even the sheep are intelligent,they know the water is water and the grass is grass...but x-tians drink wine pretending is blood and bread as flesh of a jew....it is 2011.Wake up !That human mutilation and sacrifice is a jewish HOAX .Fact!
Not rly a believer but just in case the zealots were right, u may want to delete that vid :D
What is more what do we achieve by going against our faith? The muslims and the rest of the world stick to their faith. So only we Christians r fucked up after all. Next time you hear the Imam scream from the tower at 5 o'clock be mad at yourself
@immortaliserwow Maybe, but think about it. You don't need a religion to breed fanaticism. People beat the shit out of each other over football talk. All you need to do is tell Americans the imams of the world want to end football and voila! The benefits of fanaticism without the belief! Also notice that they stuck to their faith and lost millions in our attacks. We lost 3000.
BURN IN HELL YOU STUPID IDOT...YOU ARE A YOUNG BOY, FOOL AND UNEDUCATED... AS FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I HOPE GOD WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS CHILDISH IMMATURE VIDEO YOU MADE, SHOWS HOW RESTARTED YOU CAN BE
This is NOT TRUE! Absoloutely blatantly falsity. How dare you abolish the name of christians like this! It's idiots like you that ruin the name of us. This enrages me so deeply. It's people like you who give damn athiests a reason to make fun of us and laugh at us! Do you really want that? If not, then stop posting videos, for the love of god; in the name of all that is holy.
you are just decoreted from outside but emptey and discusting from inside....keep in your mind that the reason you are still alive is just only becouse JESUS loves you! you think that's funny ...mgd...!
JESUS IS HOLYYYYYYY ALWAYS!!!!...HE IS ALWAYS LORD!!!HE IS ABOVE ALL!!JESUS IS LOVEEEEE!GLORY TO JESUS!
If you read the bible you would find out jesus didn't look like that. His real Hebrew name is Yahawa Ba Hasham Yahawashi. The letter J didn't exist until the 1600s.14 His head and [his] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes [were] as a flame of fire;
15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. Rev 1:15:14. Also in Daniel it will mention Daniel describing Jesus skin like in colour. Which means he was black
@imaginarydiablo567 Well, don't wait. Just drive your car like an idiot and you can go look for yourself. Do try and make sure you only off yourself tho, otherwise gawd might be upset...
YOU UPLOADED THIS ON SUNDAY JULY 15 2007!!! YOU MUST NOT WORK ON SUNDAYS!!! YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one11111
@sofusmadsen For one God said "DO NOT JUDGE". Romans 2:1 You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Do you know which is the true Sabbath? The original 7th Day Sabbath was Saturday until Constantine changed it. Give us this day our daily bread. This video is blasphemy and those people receive more severe punishment in hell.
"First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." (2 Peter 3:3-4) "They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie" (2 Thessalonians 2:10-11)
@mobiledev and why is a self-serving quote from an ancient book of mythology relevant now? Have YOU given up all you have, given it to the poor, and followed Jesus, as he recommends?
@StarTrekLivz if I do not believe in pink elephants, then I do not create a channel on youtube, to fight and ridicule believers. Only people with great hate doing it. The worst part is that he woke up in this world. He do not know why!. And there is a solution why and he ridiculing solution. He risking rejection by God and thrown into hell. he judge himself. Psalm 14:1: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God....". God is real, but many people dont want God and dont stop sinning.......
@mobiledev However if those who DID believe in Pink Elephants (PE), started making laws based on what the PE are supposed to have said, then told your kids that a PE created them 5 mins ago instantaneously, or demanded that schools set aside time to praise the PE, then convinced people not to take their medicine but talk to the PE to cure them, and that you will be burned forever for not obeying the PE, and beheading people for denying the PE, then you WOULD make a video like this.
@FREExIRAN Firstly, how dare you offend Breivik in such a way? Secondly, Breivik didn't kill atheists, he killed socialists in order to stop the invasion of muslims in Europe.
"THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS NOT IN ANY SENSE FOUNDED ON THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION." (Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11: Written during the Administration of George Washington and signed into law by John Adams.)
Hey man, paying out christians is fine, we often leave ourselves wide open for that. Jesus on the other hand is at the least a loving but deranged man and at best is no less than God, either way I ask you to respect him.
whose unbelieving minds the god of this world hath blinded, lest the light of the glorious Gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
Quantum Awakening - Have Scientists Found God? " "Scientific Evidence that God is real! " "*Quantum Physics* The Reality As You Know It Does Not Exist " "The God Theory " "Modern Science Finds GOD " "Evidence of God: Physics " "Stephen Hawking, Logical and Scientifically Proof of a possible Creator God " "Stephen Hawking: Life in the Universe " "Then where did God come from? (Carl Sagan) " "Life after death conclusion on CNN"
@Avitinyourface "Quantum Awakening - Have Scientists Found God? " "Scientific Evidence that God is real! " "*Quantum Physics* The Reality As You Know It Does Not Exist " "The God Theory " "Modern Science Finds GOD " "Evidence of God: Physics " "Stephen Hawking, Logical and Scientifically Proof of a possible Creator God " "Stephen Hawking: Life in the Universe " "Then where did God come from? (Carl Sagan) " "Life after death conclusion on CNN"
It was Matthieu, Mark, Luke and John and they were sheeple. And his name wasn't Jesus, it was Zeus. They were saying "Hey Zeus," which King James translated to "Jesus," a common name among the Roman soldiers running around Golgotha, at the time.
