"you can take the crumble,take the old girls,take max bygraves,take your sister,take the fella with the wonky eye,take the fucking lot of ya'and piss off out of it!"
I absolutely love Catherine Tate. If they didn't edit the piss out of it, I would wish for this to air on American television. Fat chance of that happening. Anyway, regarding the baby; I've always said "Every child is precious, not every child is cute."
Thank you very much for uploading these clips with subititles. I love Nan and find her absolutely hillarious, but since I'm not British I find her hard to understand at times because of her dialect, so the subtitles are a great help. Thank you :)
why did little britain win everything? its obvious that catherine tate is the at comedy sketches!!! she is a genious, no one else could ever do what she does and gets away with it!!!!! lol.
i said take the money she said na i dont want it i said take the money she said nah i dont wannit. i said take the money you'd bleed me dry if u culd, now take that ten pound note buy theat child a bonnet and tie it over its fukin face!!
9 dislikes. Am I bovvered?
emdawso 4 days ago 4
9 dislikes? FUCK OFF!
xxxTinyTinaxxx 2 weeks ago
Best part: 4:33 - her laugh after she says "oh fucking chill out!"
faberrylove 1 month ago
I almost laughed myself to death when she said 'ain't it ugly' LOL
sonosempre2028 1 month ago
"Nan, sit down!"
"Fuck off!!"
Gets me every time haha
Gavin4561 1 month ago 6
Love it.
lmaolongtime1120 1 month ago
when she laughs she looks like a monkey
iliveongalifry 1 month ago
Hep
SpartanStig117 2 months ago
Tescos LOL
adambarker96 2 months ago
One eye looking at you one looking for you...LMAOOOOOOOO
quietriotish 2 months ago
AIN'T IT UGLY?!
AnarchistGoth 3 months ago 5
nan sit down...
FUCK OFF!
TheSpecOpsAirsoft1 3 months ago 11
And init Airy
Love that bit omg! <3
CuteKittyCat3 4 months ago 2
One of my all time favourites XD
HoppyNinja 4 months ago
Nan Sit down FUCK OFF !
M40a3Snipe 4 months ago
nan sit down!
fuck off!!
StueyTheDuck 4 months ago
"Aint it ugly!!!"
zamoraangel6 4 months ago 2
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louise1091 5 months ago
Reminds me of my nan in East Ham in the 60's .... same accent, same manner, she wasn't as crude though.
PottyEsq 5 months ago
Nan......why did you desert me? Me eye isn't wonky, I won the fucking archery regional championship.
Still love ye though Cat, Sing it loud and Proud.
:D
CaptainKubla 5 months ago 2
LOL!
omgsomanynamestaken 5 months ago
fraggle rock!
mh6761 6 months ago
7 people are fat Americans with wonky eyes. :P
Blacknife00 6 months ago 4
OH FUCKING CHILL OUT! the line that'll go down in hollywood history
14barlowe1 6 months ago
"Nan, sit down"
"FUCK OFF"
CheekyAJ555 6 months ago 4
"Now take that £10 note, buy the child a bonnet, and tie it over its fucking face!" Catherine Tate - Legend! x
CheekyAJ555 6 months ago 30
superb!
youtubalou 6 months ago
"you can take the crumble,take the old girls,take max bygraves,take your sister,take the fella with the wonky eye,take the fucking lot of ya'and piss off out of it!"
catherine tate your a legend!<3
Kobiee2011 6 months ago 4
THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!
LYNX3113 7 months ago
favorite part 5:30 fucking funny haha
CoriLovesCana 7 months ago
"Now take that ten pound note, buy that child a bonet and tie it over its FUCKING FACE!"...... LOL!! , Nan, you crack me up.
markhorneyuk 7 months ago
And Six people must be Tescos
Elektrared84 7 months ago
I am laughing so hard, I am crying right now! LMAO
Elektrared84 7 months ago
truly billiant, I wish america had one single funny female comedian but we dont.
youdontknow1t 7 months ago
6:38- Nan, Sit down!!!
FUCK OFF
Wiizgurl98 7 months ago
4:35- lmao :D
Wiizgurl98 7 months ago
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Wiizgurl98 7 months ago
they're calling it tesco's!! lmao,, that cracks me up everytime!!! :D
Wiizgurl98 7 months ago
(CACKLING LAUGH)
AtenRa 7 months ago
I would love to see Nan and Father Jack from Father Ted together! Would be epic and a bloody half!
sme1ems 7 months ago
fucking briliant
motorcross2k11 7 months ago
so this is the nan everyones talking bout on fb lol
jenieceandmusic 8 months ago 3
They´re calling it Tescos! lmfaolmfao!
