PN 03

[SuperMario811]

I recently heard about this game, but I can't play it simply because I would accidentally jizz several times and ruin our laminate flooring....

[Murduhface813]

So this is how Bayonetta started.

[hhyin09]

i think i've finally learned what over-the-top action really means for a game

[diony6911]

Great video! A P.N.03 classic right here. : )

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[orangeapples]

Its like if Bayonetta and Deus Ex: Human Revolution had a baby.

[iSeiranai]

TVTropes: P.N.03 for the GameCube, aka, striptease: The game. Basically it's a massive blob of Fanservice disguised as a shooter. Every move the female protagonist does is designed to show off her lovingly crafted behind, she can't even shoot without moving her behind like a stripper. In the cutscenes, she's constantly snapping her fingers, bobbing her head, and tapping her feet like she's got some awesome music blazing through her invisible headphones or something.

[iSeiranai]

@iSeiranai It should come as no surprise that the creators would later go on to make Bayonetta.

[WalkmanSilver]

This is great porn!

[ulquiorraxs]

Why is she always dancing, and if I get this game will that nice music in this video be playing all the time in combat?

[TexasRangerification]

Ah, the Capcom Five. A tail a company's failure to live up to expectations. 

[csours]

butts butts butts butts butts butts

[Thewickedjunglist]

@csours Needs more butts.

[cacamtz1213kaka]

Underrated as hell!!

[sentinental]

Lara Croft hasnt got shit on this woman

[DroBleach]

cyberpunk version of tomb raider?!!

[RandomInterwebs]

Gotta admire her ability to keep a beat.

[seanofwar]

Check at 1.00, Deus Ex: Human Revolution are thieves

[PenguinLord10]

@seanofwar my thoughts exactly!

[yuriha1977]

there are fast speed machines now but in the future are slow to aim and shoot?

[kara12]

so if portal had ass

[Kuupoju]

gotta love those pervy japanese

[VideoGameShinobi]

Nice ass.

[VideoGameShinobi]

Nice ass.

[kruegda]

sequel please

...with better gameplay....oh who am I kidding I just want a sequel

[knUddelwUmbU]

is she wearing trousers? Oo

[PussyDesecrator]

In the immortal words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard: WTF is this shit?

[deltalead89]

This character should be put into MvC3! There aren't enough females and she would be a perfect addition :3

[BlackMetalSofJak]

@deltalead89 and Smash Bros. Brawl too, there are only three female fighters there: Zelda, Peach, and Samus, and one transforms into the form of a guy, so like really...more female fighters cuz that is sexy in a powerful sorta way

[nebanks80]

DAT ASS 8B

[GotNextVideo]

It's interesting how both Vanquish and Bayonetta successfully incorporated aspects of this game's style to better effect than they were used here. Bayonetta incorporated the strippertastic movement, and Vanquish the sterile visual style and a general sense of snappy, exaggerated movement.

[GreatBlade13570]

Is it bad that I actually think this looks like a fun game?

[MorFunStufPlz]

Duke Numem's wife

[deathacus]

Besides the sexual shit. How is the gameplay?

[tkoizumi]

I told my wife stripping is a new form of martial art. She did not believed me (._. )

[hisoj]

14 jealous girls accidentally viewed this video

[executableapplet]

Now imagine that with ambient occlusion and subsurface scattering... oh yes indeed.

[TheLovethatkills]

Why dont we all wacth cartoon porm

[MrSdfg23]

Funny how people are making the Bayonneta connection so much; both games are made by the same guys.

[WtfPugs]

1. Remake this

2. Bayonetta would rape this chick, curb stomp her, and look hotter doing it.

[XMETALGEARS59X]

wtf? The music is from F-Zero GX??

[ramosd6721]

This was one of the worst games I have ever played.

[hatihatikawan]

this is stupid! how the hell can they expect us to play and fap at thesame time?

[egg64]

@hatihatikawan This conundrum is why the Wii controller was made.

[Kavar87]

un mix entre bayonetta et virus ^^

[B45H1R]

I think I would definitely be grabbing the other joystick playing this game....if you catch my drift.