@Jbear9 his name was Yeshua, he was called a derogatory name by Jews which is Isis, which translated to Jesus. Yeshua translates to Joshua i the english. joshua the messiah sent from the darkness to bring light unto the world. one love
@Avitinyourface You're not a big enough tool to be a true christian. Let me give you some examples of how it should be done. "YOU FUCKING INGRATE SHIT-SACK FAGGOT DILDO FUCK ATHEIST COCK-SHIT FUCKNUT CUNT-WRAP ASS-COCK DILDO-BITCH YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE I SAY SO". That's how to be a TRUE christian.
@Avitinyourface Unfortunately, you have to prove that god exists first. Secondly, why does "god" need so much ferocious defense. Please explain yourself little mindless religitard. lol.
Ya know, I totally support this guy, Theologikos. idk if he's christian, I'm assuming he is for his Evolution video, but he doesn't act all serious about his religion. He makes fun of both sides, and those that criticize him just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff! Just get a freaking life and stop debating! Believe what you want! No one REALLY gives a shit anyway!
Btw I am a christian and I'm not giving my views on their behalf, it's just my opinion.
@OmfgItsHenu Good questions. God would not send him there. He is already making his own way. God *longs* for us to go the other way - to heaven. God gives us free will to do what we want. He designed and made us and knows the best way we should live our lives, even if we don't think so. He gives us really clear lifestyle options. It's only if we don't love and obey God that we end up down the wide path to hell. Unfortunately, blasphemous videos like this will not help our friend Theologikos.
@n64wilbert whay are you going on about? did I ask you a question? did I ask what Theologikos meant? did I say something that you thougt you needed a reply? Please explain why you thought I wanted to hear your silly quip?
@truthseeker010101 Pride, ego and mocking... are you saying Christians don't do/have that? Oh of course not, all Christians are selfless saints.....
It's satire, and he is ridiculing the ridiculous. I gotta admit that I respect Christians though. If the joke was on Muslims this guy would at the very least have received serious death threats.
@truthseeker010101 lol atheists are people who do not believe in things they have no reason to believe. other than that they have no traits in common, so your stereotyping fails. You are pathetic
@truthseeker010101 so you insult atheists, but if I tell you your stereotyping failed then I'm the one "insulting and mocking with my ego". If i'm not mistaken thats what you did in the first place, which caused my reply.
@AlexTSilver NO, this is the exact quote "You are pathetic" . Now you are tellling me you did NOT say this?! come one guy, im not playing your little games, get a life! go argue with your momma
@TriopsUKnorth It is not a book, It is a compilation os 66 books. There are over 1000 scriptures world wide. I have read about 250. I like reading books with our history. Even if you don't believe in God reading our religious history can broaden your conscienceness.
Those witha golf ball size conscienceness have a golf ball sized understanding. One Love
@truthseeker010101 That's a book mate, just a really fucking long one. Are you saying atheists have a golf ball sized brain? I'm fairly sure the vast majority of the greatest minds in the world are atheists, as they are virtually all scientists.
@sniperdude911 It's called a canon in academia. I am saying that those with a small conscienceness have a small understanding, and those who are awake preceive things with a much higher understanding. The key is love, without prejudice. All things in life are a science, to refer to a group of lettered schoalrs as the only ones who have understanding is to say you lack it, and the brightest like Carl Sagan are quoted as saying there should never be an authority on matters, I agree. one love
Theologikos, you don't know what you're gambling with. Your primary school humour applied to such topics is so jarring... Does your mom know you're doing that? She might ground you if she finds out, be careful.
@garwento---you are cracking me up and I agree with you that Shinobi32's(?) is horrible. But I must defend "spelled" vs "spelt." That's the American spelling. I believe "spelt" is the British spelling. I worked in a British territory for years and we were always running into issues like that.
@vincec00 Jesus didn't bring anybody into the world Biology however did. You can pray for him and Ill think for you. For the simple fact that you follow a book of idiotic magic and fallacies not to mention over 400 contradictions that makes you not only dumb and Narrow minded, but your also being a hypocrite calling him out on the whole prideful thing whilst in the same breath saying your proud to be a sheep.
I like the sheep part. Very good. I'm one of His sheep as there are many others. Proud of it!!! His sheep know His voice. By the way, His lack of "intelligence" is what brought you into this world. You were spoken into existence...for what reason, I am not sure. I will pray for you bro. Now aside from the "belief system" you and Pat Condell need to practice love rather than hate. Nobody can really take you guys seriously. The whole "prideful" look makes you guys look dumb and narrow-minded.
You know, this video makes all atheists look bad...just saying. It's very immature. At least express your "non-beliefs" through actual reasonable discussion instead of poking fun at Christians. Not cool, man.
