All "Sonic Sez" episodes (part 1)

[prairied0g56]

Hold up Tails. Even if the building owner gives you permission, don't paint a mural on the wall.

[prairied0g56]

If kids shouldn't talk to strangers, then does that mean kindergartners shouldn't try to make friends with other kindergartners they don't know...? STRANGE, ISN'T IT???

[KoopieKid12]

@Mr64Marios I spelled wrong on purpose, I was quoting Ringo Starr :D

[SuperWierdo15]

Wats Miles Prower's address I wanna know ps miles prower is tails' real name

[KaraTheLionQueen]

Disaaaaaaster.

[thefrogga84]

1:03 untopable!!!

[KoopieKid12]

Why is there a phonebooth in the middle of that forest? XD

[camelpospisil]

Shut up Sonic you smartarse!!! Whats that little bro shit anyway???

[CaptainGanjaFiend]

If only chilidogs grew on trees....

[OmegaMkRS]

On the third one, right after Sonic said "That's no good", my brother, who was doing something else, said "Yes it is."

[LoganStickly22]

8:40 I watched this part at 2am XD

[Snoopylover97]

@ShadowtehHedgehog1 I think that he is saying that you shouldn't spend so much time watching tv and read more, but , it's ok to watch tv sometimes.

[ShadowtehHedgehog1]

you know what I don't understand in the first sonic sez he is telling us reading is great and that we should but he's telling this message on TV kindof ruins the point

[TechyWizard101]

I'm never gonna play sonic again. 0.o

[stockcar14]

wow

sonic is giving really gives good advice

yet he then kills a inoccent plumber in a death battle

sonic i just dont know you

[crazybonesarecool22]

4:32 lol the car

[thomasfan69]

01:03 - 01:27

Um... wth...

[Sonic63304]

oh shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttt

[DiegoAlanTorres]

02:53 masturbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig

[KoopieKid12]

Tails carn't spel :D

[Mr64Marios]

@KoopieKid12

so can't you

[beavisTV68]

awww sonic is a cutie! *hugs him* :)

[MileProwersFan]

Wow... That awkward moment of watching a Sonic Sez about Sleep, at 3 AM

[MileProwersFan]

1:40 Sonic is Phoenix Wright

[Makingsutube]

0:06 I hate reading

[ILOVEVHS]

F**k Urkel. Sonic is where it's at.

[raptorinator]

@ 2:54 don't be a fucking dick Sonic.

[legomotion836]

It's eggman!!!!!!

[smartcookie461]

"now if only chilidogs grew on trees..."

-___-'

[darnyoumicrosoft]

recorded with a ice cream sunbdae

[AeizzatToha]

You mean 'Robotnik', not Eggman!

[Dalek2314]

is it just me, or does sonic sound like steve urkel?

[TheMouseAvenger]

@Dalek2314 That's because they're portrayed by the same guy, Jaleel White. :-)

[brokenfunnybone12]

whats up wit that car in 4:29

[pokemonmaster1892]

Haha

[bluethewolf222]

4:06 WRYYYY

[21Movienerd]

4:50 But only Eggman cheated

5:27:Wow,Sonic needs help

5:45 So if a 50 year old man spilled something,he would ask his parents?

6:50 And yet later on,he says that cartoons don't get hurt

7:45 Umm,getting attacked by robots IS a emergency.Way to teach kids Sonic

7:51 And on top of that,WHY ISN'T NO ONE CALLING 911 FOR THAT HOUSE ON FIRE?!

9:41 Umm,when was there ever a phone booth in the middle of the frickin forest?

You see how wrong and hypocritical this show is?

[MONYARM1]

@21Movienerd STUPID 

[21Movienerd]

0:39 Tails says smoking is bad,and yet he STILL tries to smoke

1:43 Sonic says to not step into a stranger's car,yet HE'S in the car.

