Judge Judy - Fatal Attraction

[DejectedDonkey]

I want Byrd's job

[DejectedDonkey]

lol she's from SouthLake

[domaink]

Dumbness can not be cured by just degrees. 

[lanceand]

Love it - "I'd never date a guy without a degree again". Those two degrees she got certainly made her a real catch.

[Gronditty]

he has striking facial features - would love to draw his face

[andreasegde]

Looking at her reminds me of the man in the moon, but with two 8-balls for eyes. The best was when she said "He needs controlling". Loony tunes...

[horsesflu]

Holy, that chick is nuts! The guy's also a creep, going by the letter he wrote to her grovelling to be taken back while also asking what site she uses for TV shows - but mostly it's all about the chick being a total whack job.

I especially liked her little pissant statement at the end, "never date a guy without a college degree." I too have a protip for guys that relates to her, "Never date a cookie monster hambeast with crazy eyes and agape barrel mouth."

In-all: they're both total asshats

[incubus364]

Eyes are fucked. Only good thing about her would be if she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose and liked getting fucked hard in her tight little ass!!!!!

[Beelzebub130213]

anyone else think her eyes are kinda creepy??

[visitswflorida]

Dear all single men, DO NOT EVER date this woman, seriously not right.

[loggats]

poor woman, hope she gets some help and moves on

[snowym12]

When Judge Judy comments about the girl's lack of common sense, and she replies "But I have 2 college degrees!" that's basically like saying "But I have 2 cars!" to someone who questions your driving abilities. Having more doesn't always make the situation better.

[Primordialfan1]

Cunts ALWAYS say the guy is ''abusive''. Why? because idiots take the cunt at her word.

[zilexxx]

She belongs to "Crazy Eyes" tribe !

[GhettoPharmacist]

2 degrees and dumb as a rock

[horsesflu]

@GhettoPharmacist fat as a rock, too... By rock, I of course mean a mountain, or perhaps a billion year old asteroid; the type that collides with planets, killing all life. (It has a key. The atmosphere let it in.)

[MCNotAlon3]

Jude Judy Plaintiff logic:

He dumped me - Sue him for something.

OR

She dumped me - Sue her for something.

Or is this just my own observation?

[macrossmatrix]

Hungry eyes.

[macrossmatrix]

Singing... Hungry eyes. 

[Elfphan7]

Her eyes do look a bit crazy. :/

[trombonegirlJH]

Why is she so obsessed with college? College soesn't make you smart-- trust me.

[trombonegirlJH]

@trombonegirlJH *doesn't

[Fr0sht3d]

Man the harpoon!

[alyssin1000]

HE TOOK MY I PAWDDD

[alyssin1000]

bulge eyed crazy lady

[ouimetnick]

He took my iPod

[elheadkickio]

Those crazy eyes that some chicks have are a good sign that you should stay away. They're far more trouble than they're worth.

[MegaTafe]

*facepalm*  eeeeh

[nickharris86]

fat bitch owned

[dreamcatcherr2002]

never date a guy without a college degree, never date a women who cannot take care what she eats, wow, i been with a woman just like her physically, mentally , just like her, jesus, everyday was so miserable!

Women = manipulation + trouble + stress + expensive

[anona72]

sweet looking def

[whitebeam]

It's hilarious that she thinks she's smart for having two degrees when she's gazillion times dumber than the guy. Can tell it just from the fucking crazy expression she has on her face.

[zainol2010]

Defendant is actually good looking don't need this educated moronic bitch

[Sorchify]

OMG the Plaintiff's inane squeaky bimbo voice is like nails down a blackboard (*shudder*)

[AllMane28]

lol pause at 7:23 that bitch looks like a surprised catfish. haha damn..

[zainol2010]

@AllMane28 Should have dropped the surprised

[ImmortalUniverse]

keep your mouth shut , untill you've been asked a question.

lol

[HanamationStudio]

She's got "crazy stalker girlfriend" eyes... O_O

[hentaimaid]

i hate how she says ''ipod''

[Sorchify]

@hentaimaid omg me too 'ipooood' 

[blondeeJewl0ve27]

Her eyes are as big and round as fish bowls ... O_O

[SweetlySisi]

Bitch is crazy... look at those eyes. O_O scary shit.

[brickan2]

so if u pay for membership on adultfinder u fuck prostitutes? WTF!?