[NARUTOBROTHER22]

i remember playing this game for hours, but then i lost my gc cords

[Tkohr78]

Shake it,i love the moves,thats so cool,i want this game on my PC

[banoka08]

This game needs a remake for the wii, 360 and ps3.

[blacksushi150]

The whole time she just dances and kills? why cant more games be like this

[squall600]

assless chaps, lovin it

[Dmt4030]

This game would make an awesome arcade on the wii and the Nintendo 3ds

[jcudal32]

if this game gets a sequal I think it should resemble bayoneta with the glide feature in vanquish.

[ProjectJAY64]

Dance Dance Annihilation

[MattyMattThing]

forgotten

[psyckojoe]

video game concept win

[MantastyleXoXo]

what a shit

[Urmean15]

>mfw when this is more explicit than porn

[xXAsianTinoXx]

this was the best game i played for the gamecube!!!

[PhantomRenegade]

For anyone wondering, music is from F-Zero GX/AX, track name is Night of Big Blue.

You can find it elsewhere on Youtube.

[unabomberman]

It's like a prototype version of Bayonetta with way crappier mechanics...

[THEDangsan]

F-Zero X's sound track (^.^)/

[weiszed]

Her ass has to be so cold all the time

[theaterhobo]

do the attacks even effect her? i would swear she would've lost the ability to have kids at 1:37

[Blizzard59]

For a video game chick, what a ass.

[baggedyman]

Footage contained herein, while not pr0n, might be considered offensive, gratuitous or even 'risque' to some.

LOL

[PrimoKarim]

And now I have a boner.

[GundamAngelicDevil]

anyone know the exact name of this remix of Big Blue? I can't find this anywhere

[ROFLOLWTFOMG1]

This gets my PN15 hard

[edocplep100]

if u can tell, Bayonetta copied Vannessa z pants which has the 2 triangles on her butt Bayonettas (Orignal) outfit has the same thing ^_^

[BigCM06]

so this game was made explicitly to sell to lonely nerds. right?

[thbebokg1]

god dame thats a sweet ass....

[hit64]

this game was realy good i had it back whend i had the game cube

[pseudonymuser]

at 1:35 i thought she's gonna shout out of her private parts :P

[MrKra7as]

the game made less than 30,000 sells yet this video has 92,000+ views? why?

[BountyHunter500]

@MrKra7as wth u talkin?? What does the view number of this vid has to do with the game sells??? Maybe xxx.000+ ppl were curious and wanted to see how this game looks like... like me, and that doesnt mean automatically they would buy it...

[DemonFoxDeity]

Forget all Story and what this Game is about, the center of importance of this game is ASS.

[xbob627]

What The Heck Is This ?

[TheCanadianPickle]

whats the song

[GundamAngelicDevil]

@TheCanadianPickle

its a remix of Big Blue from F-zero, the exact one I am still looking.

[GundamAngelicDevil]

@TheCanadianPickle

haha sorry, remix is done by Hidenori Shoji.

song is Big Blue so you'll have to google it.

[suckcocksinhell]

fingerlicking good ass

[pirskwayrd]

man I can't wait for holograms!

[KLUSTERIZER]

DAT AES encryption...

[887Bingo]

I think that guys who played this game had a EASY time FINISHING if u catch my drift. I promise I will try to buy this game and make it better when i open my game buisness

[SoWRules]

DAT ASS

[dannihot]

I LOVED this game! Was awesome, but felt like there could of been more to it

[hippiefan1]

I Came

[osoxyagami]

I remember when i went to buy this game, i am from México, and when i asked for it i said: "tienes el juego PE ENE cero tres?" Which "PE ENE" sounds like "pene" in spanish (that's = as pennis) i was rly ashamed because a girl was in the counter... DX but still it was funny lol

[itsARATA]

I need a girl like that.

[HolyMarluxia]

OHHHH so this is the mother of bayonetta and vanquish!

[niespeludo]

@HolyMarluxia given the fact that it's the same team that produced all of this games.... YES, this one is the big momma of those games.

[GraveHorizon]

Why the hell haven't I heard more about this game sooner?

[ultimatesuzumiya]

@GraveHorizon Totally! this looks like Bayonetta THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO in the future.

