Barney's Hooker Song

[AaronCarterRocks]

I just fucked a couch and then shook it's hand and left it. Trust me, I've done it before

[scisci270]

Wow, i used to wanna do this with the horses. :'(

[jakeheez]

OMG i swear to god, i saw this when i was like 7. And no, i saw no sexual undertones back then. Now i definitely do!

[VidGamesXWalkthrough]

HOLY SHIT

[CanAkane]

teaching kids to break up with someone since 2007.

[punkrockstitchy]

Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by Barney the Dinosaur. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

[Sugarfootxxxx]

I just looked up the lyrics to this song and they left out a verse between "stand and face your partner" and "shake his hand and leave him"

It said: "Now kneel and show you love him"

I am not even kidding

[jadeva]

ahahahahahh! that's freaking funny. 

[M1sT3rM4nJr]

That nigra with the glasses looks PISSED.

[salpeme100]

hahaha. soo funny. u know that the guy in the barney suit changes evry episode, and it's just a sex offender doing community service.

[Yovekk]

This explains that one chick that auditioned for American Idol.

Barney Girl transforms into Mistress Slut.

[gekobee]

haha people are dumb! its just a song, it has nothing to do with hookers! clean your mind up a little and get a life :)

[EmmaTrixLaStringe]

No offense but the one of the lyrics is go in and out the window.. what does that have to do with ... whatever they're doing? NOTHING HOOKER SONG

[baybeegurlx331]

honker song lmfao not hooker he isnt a hook dumazzes

[ThailandKyle]

Would not be surprised if it is some joking,secretive, sick inuendo from the creators. "Go in and out the window, like we have done before." How can you explain that?

[DBAlvarez88]

@ThailandKyle yeah I'm here thinking....what is this really supposed to be about?

[skyey2000]

What the hell is this song? The beginning sounds like someone's being robbed

[volkswagon4]

@skyey2000 Barney is a rapist in Lincion Park

Climbing in windows. This leads to rape and robbery

[timboboy10]

well we believe it bc it is true!!

[blahwake]

why do u people beleive such stupid things other people say lol thats so pathetic lol

[JaiBai08]

Haaaa . I get it .

[triahmae101]

Hooker Song LOL



[zuko858]

@TheJayB12

how do u not get it

[MegaDCskate]

Lol

[TheJayB12]

I dont get it

[TWWrestler21]

but it is perverted you dick

[rebeccadanielle92]

thats funny lol



[rebeccadanielle92]

lol

[myersmateo]

Barney always has made me supsicious

[miamivicepastels83]

this is hilarious

[marmii2ezy]

@nathanleg KEFE!! u bloddy trouble maker!! you can tell a shit stirer when they reply back to a comment that has nothing to do with the original comment! you tell me where it says in MY ORIGINAL comment that ive been around! YUB thats right Fag nuts no where! I was just saying...GROW UP stop turning innocent kids programmes into something its not! act your age.

[TWWrestler21]

@marmii2ezy bitch

[VivaLaMente]

.....Barney ?

.... 0_0

[lovablesweet35]

I feel sorry for the kids who were there...^^"...they didnt knw wht they did when they were young...XD

[crazyunicorny]

oh no.... i knew barney was a bad influence! :-(

[marmii2ezy]

YOU GUYS ARE SICK AND NEED TO FIND BETTER THINGS TO DO IN YOUR SPEAR TIME, TRYING TO TURN INNOCENT CHILDREN PROGRAMMES AND SONGS INTO SOMETHING IT'S NOT!!! GROW UP

[crazyunicorny]

@marmii2ezy lmao

[TWWrestler21]

@marmii2ezy fuck you

[cobracurse]

sounds like a song about jack the ripper.........

[invadergir2011]

This is awesome! a hooker song dancing around the MAYPOLE!!! That is an old wiccan ritual for women to dance around the maypole holding ribbons as a sighn of fertilization! And parents are worried halloween these days but let kids watch barney and hes teaching wiccah and hooker songs loving it!

[emilymatt10love]

hahahahahah im 13 i hate barny but this is awsome



[bpiotrowski7]

There goes my childhood.

