Advice For Young Girls From Snow White

[TheMangyAngel]

Can we have more of these? These are fantastic!

[BlurredPianoPlayer]

"Remember girls, a bed's a bed. You dont need to know who's it is to sleep in it." Tell that to my mom, see what happens.

[nezzziel]

Ugliest Princess ever. 

[yupyupnopenope]

TIna fey

[CosplayCore]

"You know you've made it as the prettiest person when every (GIRL) around you wants to kill you.". Lol Sorry. Had to correct that one, Snow. :'D I lol'd at this, by the way! Especially about her not settling for one of the dwarfs... lol There was a LOT of truth in this video. xD 'Cept for Dopey being a pot-head, I think. lol I don't even think he knew what drugs were. lol But there IS something off-balance in his brain somewhere, so hes a little slow. But that just makes him more loveable. :)

[tdejoy4]

dont ever eat fruit, that shit is soo bad for you lol

[seecatdance]

this goes against everything I stand for, but I LOVE IT LOL!!!

[Luffy0123456789]

This girl's voice is perfect with what she says.

[NeloAngelo33]

I lol'd at the fruit part.

[TeamChanning]

I want more princesses for this series! Its sooo funny!

[yellowwings86]

Um not very fair skin... haha

[Artimas131855]

lol "Guys arn't supposed to be short, thats funny!" lmbo! XD

[TheMuffinChef]

Do one about Tiana please.

"You don't need drive, determination, or goals to succeed in life! All you need is a man to take care of all of your problems! Pleasing men is more important than believing in yourself."

[LeB4eVeR1943]

I'm glad this girl has her priorities straight

[ProudOfBrokenGlass]

sleeves up, sleeves down, sleeves up, sleeves down.

[hero1112007]

this is stupid and i dont like you and umm......what about the good things,bitch?

[karkkiliininam]

@hero1112007 Grow the fuck up and chill the fuck down.

[HelloItsRae]

i was having a fruit smoothie, then she said dont eat fruits, so i must listen to her for she belongs to disney and disney will kill you if you dont listen to it

[DrAleem]

MORE PLEASEE LOVE DISNEYYYYY

[waldo899cp]

i was going to subsvribe but it said 'subscribe now'IM SORRY BUT I JUST FORGOT

[ichikish]

When I first saw Snow White, it took me forever to eat an apple. Seriously.

[sirloin869]

she's kinda blakkk, so it all makes sense...

still waiting on the zombie apokolypse

[mollysangelique]

we wear it at carnaval those dresses peter pann outfit should fits you good as i,m tinkerbell ik beloofde jou ik kom i do cause what i prommise i do pc addicted peter grapje,even,wat,eten,halen,zo,­back,deae beloved

[granolanutpunch]

Awesome!

[JodeehDarls99]

this is good advice for children to get raped

[FatDuckz]

@JodeehDarls99 Yes -__- that is the joke correlated with this video..

[attaggee]

am i the only one thinking that this was an intro to some weird midget snow white gangbang movie?

[AraigneeWolf]

Invite in rabid animals to help you! They can do things like lick plates lol

[RockMegaBarbie]

Dopey is a pothead, and a big dumbass lmfao

[h00dtween]

Omfg so tru

[Kinasei]

I want more of these.

[BeeblesTV]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again.

[thalunizz21]

make more of these

[LadyBria1996]

Is that music in the background from Alice: Madness Returns? I think so :D

[Teatroliceo]

Please, PLEASE make more of these, they are so fucking true, I want to show them to every preteen girl I know.

[NixelPixel]

cook clean men

[ZealousEllis92]

am i the only one who finds it entertaining to continually press 3?

[krazyknoxy]

She reminds me of Lauren Lopez :)

[bbaasje]

it's easy if they harass you, you just toss them away

[raelonewolf]

When is she gonna do a new one?

[surferdude3451]

this is not funny. And oh yes,to little girls out there "Don't ever watch this video because THIS shit is so bad for you." Trust me,its not hilarious.

[troglodyto]

@surferdude3451 of course it's not good advice... it's satire.