[jonnyvivid]

That was hawny

[UncleHo19]

WTF is that slutty outfit ?! And those even more suggestive movements ?!

Looks like Aya Fukunaga finally got her virtual caucasian counterpart...Even if this game was released before the Japs started releasing all their "oily dance" videos, we can clearly see how pervert the average nippon game designer is. Yet, it's not really their fault, they're only answering to a market demand. What 'll they call their next game ? "Starship Stripper" ? Weaklings...

[mauistrife]

@UncleHo19 oh dude seriously grow up,like you never watch porn,even if youre a girl,so just because the game has a nice girl in it ,shaking her ass because of the rithm means that its perverted,i dont know how many time ive seen a girl in the disco shaking her ass wilder that this,and everyone likes it,or are you going to tell me that you prefer a muscular man shaking his ass instead?

[gagemonster555]

@mauistrife what rhythm? the music in the video isn't part of the gameplay...

[skywardjapan]

I am currently playing this game right now.. lol.. I need to start it all over again.. my data was deleted by my cousin darn lol..

[RestlessWasabi]

I've missed a lot...didn't know this game existed >_> what a way to shoot while dropping it.

[TheRocketman9]

THIS GAME EXISTS SOLELY TO PROVIDE ASS.

[Lecrie]

This game sold 20 000 copies. Aw, I wanted it but I couldn't find it anywhere.

[ArcanusTelos]

I want this game. O_O

[heavenofanarchy]

Oh I have missed this game

[sokkafrek15]

holy shit lapdance while shooting ima go buy this game!!! now

[AguFungus]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

It's like she's not taking her job seriously!

[seanileus]

More ass than Bayonetta.

[pkmn08three]

@seanileus

And given how Bayonetta plays, that's saying something. Also partly ironic, because both Bayonetta and PN03 are made by Capcom... I think.

[seanileus]

@pkmn08three

I'm pretty sure PNO3 was by Capcom, but Bayonetta was published by Sega.

[pkmn08three]

@seanileus

Ah, okay thanks. I wasn't sure mainly because I'd keep seeing her paired with various other Capcom characters that I'd thought she may be as well.

[Double00AA]

@seanileus Vanessa's ass is slightly flabby, which you can see in one of my videos. Bayonetta's ass stays firm.

[CamperCarl00]

@seanileus maybe, but Bayonetta definitely has a bigger sex drive.

[alexisgondor]

Is there a one handed control scheme for this game?

[massifish]

@alexisgondor lol

[Neverborn86]

@alexisgondor nice...

[freddyo]

I think she forgot her pants.

[piggypoo]

this game is full of ASS. YES

[TheParties]

Lap dance ftw ! :D

[YourLordliness]

lol

[USSNormandy]

Dat Stripper Dancing

Dat Awesome Music

and most of all, Dat Ass!

Why did no one inform me of the awesomeness this game is?

[BetoWater]

Just love the music and can't get over it!

[hisoj]

women are whores, example number 03

[mrneccos]

take your women-hating elsewhere >=[

[code0blue]

DAT ASS!!

[NewspaperPwnage]

Gameplay looks fail :[

[sokkafrek15]

@NewspaperPwnage gameplay looks fail it is thats why they had to put a half naked stripper in there to keep players occupied lol

[OmegaKross2501]

So bad its awesome!!! Almost makes me wanna go buy a gamecube.

[GDorofu]

F-Zero music, nice.

I saw this at game trade in store for under 5 bucks, it looks as though I'm getting it, um, you know, because the gameplay looks very, exciting.

[nicholaskilborn]

Man you really have to go through all the trials? I just went through and tried to get the suit, but accidentally had it on easy, oi!

[darksouler2]

DAT ASS seriously. . .

[TrollChatroulette]

Dat ass.

[daniel9940]

she charges her weapons by rubbing her ass cheeks together duh

[wikiporno]

DAT ASS!

[Prozacka]

dat ass

[sala206]

All i ever did in this game was tap the fire button

[Llns1993]

@sala206 and the energy attacks 7_7 ?

[0000DW]

I take it her power comes from the beat she dances to in her head or whatever she's listening to rock out to while killing enemies?