2:13 Sonic never said anything about wearing helmets,yet he does a spot check

2:39 But Sonic paints on a wall in the SS intro,and yet Sega makes Jet Set Radio

2:52 Sonic has never heard of patience.

3:20 He takes the medicence,yet he warns about stealing other people's medicene

3:46 So you are saying that $10 is easily $70

[daisyhinojosa23]

@21Movienerd 0:46 The robot only choked on it because he was dumb enough to swallow it

[AgentVamp]

wow! 1:10 They actually talk about perversion! This is PERFECT ADVICE!

[KuroKenji1989]

The children of today don't have Sonic's expert guidance.

[Quarnival]

TROLOLOLOL DIKE

[averumsson]

this is silly

[mew15845]

Did robotnic just say f&$@ing?

[thegamerfreak720]

l love the's last time l watched this was when l was 6 now l am 13

[Kangenshi]

7:52 So call 911 instead of talking or the house will burn down! XD

[MegaJamtube]

Did anyone notice he planted a branch?

[scatman891]

They didn't wear bike helmets lol

[highvoltage138]

how come he never learns how to write says

[Armidillodude]

I can't ignore how sonic has one weird eye with 2 pupils

[lamplight5]

2:45 tell other people not to graffiti,but why not spray a load of blue paint on it too?

[Phenenas]

1:04 "There's nothing more cool then being humped by someone you like!"

[BaileyIsSharing]

Books are awesome..

they take you to far away places...

they are cooler than cool...

too bad some people have trouble learning how to read

*STARES DIRECTLY AT YOU*

[codzzblackopzz]

i have 1 more lesson dont smoke and fly  drink and drive

[daisyhinojosa23]

TAILS SMOKED

[mattbru2]

2:20 care for your bike, but dont wear helmets

[catyeyes87]

@mattbru2 I noticed that, too.

[TwillightSparkle]

Thumbs up if you noticed the car crash at 4:29

[OVRFND]

Yeah, graffitis no good, but 10 years later sega will make not one, BUT TWO WAY PAST COOL GAMES REVOLVING AROUND IT!!!!! (jet grind radio and jet set radio future)

[tistifli]

sonic sez take sonics advis

[MrRikardoe]

No wounder our generation is fucked up

[WolvusMan]

5:26

"Now, If Only Chili Dogs, Grew On Tree-"

[AeizzatToha]

I love when Dr. Qwark slips on a banana peel and even Robotnik slips himself too!

[evilchao25]

Sonic, being mugged by robots IS an emergency... Kids, do not call 911 if you are being mugged

[evilchao25]

I like how tails is a magic person with spraypaint.

[dashyoshi377]

4:14 so its pertectly fine to kill robots

[GreenBlockland]

01:03

Did they seriously air that?

[MrSolidsonic]

@GreenBlockland Yes, yes they did.

[THEMONKEYSLAPPER2]

okay did any one else see what i saw at 2:23

[stickpeople14]

tails just got pwned!

[evilchao25]

1:04 is the BEST ONE!

[evilchao25]

Why is tails dumb, he is supposed to be a GENIUS.....

[west1132]

what the heck at about 4:28

[MrToast1100]

Has any one noticed Miles is a complete dumbass?

[TheScottishwolf]

this was probobly a good idea on papaer..... but the result was so horribly cheesy its hilarious XD

[arseface168]

Where has morals like these gone in todays world...It kinda makes me a bit sad really.

[NoahTheGoldFox]

@arseface168 but if someone had morals like that they

'd be bay

[TheMouseAvenger]

@arseface168 Yeah, me, too.... :-( They just don't make cartoons like this anymore! *wistful sigh*

[DennisMallen99]

After over 10 episodes, tails still doesnt learn. (its says not sez)

[FG10sAdventure]

3:40 seems legit

[hackensac]

@EpicReport

there's a million other people who did the same thing.

spread the word

[TheEverydayBanana]

Anyone else that expected to see this guy in generations?

[YoyoingPony]

1:13 It's your body, use it when you need it.

