@FireArmsResQ Because i know on the whole how dumb people are, particularly the wanna be gangster kids over here in this country. And i'd prefer for those morons not to have access to any more weapons than they already do have access to, i can run from a knife, can't from a gun.
@Appclypse you are ignorant of UK gun laws my friend :) me and my dad both own 12 gauge shotguns. and when i'm 17, i'll apply for my firearms license, which is when i'll get a few .22 semi auto rifles, some bolt actions, more shotguns and a few pistols. you'll be the first to die, i'll be the last. and i'm only 14.
@FireArmsResQ Guns ARE legal here. I have a shotgun license, i hold my double barrel 12 gauge on it. when i'm 17, i'll get my firearms certificate, thats when i'll hold a few semi auto .22 rifles, some bolt action rifles, some more shotguns and a few pistols. Guns are legal in the UK, people are just ignorant.
@NoMAIG Chuck Norris can kiss my ass. In an outbreak, his hand to hand combat would be his downfall. Besides, guns make too much noise and would attract more infected to your location. A blade is the silent killer. I will be able to kill an infected before the others notice me, and I can get out of an area without people like you bothering with me, because, ya know, I won't have ammo, and at that point money is just a waste of time. Have you even ever swung a sword?
@NoMAIG The chances of you finding more at that point is slim to none. And unless you know how to make gunpowder and where to find the ingreadients, you can't make anymore. My blades will just need resharpening by that point.
@NoMAIG Preperation is indeed 90% of the battle. One reason I am a member of the SCA. We use swords, maces, polearms, hammers, and bows that are almost exactly like those used in the middle ages, cept ours are non leathal. I also would not attract the attention of dozens of infected at the same time. I would be making my way towards the mountains, where it's less likely the infected would appear. Besides, even with all that ammo, say we lose and the infection takes over. What if you run out then
@NoMAIG My weapons include the following: Short Sword, Axe, Sledge, Combat Knife, Roman Gladius, Long Sword, Cross Bow, Recurve Bow, Pick Axe, Spiked Club, and a Battle Axe. I am better equiped, because I don't have to worry about ammunition, except for the bows, and I can just collect that after I fire it. You will be dead when you run out of ammo. Number one rule: Blades don't need reloading.
My weapons include the following: Short Sword, Axe, Sledge, Combat Knife, Roman Gladius, Long Sword, Cross Bow, Recurve Bow, Pick Axe, Spiked Club, and a Battle Axe. What would you say my chances of survival are?
yeah and zombies are real... just like god ...satan... and the easter bunny. Thank you for showing clear weapons, I'm not a gun lover or hater but I give alot more respoect to those that show the full procedure. to many presenters here skip
and as they say when you start getting sloppy then shit happens.
Killing zombies with guns is fun, but you just don't get that crunching sound that happens when using a pole or crowbar, and also even if you'r carrying a gun, crowbars can still be used to break into things and they make perfect sidearms for any scenario that includes zombies.
True! Use a crowbar, sledge hammer or any other meele weapon as often as possible to save ammo! I'm sure it'll get tiring if its all you depend on though =P
if a zombie is really decomposed a bbgun should kill them but i dont reccomend using one. i will be using a (22 caliber 8shot revolver) (22 long rifle semi auto 17 shot) machete knifes
So if the ZOmbie Apocalypse happens and you get bit should I leave your ass there? I'll hand you a gun and some magazines so you can lay there and survive for as long as you can =P
Look if a zombie come and you don't have a gun there is only two thing you can do find a gun or my choice find Chuck Norris, but then again he will kill all of them by doing a roundhouse kick which then he will roundhouse kick you for not having a gun in the first place.
@FireArmsResQ yea he round house kicks low but the zombie will blow up with everything in a 500 mile radios because of the shear awesomeness of his might. Now that I thought about it I'll try my best to stay away from Chuck Norris because I dn't like bing blown up I like bing un-blown up.
During the Zombie Apocalypse if I meet anyone who tell me they are atni-gun I will kill them with more prejudiced than I would a zombie. In that WROL setting they will be fucked If they come across me. Cause in my mind they are the reason I didn't have more guns when the apocalypse came.
I think a lot of them are just misinformed. You have your extreme anti gun crowd but then you have people who are just afraid of guns. I'm happy to say I talked to a few people in real life who understand guns more now because of me. I may seem like a weirdo on YT but when it comes to guns in real life I'm well spoken and try to get as many people as I can to understand them.