@jtwith Why is the restrictions on how to "express your non-beliefs"? Comedy is commonly used to express almost any other types of views, why not views on religion?
you sound like you could be middle eastern. Have you ever looked up all of the evidence found to support the Bible that is located right there in the middle east? You can take a bible and use it as if it is a road map to find things over there exactly where the bible said that it would be. thousands of years before any modern day inhabitants knew it was there! How can you explain that? You should first spend some time looking for proof of the truth and light before you spend time focusing ondark
@aimeecurry46 or it never happened or he just escaped or its hear say or its made up or its just ridiculous and far more scifi than star trek lol the shear drama of it all lol.. i smell alien light travel technology here |(resurrection for the primitive screw heads like yourselves)
Hey Mr.Holy, Each Curse word gets you 15 years in hell or so i hear. From what you said to Lickthoseboobs about how you will use "you're fucking head as a speed bag and then choke you to sleap bitch", I doubt you are getting into "heaven" anytime soon.
@zombieheadcrab 15 years for every curse word you dont know crap about the bible,verily,verily,i say unto you,he that believeth on me hath everlasting life thats from John 6:47 the bible all so says I say emphatically that anyone who listens to my message and believes in God who sent me has eternal life,and will never be dammed for his sins but has already passed out of death into life.Those things are straight out of the bible so you know nothing about the bible.
@zombieheadcrab Well he must be real then because im pretty dam intelligent and guess what satan is real to and you will probably get to spend alot of time with him so have fun.
@SnipeZKiller Fool anybody that thinks judgement day was the the 21st of may is a idiot im way smarter than that and unlike other people im smart enough to know that unly God knows when the rapture will be not even Jesus knows only the father in heaven read the bible once the rapture comes the devil will reighn on earth for 7 years and then Jesus will come to earth for the second time and satan will go back to hell while satan is on earth he will fool people into thinking he is the mesiah.
@garwento You are probably a fucking atheist that don't care if they go to hell and you talk about other people being stupid bitch you are one major fucking idiot.
@garwento You will one day retard i prommise you that you and all of the other dumb fuck atheist you willl get what you are asking for then let's see how much you laugh at and mock Jesus then.
@TheShinobi32 haha you are very hostile for a so-called Christian? probably the type of 'Christian' who used to burn innocent people alive on crosses to fuel their own weaknesses and fears of a supposedly 'merciful' God (the same one who massacred most of the world in a great flood - now THERE'S mercy for you) - If God is seeing your comments - how proud he must feel about you! Keep it up - my friends are really enjoying your stupidity :)
@garwento All of youre friends are probably dumb ass atheist like you so all you have fun with youre pal satan for eternity let's see how much fun you idiots have then all of you dumb fuck atheist are begging to go to hell and it will be you that put youre selves there for refussing to accept Jesus as youre savior so you remember that when you are in hell dumb fuck.
@TheShinobi32 The actual spelling in that was so bad that its barely readable - can't you finish 5th grade first so we can finish this 'conversation' on a more intelligent level, child?
@TheShinobi32 Sorry - we were laughing so much at your last comment that it took me a while to respond - and your last one... spelled instead of spelt - that just threw us over the edge - we now know that you are definitely an absolute moron with probably extremely low IQ - if you are stuck following this 'conversation' please do not be afraid to use Google as it helps sub-humans as well - best wishes and a kiss x
haha this guys funny :P
xXEpicOwnageXx 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
All of his videos are 4 years old. Whatever happened to him??
cperez1000 3 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I really wish you would make more videos :)
zamion 5 days ago
What Brevik did was wrong but if he would have killed this bitch he would have done the world a favour
NORTHERNIRISHULTRAS 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol loved the sheep thing
deathpill100 5 days ago
@Theologikos, where are you now? These are old videos.
nash984954 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
Awesome deadpan. Totally believable.
PaddyCollector 1 week ago
Jesus was way cool. He could walk on the water . . . and swim on the land. Jesus was way cool.
tolpacourt 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ok now I know you are just trolling with us xD
I first thought you where serious with the bible stuf :p
timdesmet 1 week ago in playlist Meer video's van Theologikos
Nice one when you got to the sheep part i literally ROFLd
btw at 1:50 were U invited to that party ? XD
barrdack 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
Please don't stop making these videos, you have a gift!
inEarthCEO 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the dick that you will get in hell will be at the same length like the twin towers of wwc together
BeforeManKind 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
make more videos
bjameson2023 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
I'm a Christian, but all of his vids are SO funny! Some people in the comments need to chill out :p
R3tailer 1 month ago
ROFL...
KammeratGak 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
great video
TheCatblack7 1 month ago
even the sheep are intelligent,they know the water is water and the grass is grass...but x-tians drink wine pretending is blood and bread as flesh of a jew....it is 2011.Wake up !That human mutilation and sacrifice is a jewish HOAX .Fact!