[loopstheloop]

Was it a fatal attraction because she fell on him?

[FIELDROX]

@loopstheloop u made me laugh so fucking hard

[418sadeyes]

"I have two degrees"  REALLY?? This woman is an ABSOLUTE idiot!! I would NEVER air my dirty laundry, EVER!!!

[mattforrester1973]

Fat, arrogant psycho bitch..the freaky eyes that become way too large & barely ever blink..the weird mouth that apart from being open & talking shit so often, is filled by teeth that are way too big to fit inside it properly & must cause the ugly trout-pout type shit she does with her lips..& if black's such a slimming colour, thank Christ she never wore that jacket & skirt in a lighter shade..she reminds me of a few loudmouth, rotund, dumb & entitled pigs I've met from the States in the past...

[ihatesuburbia83]

i dont like men with small chins they look weird and unmanly..just saying

[MrBarney524]

@ihatesuburbia83

I don't like girls who score A-,on breast size.

[ihatesuburbia83]

i think shes quite attractive in an adele kinda way =)

[mattforrester1973]

@ihatesuburbia83 Adele's management team may very well sue you for that comment...!!

[darlingmama09]

There is something seriously creepy about this bitch and her eyes are freaky!

[mattforrester1973]

@darlingmama09 Yeah, I'm definitely leading far more heavily toward your way of thinking than the "she's quite attractive in an adele kinda way" that was posted above this comment...she's a frumpy freak, IMO...

[2agray]

Holy Hottie Batman! I'd cheat with him!

[MrBarney524]

@2agray

You have to be in a relationship first...to cheat.

[MsOtaku26]

He's handsome. She's.........................­not

[Pauly69s]

Byrd kwax me up...they hand him shit...he glances at it thinkin ur a loser n hands it to JJ...))

[mitb7]

lol degree in common sense or smart:))

[xHasten]

Pause at 13:25 . lmfao

[JohnnyLoco27]

17:49 that looks like a bad ''I don't recognize this''face XD

[katrina63700]

is this dude related to the smothers brothers?  He looks like them, with dark hair.

[joeykiller]

ahh i love jj... teaches life lessons where a normal court wouldnt have provided

[anistonlover08]

geez i woulda slapped dis bitch and said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE SO EFFING DUMB!"

[Blackrosepandemonium]

That was really fair

[yakzach]

god damn it, shes so fucking stupid.

[Kevysksk]

"fatal attraction" How can you NOT click on that

[teewhy1977]

and when she reads the paer and her mouth opens. she looks soo stupid

[teewhy1977]

she says ipod like a moron.... the plaintiff is a fat bitch ugly too

[philipab2]

never date a girl who only eats mcdonalds...



[naddogg89]

haha stupid relationship drama, so much spite!

[missprisss]

the guy must be an idiot to jump into a relationship with her...

[MakanaleiB]

hey face and facial movements are killing me... and her stupidity

[Brandon158]

thats why im glad im gay what a fucking nutcase

[UpToTheMinuteMan]

She is too fat to be that stupid.

[QuantumBladeGun]

wow, she is one freaky looking bitch. i hope that dude makes a video of him breaking her ipod.

[5implesimon]

oink oink ... cakey cake snort!!

[freden562]

College degree does not equal intelligence... College degree does not equal guaranteed good boyfriend.

[Thegooob95]

she is freaking scary looking

[danagirl23]

2 degrees? certainly not in communications...maybe in dumb and dumber...

[freden562]

@danagirl23 Seriously, haha. Probably not even degrees that'll get you anywhere. Like philosophy, but you have to have some brain for that so she more than likely didn't get a degree in that. Haha.

[jbsmg]

What a complete bufoon. This girl should not be alive, plain and simple.

[jbsmg]

This girl is just stupid.

[JTO500]

at the end -LOL she said `ever date a guy with out a college degree`..LOL-- scarie and there are many nuts like her out there..be care full

[takatakatang]

Judy: You didn't get the degree in Common Sense or Smarts!

Her: I -ded-.

[madeinmanchesterr]

@takatakatang hahahahahahahaha i ded o my god thats great

[Zubrus555]

hahaha Sexy Baby ,,Scary



[jsteel120]

Wtf are her degrees in? Gender Studies and Underwater Basket Weaving?