I want to clear this up. My comment above was a joke. I fully understand that most people are afraid of something until they try it. Also I know that most of this people are too week minded to make a decision for themselves or to be rational so they just fallow the crow that tell's them that guns are bad and without guns the world would be a better world. This same people believe in a world without wars cause we can all just get along.
I totally get what you were saying buddy. Some of the comments on this video are actually really good to read because this video was meant to be a joke but at the same time have a little social commentary.
@FireArmsResQ fuck yeah you do. When the zombie apocalypse happens, i'm gonna travel cross-country just to have a teammate with a brain helping me. GOD BLESS AMERICUHS RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!
FireArmsResQ yeah I saw, that's why I'm gonna kill the rich snob, scientist, Vietnam veteran, or whatever stereotype it is. There's also always a bite victim...
Chainsaws make too much noise, run out of gas fast and in a stressful situation like the ZOmbie Apocalypse you dont want to trip and fall on the blades =P
what if u had no food for weeks your like lookeing at ppl like drolling and ppl are just staring at you like i think we should kill this guy i dont like the way hes looking at me i feel like `meat. some one runis in fuck there in
i like your vids funny and serious serious and funny...some of my friends are anti-gun and im a pro-gun there was one time that we discussed this and they prefer to be a zombie..
Thanks for the kind words buddy. I try to have fun and at the same time sprinkle in social commentary. Kind of like a George Romero Zombie film but on a much much smaller budget =P
Great stuff! So during the Zombie Apocalypse, if you saw a damsel in distress on one side and then kennel of defenseless animals on the other, which would you save first?
I would use all my badassery to defend the Damsel in distress and defenseless animals! Not every movie ends with a happy ending but I will give it everything I got =)
@FireArmsResQ That is bad ass because I also love women and encourage the denfense of helpless animals! I would have to have your back on this one! Nice work!
Haha If I knew about that I would of thrown that in! I forgot to poke fun at the anti gun crowd for thinking they are smarter then everyone I forgot about throwing in a thick ass book as a weapon too!
Combo weapons covering the heads with bucets yeah lots of inspiration definitly stems from DR and Remeros knack for social commentary! Games and movies are a survival simulator!
@MusicMan53100 I must retract my statement about the "I have good morals, whered I put my f- gun" bit. I cuss too but was also raised the same way. But I stand by everything else I said.
I thought I was laying it on thick man but I guess 1 person was bound to not get that this is a satire. Maybe next time I need a annotation on the screen that reads "THIS IS A SATIRE" throughout the whole video =P
@FireArmsResQ Yeah possibly, haha. Or you can leave the joke for people with an IQ of 100+... Idk, I thoroughly enjoyed the video and understood it's point, well done, got my sub.
@FireArmsResQ Anyone who doesnt look to UK and say we need more guns with less gun laws is excesivley uneducated... look at what hitler did, took away all the guns.
Better hope they see the light soon cause (even though I believe that Z's are a total possibility) I think WW3 is a much more possible scenario...
HMMM... $25 per zombie! Now that's a great idea. I really hate to bring this up, but you forgot a vidal piece of gear.... Skittles!!! Those anti gun folks using TP and shovels are going to be expending alot of energy!!! LMAO Great vid bro
@FireArmsResQ I stand corrected sir!!! I live in VA. so the pickings might be a little slim around here. I'll probably have to load up my gas guzzlin 4x4 and head up your way, that is if you don't sharing your wealth. LOL
You know what bro I showed my "real life" friends my Zombie Survival Video (The not anti gun one)
They brought up a great point.
We are 2 miles from the border and people in Mexico can't have guns. So there might be a shitstorm of Zombies crossing the Border. Pretty damn Busy port of entrance here. The border wait is 45 minutes.
@FireArmsResQ In NY if you are a dime short on state taxes they will lock you up for 25 years. LOL. I was charging only $15 but I'm going to raise it up after the first of the year.
Hey now $15 a piece? Now don't use Walmart tactics on us! Your dropping the price a little too much there! Thank goodness you're the whole United States away from me and you wont steal my customers!
@FireArmsResQ oh good, someone who actually can distinguish the two, ( my brother was looking through my subs) , yea, he trys to be me, so yea, nice video.
okay tactical dudes, it's time for a table top review. today we'll be reviewing this shovel with a knife masking taped to it to the ...... SHOOOOOOSH glock 17!
Good stuff mang, my personal favorites include but are not limited to; killing the zombie by putting him in the dryer, zombie bakers oven and of course the tactical TP!
