Palpatine looks for a job.

[taffysaur]

"uh, well from what i understand, everything that has traspired has done so according to the emperor's design, so.."

hahaha, very funny. well done my little green friends.

[nonamexg18]

0:12-0:28 "GUNGAN GGENOCIDE PROJECT FFINALLY CCOMPLETE, GALAXY REJOICES"

[ShadowDizy]

3:57 PLANE CRASH: 400 KILLED IN WORST CRASH IN U.S. HISTORY!!!

pretty... :D :D :D

[adamtheclark]

2:59 love the face

[TheAnnonimity]

Good job. Now the Emperor is Disarmed!

May The Force Be With You!

[DigiFluid]

This was a special kind of retarded. The press conference was funny, the rest was so bad it was insulting.

[Shredow2]

This was when G4 was good.

[AudieHolland]

I must say the presss conference at the start was shorter and funnier.

The Emperor Palpatine part, looking for a job, was fun too. However, his monologues are only variations on all his deliveries in RotJ. Only the words are different. But perhaps that's the joke ouch.

[UpwardsFallings]

"Some eyewitnesses report seeing Vader's supposed son remove his respiratory mask causing him to die a painful, horrible death by asphyxiation."

Lol...what a son Luke is! :D

[Nancy99999]

Flight 137, please come in! XD

[orochimarujes]

I miss this G4. What the hell happened to this channel?

[immortalfrieza]

@orochimarujes They decided to merge with tech TV for no reason, remove all but one of the actually good shows, find the worst shows they possibly could to replace them, and destroy the one good show they actually kept.

[Qoureno]

His Wrinkleness rules

[Vampiregothmother]

DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JayX69suckit]

@Vampiregothmother Rebel Scum!

[Venlonaar1988]

lmao, the bone

[tonythehomie1]

HAAHAHHAHAHAA LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!! :DDDD

[DonVisric]

Lies! Gungan genocide is not complete! 64 of them are still alive and they have disliked this video!

[frannydai]

One of the best Star Wars parodies ever. Wadsworth constant applies, though.

[ColossusOfRhodes1]

lol

[jamesdavis625]

haha, funnier everytime I watch it

[Xmault]

NO! it is YOU who is mistaken.. about a great many things!

[majo3074]

1:56 Why do you have a rotating chair in the garden? Why?

[lillydesigns1]

I have been remembering this video for a number of years, LOL, thanks for posting it, it's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DDBomberman]

What if he was a doctor?

[BlazinAceX9]

@DDBomberman Revival specialist.



[DDBomberman]

@BlazinAceX9 teacher.

[AnthonyRF1996]

@DDBomberman CLEAR!!!!! bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz. (under breath) you will suffer the frice for your lack of vision.

[DDBomberman]

@AnthonyRF1996 Nice one!

[drwinslow70]

That was brilliant!!! LMAO

[MightyLion70]

Damn, I wanted him to say "It's treason, then!"

[Sonar90]

Power... UNLIMITED POWER!!! *screams* Oh uh.. Minutes! Minutes! Unlimited Minutes! *more screams* uh hello? Oh...$4^#!

Sounds like one of my phone calls..

[SkateInRain]

"My apprentice threw me down a two-hundred eighty mile shaft directly into the main react of the death starrrr..."

Funniest quote iv ever heard in my life xD

[Deavi783]

3:14 Ewok x-ray in the back.

[Kamikazekris100]

Ya thats the funniest thing is he is still alive after being thrown down the into the reactor hahhaha

[Dennis060796]

you will die...*ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...oh uh flight 137...you copy?

[IrmoTheStarstrider]

Why didnt Palpatine kill that guy with lightning?

[Brutusness]

Who else wasn't listening to the video and just read the awesome headlines at the bottom?

[pedrosemxbox360]

-do you like dogs?

->.>....<.<.... YES!

LOL

[IrmoTheStarstrider]

That is the funniest thing I ve ever seen in SW=))Author genius!)

[Snotrocket1000]

this almost made me cry from enjoyment and i used to watch it years ago when sessler did it on tv

[abcbadq2]

Everything is according to plan

[DetectiveTective]

61 people are now an enemy of the Republic

[svidlu]

lol...