GETKNOWNx 8 months ago
how does that guy keep a straight face while doing this? XD
recall611 8 months ago 3
"Now take that ten pound note, buy that child a bonnet, and tie it over its fucking face."
I freaking died, oh my god.
silenceongallifrey 8 months ago
I love Nan, she's my hero!
pinkflamingosarecool 8 months ago
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pinkflamingosarecool 9 months ago
I am gonna be like that when I'm older. I can't wait to be old say I can say what the feck I want!
MissGeorge7220 9 months ago
this is seriously my Grandma. just with a German accent. XD
kaylenfalse 9 months ago 2
fack off best part
lushcosmetics101 9 months ago
LOL one eye lookin' at cha' one eye lookin' for ya'. I love Nan i wish she was my grandma xDD
ArthurTheHorseBOOM 9 months ago 5
Deafguy, I love your channel!
Letspreach 9 months ago
Buy that child a bonnet and tie it over its FUCKING FACE!
reaceness 10 months ago 5
lmfao this is well sick ae but FUKK SHES UGLY!!!
Brad93207 10 months ago
@Brad93207 She's wearing a mask! That's not how she really looks!
Xbox360shenmue 9 months ago
She is brilliant and no mistake!
vienna2100 10 months ago
nan sit down FACK OFF
989lovelush 10 months ago
nan sit down
fack off lol
best line in the episode
i wish i hade a nan like that
989lovelush 10 months ago
Hey, it´s so amusing, I laugh alwyays when I play this. She´s nasty, but so humorous. And I love the grandson, I whish he could be my boyfriend.)
supermixful 10 months ago
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THEY'RE CALLING IT TESCO. LOOL. I QOULD RUN A MILE IF IT WAS MINE !
usmannwot786 10 months ago
THEY'RE VALLING IT TESCO. LOOL. I QOULD RUN A MILE IF IT WAS MINE !
usmannwot786 10 months ago
or the ovaa-a-shan. XD
julz3590 11 months ago
if you dont like this then your really sad
friends09ism 11 months ago
Sooo funny could not stop laughing
miley7892 1 year ago
Oh my godness, this is brilliant!
*I am what I am* - wish I would have had a nan like this XD
austriangoth3 1 year ago
4 people have an ugly baby called tescos
randomirishperson 1 year ago
"its frightened the fucking life outta me !!"
02sprinkles 1 year ago 3
I'm Mexican and thanks to my British friend.. now I love Catherine Tate.. she's brilliant here and in Dr Who!!!
MrStrangelyEnigmatic 1 year ago
''They're calling it Tesco'' ;D
SLIsSoCoolLike 1 year ago
Pure comedy gold..... Catherine Tate is a fucking gold
shawneesmithluva 1 year ago
LMAOOO
- take the ten pound and buy that baby a bonnet to cover her face - lool
smilebiches 1 year ago
i want to have a nan like that. lol
TheGeorgianknight 1 year ago
"Nan, sit down." "Fuck off!" Lmao!!
mimiskittle 1 year ago 2
3 DISLIKES?! WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT!
ReversedPencils 1 year ago 68
''one eye looking at you,the other one looking for you'' loooooooooooooool
xXxskayaxXx 1 year ago
I nearly died of laughter when she said "It nearly frightened the fucking life out of me!"
BeckiHollowayxx 1 year ago
A bonnet and tie it over it's fuckin face!!! Haha
ToHellWeRide95 1 year ago 2
Haha, "I said take the ten pound note, buy that child
ToHellWeRide95 1 year ago 2
I know that's right, Sang that shit girl.
Phoenixx119 1 year ago
How Mathew Horne looks at her without laughing I'll never know :')
beckyh19 1 year ago 4
When my mum finally goes round the bend, this will be her. And we will have so much damned fun!
secretfox02 1 year ago 3
THERE CALLING IT TESCO'S !!! LOL
JordanWood00 1 year ago 5
i wish she was my nan LOOOOOOL :LLL
stevensluke11 1 year ago
LOL love love love
joshtannahill1 1 year ago
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it frightened the fuckin life out of me. lol
lmao
medicpack6 1 year ago
it frightened the fuckin life out of me. lol
medicpack6 1 year ago
I really need to know how he can sit through al that with a straight face!! XD
leoneo555 1 year ago 2
I absolutely love Catherine Tate. If they didn't edit the piss out of it, I would wish for this to air on American television. Fat chance of that happening. Anyway, regarding the baby; I've always said "Every child is precious, not every child is cute."