@FireArmsResQ Its a good way to go dude, there is a stigma that is attached to gun-owners or gun enthusiasts that for the most part just doesn't ring true. I think there are a lot of misinformed people out there when it comes to guns. Your videos are a good example of a regular joe who likes firearms and why you have them. Using the zombie approach is a cool and fun way to let people get closer to the gun culture. Kudos to you brada!
If you're not hurt I'm not going to carry you man!
Now if you get hurt and you're not like Lieutenant Dan and you don't mind the help how about I just put you in a wheel barrow like Peter did to Roger in Dawn of the Dead?
Did you see my other guide on how to survive if you do have guns? I would go with the AK and G17 over the Shotgun and Magnum if the zompacalypse really got out of hand. You need as much ammo as you can bring and you just need to nail them in the head =)
It's not going to happen man. I turned the Discovery Channel down so I can stay in my sheltered world of youtube and have my sister "Cougar Super Model Panther" block people that say they don't enjoy my project and channel.
not everyone that owns a prius is anti gun,some just choose to live an alternate lifestyle .just look at gwargwar1981 he is a shining example of that LOL
@glock10mm Everyone in NY state that owns a prius is a liberal. They also own Subaru's. Wait, in fact everyone in NY is a libtard except me, lol. Seriously the libs love those 2 types of cars.
If I was a bad guy and needed a free lunch I would rob the house with the Prius in the driveway over th house with a Dually Pickup in the driveway. But I'm a good guy and I would help those Prius drivers if they give me $25 per zombie =P
Good video with some entertainment, that should give anti gun people something to think about. Even IF there are no zombies! LOL
MrAmericanPatriot76 2 weeks ago
@FireArmsResQ what if a little boy was inured lke an 11 or 12 year old would you carry them
ifclocksdidntexist 1 month ago
@ifclocksdidntexist
Of course, cut off is 13 =P
FireArmsResQ 1 month ago
Also some very weird anti-gun stereotypes you are throwing out.....
Appclypse 3 months ago
@Appclypse
That's the point of this video =P
FireArmsResQ 3 months ago
I like guns but i cetainly don't wan them legalised over here.
Appclypse 3 months ago
@Appclypse
Why not? I have a few YT friends from the UK who would love to have guns.
FireArmsResQ 3 months ago
@FireArmsResQ Because i know on the whole how dumb people are, particularly the wanna be gangster kids over here in this country. And i'd prefer for those morons not to have access to any more weapons than they already do have access to, i can run from a knife, can't from a gun.
Appclypse 3 months ago
@Appclypse you are ignorant of UK gun laws my friend :) me and my dad both own 12 gauge shotguns. and when i'm 17, i'll apply for my firearms license, which is when i'll get a few .22 semi auto rifles, some bolt actions, more shotguns and a few pistols. you'll be the first to die, i'll be the last. and i'm only 14.
ryanbinrichard 1 month ago
@ryanbinrichard Survival isn't dictated by the number of guns you've got. That is ignorant in itself
Appclypse 1 month ago
@FireArmsResQ Guns ARE legal here. I have a shotgun license, i hold my double barrel 12 gauge on it. when i'm 17, i'll get my firearms certificate, thats when i'll hold a few semi auto .22 rifles, some bolt action rifles, some more shotguns and a few pistols. Guns are legal in the UK, people are just ignorant.
ryanbinrichard 1 month ago
@ryanbinrichard
I've learned alot since I made this video. This was made last year and since then I have made several friends from the UK and they taught me a lot.
FireArmsResQ 1 month ago
Lol @ the two retards arguing over blades and zombies...blades don't need to be reloaded blah blah blah educate yourselves please
12gaugeG 6 months ago
Cut your hair faggot
12gaugeG 6 months ago
@12gaugeG
No way!
FireArmsResQ 6 months ago
@FireArmsResQ Are you starting your own militia freedom fighter army that attacks banks, federal reserve, politicians, and stuff in america?
devided1001 4 months ago
@NoMAIG Chuck Norris can kiss my ass. In an outbreak, his hand to hand combat would be his downfall. Besides, guns make too much noise and would attract more infected to your location. A blade is the silent killer. I will be able to kill an infected before the others notice me, and I can get out of an area without people like you bothering with me, because, ya know, I won't have ammo, and at that point money is just a waste of time. Have you even ever swung a sword?
Darkfeather21 6 months ago
@NoMAIG The chances of you finding more at that point is slim to none. And unless you know how to make gunpowder and where to find the ingreadients, you can't make anymore. My blades will just need resharpening by that point.