[TheLonestar10]

Inteviewer: Well your resume is impressive - 20 years as a Sith Lord, Senator, uh Chancellor, Supreme Chancellor. So why did you decide to leave politics?

Emperor Palpatine: My apprentice threw me down a 280-mile shaft directly into the main reactor of the Death Star.

Interviewer: Okayyy.......

[pokemonhelpguru]

FYI rebels allow slavery

[coolal124]

you need to be a good sith lord like darth sideus to be able to commit all these crimes and not get arrested

[Dalbert342]

Gungun genocide project completed,galaxy rejoices lmao

[starwarstopmotion]

press 5 for lololololol

[Markle27]

They temp therapists but not air traffic controllers?

[OdraMH]

Is that airplane pilot Kermit the Frog?

[AnimeUpriser]

Press 7 for UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[ErgortanguperPolice]

Now thanks to me the number of likes is the same number as the year that WWII ended. Should we ask how Palpatine survived being thrown into the reactor of the Death Star? or how he escaped?

[nocturnaltrance95]

i dont know why but the emperor in this video reminds me of dwight schrute from the office

[idrownfishify]

61 people were on flight 137

[maganaonline]

I love the press conference! Just like the white house!

[grapeswearbikinis]

Love the airplane bit.

[andyli929]

61 people is now the enemy of the "republic"

[andyli929]

Power! Unlimited power! LOL

[ChaosChao83]

"Now, young pilot... you will die..."

[overhang88]

LAME

[Yawehplaneswalker616]

Hello, I formerly am putting forward my application for Emperor of the Galactic Empire as I have been informed that the previous Emperor has abdicated the position.

Accept my application or die, actually I may kill you even if you accept my application as part of my galactic restructuring - heads will roll.*

*Note: Heads may bounce, roll, explode, splatter or roll.

[undeadpresident]

I'd like to see Palpatine in more situations where he can be a cruel sadistic bastard.

[mrsoundwave]

this is awsome!



[ShadowMaster1081]

I laughed so hard that I almost pissed myself

[jetixspeed]

haha.. this made my day

[777wallaby777]

hello!, I don't understand the part in 1:26 when the emperors speak,  can someone write me what he says? thx

[mrsoundwave]

@777wallaby777 r u serious?

[777wallaby777]

@mrsoundwave yes…, i'm not english and sometimes it's difficult for me to understand when someone speak

[mrsoundwave]

@777wallaby777 sorry i didn't know bro

[mrsoundwave]

@777wallaby777 1:26 "my apprentice threw me down a 280 mile shaft directly into the main reactor of the death star"

[777wallaby777]

@mrsoundwave thanks!

[mavrick2255]

Poor dog

[SheerSniper7]

I lol'd so hard between 1:57 - 2:28

[KevTheHunter1]

Run Run! I never wanted to work here anyways XD priceless

[aaronpz]

Wondering what the emperor is up to nowadays? Follow @Simplypalpatine on twitter!

[ApocalypticBiscuit]

haha palpatine has his own twitter! SimplyPalpatine

[ChoujiMan]

This is four years old and it's still funny as fuck.

[AoiYukinoMisharu]

"Power...UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEEEER- minute! Unlimited MINUTES...oh S#@T..."

[rosiek1990]

something, something, something DARK SIDE!

something, something, something COMPLETE!

[007ObiWan]

There are many law firms that would hire Palpatine.

[sturgeonluver]

EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT BUILDING IS NOW AN ENEMY OF THE REPUBLIC.

[jcdenton100]

@sturgeonluver what happened to the empire?

[melchan35]

LMAO!

[Valka1212]

OUTH KILLS ENTIRE FAMILY IN BLOOD THIRSTY RAMPAGE !

[CosmicEquilibrium]

Who in the right fcking mind would hit Dislike to this video? And barely only 300k views? (27 are from me....) People need to get a better sense of humor.

[SkankExpose]

Ahhhhhahahahahahaha...I love this shit!

Good...lol

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

The time has come commander. Execute Order Negative Sixty-Six. Destroy the temps!

[etmaule]

"unlimited power!!!" at 3:15 hahahahaah i thought i pissed my pants i laughed that hard!!