TheCatblack7 1 month ago
Love it!!!
compman67 1 month ago
LOL Really popular among other sheep!
ayoriceball 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
This has been flagged as spam show
fuck you, you're not a raptor
stoneeh 1 month ago
My God DEMANDS that you love him! He's very needy.
delthorpe223 2 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
thumbs up if u want to delete this video.......respect jesus............
jayrbarcelo27 2 months ago
Not rly a believer but just in case the zealots were right, u may want to delete that vid :D
What is more what do we achieve by going against our faith? The muslims and the rest of the world stick to their faith. So only we Christians r fucked up after all. Next time you hear the Imam scream from the tower at 5 o'clock be mad at yourself
immortaliserwow 2 months ago
@immortaliserwow Maybe, but think about it. You don't need a religion to breed fanaticism. People beat the shit out of each other over football talk. All you need to do is tell Americans the imams of the world want to end football and voila! The benefits of fanaticism without the belief! Also notice that they stuck to their faith and lost millions in our attacks. We lost 3000.
MrVarsityphysics 1 month ago
Ha ha, you are adorable! Thanks for the laughs.
devilkitty 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
you might go to hell for this
valerielovesvideos11 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a woman with lust you have committed adultery with her in your heart. have u done that?
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? Does this concern you?
Do u need a Savior from your sins?
Jesus (The Son of God)came, lived a sinless life, died on the cross (for our sins) and rose again on the third day.
needgod.com
if you are interested in abortion or thinking of having one watch 180 movie
standingontruth1 2 months ago in playlist Reason and Science
real evidence of your stupidity.
ProvidEd709 2 months ago
horrible... you should try to keep your hands busy on something else..
ProvidEd709 2 months ago
BURN IN HELL YOU STUPID IDOT...YOU ARE A YOUNG BOY, FOOL AND UNEDUCATED... AS FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I HOPE GOD WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS CHILDISH IMMATURE VIDEO YOU MADE, SHOWS HOW RESTARTED YOU CAN BE
goideacarmen 3 months ago
@goideacarmen That comment made LOL so hard I fell off my chair.
dannywaving 3 months ago
@goideacarmen oh, the irony.
Sunno94 2 months ago
@goideacarmen what's restarted?
Golkarian 2 months ago
@goideacarmen well said ..
rosalinda749 2 months ago
@goideacarmen Restarted? How ironic. Also, typing in caps makes you seem really intelligent and friendly, good work. :)
PrivateJoker17 2 months ago
I simply had to subscribe. Your next video should be about gzus the incompetent carpenter of nazareth who want a job at atheist IKEA
MichaelBludd 3 months ago
This is NOT TRUE! Absoloutely blatantly falsity. How dare you abolish the name of christians like this! It's idiots like you that ruin the name of us. This enrages me so deeply. It's people like you who give damn athiests a reason to make fun of us and laugh at us! Do you really want that? If not, then stop posting videos, for the love of god; in the name of all that is holy.
iheartdacookiemonsta 3 months ago
@iheartdacookiemonsta He's an atheist FYI.
dannywaving 3 months ago
@dannywaving I know I was trolling. LOL. I'm an atheist too FYI.
iheartdacookiemonsta 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome xD
hackking002 3 months ago
you are just decoreted from outside but emptey and discusting from inside....keep in your mind that the reason you are still alive is just only becouse JESUS loves you! you think that's funny ...mgd...!
JESUS IS HOLYYYYYYY ALWAYS!!!!...HE IS ALWAYS LORD!!!HE IS ABOVE ALL!!JESUS IS LOVEEEEE!GLORY TO JESUS!
tsinu4christ 3 months ago
@tsinu4christ "He is always lord!!!" Yeah, probably the lord of the sheep who wrote that book.
hackking002 3 months ago
@tsinu4christ you know it is very scary when people say that.
gato123452 2 months ago
If you read the bible you would find out jesus didn't look like that. His real Hebrew name is Yahawa Ba Hasham Yahawashi. The letter J didn't exist until the 1600s.14 His head and [his] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes [were] as a flame of fire;
15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. Rev 1:15:14. Also in Daniel it will mention Daniel describing Jesus skin like in colour. Which means he was black
90rashad 3 months ago
I love you french accent
fdelac01 3 months ago
i cant wait to see the look on all the atheists' faces when they stand before God
imaginarydiablo567 3 months ago
@imaginarydiablo567 Well, don't wait. Just drive your car like an idiot and you can go look for yourself. Do try and make sure you only off yourself tho, otherwise gawd might be upset...
TheSaturnalia 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
You are amazing! XD
temari3173 3 months ago
you are discusting
rosalinda749 3 months ago
@rosalinda749 How about you learn how to spell "disgusting" before commenting?
hackking002 3 months ago
@hackking002 disgusting ! you got it ! sorry my spelling not good thanks for correcting !
rosalinda749 3 months ago
YOU UPLOADED THIS ON SUNDAY JULY 15 2007!!! YOU MUST NOT WORK ON SUNDAYS!!! YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one11111
sofusmadsen 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
@sofusmadsen For one God said "DO NOT JUDGE". Romans 2:1 You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Do you know which is the true Sabbath? The original 7th Day Sabbath was Saturday until Constantine changed it. Give us this day our daily bread. This video is blasphemy and those people receive more severe punishment in hell.