Darkfeather21 6 months ago
@NoMAIG Preperation is indeed 90% of the battle. One reason I am a member of the SCA. We use swords, maces, polearms, hammers, and bows that are almost exactly like those used in the middle ages, cept ours are non leathal. I also would not attract the attention of dozens of infected at the same time. I would be making my way towards the mountains, where it's less likely the infected would appear. Besides, even with all that ammo, say we lose and the infection takes over. What if you run out then
Darkfeather21 6 months ago
@NoMAIG My weapons include the following: Short Sword, Axe, Sledge, Combat Knife, Roman Gladius, Long Sword, Cross Bow, Recurve Bow, Pick Axe, Spiked Club, and a Battle Axe. I am better equiped, because I don't have to worry about ammunition, except for the bows, and I can just collect that after I fire it. You will be dead when you run out of ammo. Number one rule: Blades don't need reloading.
Darkfeather21 6 months ago
My weapons include the following: Short Sword, Axe, Sledge, Combat Knife, Roman Gladius, Long Sword, Cross Bow, Recurve Bow, Pick Axe, Spiked Club, and a Battle Axe. What would you say my chances of survival are?
Darkfeather21 6 months ago
@NoMAIG I'm anti-gun. My chances of surviving Z-Day are the same as my chances of surviving the Change. 100%.
Darkfeather21 6 months ago
i got guns no need for a knife altho would keep one on me just incase
shaunbarber1992 7 months ago
im 14.... i have a BIG knife and i have a air rifle... will this be good defense?
cejason 7 months ago
@cejason fuck no, im 14 and i have 3 guns, ruger 10.22, mosin nagant, and a wasr-10 romanian ak47
Timespartan111 6 months ago
you could also use deodorant and a lighter
jimsmurf1249 8 months ago
@jimsmurf1249
For the kids or europeons.
FireArmsResQ 8 months ago
@FireArmsResQ yo! wtf is that meant to mean? huh? really what the fuck?
CRAZYMONKEY4545 8 months ago
@CRAZYMONKEY4545
Yo! Just relax =)
FireArmsResQ 8 months ago
@CRAZYMONKEY4545 well what did you mean?
CRAZYMONKEY4545 8 months ago
@CRAZYMONKEY4545
If you dont have a gun set the zombies on fire =)
FireArmsResQ 8 months ago
i like hoes to lol :)
1stsilentkiller 10 months ago
@1stsilentkiller
Hoes are awesome =)
FireArmsResQ 10 months ago
yeah and zombies are real... just like god ...satan... and the easter bunny. Thank you for showing clear weapons, I'm not a gun lover or hater but I give alot more respoect to those that show the full procedure. to many presenters here skip
and as they say when you start getting sloppy then shit happens.
wcresponder 10 months ago
@wcresponder
Well said =)
FireArmsResQ 10 months ago 2
@NoMAIG
Saigas have 20 round drums and the Keltec Bullpup shotgun holds 14 =)
FireArmsResQ 10 months ago
@NoMAIG
Well said man! Nice to see someone see the lesson of this video =)
I think a lot of people who are afriad of guns just need to try it out. The hardcore anti gun people though I think they are beyond help =/
FireArmsResQ 10 months ago
so if i sub to you,you will have gun for me.
MrRobotboy123 10 months ago
@MrRobotboy123
Sure thing man! I can't do this alone.
FireArmsResQ 10 months ago
@FireArmsResQ i HAVE 1 Medium machete and a whole lotta knives
MrRobotboy123 10 months ago
@MrRobotboy123
You need to add some guns, maybe a crossbow in that arsenal. I wan't a crossbow. Stealth kills from a distance =)
FireArmsResQ 10 months ago
Killing zombies with guns is fun, but you just don't get that crunching sound that happens when using a pole or crowbar, and also even if you'r carrying a gun, crowbars can still be used to break into things and they make perfect sidearms for any scenario that includes zombies.
Dreadmasterx8 11 months ago
@Dreadmasterx8
True! Use a crowbar, sledge hammer or any other meele weapon as often as possible to save ammo! I'm sure it'll get tiring if its all you depend on though =P
FireArmsResQ 11 months ago
if 2:56 is true, than half the people on youtube are "punks"
modwlego 11 months ago
@modwlego
Thats a lot punks.
FireArmsResQ 11 months ago
if a zombie is really decomposed a bbgun should kill them but i dont reccomend using one. i will be using a (22 caliber 8shot revolver) (22 long rifle semi auto 17 shot) machete knifes
Gary3og 1 year ago
@Gary3og
One of those crazy high powered BB guns would definately work on a really decayed zombie.
.22 8 shot revolver would be a sweet gun! low noise and in the Zombie Apocalypse it's all about head shots.