[Ticktock2000XX]

best video on youtube!!!!!

[cprostudio]

simple boring humour

[leegeorgeson]

This is actually funny, obviously amatuerish but that is fine.

[nylonstrings07]

Awesome!!!

[squashsatch]

so Bush, why did you decide to leave politics?

My intern through me into the potomac riiiiiver!!

Okay (funny look)

[cybersuh1]

For such a wrinkled old prune face, he sure has velvety soft hands.

[rdphoenix07]

Ah, how the high and mighty have fallen.

[g16j]

Omg, the guy that playes palpatine is even ugliar then the real Palpatine!

[zimtower]

Thumbs up if you saw the Ewok x-ray.

[albamababe]

I also like the controlltower dude goes "uuhm... wtf" and when he says"flight 137 please come in" he just turnes his head back and goes. oh ok then. carry on. xD wtf :D

[merrychristmas10]

ok,the therapist job would be the best for palpatine.

Patient: Some times i get so angry i just wanna kill him! you know?

Palpatine: Good,use your aggresive nature boy! Let the hate flow through you!

Patient: Are you telling me to kill my dad?

Palpatine: Show no mercy,do not hesitate, and your transformation into the darkside will be complete!

ROFL

[albamababe]

thats just the best part. "if i decide to go with your wireless plan what are some of the benefits? "power, unlimited POOOOOWER!!!!!!" *oh ****" xD thats so awesome

reminds me so much of the movie

[karmacop911]

Oh, Palpatine!

[Umbecka]

the freaky thing is i flew on american airlines 137 to LA and the engine caught on fire

now i know why

thanks alot palpatine

[thexmandoxshow]

MINUTES!

I meant Minutes...

ROFLSAUCE

[denvercopsooner]

Good shit!

[rdphoenix07]

Palpatine: Every single person inside that building is an enemy of the Republic.

Temp Guy: Hey, I said get the hell out of here!

Palpatine: Run! Run! This way! I don't want to work here anyway!

[csswafford]

@rdphoenix07 are you repeating this for deaf people? because we all clearly heard that oart, theirs no reason to comment it, hell it was the least funniest part.

[tFighterPilot]

@csswafford Deaf people are people too you know.

[rdphoenix07]

@csswafford For your information, I'm not the only one who quotes from this! If you don't like it fine, just

don't bitch at me about it!

[inuyome1008]

THIS NEVER GETS OLD!

[rdphoenix07]

@inuyome1008 Definitly!

[daughtryfan365]

Why would it say "400 killed in Worst Plane Crash in U.S. History" when this isn't the U.S.? It's Star Wars than u very much!!

[gaxxag]

I want a temp job as air traffic control o.o

[ernazermekov]

and now young skywaker... YOU WILL DIE

NO NON NON NON

LOL

[JSanchezman124]

POWER Unlimited POWER.....Minutes, I mean minutes

[MegaFatMen]

my apprentice threw me down a 280 mile shaft directly into the main rector of the death star

[MegaFatMen]

my apprentice threw me down a 280 mile shaft directly into the main rect of the death star

[apex4111]

@YusukeChi: It's you.

[YusukeChi]

WOW Look at 0:06, is it me or can you see the face of death.

[ALEG0Man360]

contact lenses i want!!!!!

[SkankExpose]

This is hysterical! THE EMPEROR ROCKS!

[hardstyle905]

pointless crap video sorry.

[JN29001]

@hardstyle905 And over half of the other videos on Youtube aren't pointless?

[hardstyle905]

@JN29001 if you take something good and abuse it it's even more pointless

[ALEG0Man360]

@hardstyle905 your life is them pointless

[hardstyle905]

@ALEG0Man360 learn grammar before you speak to me u rapist fag

[ALEG0Man360]

@hardstyle905 do i give a shit when i rush type go die a painful death

[Jilksy101]

"my apprentice threw me down a 280 mile shaft directly into the main reactor of the death star"

poor palpatine lol

[REGULUSRA]

HAHA

[philipg13]

POWER UNLIMITED POWWWWWWWWWWWWER...

minuets unlimited minuets... hello...

(LOLZ)

[Tige9999]

53 people are from the republican army.