[Phielike]

her skin is not snow-white

[chrispan991]

her sleeves piss me off.

[potterismylife98]

@TheSeondCityNetwork can you do a twilight one?

[HeartBDoctor]

Fruit IS bad for you if you consider how muich of it has so much pesticide on it. Also, always shake banana bunches because they sometimes have spiders in them. IT'S TRUE!

[GeorgiaisEmofly99]

she sounds SO blonde....

I am blonde...

that shit is so bad 4 u...

SO TRUE!

[adrianarmesto]

You look like a skinny Tina Fey! Hahaha :P

[1disneyobsessed]

This is so retarded. Not funny at all

[thepulpsatire]

FLAPP

[princepeterwolf]

OMG...way to funny...and I LOVE snow white, but this was really really funny

[daymyth]

God I love these series...

[Brulluhman]

Yeah.. woman are good in cleaning. From young age man are less worried about dirt. Man don't care.

[ConstantCrisis]

WHITEST

[KVonnegut]

311 people aren't letting how cute she is interfere with their opinion about this video

[ShadowHeartsFlight07]

"I love mirrors SO much I even let other people watch me through them" the line that really got me XD

[tiger41415]

Dont forget "If you eat something given to you by a stranger, and wake up after a deep sleep to find a man on top of you and kissing you. marry him."

[ILOVEMILLY143]

Fair, fair, FAIREST; white, white, WHITEST.

[smartfreak97]

what the hell happend to youtube? oh this is not baout the video

[TheGiverOfDarkness22]

Older women when their ugly their very trustworthy But when their pretty watch out their evil"  Lolll

"Cook, Clean, men..." lol

"Remember girls a beds a bed you dont need to know whose it is to sleep in it" lOL

If you need to clean a kitchen invite in-rabid animals to help you. they can do things like clean plates" Lol

Its important to be fair, you have to be the fairest, if you go outside to get a little sun stop it you need to be fair. far fair fairest white white whitest" LOL

[papercandles]

LOL

[aguynamedwill]

this is the funniest shit i've seen in ages. every single sentence belongs on bombtips.com! this shit is genius! hahaha

[Infernogodofwitch]

Lol! Tina2dicks!!! Haha ur fucken funny hahah!! :D

[lukethegreat101]

cooking, cleaning, men...yup

[sapph920]

@tina2dicks

what the hell is your fuckin problem??

[wacotaco612]

"guys arent suppose to be short...its funny!!!!!"

[randy1derful]

I don't want to shake up the freshness of my cothes Mr. Ad.

[Bee22553]

"stop it, you need to be FAIR,"

[dybkaane]

i live with 7 men and it is totally plutonic lol

[DrBobAkaMe]

Oh gosh I love it!!! I always knew growing up that Disney had very twisted ideas they were plotting in kids heads... =P

[theawesomewoman]

You know you've made it when everyone wants to kill you

[xxThroughThePainxx]

@Merrymouseis13 ok. so no head and no legs? a. how will he know where i am, and b. how the fuck will he get up the stairs? think logically.

[Vampirech1ck]

you guys are ganna do jasmine right?!?

[MsMiker1]

i wont subscribe because im a short man :(

[ThePrettyPrinzezz]

Is This Not Belle??

[20Vixen14]

@ThePrettyPrinzezz Snow White. Belle is from the beauty and the beast

[ThePrettyPrinzezz]

@20Vixen14 Ohhh Whoopsies :/

[Salfa46]

She is my idol. Thumbs up if you agree.

[The01kic]

PLEASE MAKE MORE!

[LiveAndBreatheBallet]

Dopey is a pothead.. and a big dumbass!

Hahahahah that killed me.

[scoundrel5555]

i don't find this very funny to be honest. sorry.

[dagnytheartist]

@scoundrel5555 Thanks for not bashing this video because you didn't find it funny. I'm not being sarcastic, you posted the least offensive "dislike" comment about a video I've ever seen. :)

[scoundrel5555]

@dagnytheartist hahaha thanks, yeah i mean i'm not gonna hate 'cos i don't find it funny, it's just not my sense of humor that's all.