Machette is a great back up!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@GunzAndGear
Are the home invasion robberies as brutal as I hear? Educate me buddy, I'm here to learn =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago 2
@videoenthusiast23
haha
Ok but I'm not carrying your ass! I'll put you in a wheel barrow just do me a favor and shoot at zombies while I cart you around =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@videoenthusiast23
So if the ZOmbie Apocalypse happens and you get bit should I leave your ass there? I'll hand you a gun and some magazines so you can lay there and survive for as long as you can =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
you can own shottys in the uk if you have a liscence, my friend who lives in the UK told me
shawny142 1 year ago
@shawny142
Shotguns are awesome Zombie Killers!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Look if a zombie come and you don't have a gun there is only two thing you can do find a gun or my choice find Chuck Norris, but then again he will kill all of them by doing a roundhouse kick which then he will roundhouse kick you for not having a gun in the first place.
BladeBFoster 1 year ago
@BladeBFoster
But Chuck Norris only round house kicks people low! He has to aim for the head =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ yea he round house kicks low but the zombie will blow up with everything in a 500 mile radios because of the shear awesomeness of his might. Now that I thought about it I'll try my best to stay away from Chuck Norris because I dn't like bing blown up I like bing un-blown up.
BladeBFoster 1 year ago
in the uk some people own guns because you could keep the guns you bought before they made the no gun law.
rock50003 1 year ago
@rock50003
I've made a few friends from the UK on YT. A coupld of them told me you can own shotguns if you're a farmer.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
During the Zombie Apocalypse if I meet anyone who tell me they are atni-gun I will kill them with more prejudiced than I would a zombie. In that WROL setting they will be fucked If they come across me. Cause in my mind they are the reason I didn't have more guns when the apocalypse came.
zaldivarbigboy 1 year ago
@zaldivarbigboy
I think a lot of them are just misinformed. You have your extreme anti gun crowd but then you have people who are just afraid of guns. I'm happy to say I talked to a few people in real life who understand guns more now because of me. I may seem like a weirdo on YT but when it comes to guns in real life I'm well spoken and try to get as many people as I can to understand them.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ
I want to clear this up. My comment above was a joke. I fully understand that most people are afraid of something until they try it. Also I know that most of this people are too week minded to make a decision for themselves or to be rational so they just fallow the crow that tell's them that guns are bad and without guns the world would be a better world. This same people believe in a world without wars cause we can all just get along.
zaldivarbigboy 1 year ago
@zaldivarbigboy
I totally get what you were saying buddy. Some of the comments on this video are actually really good to read because this video was meant to be a joke but at the same time have a little social commentary.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
i have to join u when this comes!!!!!
cheezey123ify 1 year ago
@cheezey123ify
Hey I can use the help!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Gun's don't need reloading-Max Brooks
beavertail45 1 year ago
@TheRedemptionGuys
Awesome man! I can use some help in the Zombie Apocalypse =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
*cracks soda and takes a bite of toaster strudel... this is gonna be good!*
ALWAYZARMED 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ fuck yeah you do. When the zombie apocalypse happens, i'm gonna travel cross-country just to have a teammate with a brain helping me. GOD BLESS AMERICUHS RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!
4EvMetal 1 year ago
this is cool but how do you get those stastistics at the end just wondering lol.but nice vid
fartfacefunny 1 year ago
@fartfacefunny
50% of statistics are made up =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
FireArmsResQ yeah I saw, that's why I'm gonna kill the rich snob, scientist, Vietnam veteran, or whatever stereotype it is. There's also always a bite victim...
4EvMetal 1 year ago
@4EvMetal
Haha
You pay attention with the movies dont you! Thats fucking awesome and I thought I was the only one who looked at those details =P
Gotta get rid of the guy/gal whos going to create friction in the group!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
The inevitable is that you're gonna have that one prick who fucks it up, and half your group is gonna die. It always happens...
4EvMetal 1 year ago
@4EvMetal
I say that in my "pro gun" survival guide. Someone always has to have other motives and ruin a good plan.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Gun laws in the UK became stricter after the Dunblane and Hungerford massacres. Search Dunblane massacre and Hungerford massacre.
mcfooly1 1 year ago
"Hide in the closet" lol what if they come out???