Skyheartstar777 3 months ago
@Skyheartstar777 i don't really care what you say.. quoting the bible won't make me believe.. lol
sofusmadsen 3 months ago 5
@Zachariah2193 That's a shame.
samtheman152009 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
God loves you.
alexandervanwyk 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
@alexandervanwyk Of course God loves him, he went to high school with Jesus, and he even accompanied Jesus to gay bars.
Fuglebolle 2 weeks ago
"First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." (2 Peter 3:3-4) "They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie" (2 Thessalonians 2:10-11)
mobiledev 4 months ago
@mobiledev and why is a self-serving quote from an ancient book of mythology relevant now? Have YOU given up all you have, given it to the poor, and followed Jesus, as he recommends?
StarTrekLivz 4 months ago
@StarTrekLivz if I do not believe in pink elephants, then I do not create a channel on youtube, to fight and ridicule believers. Only people with great hate doing it. The worst part is that he woke up in this world. He do not know why!. And there is a solution why and he ridiculing solution. He risking rejection by God and thrown into hell. he judge himself. Psalm 14:1: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God....". God is real, but many people dont want God and dont stop sinning.......
mobiledev 4 months ago
@mobiledev However if those who DID believe in Pink Elephants (PE), started making laws based on what the PE are supposed to have said, then told your kids that a PE created them 5 mins ago instantaneously, or demanded that schools set aside time to praise the PE, then convinced people not to take their medicine but talk to the PE to cure them, and that you will be burned forever for not obeying the PE, and beheading people for denying the PE, then you WOULD make a video like this.
rossini55 1 month ago
2bad anders behring breivik did not killed you !
FREExIRAN 4 months ago
@FREExIRAN Firstly, how dare you offend Breivik in such a way? Secondly, Breivik didn't kill atheists, he killed socialists in order to stop the invasion of muslims in Europe.
hackking002 3 months ago
Its imposible not to subscribe.... i will wait for every video you make
Deater90 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
love this video wicked funny!
lolagain32323 4 months ago
2:01 lol...
tawari6 4 months ago
Comment removed
tawari6 4 months ago
@Avitinyourface Well according to my religion, NOT mocking the christian god and the holy spirit will lead to your destruction. Who's right?
fudrick43 4 months ago
@fudrick43 God loves you
alexandervanwyk 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
:haha:
freiheitsalv 4 months ago
LMFAOOOO!!!!
furyfrombelow 4 months ago
made me laugh.......so great!
imnotsmartbutimtryin 4 months ago
you, my friend, are a fucking genius.
nickmason1992 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Theologikos
You're funny. Btw, you deserve to know that you have beautiful eyes. =)
TheYipedo 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS NOT IN ANY SENSE FOUNDED ON THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION." (Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11: Written during the Administration of George Washington and signed into law by John Adams.)
MagicTellaVision 4 months ago
@Radianceable
for sure, I only asked for one thing and if that is all you ask in return that's great.
cordeauxboi 5 months ago
Hey man, paying out christians is fine, we often leave ourselves wide open for that. Jesus on the other hand is at the least a loving but deranged man and at best is no less than God, either way I ask you to respect him.
cordeauxboi 5 months ago
@cordeauxboi I'll respect him, if you respect my god - Flying Spaghetti Monster. Deal?
Radianceable 5 months ago 18
@Radianceable i'm bored to read the coms...so r u a pastafarian?
kassandra8alkhs 3 months ago
@kassandra8alkhs It's the only true religion.
Hail Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Radianceable 3 months ago
@Radianceable Flying Spaghetti Monster? BLASPHEMY! The real god is Ceiling Cat!
hackking002 3 months ago
The Devil(god of this world)
2 Corinthians 4:4
whose unbelieving minds the god of this world hath blinded, lest the light of the glorious Gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
BrightLight57 5 months ago
fucking faggot
squirrel162 5 months ago
@squirrel162 i agree. he's such a fucking douchebag faggot cunt crackhead whore on pot thinking about cocks in his mouth. lol.
ajhrockerboy6 5 months ago
@ajhrockerboy6 could not have said it better
squirrel162 5 months ago
I so love you!!!
vagomez2 5 months ago
i belive in god, but daim that was funny xD
MadeOfCrazyWood 5 months ago
1:09 "Jesus and his sheeps." You really do suck at English. :P
iamfilleg 5 months ago
@Avitinyourface No thanks, venereal diseases aren't my thing. Just go put your weenus in the Bible for a bit, that's what you guys are into, right?
sniperdude911 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Quantum Awakening - Have Scientists Found God? " "Scientific Evidence that God is real! " "*Quantum Physics* The Reality As You Know It Does Not Exist " "The God Theory " "Modern Science Finds GOD " "Evidence of God: Physics " "Stephen Hawking, Logical and Scientifically Proof of a possible Creator God " "Stephen Hawking: Life in the Universe " "Then where did God come from? (Carl Sagan) " "Life after death conclusion on CNN"
ANYDAY now uploader! rebuttal it!