[robert42thebest]

Smoking if for dumbass he said?? LOOOL

[lkrauss100]

"art is waaay past cool tails,  but don't use a building as a canvas 'cause that's graffiti!"

[TheLarres]

im 15 years old, ive never grew up with sonic or something. i just saw this on a random youtube video. can somebody explain to me what this is?

[Period000]

This proves that mario is better than sonic

[allthatjawns]

I like how 90% of these make no sense. The inside of a dryer is like a giant hamster wheel inside a huge room? Surrounded by enemies isn't a real emergency? No one wins when you cheat, because you both miraculously arrive at the finish line at the same time? The too good to be true deal is $100, not $19.95? Sonic was in the car with his villains to teach tails about strangers? A good time to check your bike is when you're being chased by enemies? (Kills villain stylishly) "Dont play with guns!"

[01sonamy01leeklady]

Whoa.. I just learnt all of my life lessons in one go! :P

[FastHedgehogSonic]

sonic it isnt cool being naked!!!

[FastHedgehogSonic]

sonic is corny

[jonykakuyo]

0:43 the cigarette hurt him only coz he was retarded enough to swallow it

[Poppy6644]

@jonykakuyo LOL

[catyeyes87]

@jonykakuyo lol

[hackensac]

7:44

That's right kids

Don't call 911 if you're being attacked by people who wanna kill or kidnap you

only call for important things

like if the cable goes out

and you can't watch the adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

That's when it's important

[EpicReport]

@hackensac funnier when I heard The Nostalgia Critic say it

[sfisher45]

@hackensac nostalgia critic? awesome!

[CODHelperpro]

at the bike thing. WHY DIDNT THEY USE A HELMET?!

[NinjaxShadowXx]

I was touched. I told my teacher she laughed. I told a police officer and my parents were put in jail. I went from foster home to foster home until I was an adult thanks to Sonic...

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

Since I saw the series, I am constantly saying

"Thats, noooo gooood."

[majypook13]

sonic sez dont spell says like sez

[Kaijen1]

Ain't tails like 6?

why did he try to smoke?

[kt407061965]

u know if they showed these to kids in DARE maby they will lisen tumbs up if agree

[Mercy852]

@qwee135 i read your first comment(i don't know what is the name.Sorry)that you working hard.So when i watch your video,i think it was the best.

[LOLBisonStudios]

1:34 pedafile alert!!!!!! tails is like, derrrr! lets go with even though ill probably get raped or something...

[Wulf064]

Okay sound advice for kids. But if Sonic was around tails might turned out a little badass lol.

[Nowayhosi]

NO WONDER EVERYONE MAKES YTP OUT OF THIS.

cause it's SO gay.

[SonicTheHEVHog]

Ya...books can take you to faraway lands...BUT!!!!! NAILING AMY AND STOP REJECTING HER WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA...seriously sonic....just because tail's girlfriend died does not mean yours has to!!!!!!!!!!!

[wes6ify]

robots cant have headaches

[cool2dude45]

whose uses a pay phone anymore?

[1Sebas9]

BOOKS = FAIL

[KerryKoopa26]

hold down 9

sonic slaps tails

[tailsfan123100]

Sonic is ugly but tails is cute

[FRY356FRY]

NO GOODDDDD

[michaelpau100]

I wish chili-dogs grew on trees.

[MegaWolfman1989]

If the whole world listen to what sonic says it wouldn't be a shit hole, wonder what sonic would make of wars n such?

[qwrfg]

this seems like some kids show holy crap was i soo wrong xD

[MintoStar101]

"GIMMIE MY SMOKES"

XD

[Hockekidd8]

Is it me or does sonic Sound like Steve Earcle !!!

[catyeyes87]

@Hockekidd8 Yeah. Jaleel White, the actor who played Steve Urkel, also was the voice of Sonic.

[bobo225884]

"wooooouuu little bro, that smoke will make you choke"

[YoYoKirby1]

00:33 He's right y'know, Robots can smoke without any consequences because They don't have lungs!