Tux3d0 1 year ago
@Tux3d0
Cant help you out on that one! Haha
Best answer I can give is dont be anti gun! They help a lot. That or hire me to help you if you are anti gun =P
Looks like you'll be fine =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ LOL not Anti-Gun infact my dad gave me .22 when i was 6 years old for target shooting :D
Tux3d0 1 year ago
@Tux3d0
Yeah I saw your avatar. You'll be fine =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
or u could just buy a chainsaw :D
1baljongenman 1 year ago
@1baljongenman
Chainsaws make too much noise, run out of gas fast and in a stressful situation like the ZOmbie Apocalypse you dont want to trip and fall on the blades =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
what if u had no food for weeks your like lookeing at ppl like drolling and ppl are just staring at you like i think we should kill this guy i dont like the way hes looking at me i feel like `meat. some one runis in fuck there in
reddestror 1 year ago
@reddestror
You seen Dawn of the Dead the 1978 version right? People are always a bigger threat then Zombies!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
i like your vids funny and serious serious and funny...some of my friends are anti-gun and im a pro-gun there was one time that we discussed this and they prefer to be a zombie..
ambidextrous21 1 year ago
@ambidextrous21
Thanks for the kind words buddy. I try to have fun and at the same time sprinkle in social commentary. Kind of like a George Romero Zombie film but on a much much smaller budget =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@derfy26
Yeah I heard it's so bad there that you almost have to help home invaders carry carry your tv out your house =/
That sucks a lot man.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@derfy26
I would imagine it's kind of disturbing to sleep with 50 zombies walking around your house with their heads covered =P
I've made a few friends from the UK here on YT. One of them said it's ok for some people to own shotguns there?
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
made me laugh so much i love this video haha! its awesome
121davo121 1 year ago
@121davo121
Thanks for the kind words man. Glad you enjoyed it =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
soon the zombie cats will be killed
TheDeathnotegamer 1 year ago
@TheDeathnotegamer
Zombie cats? Where!?
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
if the zombie apocalypse happens i'll just give up
LaCokaNostra81 1 year ago
@LaCokaNostra81
Before you give up try to take a few down ok? =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@udie123654
Thanks for the kind words bud! Makes me happy to know a few people are being entertained by me =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Yeah, my family has a Zombie Apocalypse guide(:
iEatKidneys 1 year ago
@iEatKidneys
I have that book too =)
Check out my other video "Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse Tactics and Battle Plan"
That one has the cool gear =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
I agree guys who hit girls are just too pussy to hit a guy. :P
iEatKidneys 1 year ago
@iEatKidneys
Well said!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
haha you like ho's hahahahhaa na na just was funny to me, i subscribed
joevahntawinsauce 1 year ago
@joevahntawinsauce
Hoes are great! I use to have 2 but I lost one =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@KrotchVomit2
Or pie them in the face ala Dawn of The Dead
But don't get to confident because as seen on Dawn of the Dead the numbers game can get overwhelming fast!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@KrotchVomit2
But you're not a anti gun guy! Just stick with the guns =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
let em die.
annielwhite 1 year ago
@EvoX4lifee
They aren't?
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
lmao
jmoyet 1 year ago
@jmoyet
=P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
That dustpan knife is an inspired concept. I approve. =]
BoydMort 1 year ago
@BoydMort
I got the idea from Dead Rising 2. Combo weapons! Video games and movies are actually simulators for real life dont you know!?
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ
I have yet to play it tbh, but it does look pretty phat.
Life imitates art imitates life and all that. =p
BoydMort 1 year ago
Friggin awesome!! :)
001just4fun 1 year ago
@001just4fun
Thank you =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Great stuff! So during the Zombie Apocalypse, if you saw a damsel in distress on one side and then kennel of defenseless animals on the other, which would you save first?
Khimeran77 1 year ago
@Khimeran77
Good one!
I would use all my badassery to defend the Damsel in distress and defenseless animals! Not every movie ends with a happy ending but I will give it everything I got =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ That is bad ass because I also love women and encourage the denfense of helpless animals! I would have to have your back on this one! Nice work!
Khimeran77 1 year ago
Stop copping a feel as you carry the chick.
I have to call FAIL on this vid for 2 reasons,
1) masking tape - seriously - at least duct tape brother.
2) no Chainsaw.
0 percent to 2 percent ... love it.
:)
-TEW
theeastwatch 1 year ago
@theeastwatch
I didn't think I was making it that obvious =P
I was trying to think like an anti-gunner.
I think I was too ambitious with the masking tape I should of used scotch tape.
An anti-gunner wouldnt have a chainsaw. Too violent. Thats my excuse for not breaking it out anyway because mines broken =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ Dam man if theres one thing you really need working in the SHTF its your freakin chainsaw!! come on brother...