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Avitinyourface "Quantum Awakening - Have Scientists Found God? " "Scientific Evidence that God is real! " "*Quantum Physics* The Reality As You Know It Does Not Exist " "The God Theory " "Modern Science Finds GOD " "Evidence of God: Physics " "Stephen Hawking, Logical and Scientifically Proof of a possible Creator God " "Stephen Hawking: Life in the Universe " "Then where did God come from? (Carl Sagan) " "Life after death conclusion on CNN"
I await your rebuttal, one love
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
@Avitinyourface haha! Look out it's a christian with an attitude D: NO-ONES EVER SEEN THAT BEFORE D: Douche.
sniperdude911 5 months ago
It was Matthieu, Mark, Luke and John and they were sheeple. And his name wasn't Jesus, it was Zeus. They were saying "Hey Zeus," which King James translated to "Jesus," a common name among the Roman soldiers running around Golgotha, at the time.
Jbear9 5 months ago
@Jbear9 his name was Yeshua, he was called a derogatory name by Jews which is Isis, which translated to Jesus. Yeshua translates to Joshua i the english. joshua the messiah sent from the darkness to bring light unto the world. one love
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
@truthseeker010101 Yea...I was joking. It was a j-o-k-e.
Jbear9 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Jbear9 my name is Mike Literous. thats a joke. Stop mokcing God.
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
@Avitinyourface You're not a big enough tool to be a true christian. Let me give you some examples of how it should be done. "YOU FUCKING INGRATE SHIT-SACK FAGGOT DILDO FUCK ATHEIST COCK-SHIT FUCKNUT CUNT-WRAP ASS-COCK DILDO-BITCH YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE I SAY SO". That's how to be a TRUE christian.
mynameissooriginal2 5 months ago
@mynameissooriginal2 I guess you showed him!
Epic!
Jbear9 5 months ago
@Jbear9 That was every argument for christianity condensed into one, in case you were wondering.
mynameissooriginal2 5 months ago
@mynameissooriginal2 THAT was every argument for EVERY religion condensed into one, and a precise description of a babble-thumper:)
Jbear9 5 months ago
@Avitinyourface Unfortunately, you have to prove that god exists first. Secondly, why does "god" need so much ferocious defense. Please explain yourself little mindless religitard. lol.
FallofDarkness55 5 months ago
Ya know, I totally support this guy, Theologikos. idk if he's christian, I'm assuming he is for his Evolution video, but he doesn't act all serious about his religion. He makes fun of both sides, and those that criticize him just don't have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff! Just get a freaking life and stop debating! Believe what you want! No one REALLY gives a shit anyway!
Btw I am a christian and I'm not giving my views on their behalf, it's just my opinion.
MrMountainFace 5 months ago
@MrMountainFace He's making fun of christianity. His videos are parodies; satire.
fudrick43 4 months ago
I miss your videos so much! Come back and show us all the Truth some more!
oliveohyeah 5 months ago
Just love the humour, great job at putting a smile on my face ;-)
foreversurfingthenet 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
watch?v=o9ktS2U53Qg Write "Logical Evidences for Islam" and watch it...
Why is there A Cretaor? Why is there a religion? Why Islam is the true religion?
shncsr 5 months ago
n64wilbert is a ponce! ignore is ignorant childish remarks.
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
Good luck in hell.
acippico 6 months ago
@acippico why would god send him there?
he made him the way he is, and could easily change it.
so, why would he rather let him suffer?
OmfgItsHenu 6 months ago
@OmfgItsHenu Good questions. God would not send him there. He is already making his own way. God *longs* for us to go the other way - to heaven. God gives us free will to do what we want. He designed and made us and knows the best way we should live our lives, even if we don't think so. He gives us really clear lifestyle options. It's only if we don't love and obey God that we end up down the wide path to hell. Unfortunately, blasphemous videos like this will not help our friend Theologikos.
acippico 6 months ago
@acippico "God *longs* for us to go the other way"
but... doesnt he know what we will do before he even create us?
couldnt he just make a few changes, and make us NOT to suffer for all enernity?
to these, the answer is yes.
but instead he makes most of us burn.
god doesnt seem so loving when u think about it logically :S
OmfgItsHenu 6 months ago
"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent." Calvin, John
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
Comment removed
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I think you should seek help!
aliwhitwell 6 months ago
hi Theologikos. you may REALLY be interested in what the very fine Agnostic ?
ZOMGitsCriss has to say about you ;) lol
theUKatheist 6 months ago
well u own me a cup of tea
because i puke it on my screen
SIOIOS 6 months ago
are you russian? you look like one
fuckslipknot21 6 months ago
@fuckslipknot21 He is Swedish I believe, He sometimes has his country flag behind him. One Love
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
@truthseeker010101 Theologikos is a Greek term.
n64wilbert 5 months ago
@n64wilbert whay are you going on about? did I ask you a question? did I ask what Theologikos meant? did I say something that you thougt you needed a reply? Please explain why you thought I wanted to hear your silly quip?
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
pride? ego? mocking? all atheist qualities, your becoming one super Atheist!
