Dj Assault

[jbodiesel]

Most of you will get this if you frequent the nightclubs... but it seems like most of you are either too young or you just don't go to the clubs...

[Sugaarpar]

For some reason I think of Archer when I hear this song

[MistaPimpa]

he sounds like someone with down syndrome because of the way the S sound when he speaks

[gunzkillu]

64 broke ass hoes didn't like this song and need soap and water

[pelu220]

@gunzkillu water water water water water water water water water ....

[spopple88]

ASS AND TITTIES



[jamesbondoo7ish]

Big cookies

[f8head]

What is the sample used at 2.17? Sounds like a mix into the next track on the mixtape

[Stakker]

"light skinned bitches, who think they the shit, I can buy you ho' cos bitch i'm rich"

I can think we all agree, this modern take on the romeo & Juliet story has successfully translated to the street. To me it is quite transparent that these lyrics are intended as a role reversal of the Balcony scene, with DJ Assault taking Juliets infamous "Romeo, Romeo" line, updating it with something perhaps more akin to the Ghetto's mating cry, "ASS, TITTIES, ASS & TITTIES."

[VolOpt2]

i like how he says ass like "assth" i swear im hearing that

[theguitardude83]

Alright I can't tell wether the people under me are serious are sarcastic lol it's funny but not a master piece Jesus what happened to society

[breckler7]

Within the constraints of a vacuous society, DJ Assault struggles to assuage the dissonance he feels concerning his hedonistic ways. Will he open an existential eye on his world, or become lost within a cultural wasteland?

This timeless work is a gripping, intimate glimpse into one man's journey to self-actualization.

[Stakker]

@breckler7 You copied that from what I wrote on Discogs over three years ago. Thanks for crediting me.

[breckler7]

This is probably Dj Assault's most intimate and personal recording to date. You can tell he really took care in crafting his lyrics to give the listener a window into his world, nay, his very soul.

In "Ass-N-Titties 2001" he shares with the listener the stark tale of a man who can no longer be satiated by one derriere and one set of breasts, but simply must have two.

[SpaghettiOGuy]

this song cheers me up no matter what is wrong with me XD

Sad one moment, dancing before the end of the song

[Takado]

The lisp in his voice makes this even funnier xD

[pamcakes987]

Kevjumba sent me here

[willbawesome123]

hopefully they have this on itunes lol

[tematchi]

@willbawesome123 they have it on spotify, but you have to search it under dj godfather

[TheRealHerpDerp]

This is truly a masterpiece of lyrical artwork. Merely listening to this grand composition brought a tear to my eye. Beautiful.

[PootisScootis]

water water water water water water water water

[freshbontje]

Behinds and breasts

[willpill38]

The new rick roll

[Zero14811111]

Such a beautiful song, deep and meaningful.

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

This is how the world will end. And how a new one will begin.

With Ass n' Titties.

[ashleyashez]

i like the part about ass and titties.

[Awesomemancave]

@ashleyashez i like that part and also the part about the ass and titties

[IAmTheMiilkman]

this guys probably gay

[madmanhahaha]

ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

[march88]

Greatest song in the history of mankind?

Most probably.

But there are still gems like "Nut in Your Eye" or "Yo Relatives" challenging its position.

I cannot possibly decide which of these fantastic songs is superior.

[OtakuWulf]

Ass, titties, ass n' titties! Ass ass titties titties ass n titties!

[LarryNoShirtMilitia]

I like the part that goes "Ass n Titties"

[hanslukaas09]

KEVJUMBA!

[JohnsonPadder]

ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

[UnknownMagician232]

62 People have Glued in Tracks.

[emiklio]

Hilarious review of Ass N Titties!!

/watch?v=5vaHvEI8_ts

[mythumbsupaccount]

Gay Landscapers

[Bones7070]

I like the part were he talks about ass 'n' titties.



[auburnboy141]

@Bones7070 Mine to!

[mtcartel]

Grand Quarters!

[RommZilla]

This shit makes me feel like a 12 year old, wahoooo

[DirkDaring99]

I watched a stripper dance to this song at Nudes-a-Poppin last year. That's what made this a good song to me.

[neodudesam]

60 people need soap and water

[KaNeeNeeAndAudri]

60 people dont eitther A:have ass or titties or B: are gay :p

[intronitro]

@KaNeeNeeAndAudri you'd know, you lil' ghetto gay. =P

[KaNeeNeeAndAudri]

@intronitro What ? lol

[Anonnie2010]

@KaNeeNeeAndAudri Not true Im gay and this my shit

[Cantido]

I think this song might be about ass and titties.

[MelitoVisakro]

What the fuck is this piece of shit?

[ANGELO13111]

@MelitoVisakro its called "hip hop" now go suck a fat dick.