[lukesta32]

aw

[maceosands123]

fuck dis shit because dis some ass in da hole dis snoopdoggs son mada fuckers dis chuck

[lilkim4uimthebest]

Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by Barney the Dinosaur. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

[luigimania19]

YOU SUCK

[BTChristensen]

Whore! Whore! You whore Barney!!



[jinglejoe4]

Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by Barney the Dinosaur. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

[SydniRox97]

To people not knowing why we're associating Barney with sexual themes:

One of the Barney's was found a Pedophile. I don't know which one, but I do know since then, they obviously hired a new one. We have not gotten over this, and now we just put these things together. Now quit asking. (lol)

[Efri3nd]

I guess the lyrics are questionable on a count of they really dont make sense

[Sabrinaskyefoley]

awsome song shake his hand and leave him

[sparx0xraps]

Lol @ description :P

[Hildron101010]

See, children's programs are absolutely genius. Here are the primary reasons. They are great for kids when they are young, but then when you're older, you find it funny because of the non-intended sexual innuendo.

[aguy70]

barney you dirty slut

[BULLS23jordan1]

wtf

[BabiuaAlyshaao709]

lÕl_Ï_fËÉl_sõ_lOÑélý_tØday

[cboone820]

O.o

i'm a little scared now. . .

[sick2bu]

My childhood is ruined..O.O

[grimmjow616]

until this guy called it the hooker song we just thought it was another creepy asssong

[MyKrishkrish]

Wow, before an innocent song but if you really listen to it, it turns into a song about hookers

Not that I judge, but not the best job when you could be at college

[SpongeBloggers]

suck my tits barney

[msanamaz]

HAHA funny

[Elletrol9]

I wish the hookers downtown would sing this--and sparkle, too. That'd be swell.

[happy7117]

Others have sung this folk song--and if you took the time to look it up elsewhere on the net--you would find out what the song means. It is not sick, nor disturbing. Just a alot of people with minds like 2 yrs. old which incidentaly the barney show is meant for.

If you met Barney you wouldn't be speaking badly about him. You never know if the person playing barney hates his viewers because they hate him.

[dayakquop]

@happy7117 lol@ 2 yrs. old thinking bout prostitute thumbs up for dis guy

[happy7117]

God. All previous commentators need to grow up. This song has nothing to do with hookers. It is a folk song. And the only reason everyone finds it disturbing and perverted is because of the image they associate with Barney.

If this song was sung by anyone else, no one would have sexual thoughts about it. But because everyone thinks barney is queer or bad they automaticaly think this

song is disturbing.

This song has nothing to do with hookers. Barney is more grown up than all of you.

[BlackStallionWoman]

How is this a hooker song?! |:( 

[XxFrancineJulietxX]

LOL i still have this VHS! hahahah

[Highrollercanada420]

This is so wrong on so many dif levels

[goldangel100]

WOW...

[xxktdcxx]

LMAO! This is amazing!! 

[teeteesilly]

i listened to this song for the first time like.....2 days ago and im like. wait a minute. wth?!!! this definitely at all does not sound right...lol. i always knew something was wrong with barney!!! lmao. especially when he say " go in and out the window" for what ??? wtf! smh

[TheLilwayn7]

WHAT THE FUCVK



[pangpesbuk2]

hahhahha

[hismaker1]

lol omfg bad barney

[sweet2534]

That's just wrong LMAO so damn hard

[kyleeann15]

uhhh... childhood ruined.

[TheKingSnipa51]

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha­hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha­aahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[QueenClawdiaKoopa]

I can't believe I grew up with this crap lol

[momsprincess04]

Qqqwwe

[JamieLyn1988]

barney!! u naughty dinosaur

[HelenaAndAmyXoXo]

I Just Laughed So Hard ! lol

[Lunarlilly]

theres something wrong with this

[Americanman317]

Shaking hands...

is that what they're calling these days?

[iloveevanescence1795]

if you actually know how the prostitution system works, this is sooooo true!!