[Popanator2010]

Guys aren't supposed to be short, that's funny! LOL

[WhyHelloMyLoves]

"I live with seven men; it's totally platonic." *knowing look*

[Remmyrulez]

@XxMewMewzxX guess what? I never repost any type of chain mails and I'm still alive, so STOP THE CHAINMAI!!!!!

[potterfanforlife]

@XxMewMewzxX do you have something better to do then post chain letters what are you 12

[mellamollama913]

@XxMewMewzxX Son is dead, don't know what happened=check his e-mail. Totally makes sense

[Sable1991]

The pretty old people one may be true considering the crazy hollywood chicks and botox.

[XxcarlytacoxX]

When I have children, I am showing them these.

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

She's not even that white.

[Miakia400]

Invite in rabid animals to help you AWWW I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

[DaMadcow24]

'remember girls a beds a bed, you dont need to know whos it is too sleep in it'

[shnookems]

You know you've made it as the prettiest person when everyone around you wants to kill you.

[SemiLesbo]

Need moar.

[The01kic]

where are more of these?

[UnitedWeFallTogether]

D:

[atwood991]

i find this comical lady very attractive

[DefenderofRoses]

this girl is awesome.lol

[ineedtheatretolive]

i think that its funny how the costume keeps getting slightly alteres throughout the video

[GraceHenryX10]

@ineedtheatretolive And her hair xp

[kawaiiwarrior]

Gee, people. It's a joke. Don't take YouTube videos so seriously.

[Crimsanity]

Kind of reminds me of Sarah Palin...

[lmfpmj]

I love this series! I really hope they make more!

[woodstock767]

I'll take your advice, "don't ever eat fruit, that shit is so bad for you."

[ItsLehcar]

@fionahotstuff64 she's an actress, it doesn't matter what she looks like. she doesn't have to be gorgeous to make a skit. and she isn't ugly. you may not think she's attractive, but she's far from ugly.

[LuckyStarAlice13]

"You know you've made it as the prettiest person, when everyone around you wants to kill you."

In that case, I don't ever wan't to be the prettiest person.

[blackemostar85]

Ahahahahahah!!! Don't ever eat fruit. That shit is so bad for you.

[BatliciousBatgirl]

Your giving advice to young girls? YOU LIVED WITH 7 FREAKIN DWARFS!!! Whata rolemodel!!! SLUT!

[gothgryx]

LOL

[Canarydoll]

Please make more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[JAMbannana]

Whats with the fruit thing I don't get that part

[SimpleOV3RDR1V3]

@JAMbannana youve never seen snow white?

[JAMbannana]

@SimpleOV3RDR1V3 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH I JUST GOT IT NOW THE POISON APPLE HA HA I'M A STUPID BITCH. JK but seriously.

[RavenxWolff]

I will now go out into the wilderness to apply this knowledge I have just learned.

[brittanygeenalevine]

fair fair fairest white white whitest.

[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

mommy? Why does Snow white look like Belle? =w=''

[AcousticUplift]

Fantastic. Show this to all the little girls out there. Get there feminist sensibilities working early ;-)

[MyOhNoes]

"a bed's a bed. you dont need to know whose it is to sleep in it" LOL

[katinaanimator]

I always thought Dopey had Down's Syndrome.

[believiny0urself]

LOL

the dwarves were gay. they all live with each other; no other dwarf women. their jobs are to find jewels. yeah. again, the dwarves were gay.

[olmandelusional]

okay old lady trying to look young and far worse a princess, expecially snow white"one of the best looking" and with your trashy potty mouth. Woman are going to click your clip for there kids, and then there children will have to be subject to hearing advice from a young girl who apparently wasn't loved enough by her father, mother, and probably was just used up as a teenager by all the men she truely thought would love her. i know you think it is cute and probably get excit

[marietaka]

@olmandelusional trollolololol

[poempoorlywritten3]

@olmandelusional is English your second language?

[EmpyreanFalling]

@olmandelusional

you are insane. get help.

[LiesieM]

"Don't ever eat fruit. That shit is so bad for you."

[leahheibult]

Guys aren't supposed to be short! That's funny!