[pedrosemxbox360]

-do you like dogs?

-yes!(no!)

[52isabeast]

"quote from the video we all just watched"

[ummmwhatnow]

Lol thats adam sessler as palpatine.

[inuyome1008]

Power...UNLIMITED POWER! Uh, minutes! I mean minutes!

[pedrosemxbox360]

-some times i have anger,i want to kill my father.

-good use your your agressive nature,show no mercy do not hesitate,and your tranformation to the dark side will be complete!

LOL

[icebreakersix1nine]

i never knew his name was palpetine i only knew him as the emperor

[kidArthur321]

DEATH STAR!!!!!!!!!!

[sandrorabbit]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[Hellsconsort]

This is class.

[RuuffusDesign]

When he says "Show no mercy" the text says "John Thomas". :D

[InfamousHero456]

Guy: Why'd you quit politics?

Emperor: My apprentice threw me down an 280 mile shaft directly into the main reactor of the DEATH STAR.

Guy: OKAY.....

You don't hear that every day.

[lonelysith66]

@InfamousHero456 Well, at least he was honest.

LOL XD

[joynerbiz1]

How can you NOT like this?

[fitboy74]

This is freak'n hilarious!!

[bhamwheelsrsc]

lmfao!!

[wolftowerstudios]

Lol, if i get a bussiness and palpatine comes in:

Palpatine:I want a job with power....UNLIMITED POWER!

Me: *reads resume* Umm ya..... *Shooots him* NEXT

[SuperOriginalGuy]

"You, want, this, don't you?"

I'm still shitting my pants from laughing XD

[Vincentvalentine1993]

OMG I LOL'ed so hard at: Power...UNLIMITED POWAAAH!! Oh uhm... Minutes! Un-limited minutes... uh hello? Oh ***

[belarus0]

When Palpatine began to speak thats when I lol'd

[TheArmChairAthlete]

The Emperor reminds me of the pope LOL

[KingHarkinian]

@TheArmChairAthlete Popatine? xD

[TheArmChairAthlete]

@KingHarkinian XD

[tontsa911]

@TheArmChairAthlete You're not alone :D

[leegeorgeson]

@TheArmChairAthlete Except the Emperor doesn't like kids hahahaha

[AlexB4455]

@TheArmChairAthlete I could picture the pope doing stuff like this lol "Once more the Catholics will rule this world"

[TheArmChairAthlete]

@AlexB4455 The reference to former catholic control of Europe in comparison to the empire and the the leaders of each was nicely brought together in that comment! Good One!!!

[AlexB4455]

@TheArmChairAthlete ahaha didn't see it that way til now LOL

[TheArmChairAthlete]

@AlexB4455 LOL

[leegeorgeson]

@AlexB4455 The Catholics never ruled the world, just what they thought was the world. Also they had a lot of trouble dealing with Kings and Knights.

[AlexB4455]

@leegeorgeson no offence to much thought it was a joke

[AlexB4455]

@leegeorgeson no offence but to much thought put into what I said it was a joke

[oioioi3000]

@TheArmChairAthlete Or Muhammed

[TrekkerMan1701]

Turn the captions on.(The CC button that when you hover over it says "Transcribe audio Beta")

 Its kinda funny

[tartarus3718]

"And now puny pilot you will die hahaha"

"uh"

"Flight 137 please come in"

LOL

[TheArmChairAthlete]

@tartarus3718 Love it!!

[Bullseye42903]

I love the look on the guys face after palpatine tells him he was thrown into a reactor XD

[Hackzoid]

=)))

[demonicBerith]

are you sure your telling me to kill my dad.........Do it show no mercy,do not hesitate hahaha

[xANAKINxLUKEx]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[EOinfamous]

3:25 x-ray of an Ewok in the backround? Lmfao!

[gasfgiop]

Fully armed & OPERATIONAL!

[slayerofthegods12]

@ sagelord77 that was a reference to order 66 in episode 3 when palpatine says that the Jedi are taking over the republic.(sort of) go watch episode 3 you'll understand.

[Yoekoeb]

Briljant, just Briljant! My friend didn't like Star Wars, i showed him this video, and he was in love with it. Fantastic!

[Feroreaper]

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