Self-control, enlightenment, and love. These are the things your fighting against in your ignorance. One love
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
@truthseeker010101 Pride, ego and mocking... are you saying Christians don't do/have that? Oh of course not, all Christians are selfless saints.....
It's satire, and he is ridiculing the ridiculous. I gotta admit that I respect Christians though. If the joke was on Muslims this guy would at the very least have received serious death threats.
OhReallyNoWai 6 months ago
@OhReallyNoWai
if it was on Christians 200 years ago or more
he`d got torture to death
SIOIOS 6 months ago
@SIOIOS you speak of death as if it is an end? It is not the end of your life when your body dies. One Love
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
@truthseeker010101 lol atheists are people who do not believe in things they have no reason to believe. other than that they have no traits in common, so your stereotyping fails. You are pathetic
AlexTSilver 6 months ago
@AlexTSilver NO, you just insulted me and mocked me with your ego. I think you just proved it quite well, THANKS! One Love
If you'd like to learn the knowledge and logic that will bring you to God I'd happily speak to you in length.
Jah Lives One Love
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
@truthseeker010101 so you insult atheists, but if I tell you your stereotyping failed then I'm the one "insulting and mocking with my ego". If i'm not mistaken thats what you did in the first place, which caused my reply.
AlexTSilver 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@AlexTSilver NO, this is the exact quote "You are pathetic" . Now you are tellling me you did NOT say this?! come one guy, im not playing your little games, get a life! go argue with your momma
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
HAHAHA Thats right that sheep book is popular now
TriopsUKnorth 6 months ago
@TriopsUKnorth It is not a book, It is a compilation os 66 books. There are over 1000 scriptures world wide. I have read about 250. I like reading books with our history. Even if you don't believe in God reading our religious history can broaden your conscienceness.
Those witha golf ball size conscienceness have a golf ball sized understanding. One Love
truthseeker010101 6 months ago
@truthseeker010101
True
TriopsUKnorth 6 months ago 4
@truthseeker010101 That's a book mate, just a really fucking long one. Are you saying atheists have a golf ball sized brain? I'm fairly sure the vast majority of the greatest minds in the world are atheists, as they are virtually all scientists.
sniperdude911 5 months ago
@sniperdude911 It's called a canon in academia. I am saying that those with a small conscienceness have a small understanding, and those who are awake preceive things with a much higher understanding. The key is love, without prejudice. All things in life are a science, to refer to a group of lettered schoalrs as the only ones who have understanding is to say you lack it, and the brightest like Carl Sagan are quoted as saying there should never be an authority on matters, I agree. one love
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
Your videos are freaking awesome! *Subs*
Rozzlin95 6 months ago
Theologikos, you don't know what you're gambling with. Your primary school humour applied to such topics is so jarring... Does your mom know you're doing that? She might ground you if she finds out, be careful.
ozcolas 6 months ago
@garwento---you are cracking me up and I agree with you that Shinobi32's(?) is horrible. But I must defend "spelled" vs "spelt." That's the American spelling. I believe "spelt" is the British spelling. I worked in a British territory for years and we were always running into issues like that.
khandiss80 7 months ago
god ur accent is annoying! u sound like a goddamn mexican!
nogiraffes 7 months ago
@nogiraffes Spanish and Greek are very similar.
n64wilbert 5 months ago
@vincec00 Jesus didn't bring anybody into the world Biology however did. You can pray for him and Ill think for you. For the simple fact that you follow a book of idiotic magic and fallacies not to mention over 400 contradictions that makes you not only dumb and Narrow minded, but your also being a hypocrite calling him out on the whole prideful thing whilst in the same breath saying your proud to be a sheep.
Fatalityzx 7 months ago
thank God that boy got a life 3 years ago
Fantasticlist 7 months ago
That made me laugh out loud. Pure genius. XD
Daphuhnuh 7 months ago
I burst out laughing when you said you went to high school with him! Great video, as usual!
xoxILoveCatsxox 7 months ago 21
@xoxILoveCatsxox he went to school thought it was god but then again it was his imaginary little pony from kindergarten.
KabukiGallery 5 months ago
I like the sheep part. Very good. I'm one of His sheep as there are many others. Proud of it!!! His sheep know His voice. By the way, His lack of "intelligence" is what brought you into this world. You were spoken into existence...for what reason, I am not sure. I will pray for you bro. Now aside from the "belief system" you and Pat Condell need to practice love rather than hate. Nobody can really take you guys seriously. The whole "prideful" look makes you guys look dumb and narrow-minded.
vincec00 8 months ago
You know, this video makes all atheists look bad...just saying. It's very immature. At least express your "non-beliefs" through actual reasonable discussion instead of poking fun at Christians. Not cool, man.
jtwith 8 months ago
@jtwith Why is the restrictions on how to "express your non-beliefs"? Comedy is commonly used to express almost any other types of views, why not views on religion?