[Buondelmonte123]

@jsteel120 no, I think it was Bunny Boiling and Chimney Scaling. Remember that case: "Kern County Sheriff-Coroner spokesman Ray Pruitt determined Tuesday that Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac was unable to breathe in the narrow chimney where she was lodged after apparently trying to get into the Bakersfield home on Aug 25." Our Suzanne looks the type.

[merrittdude]

Wow, for the second time today.... hot dude has inexplicable attraction to deplorable blimp.

[Slyerious]

She's not quite all there...

[liquifex]

He's a decent looking normal dude....how the fuck did he put up with that insanity? It's not even like she's hot, so you let shit slide, haha. I couldn't even tolerate talking to her in a bar for 10 minutes.

[ballrub]

i'd let her toss my salad,and tug my scrotums.

[Buondelmonte123]

@ballrub well I wouldn't. 

[thepromman]

yeah...this is why i stay single

[Erik7601]

hahah dumb ass bitch has a college degree, look at where it got her. psycho stalker cunt. its things like this makes me comftorble being single sometimes then again anyone could tell she looked like a psycho

[The900Triumphrider]

Oh somewhere, there is a pet rabbit cooking in a stew pot!

[Buondelmonte123]

@The900Triumphrider oh yes indeed. And a chimney awaits too. Suzanne will be the new Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac.

[Hetahl]

Her eyes are scary. 

[mindphreak4money]

I hope that for the sake of humanity, that NO MAN EVER procreates with Miss Suzanne Elizabeth. I was trying to find out what University or College she went to for her "Degrees"; so that I can AVOID ever attending any place that would give her a "Diploma". She has two ears, 1 mouth, and NO BRAIN!!

[gramboliciousness]

It's funny cause she's fat!

[MrsOneDestined]

The P is so arrogant. She clearly thinks she's smarter than everyone and sexier than everyone. Bragging about her "two degrees" to a JUDGE. Even in he closing dialogue "never date a guy without a college degree," when she is a prime example that you don't need to be intelligent to get through college anymore. Plus I wonder if she realizes you can't use student loan money to buy cloths and gifts wit in the first place.

[darkrood]

huh at certain angle, the defendant looked like angry Christian Bale.

[MadMaxxieXD]

He's too cute for her anyway, she's ugly on the outside and inside to match... Some of these people think they can do whatever they please without consequences, I don't care who you are, you can't be this dumb and not be punished for it... Even her voice irritates me.

[TheBass2themax]

the guy has the worst taste in women period

[sladunkaAa]

god its like a 12 year old retarded girl stuck in a 20 year olds body AAGH

[oogallecta]

I hate Judge Judy. She's so rude and obnoxious, and once she decides she doesn't like someone in her courtroom, she starts ignoring any proof they have. She's willfully ignorant and completely unjust.

[MrsOneDestined]

@oogallecta And where exactly did the girl have ANY proof aside from the bed, which was WAS compensated for. The judge awarded her for what she was able to prove, and didn't award her for what she did not have proof for. ALL she had was proof of the bed, thus she was awarded for the bed. Your statement makes no sense, as although she CLEARLY did not like the girl, she still awarded her what she was owed. Did you even think about that before you wrote it?

[oogallecta]

@MrsOneDestined TROLOLOLOLO

[HoneyXVenom]

The fuck is with her eyes?

[rubstercreations]

@HoneyXVenom

When she looks happy she stills looks at you like ô_O

[HoneyXVenom]

@rubstercreations Probably from intense meds. :/

[loveyoulovepinkxo]

the level of stupidity is astounding 

[queenmadz1]

She should be blonde-.- Fuck.

[thegreenjudy]

I never get a guy without a college degree again....you must be kidding me...

[MrsOneDestined]

@thegreenjudy Now even sex requires a college degree.

[Purplecatsoup30]

I think I just figured something out: the clueless bitch in this episode is the infamous "TUBGIRL."

You know, the crazy bitch who jettisons some nasty yellow - orange liquid out of her ass onto her face.

[robertstoneify]

Who want to hire 2 degree with a nuts brain?????

[nellie2581]

Femme fatale!

[CruLePreDaToR]

Hacked, really, really,really, trololololololol.

[treeostat]

Burgulerize? That's a University educated American for you....

[nellie2581]

@treeostat You mean Burglarize

[tron81]

@treeostat yes the US university system is so bad that students from all over the world come here to study.

The lady might have some crappy tech school Associate's Degree or worthless online degree from the University of Phoenix. People will still say they have a "college degree."