[OceanPotato]

I HAVE THIS EPISODE ON VHS 0.0

[syzeone71]

@OceanPotato Holy Crap me too.

[Shadowlooker12]

"Go in and out the window Go in and out the window" "Go and take the HD, Go and Take the TV" " And don't forget the jewelry and don't forget the jewelry"

[volkswagon4]

Barney raped Antoine Dawdson's Sister?

[135Andi]

@volkswagon4 that aint true thats A DIRTY RUMOR that the show officals made up in the 80s

[residentthepikachu]

omfg

[maplefeend22]

thats so hilarious. That was my favorite barney movie back int he day. XD

[banogde]

Haha I REMEMBER THAT EPISODExD

[BlackStallionWoman]

I love this song.

[jdizzle3600]

he is teacjing them how to rob. how sweet. hahahaha. XD

[edt5481]

am i missing something?  this has absolutely nothing to do with a prostitute.....looks like someone's making a huge reach and imagining things that aren't there....fail

[kaypain42]

@edt5481

listen to the lyrics..

go round and round the village- prostitute searching for work

go in and out the window - talking back and fourth at a car window

follow me to london - taking the prostitute to his home in london

stand and face your partner - prostitute faces date ready to perform sexual deeds

shake his his hand and leave him - shake his hand for the service and leave him

go round and round the village - on to the next customer

[edt5481]

@kaypain42 nope. like I said, you guys are all reading into this way too much and trying to make it into something it's not b/c for some reason youtube has an infatuation with trying to make barney perverse.

Google "database of games round and round the village" and you'll get a pretty cut and dry description of how this song is based on and was a crucial part of a medieval children's game...hence the medieval re-enactment within the video.

[BlackStallionWoman]

@edt5481, I agree, but I never knew that the song was a midevil children's game

[Shadowlooker12]

@edt5481 I think your reading into this too much, when you decided to come onto a vid just making a joke and made it a serious topic as if WE are the ones changing the topic from it's Initial idea, To be funny because it sounds like he's talking about robbing when he's not. -_-" Could have just not said anything the the result would still be the same, us laughing at the vid and moving onto the next thing, I guess you'd need a sense of humor to grasp this. If you have one, shhhhhh

[awesomeirlable]

@kaypain42 HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!!

[firesniperbullet2]

@kaypain42 Genuis

[ifuseekamy248]

@kaypain42 haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[brandonlovessports]

@kaypain42 your comment right now, has 69 likes, just thought i'd notify you.

[kaypain42]

@brandonlovessports

lol I didn't know that. haha



[maceosands123]

ededanddxkyftdkgcv

hh

[melrox899]

@kaypain42 lol i think thats the best interpretation of this clip yet!!!

[hangsambo12]

@kaypain42 a hooker shakes hands after suckin said penis?point three,london?invalid.

[NotesWillWin]

lmfao, that was so dirt.

[BlackStallionWoman]

I love this song. Stop dissing it

[Nochozrulefan]

i think barney and justin bieber should have sex not kidding

[cheziscool]

@Nochozrulefan i dont think that would be the first time he had young boy for breakfast

[Onlinezach]

Ha... Nice Barney.

[AsIAm93]

@ZJoggarNZ vet inte

[ZJoggarNZ]

Im Swedish and why is there a swedish flag O_O?

[81292bman]

barney is the shit

[ichigopeach]

Barney.....eat a dick.

[fonezoneman]

2 leg horse!

[hawrivermetal]

barney is a big pile of purple shit

[xxmidnightravenxx1]

I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE A DYNAMITE UP YOUR BUTT IF YOU GET NEAR MY HOUUSSEE!!!!!!! >:O

[TheXxinsanexX]

Some1 tell little marchgirl that London is were all the hookers are

[rangor125]

omg barney sucks dick



[littlematchgirl96]

Do you people have nothing better to do than to be so cynical about everything, including one of the most popular children's show characters of all time?!

I love Barney. <3 And this song obviously has nothing to do with any hookers -.- Just people being overly suspicious and thinking dirty.

[sharkmiester1]

STAY OUT OF MY WINDOW YOU ASS!