Fuglebolle 7 months ago
you sound like you could be middle eastern. Have you ever looked up all of the evidence found to support the Bible that is located right there in the middle east? You can take a bible and use it as if it is a road map to find things over there exactly where the bible said that it would be. thousands of years before any modern day inhabitants knew it was there! How can you explain that? You should first spend some time looking for proof of the truth and light before you spend time focusing ondark
aimeecurry46 8 months ago
mohammed's corpse is still here on earth. Jesus's has been resurected.
aimeecurry46 8 months ago
@aimeecurry46 or it never happened or he just escaped or its hear say or its made up or its just ridiculous and far more scifi than star trek lol the shear drama of it all lol.. i smell alien light travel technology here |(resurrection for the primitive screw heads like yourselves)
jammapcb 7 months ago
All you people that are atheist and mock Jesus have fun being satans bitch.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
Poor Jesus. Spending all his time at the gay bar.
zombieheadcrab 8 months ago
@zombieheadcrab and you will probably be spending you'res in hell so have fun dumb ass.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32
Hey Mr.Holy, Each Curse word gets you 15 years in hell or so i hear. From what you said to Lickthoseboobs about how you will use "you're fucking head as a speed bag and then choke you to sleap bitch", I doubt you are getting into "heaven" anytime soon.
God Is as real as your intelligence.
zombieheadcrab 8 months ago
@zombieheadcrab 15 years for every curse word you dont know crap about the bible,verily,verily,i say unto you,he that believeth on me hath everlasting life thats from John 6:47 the bible all so says I say emphatically that anyone who listens to my message and believes in God who sent me has eternal life,and will never be dammed for his sins but has already passed out of death into life.Those things are straight out of the bible so you know nothing about the bible.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 God is as real as your intelligence.
zombieheadcrab 8 months ago
@zombieheadcrab Well he must be real then because im pretty dam intelligent and guess what satan is real to and you will probably get to spend alot of time with him so have fun.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Intelligent enough to believe in judgement day 2 weeks ago?
SnipeZKiller 8 months ago
@SnipeZKiller Fool anybody that thinks judgement day was the the 21st of may is a idiot im way smarter than that and unlike other people im smart enough to know that unly God knows when the rapture will be not even Jesus knows only the father in heaven read the bible once the rapture comes the devil will reighn on earth for 7 years and then Jesus will come to earth for the second time and satan will go back to hell while satan is on earth he will fool people into thinking he is the mesiah.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
@TheShinobi32 lol @ pretty dam(ned) intelligent - you can't even spell!
garwento 7 months ago
@garwento You are probably a fucking atheist that don't care if they go to hell and you talk about other people being stupid bitch you are one major fucking idiot.
TheShinobi32 7 months ago
@TheShinobi32 lol being an Atheist - I don't believe in hell either er.. idiot... :)
garwento 7 months ago
@garwento You will one day retard i prommise you that you and all of the other dumb fuck atheist you willl get what you are asking for then let's see how much you laugh at and mock Jesus then.
TheShinobi32 7 months ago
@TheShinobi32 haha you are very hostile for a so-called Christian? probably the type of 'Christian' who used to burn innocent people alive on crosses to fuel their own weaknesses and fears of a supposedly 'merciful' God (the same one who massacred most of the world in a great flood - now THERE'S mercy for you) - If God is seeing your comments - how proud he must feel about you! Keep it up - my friends are really enjoying your stupidity :)
garwento 7 months ago
@garwento All of youre friends are probably dumb ass atheist like you so all you have fun with youre pal satan for eternity let's see how much fun you idiots have then all of you dumb fuck atheist are begging to go to hell and it will be you that put youre selves there for refussing to accept Jesus as youre savior so you remember that when you are in hell dumb fuck.
TheShinobi32 7 months ago
@TheShinobi32 The actual spelling in that was so bad that its barely readable - can't you finish 5th grade first so we can finish this 'conversation' on a more intelligent level, child?
garwento 7 months ago
@garwento Most of those words were spelled right if you were not retarded you would know that bitch.
TheShinobi32 7 months ago
@TheShinobi32 Sorry - we were laughing so much at your last comment that it took me a while to respond - and your last one... spelled instead of spelt - that just threw us over the edge - we now know that you are definitely an absolute moron with probably extremely low IQ - if you are stuck following this 'conversation' please do not be afraid to use Google as it helps sub-humans as well - best wishes and a kiss x
garwento 7 months ago
Comment removed
TheShinobi32 7 months ago
@garwento Yeah you were probably chokking on eachothers dicks while you were laughing and takking turns fucking eachother in the ass.
TheShinobi32 7 months ago
@TheShinobi32 lol 'chokking' , 'takking' go to school!!
garwento 7 months ago
@TheShinobi32 But if we axcept jeebuz as our savior we'll git ta spend eeeeeternitty in hebbin wif you? KEWL! ! !
willbond 6 months ago
All you people that mock Jesus like this idiot i would hate to be you.
TheShinobi32 8 months ago
Why do you mock your creator?
everdox 8 months ago
@everdox He isn't mocking a creator, he is mocking people that think the Christian Bible is the word of the creator.
brewerbrian420 8 months ago
@everdox Because the creator made you a retard, this dude is just standing out for you.
lickthoseboobs 8 months ago