[treeostat]

The "fact" that she has two degrees shows how crap the US education system is.

[treeostat]

"I gave him $1300 and here is a bank statement showing i pulled out $700". Yeah, that's proof of something.

[treeostat]

As the lady says "beauty fades, dumb is forever".

[MichellePumpernickel]

Her eyes are so crazy. I do believe that it was a two way crazy though. Breaks almost always are. He probably was begging for her to come back and not returning things. People always try to omit the crazy stuff they said or did to spur the other person on when retelling break-up stories.

[LoveIsGrand00]

WTF IS SHE WEARING??????

[onlineversion]

ANYBODY KNOW THIS STUPID LOONY CHICK? HOLLA AT ME, I WANNA KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HER.

[onlineversion]

I'm sure she posted the ad. If you look at the bottom of the ad it said something...wireless blackberry. Then on the emails she sent him, it said, sent from verizon wireless blackberry... it's her using her same device to post and sent these things!

[onlineversion]

She needs to be on medication like JJ said!

[onlineversion]

Stupid bitch! Don't matter if you can read books... that's not common sense of smart! Bitch is soooo stupid. Oh my God! Jesus Christ! Buddah! Anybody!

[bennitori4]

Never date a guy without a college degree ever again? Well from they we she turned out that makes me afraid of college graduates.

[doozer123]

OMG! Punch her in the face!

[wbooker10]

This guy fuck up a good Piggy-Bank.

[AbstractztHD]

burgularize?

[GYABON22]

my ears are ringing because her voice is so annoying

[GYABON22]

took me 2 seconds to realize that she is retarded

[scarywinkoproductios]

Micheal is actually really sexy :D 

[rebelnomo]

"Never date a guy without a college degree again" Holy shit, did she actually sday that? She supposedly has two college degrees and she's a fucking lunatic. Not only that, she's dumb as a bucket of rocks. Ain't that what JJ said?

[mahina1963]

by far the most smackable bitch i've seen, ever!

[MrXBDon]

THOSE EYES ...THEY ARE BURNING MY SKULL. I just want to know how does she get her contacts to stay on?

[rebelnomo]

@MrXBDon I don't know how she gets them to stay on, but they gotta be easy as hell to put in with them freakin eyes buggin out like that.

[TheFashiongirl23]

WOW ANOTHER EPISODE OF JUDGE JUDY WHERE I LOST IQ POINTS LISTENING TO THE DUMB GIRL

[mindphreak4money]

@TheFashiongirl23 Watching this episode of Judge Judy; I also felt like I lost some IQ points. Like my uncle used to say; "Stupidity is Contagious". Luckily, I'll read a book later and eat some chicken soup, and the effects of her stupidity will pass through my system. :)

[asjabluedog]

not only the bizarre eyes but super huge teeth she can barely fit her lips over and that she keeps weirdly sucking.

[seka1986]

She looks like Louie Anderson.

[milacakes]

@seka1986 hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[AisuSeijin]

@seka1986

I thought it WAS Louie Anderson...

[procastinator7891]

@seka1986 LMAO you're right!

[rekage11]

most annoying ugly bitch ever!!! fuckinghell how did he date her

[scrambledpenis]

Ugh I hated how she is a complete moron, and she uses her bachelors degree to justify her intellect. She probably got a b average in something really easy in the humanities and now works for $12 managing a dairy queen. All the while convincing herself she is not dumb.

[defbabe]

Oh my dear ... someone can NOT forget about the stupid ipod!! Clearly one of the degree was not drama, coz god yeah she posted that ad!!

[kallumkadavu1]

SHE COULD HAVE CLAIMED FOR A COMPENSATION NOT FOR DOG SITTING BUT IF THE DOG HAD RAPED HER...........

[FIELDROX]

typical,wen the relationship is over the girl blames the guy for abuse and drugs,yeah sure u dumb bitch

[MogensPeralta]

Dumbass peaks at 13:24 15:34 and 16:48 when she is told to keep her mouth shut until the judge ask her a question.

[MogensPeralta]

@MogensPeralta and 18:09

[TheGizmotto]

lol why does she speak every freaking time Judge says something, when its obviously not a question?

[BrettMiller33]

I wish just once Judge Judy would say "Are you retarded?"

[jmsacus]

ahahahahah Michael SMOTHERS!!!! he likes suffocating aparently...