[funnybubble5567]

Thats repulsive me and my friends including my grandma like that song when I was little but now I see why he was arrested

[infamoussafg]

Freemason's message to society

[Cschive]

He's controlling the youth before the education system does...SO GO AROUND THE VILLAGE MO'F!@#er

*whips out taser*

[BigCityDreams259]

omg XD

[ChemicalReaction13]

*shivers* euugg....

[licoricist]

imma be sure to shut the windows on your damn fat snout

[iRocksxKayyDee]

And kids still watch this lol?

[imevildream]

it should not be allowed as a children's show, it should be a horror movie

[bubbles6656]

i dont get how this is about a prostitute

[sweetlikecandy2]

@bubbles6656 "Go round and round the village as we have done before." Going around sleeping with people (as a prostitute does) "Stand and face your partner, now shake his hand and leave him." When they're done with the sex, they leave. Those are the parts that sound most like what prostitutes do lol

I'm not sure about the rest though xD

[bubbles6656]

@sweetlikecandy2 oh.. haha oops :/ lol imma little slow.. :P haha thankk youuu (:

[kenneth12345678910]

@bubbles6656 paid sex with other ppl in town and rape o-o, its not about knights > . > like the kids are wearing

[kikook222]

@bubbles6656 It's not..it's dumbasses who have nothing better to do than voice their imagination.

[iiwuybyk11]

gfftygytjygvgfcftcftdftftdcdxf­gthe fuck

[gerardar68]

gallah gallah island is better than this bullshit stupid purple dinasour lolz

[truckerman97]

Barney As I Recall You Got Kick Out Of London!!!!

[SandMasta]

i dont get it

[MislaidAlbum]

Good point.

[anmllvr234]

lol "shake his hand and leave him..

[Dancers22406]

now i understand why my parent would not let me watch barney.

[TheUltimateToon]

:( when did every one start this make fun of barney bullsh**

[MamaKeagen]

i dont get it lol jking

[Nipper18]

NO! GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[biker5211]

This is why I am the way I am.... This is fucked up!

[DRUNKPANDA48]

Some one shot thios fucking assclown I hope. Ah fuck he had to be made in Jap land.

[metrostation5776]

shake his hand and leave him HELL NO HES MY BABYS DADDY FY BARNEY NOW IM A SINGLE MOM jk im 15

[superpartysausage]

WTFim haunted

[PorcelainedHeart]

Hahahaha. This is great. xD If only those poor, innocent kids knew what they were saying. =0

[ieetmelon]

it's scary

but i dont get what it has to do with hooker's

[MrXRAVEx]

Barney was not fucking helpful to me... he scared the shit out of me as a kid...what the fuck is a giant purple dinosaur thing doing with small children?

[13Mimzz]

@MrXRAVEx He scared the fuck outta me as a child to . . still does now, I'm gonna have bloody nightmares tonite.

[anzin74]

OH MY GOSH, YEAH! Hahahahahahahahahaha, oh man, those ignorant children, xD

[jakekelley101]

oooo i get it

[cphackerultimate]

will kill barney...

[carly9978]

LOL BARNEY THIS IS A HOOKER SONG

[capsule56]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK SHIT FUCKER SHIT FUCK!

[Alfonzia18]

@ThePedoBarney dino first 

[Alfonzia18]

@ThePedoBarney Must Kill

[sarahmcconnell1018]

Haha who would have thought

[Alfonzia18]

Must Kill purple dinosaur 

[Y2Keri]

LMAO!!! u ppl are sickkk lol i would never notice this if it wasnt for the title lol gotta admit its damn funny when u think of it

[prettybrowneyes541]

ROTF. I never realized how dirty this song is.

[AliceIsEllis]

fuck crap shit crap hell

[nikkixlove21]

lol i seen this when i was little XD

[SuperCheetahgirl1]

smh you people are crazy

[MyOwnGuitarHero]

HE'S CLIMBING IN YO WINDOWS, HE'S SNATCHING YO PEOPLE UP O__o

[dirtylogs]

@MyOwnGuitarHero lmao