-TEW
theeastwatch 1 year ago
I subbed i want your help for when the shit hits the fan.
pointlesshavock 1 year ago
@pointlesshavock
You got it bud!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Or how about a sign that says "NO ZOMBIES ALOUD" . That should do the trick. lol.
sailingmanuel 1 year ago
@sailingmanuel
Haha If I knew about that I would of thrown that in! I forgot to poke fun at the anti gun crowd for thinking they are smarter then everyone I forgot about throwing in a thick ass book as a weapon too!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
looks like someone has been playing Dead Rising. lol.
sailingmanuel 1 year ago
@sailingmanuel
Combo weapons covering the heads with bucets yeah lots of inspiration definitly stems from DR and Remeros knack for social commentary! Games and movies are a survival simulator!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
beter not leav me if im hurt, there wer no Z's in Forest Gump
dont give a gun to a stranger just cause they subed
if ur anti-gun you dont deserve to survive
dont need a license/permit to own a firearm (its unconstitutional)
nobody cares bout $ in the apocalypse cause its worth shit
Z's can still bite, they can still smell/hear you
"Iv got good morals, werd I put my f- gun?"
Z's in r in ur house, GTFO!
knives+tape= breakage
garden tools work but power tools dont =.= so much wrongness
MusicMan53100 1 year ago
@MusicMan53100
It's a joke video buddy =)
Poking fun at the anti gun crowd and just having fun in the YT community with the "sub" thing.
This video was meant to be light hearted social commentary and judging by the bulk of the comments my compadres on youtube can see that =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@MusicMan53100 I must retract my statement about the "I have good morals, whered I put my f- gun" bit. I cuss too but was also raised the same way. But I stand by everything else I said.
MusicMan53100 1 year ago
@MusicMan53100 Ummm, chill bro. We have something called sarcasm on this planet.
iCwalzy 1 year ago
@iCwalzy
I thought I was laying it on thick man but I guess 1 person was bound to not get that this is a satire. Maybe next time I need a annotation on the screen that reads "THIS IS A SATIRE" throughout the whole video =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ Yeah possibly, haha. Or you can leave the joke for people with an IQ of 100+... Idk, I thoroughly enjoyed the video and understood it's point, well done, got my sub.
iCwalzy 1 year ago
If you're anti-gun then you probably dont deserve to sruvive =.=
And you shouldnt have to have a permit or license to own guns anyway. Its unconstitutional.
But yeah...
MusicMan53100 1 year ago
@MusicMan53100
Lets give the anti gun crowd a chance. I like to think positive. Maybe 25% of them can see the light someday!
The more people that buy guns the better! I think every good person should have protection against the bad people of society.
So I say 25% of them are just uneducated.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ Anyone who doesnt look to UK and say we need more guns with less gun laws is excesivley uneducated... look at what hitler did, took away all the guns.
Better hope they see the light soon cause (even though I believe that Z's are a total possibility) I think WW3 is a much more possible scenario...
MusicMan53100 1 year ago
HMMM... $25 per zombie! Now that's a great idea. I really hate to bring this up, but you forgot a vidal piece of gear.... Skittles!!! Those anti gun folks using TP and shovels are going to be expending alot of energy!!! LMAO Great vid bro
GunznGear 1 year ago
@GunznGear
I have an excuse for that sir.
Now why do we have knives with Skittle storage? People like me saw Rambo and wanted a cool knife like Rambo. Anti Gun people don't watch Rambo!
Or they probably had to leave their skittles at the door along with their wallets and purses for the looters!
Hey man be sure to send business my way ok? You can't make all the profits taking them down for $25 each!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ I stand corrected sir!!! I live in VA. so the pickings might be a little slim around here. I'll probably have to load up my gas guzzlin 4x4 and head up your way, that is if you don't sharing your wealth. LOL
GunznGear 1 year ago
@GunznGear
You know what bro I showed my "real life" friends my Zombie Survival Video (The not anti gun one)
They brought up a great point.
We are 2 miles from the border and people in Mexico can't have guns. So there might be a shitstorm of Zombies crossing the Border. Pretty damn Busy port of entrance here. The border wait is 45 minutes.
I think there will be plenty of business here!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
$25 per zombie is a good deal, tax free?
semiautoriflelover 1 year ago
@semiautoriflelover
It's a stressful situation and you may lose track after a hundred or so on your tax forms. Everyone makes mistakes.............