[MonkeyxGirlx0]

if you go outside and get a little sun... stop it. you need to be fair. fair fair fairest, white white whitest.

[ProfessorsApprentice]

Anyone else notice her dress change halfway through the video?

[Menelorn]

Still waiting for the rest of the Princess set... Aurora from Sleeping Beauty, Jasmine from Aladdin, and Cinderella. Don't stop now!

[annemette1989]

@Menelorn Agreed..! :)

[Liyht]

I wish they made more of these.

[ballerinagirl1001]

Why can't people give kids any credit?! Children young enough to believe this won't be using the internet or, if they are, they won't be old enough to even follow its advice. It's supposed to be FUNNY, guys.

[Madelineilish]

Dopey is a pothead AND a big dumbass. *smile*

ahhahaha oh god

[vandama0mossadegh]

Fair, fair, fair... white, white, whitest!

[mermaidlovermermaid]

please make a jasmine video

and sleeping beauty

and possibly rapuzel and the princess from the princess and the frog :D

[MissBooguesswho]

Makee moree!

[Liyht]

Dopey is a pothead and a big dumbass. *smile*

[nddlj]

Why is it a "cartoon princess" just put Disney princess since they're all Disney princesses that she's parodying.

[xXDenniDeLucaXx]

Lol I know the song at the very end.

[yaoibanana]

omg is she for real???

lmao

[chinesechick18]

The only thing funnier than this video is the troll who thinks that little kids are going to watch this video and take it seriously.

[specialjoelle]

thumbs up for princesses promoting scurvy!

[crazycousins97]

Snow White is about to eat a poisoned apple her evil witch stepmother gave to her.

This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.

[jdogthecat]

@crazycousins97 lol "What, what, what are you doing? Don't you eat that suspicious apple an old lady gave you."

[1nukeduke]

To the critics: For the final time, my issue is not what otherschooset to watch. MY ISSUE IS THE MISREPRESENTATION OF THE VIDEO AS ADVICE TO KIDS. My children did watch Disney. They are highly successful: a young mother of the year in her state, a computer specialist, an oral surgeon, an MBA and a mother excelling in raising some of the future of America. They did not develop their success habits by being fed garbage from the trash can while watching moral poison on the internet.

[elektraeriseros]

@1nukeduke

...you do realize that this is all one big spoof right? Nothing to be taken seriously....

[xXDenniDeLucaXx]

@1nukeduke What the fuck is you problem? Don't you realise it's SARCASM? It's meant to be FUNNY.

[MyOhNoes]

@1nukeduke Obviously your children have more brains than you then, huh? Learn humour and sarcasm you stupid bitch.

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[4unending7joy]

so dumb, but funny! dont ever eat fruit, that sh*t is so bad 4 U!!!

[beckypooo]

she's a stupid bettttchhhh

[raver2be]

@beckypooo I think she needs a sassy gay friend.

[nayners]

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[Ionilas]

What the hell are people doing looking up "advice from a cartoon princess" to get their underwear in such a knot when they find out it's a crack on how Disney failed to twist old fairy tale morals?

[infectiousfeeling]

When will more of these be coming out?

We need a Jasmine one. Or a Sleeping Beauty.

[thegirlnextdoor89]

hate disney

[thegirlnextdoor89]

fucking hate disney



[1nukeduke]

JillyJube: You have outdone yourself in reading my feelings. The problem is that ADULT VIDEOS SHOULD BE LABELED AS AS SUCH and not labeled as advice to young girls. I respect your right to choose what you watch. Please, however don't fool anyone else. I will be passing along to people of similar values to mine to avoid any Second City production.

[rhenfield]

@1nukeduke I think that most young girls are smarter than you and get that THIS IS SATIRE. If you were "fooled" by something titled "Advice From A Cartoon Princess" you forfeit your right to internet access. Perhaps you and your cult of similar values should go outside and wait for the rapture.

[sumadre101]

@1nukeduke Lol, how stupid do you think children are?....wait, don't answer that

[OliviaLove27]

please make more of these videos. hillarious!



[mobers11]

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