TheLdyDrake 1 year ago 3
This is Brilliant!
tomatich 1 year ago
They're calling it Tesco's. Lol. x
petie71 1 year ago
thank you so much for the subtitles!!!!
laurastoleru2009 1 year ago
makes more sense with the subtitles :)
gallaghergirl1000 1 year ago
Thank you very much for uploading these clips with subititles. I love Nan and find her absolutely hillarious, but since I'm not British I find her hard to understand at times because of her dialect, so the subtitles are a great help. Thank you :)
MadonnaImperia 1 year ago
If she was my nan , I would go up to her flat every day even if she was just gonna insult me cause i'd still be in tears of laughter
kelly19091 1 year ago 2
LOL! Some kids are really ugly though, it's just we're not allowed to say it out loud and have to coo over them as if they were as cute as the rest!
Gresslette 1 year ago 2
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Gresslette 1 year ago
this is amazing catherine is a legend this comedy makes me proud to be british
one eye looking at you the other trying to find you lol
hahahah
u fecking legend
XxsiananxX 1 year ago 57
fucking hilarious.
mikeyknowlson 1 year ago
o fuckn chill out xD
MrHarleyiscool 1 year ago
My younger sister's called Francesa lol
iMyusic 1 year ago
Hahahhahahaa .. i cant stop laughing watching this!! "nan sit down! " " fuck off!!" :L
georgieeeeee96 1 year ago
"They're callin' it Tesco's!" LMFAO
MattAbel24 1 year ago 2
i wish she was my nan
RosalieWilson 1 year ago
Nan is the best comedy sketch ever.....I wish she was my Nan....lol
scibes4real 1 year ago
Now I'll never be able to hear John Barrowman's version without laughing. XD
PaddySnuffles 1 year ago
They're calling it some funny name, ~no they're not~, they're calling it some funny name! They're calling it tesco's!!!
Take your crumble, take the old girls, take max bygraves, take the lotta ya and shove em up your asses and piss off out of it!!
lmao GENIUS
TheBenAppleby 1 year ago
she reminds me of gollum from lotr
nblack02 1 year ago
Matthew Horne :)
superwacko99 1 year ago
I'm so ugly that I need a bonet too. This is great!
sandraoxx 1 year ago
I was drinking water as I watched this and totally did a spit take all over my shirt!
The part that got me was "Now, take that ten-pound note, buy that child a bonnet, and tie it over it's fucking face!"
:)
SnickersInTheBarn 1 year ago 4
this is one of the most hilarious things i've seen in years
oh gosh I almost died laughing
tnx for posting this looooooooool
is that a show or sometihng
plz gimme the name of it
karam8816 2 years ago 3
This is Catherine Tate, you can buy the DVD's but there are a lot of vids on YouTube! She is a brilliant actor you should see her other characters!
calasite 1 year ago 3
hahahahaha with the la cage aux folles song
AFIfreak4life1 2 years ago
LoL..!
Joka!!
Soo Frikenn Hilarious..!
Rosetyler3 2 years ago
its like a big hairy elf looking up at ya!
and there callin it tescos!
Nan is cool
Catherine Tate is a genius
evilmaniac88 2 years ago
Its the wrong one.
I new you wouldn't get it.
But thats the one you always have
Britshbratforever 2 years ago
pmsl....frightented the fuckin life out of me, it did lololol
sumhinsilly 2 years ago
Nan, sit down!
FACK OFF!! XD
Animalcrossing95 2 years ago 137
one of the funniest things i have ever seen
michaelgondelle 2 years ago 3
WICKED!:D
lewylewel 2 years ago 2
Your life is not worth a damn 'til you can say
"I ham WOT I ham"
@ 5:47
cocochanelleke 2 years ago 3
(DRAMATIC PIANO INTRO)
#I...
#Am what I am
#I am my own special creation LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
stefaela 2 years ago 3
'I 'am ma own speshall cre-ay-a-shon!' lol
and yes i know i spelled it wrong, i did it 'cause thats how she said it!
Monkeyballmania 2 years ago 3
shoe polish :)
ugly baby :)
tesco :) i ain't boverd so fack off!
MaddyMckay 2 years ago 6
What's a bonnet??
TheJackHarkness 2 years ago
it's a little hat that baby girls have on there head to protect there scalp from the sun :) !!
MaddyMckay 2 years ago
@TheJackHarkness like a hat, but tied round your head x
leeshiful 2 years ago
6:36 LMAO
SuperPivotBoy 2 years ago 3
When she said: "Their calling it Tesco's!" I was laughing for two hours straight. Still haven't stopped.