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ In NY if you are a dime short on state taxes they will lock you up for 25 years. LOL. I was charging only $15 but I'm going to raise it up after the first of the year.
semiautoriflelover 1 year ago
@semiautoriflelover
Hey now $15 a piece? Now don't use Walmart tactics on us! Your dropping the price a little too much there! Thank goodness you're the whole United States away from me and you wont steal my customers!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Im a punk rocker and i dont hit girls o_O
theillusionist6677 1 year ago
@theillusionist6677
Punk-hood: an aggressive and violent young criminal
punk rocker: a teenager or young adult who is a performer (or enthusiast) of punk rock and a member of the punk youth subculture
=P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ oh good, someone who actually can distinguish the two, ( my brother was looking through my subs) , yea, he trys to be me, so yea, nice video.
theillusionist6677 1 year ago
@theillusionist6677
Thank's bud. A little social commentary done in a light hearted manner =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
and damn how much for the butter knife spear! lol ncie
StiThis1 1 year ago
@StiThis1
About $3 worth in Material if you Duracoat it though you can fool people into thinking you are an ex Navy Seal =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ carpenters wet dream lmfao
cheese22092 1 year ago
@cheese22092
I broke out the badass hardware today =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
nice vidjaaaaa maingggggggg
StiThis1 1 year ago
your mileage may vary
jwg101x 1 year ago
@jwg101x
These are my talking points IE my own.
If you don't agree with them and thumbs up this then my made up sister "Cougar Supermodel Panther" will block you and remove your comment!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ
okay tactical dudes, it's time for a table top review. today we'll be reviewing this shovel with a knife masking taped to it to the ...... SHOOOOOOSH glock 17!
jwg101x 1 year ago
I ain't no homosapien, I love kitty.
glennwih 1 year ago
@glennwih
Kitty Pryde?
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
LOL fucking funny man.
mrwhite4 1 year ago
@mrwhite4
Thanks for the kind words bud!
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
Good stuff mang, my personal favorites include but are not limited to; killing the zombie by putting him in the dryer, zombie bakers oven and of course the tactical TP!
xxFRANKENZTEINxx 1 year ago
@xxFRANKENZTEINxx
Thankyou sir. Just helping out my fellow man. Even though they got skewed thinking =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ Its a good way to go dude, there is a stigma that is attached to gun-owners or gun enthusiasts that for the most part just doesn't ring true. I think there are a lot of misinformed people out there when it comes to guns. Your videos are a good example of a regular joe who likes firearms and why you have them. Using the zombie approach is a cool and fun way to let people get closer to the gun culture. Kudos to you brada!
xxFRANKENZTEINxx 1 year ago
Fuckin great bro!!!
Will u carry me if I share my ammo? I'm a lazy bastard and would perfer not to walk ..... lol
NeverEnuffAmmo 1 year ago
@NeverEnuffAmmo
Haha
If you're not hurt I'm not going to carry you man!
Now if you get hurt and you're not like Lieutenant Dan and you don't mind the help how about I just put you in a wheel barrow like Peter did to Roger in Dawn of the Dead?
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
I like your videos man. Keep them up.
semiautoriflelover 1 year ago
@semiautoriflelover
Thanks for the kind words man.
Did you see my other guide on how to survive if you do have guns? I would go with the AK and G17 over the Shotgun and Magnum if the zompacalypse really got out of hand. You need as much ammo as you can bring and you just need to nail them in the head =)
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
LOL this is the best video ever. Tactical TP
mhayd990 1 year ago
@mhayd990
Thank you sir. I tried duracoating it but it just disinegrated.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@FireArmsResQ Oh ok then...we'll I'll just wait for you to show it on ur discovery channel show
mhayd990 1 year ago
@mhayd990
It's not going to happen man. I turned the Discovery Channel down so I can stay in my sheltered world of youtube and have my sister "Cougar Super Model Panther" block people that say they don't enjoy my project and channel.
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
not everyone that owns a prius is anti gun,some just choose to live an alternate lifestyle .just look at gwargwar1981 he is a shining example of that LOL
glock10mm 1 year ago
@glock10mm
That will be one hell of a surprise for the ruffians! They'll think they have a free lunch and then they get shot up!
That's why I don't stereo type people. What I did is called profiling. Sounds less ugly =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
@glock10mm Everyone in NY state that owns a prius is a liberal. They also own Subaru's. Wait, in fact everyone in NY is a libtard except me, lol. Seriously the libs love those 2 types of cars.
semiautoriflelover 1 year ago
@semiautoriflelover
Same here in Commiefornia.
If I was a bad guy and needed a free lunch I would rob the house with the Prius in the driveway over th house with a Dually Pickup in the driveway. But I'm a good guy and I would help those Prius drivers if they give me $25 per zombie =P
FireArmsResQ 1 year ago
uhhhhhh.............