[JohnsonPadder]

@ANGELO13111 This is ghetto tech, not hip hop.

[murraybassist]

@JohnsonPadder Detroit ghetto techno

[JohnsonPadder]

@murraybassist Yes, that's what I said, only in abbreviated form.

[Felvein]

Lyrics please...

[neilinhp]

Can't wait to post this song on my facebook page.

[xxBecomingxx]

lyrical genius right here.

[axillian]

@xxBecomingxx I wonder what kind of hard shit he was smoking while writing this.

[sporedoutofmymind]

I like the part where he says 'ass'

[MoBLonewolf]

@sporedoutofmymind Fuck you! The "Titties" part is where it's at!

[aznmatrix1324]

salt. pepper. salt and pepper.

[eyehatesludge]

This is such a terrible song.

[binnulingur]

@eyehatesludge No u

[jodamc]

Ass n Titties!! lmao, I love it

[Toastmasteren]

I love the part when he says: Ass & Titties...

[tconnan]

Dick and nipples! (:

[DragonBallGt24]

@tconnan LOSER

[maxeypad]

SOAP AND WATER!!!!

[TristanAustanGriffin]

MAN WHAT THE FUCK YO THIS IS A FUNNY SONG

[dnbjunky04]

OOOOLD SKOOOL!

[666Bloodyemo]

I like the part where he says "ass and tittes"

[htownjc1]

i love dave chappelle he iz da best comedian of all time i wonder why he only made 2 seasons of chappelle show dat wuz a great show

[SimCrazyChick]

LMFAOO! This song ALWAYS makes me laugh so friggen hard! No matter how fucked up this song is It will always be Hilarious and pure win! xD

[dosmangosporfavor]

57 PPL ARE BROKE ASS HOES

[Jeremiahlation]

@dosmangosporfavor hahahahahahah!!!!

[xxplosive661]

Classic!

[misterBasto]

@ahmed4hunt LOL FUCK OFF BITCH I KNEW THIS SONG BEFORE ALL OF YOUZ! LOOL UR SUCH A RETRD!!!! UTUBE IS FILLED OF BITCHES LIK U!!!

[ACheeseWheel]

@misterBasto Nice education you've got there, 'Retrd' -_-

[misterBasto]

@ACheeseWheel I was clearly mocking ahmed4hunt. If you failed to realize that than you should not be calling anyone a retard.

[ACheeseWheel]

@misterBasto I was clearly being sarcastic. If you failed to realize that than you should accept that your a retard.

[misterBasto]

@ACheeseWheel I've realized you were being sarcastic why would you say nice education and then follow up with calling me a "Retrd". By the way it's you're a retard not "your". You retard. -_-

[ACheeseWheel]

@misterBasto Woahhhh!! Step Back!! Looks like someone knows how to use a dictionary

[misterBasto]

@ahmed4hunt what are you looking for? A validation of shit no one cares about.

[phatandddrfreak]

just saw DJ Assault live in Indiana....it was disappointing. Lol.

[StoneCypher]

This song is by DJ Assault, aka Craig deSean Adams. Antoine Laroche is just a plagiarist.

[branzombie]

This would make a good soap commercial

[21iunie]

its all about ass and tities

[fidyazahraa]

ah makes me smileeeee

[IheartVolleyball1]

BAHAHA

[DemonWarp65]

Just for fun, can we look at that guy again?

[SweClubberz]

assassassassassassehassehasseh­assehh

[TILINwho]

I need the lyrics to this song

[seiya1337]

I heard this song on vinyl back before Newgrounds or Dave Chappelle.

[Nardril]

holesholesholesholesholesholes­holesholesholesholesholesholes­holesholesholesholesholesholes­holes

[Alanamra]

@Nardril it's hoes.

[Nardril]

@Alanamra

ohh......

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

This song describes all latino/hispanic television programming channels in the US.

[BrainExam]

I heard this on one of Steve-O's dvd's, didn't even know Dave Chapelle said anything about this.

[theodrin1]

i heard this on newground in like 2000, before dave chapelle

[GoNinjaPowerGo]

Broke. . .Ass hoes XD Soap and water XXDD

[TheBoyInBlack]

i feel so different for coming here because of a YTMND rather than dave chappelle or kevjumba

[MsSakuraHaru]

...O.O"...............

[Jerpritch]

this is DJ Funk. whoever DJ Ass'hole is he's fake... just like his claim to fame right here.

Fake

[iiiiMangoz]

Could someone do this as a response to iJustine ij game?

[noszy1223]

I LOVE THIS IT I LOL HAHAHA

[MLLydiaJ]

RANK!