[tenou123]

Good lord the weapons rock.

The poses though...make it very hard to take playing the game seriously. Heck, they make it hard to PLAY the game...

[60FourMaster]

@tenou123 Agreed... I'm so LPing this game.

[MiiKai]

hahahahahahah this is the only women that you nerds will ever "have"

[KayinGD]

Not true. I've also got Tina Armstrong from the Dead or Alive series.

Suck on that!

[Ten0692]

blue balls from hell...

[m22k3yt]

How the hell am I suppose to beat a game when there is a hot ass in front of me. It's like an instant Game Over.

[aznsoldier7]

Anyone else find it hard to take this game seriously?

[SilvioJ]

I FRAKKIN Love this game!!! It's the only game I kept when my gamecube died....now I play on Wii.

[Zant5976]

if this doesn't make you go "wat" then i don't know what will. o.o"

[hootllum]

stretch panic.... that will make you say wat 0_<!

[zmelkoow]

i'm kinda contemplating on the usefulness of ass-less pants in a combat situation.

i figured that dancing is a form of intimidation, but ass-less pant are still a mystery.

[AnotherLondoner]

You get to feel a nice breeze which will keep you on your toes

[eljuli1003]

this game is really sexy, jajaja, my friends need to go to the bathroom after 5 minutes of gameplay. jajajajajaajajajaj

[eljuli1003]

omg, is jill valentine in thongs!!!

[ilovebaconsal]

They put her in a thong for more mobility. xD

[MeowsyDancer]

Bought this game the other day and just completed it. Not bad, certainly has its fair share of faults... shame really. Could of been so much more. Not sure I agree with the stripper suit, kinda removes the idea appealing women who DOES keep on their clothing.

[Babb26]

This game is pure fucking genius on capcom's part. Re-releasing this on the Wii would be a SHAME of an idea. Don't know if releasing another in this day and age would b good either because of all the fanboy rage for first and third- person shooters i.e. Call Of Duty. GC graphics actually look better than Wii and the Wii is mostly directed 2 family and kids. AND valve stole the idea of this game's level design for their game "Portal".

[n2oshotandironman]

I would buy it day one. The Wii isn't directed towards anyone in particular. Its for everyone. Look at Metroid Prime 3, Smash Bros. Brawl, MadWorld(amazing game), The Conduit, House of the Dead: Overkill(Hilariously violent with awesome co-op), World of Goo, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, the list of awesome hardcore titles goes on and on.

I don't know who started the rumor that it was a family console. Sure there are games for all different kinds of people but not for everybody at once.

[Babb26]

@ n2oshotandironman

Yeah my mistake, You are right!

[ThebesFairfox]

gah, well at least her boobs aren't popping out of anything but still, they didn't have to put her in a thong =( looks trashy (cyber-trashy lol)

[Babb26]

This is wh@ capcom is known for partially. It was also another way to make the game more appealing and interesting. AND SO WH@ IF SHE'S WEARING A CYBER-THONG, AT LEAST U THE PLAYER HAD 2 EARN UR PRIZE MAKING IT ALL THE MORE BETTER.

[21NDee84]

maybe the game was flopped, but i love it. The Moves in this game are fantastic. The Graphics are truely top for this time@GameCube. Cyberdancing in Future,jeahaaa

[1Nanalo]

Its sad this game flopped

[mrmaster111]

thick game ras kick ass im getting it again if i can ever find it, i was retarted to sell it

[originalpimp322]

Game was sick as hell, but I don't remember that stripper suit though...

[IidoTheEevee]

Damn, this game is tight

What's it for?

[AlfredX1990]

Gamecube exclusive =(

I only have a ps2 =S

[IidoTheEevee]

I see >: I'm sorry

Well thanks for the info

[mitchelscott]

she's hot

[Surkis]

What song is that playing?

[Warlost]

Hidenori Shoji - Night Of Big Blue (It's the song in the Chapter 4 of story mode in F-Zero GX)

[Yoshi92]

dont really know, but some parts remind me on Big Blue from F-Zero... maybe a remix? :D

[NetrunnerKillian]

dat ass