:)
xxxLotBotxxx 2 years ago 8
" The pair of them together, they'll look like they came of fraggle rock! Don't u say things like that. No no!" Lol!
I ham, what I... Ham!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
balletgymstar 2 years ago 7
Thank you for the subtitles. I am Hard of Hearing and it's a blessing to find them here, :D
cozz 2 years ago 7
@cozz Could you provide a voice-over, I'm hard of reading.
dezparado5 1 year ago
Jamie: Nan, sit down.
Nan: FUCK OFF!
lmao =)
brandowgg 2 years ago 7
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brandowgg 2 years ago
i luv her
gossiptyyl 2 years ago 5
OMG ITS TRUE! All my friends say I'm gunna be like Gran when I'm old! The ugly baby bit has just proved it!! LOL
BTW, whats the point of the subtitles? They're speaking in english so why have english subs? lol
oliviaakaspazmoid 2 years ago 2
@oliviaakaspazmoid Maybe it's for deaf people
KiwiGurl4Life 2 years ago 4
woah i didnt expect tht
lol
oxsmartiesox 2 years ago 2
LOL this is simply amazing.
diiiaaannneee 2 years ago 2
hahaha this is my nan
watfordlad4life 2 years ago
SIT DOWN FACK OFF.
3ratt 2 years ago
catherine tate must be a fuckin genius to be able to do this
HaNnAhBhAm 2 years ago 5
This was actually my nan- though she didnt swear as much. I swear Catherine Tate must have met her sometime and based this on her
xxroseexx 2 years ago 2
class
johnhether 2 years ago 2
I WISH I HAD A GRAN LIKE THIS....
skillen95 2 years ago 11
@skillen95 me tooooooo
gossiptyyl 2 years ago 2
Is There any way of downloading this?
SaffffeEnnit 2 years ago
This is my favourite sketch, not only of Catherine Tate's, but of all comedy actors. Its natural, realistic and so fucking funny!!!
GraceUnderPressure1 2 years ago 3
This was my first ever Catherine Tate Sketch. The most memorable bit was
"Nan sit down"
"FUCK OFF!!"
Never fails to make me laugh.
Darkstar263 2 years ago 6
why did little britain win everything? its obvious that catherine tate is the at comedy sketches!!! she is a genious, no one else could ever do what she does and gets away with it!!!!! lol.
MegaKateyes 2 years ago 86
"Nan sit down"
"FUCK OFF"
hahahahah great
Catherine Tate is a genius of comedy
MrSean677 2 years ago 9
lmao i love nans laugh.
a a a a ah!
SnapCrackleKABOOM 2 years ago 6
They called it Tesco's!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
szoughlen 2 years ago 5
meee
4nxi3ty 2 years ago
anyone else think that the guy looks cuter in the nan sketches than he does in the lauren ones
aeolus2989 2 years ago 7
one eye looking at yah, one looking for yah! hahaha
loufreck 2 years ago
its have enough fucking problems looking like that
PxRxIxNxExSxS 2 years ago
one looking at you the other looking for you
hahahahahahahahhahaha
PxRxIxNxExSxS 2 years ago
lol hilarious
missgraceoc 2 years ago
LOL!Fraggle Rock!!
"It frightened the fucking life out of me!"
"It's like a big hairy elf looking up at ya!"
Parsons607 2 years ago 3
dont call it tesco's whatever you do, it will have enough fucking problems looking like that :L
oh my god that is such a classic quote :L
aiddannlewis 2 years ago
i said take the money she said na i dont want it i said take the money she said nah i dont wannit. i said take the money you'd bleed me dry if u culd, now take that ten pound note buy theat child a bonnet and tie it over its fukin face!!
bitchandmuppett 2 years ago
"singalonga Max Bygraves, sitting in your own shit"!
lmao :-D
Knappa22 3 years ago
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nikkinimonisoosoo 3 years ago
I love this, expecially when shes making fun of the baby.
Also
"Nan, sit down!"
"FUCK OFF!"
XD
xXNoviaOscuraXx 3 years ago
aint it ugly
Phil1796 3 years ago
"Nan, sit down!"
"FUCK OFF!"
Lol
SecksyBeast 3 years ago
AINTCHA!
sullsims 3 years ago
Haha, hilarious
Shrubbs 3 years ago
haha dis funni shit LMFAO!! now take that ten- pound not buy that child a bonnet nd tie it over its fucken head!!! classic haha :]
esh374brah 3 years ago
theyr calling it TESCOS:L!
RhiieeBBZ 3 years ago
LOL!!
emmabaaaby 3 years ago