The more you know

[MentosMan727]

What if you're gangraped by your parents, a teacher, and a cop? Then what do you do, Sonic? See, you don't have all the answers. Besides, Mario kicked your ass from Tokyo to New York City. I heard you're homeless now. Sucks for you. Jerk.

[BOXMAN0360]

00:32-00:57 I show this Sonic Se to all my friends that smoke so they don't choke on a cigarette like a dumbot.

[FatCat8900]

4:08 what and a fleabag farts???? thats what he said???? and in oregon some girl got hit by a tractor while listening to music :( weird

[princesofdarkness29]

when they were riding bikes they didn't have helmets on. just thought i'd point that out.

[kingofthering24]

I never smoked because Sonic says it isn't cool :)

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 lol i never smoked cause im allergic to it O.o

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 Well, there is Sonic saying it...and my asthma would kick my ass.

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 yeah i get asthma when i have smoke around too and ur right sonic aswell im a sonic fan but used to be a mario nerd XP

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 Gotta be honest, I was never a huge Mario fan, but that's just me

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 yea i got my first sonic game in 2011 (and i even knew about him b4 but not a fan) then i started playing it now im sonic addicted (it was sonic unleashed ;)

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 my first Sonic game was, infact. Sonic the Hedgehog. I had all the comics, games, etc.

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 and i meant to say 2010 ive been sonic fan for 1 year and mario fan for 3 years i think?

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 coolio

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 i still play mario but rarely do :P

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 I never really did play many mario games.

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 ive only played 4 mario games and ive played 7 sonic games (unless you count every game in the one game tht has like 7) so i have (or have played) 14 sonic games! O_O

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 lol, yeah...Sonic is a blast

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 total agreement whos ur fav character random question my 1st fav is Blaze 2nd is Sonic 3rd shadow 4th is actully tikal for me

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 Shadow and Sonic are tied for first, Knuckles is second, Rouge is third and Omega is 4th.

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 i like all those characters! Omega i find kinda awkward but i managed to place him in my heart ;)

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 I liked Omega because he's the only real friend of Shadows, says Shadow.

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 well technically maria too but who cares about maria now days right XD jkjkjk

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 She's dead though o.O Can she still count?

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 yep she can :)

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 I didn't know this

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 didnt know what that maria could still count?

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 Yeah, I always thought being dead put a damper on friendships.

[RVesel376]

@kingofthering24 well it techinally can if you want it to lol

[kingofthering24]

@RVesel376 oh I see :P

[AlanWarpZone]

00:32 Sonic: Somiking is bad for you

Bender would say...: No it's not is vital! Also druking, cause I'm a fuckin robot from the year 3000 (from Futurama)

[derick1259]

4:06 "We will flatten that fleabag fucks!"

[GalaxyMario242]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011

[9Rachel91]

"I'M WAAAAAITIINNNGG!!!"

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

I wish SEGA would still make Sonic say, "Way past cool!"

[TheXxxprotogirlxxx]

01:00 ....wth?

[iAreAless]

sonic, the psa aperently ._.

[iAreAless]

this was on disney i wonder what kids did ._.

[ogglebob1]

Why can't tails spell?

[MusicLady381]

2:12

They're not wearing helmets 0_0

[jupiterfive]

Why the hell did he paint a toe? Or is it a thumb?

[BoboTurbo1]

03:56 If it sounds to good to be truth may be fuck

[BoboTurbo1]

Yeah Kids can run to speed of light

[TheChococat2]

Sorry, I Spelled Seriously Wrong.

[TheChococat2]

Ever notice that Sonic sort of has ONE HUGE EYEBALL WITH TWO Pupils? SIRIOUSLY SEGA!

[ViperBloo]

On the short where sonic says touching is no good. I don't get it. You let Princess Elise and Amy touch you anywhere.

[chaser51234]

sonic sez was my parent

[hitokage195]

I feel so bad for laughing at this.