[servandofe]

Dave Chapelle's Gay Lawn Service

[Lashmush]

I just found out that DJ Assault is born on the 28th of August. My birthday. I can die happy now.

[NandeDattebayoo]

Soap and Water, Soap and Water

[Elksownkthx]

unfunfunf

[sonicthehedgehog46]

thxs Dave Chapelle

[Sketchodie]

Dave Chappelle brought me here.

[indecisiveassasin]

This is the greatest song in the history of mankind.

[goblin183]

@indecisiveassasin MANkind

[Fl4SHEff3ct]

1:44-2:10 LOL

[pageu304]

detroit ghetto tech at it's best

[MarjolaineLaFleur]

yhahahahahha!!! bwahhaaha!!! ass n tities! 

[bammccaw13]

Chappelle > KevJumba.

Kevjumba is just another asian with a computer.

[Hobbyist56]

@bammccaw13 no comparing em dude, completely different. just listen to the song

[sharpazn]

I remember this!! It was on newgrounds 10 years ago ahahah

[albertorodriguez777]

when i heard this song on kevjumba it made me curious so looked it up i cant believe this is a real song lol

[BlackAnimeAddict]

So who else found this song through Chappelle's Show?

[xXbellabyrdXx]

@BlackAnimeAddict i did =)

[wkamarinn1]

@BlackAnimeAddict me too!

[roboto227]

ass n tittes makes sense :D!

[TheJurphy]

@jhern0

its a popular youtuber's username

[AjEEZYtv]

@jhern0 You don't know who kevjumba is? Omg go watch it on youtube !

[NightmareShuffle]

@taythompson100 wtf is a kevjumba? o.o

[Belieber301]

Ass and Titties ( . Y . )

[Duffanator61]

hello jeremy

[sandsezz]

@jhern0 it's a famus channel

[Killashock]

ass ass titties! i loved this song.. i first heard it watchin this wierd video on a website

[TheMasterApple]

Thumbs up if Kevjumba got u here (Y)

[PhamsterTheHamster]

@TheMasterApple which video of his had this song?

[futurewwestar]

i feel like dancing like the gay landscaper. lol

[misterBasto]

Fuck KevJumba, It's all about Dave Chapelle Gay Landscaper Sketch!

[crazychick9021]

@misterBasto YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSS!!!!!

Even though I saw both. Lol

[blznrayzn]

@misterBasto i prefer gay butchers

[FreakedKoRnKid]

@misterBasto haha! im watching that episode now yo!

[N64WII]

@misterBasto fuck u kevjumbas a god

[misterBasto]

@N64WII Yeah, god of teenage yellow Asian Americans and brown pacific islanders.

Stop worshiping your chink god and hop off his dick, you fucking gook.

[N64WII]

@misterBasto fuck u and im from canada and i didnt say i worshiped him read u dumb fuck

[thepindor]

@misterBasto lets see that one more time, cuz thats so funny too me!

[dch111]

Clearly one of the sophisticated and inspiration masterpieces of our time.

[zefem]

ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS

[n8iveidiot13]

@ahmed4hunt

i seen this on newgrounds years before youtube was aaround

[ANGELO13111]

@n8iveidiot13 i seen it on ebaumsworld back in 04-03

[CDub7888]

I can't picture anything but that gay landscaper from The Chappelle Show when I hear this. I'm struggling not to laugh my ass off.

[ShadySouljahv2]

@CDub7888

LMFAO, same here

[Pooky1991]

@CDub7888 I'm failing misserably to hold back my laughter thinking of that XD

[TheChickenAddict1]

wtf..?

[lydiad452]

lol i heard this on the dave chappelle, a gay guy was dancing to this.. i didnt think this was a real song lol this so funny!

[Kendroid3000]

@ahmed4hunt Nope. I knew about it too. It still makes me lol.

[donuthead6410]

BIG BOOTY BITCHES

[MzSwagg3r]

hahaha dis sonqq bhee dhaa bombbb. !

[HirotoandShou]

Lmfao!!! xDD

[driftman360]

SOAP AND WATER, SOAP AND WATER! lol

[mehmet078]

hahaha oh my god XD

[QWERTYCommander]

I love the beat.

[iLuvDaniel471]

haha this song is nasty but funny. :)

[mcshmeggy]

what the fuck is kevjumba? this song is amazing!

[panflutelistener]

@mcshmeggy KevJumba is just another youtube kid that amuses the teen youtube community, he used the humour and creativity of This song to promote his own vid. This song is repugnant but it's Extremely hilarious, I actually like it haha.

[ZhaoYun15233]

this isnt by you, its by DJ assault, the picture has it right but your description is wrong

[OKlikeoaktree]

@taythompson100 wow a lot of ppl must have looked up the song right after they saw it on kevjumba lmfao