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  • So when Batman and Chuck Norris meet, that'll be the end of the universe?

  • @barkercontact Yup basically.

  • in other words"IM BATMAN!"

  • He has 2 superpowers.

    1. Batglare

    2. Being Batman

  • Your argument is invalid if it's againts Batman

  • he has the power of Batman

  • guys really lol they are just fictional characters lol calm down and stop arguing.

  • @mrsoldlady42 I know right? I almost never read the comments because people take these characters so seriously. I mean to the extreme. There were two guys arguing about how strong the Hulk is. One was dead set on his base strength being unlimited while the other swore it was based off his anger. lol I mean these guys took up 4 comment pages debating this issue. It was stupid, it was like arguing if wonder womens stars on her panties are 3 inches or 2. lol

  • Dear b7r7u7c7e,

    The stars are closer to an inch and a half with extra space.  Just saying.

    Actually, I really have no idea, but you bring up a point of people taking "fiction" too seriously, like Twilight (I'm Team Buffy =3 ).

  • They didn't gave Batman superpowers because they didn't wanted crime to be completly stopped right at the first episode, in the first minute.

  • @olivierlar that makes so much sense it's frightening... only a fraction as frightening as batman... boo yah...

  • thats why hes the best. for having no superpowers.

  • Batman has every super power he just doesn't use them or talk about them because he doesn't need too. He's that powerful.

  • Star Wolf: Can't let you do that, Bat Man

    Bat Man: I'm doing it.

    Star Wolf: *Poker Face*

  • Batman: "I'm taking the shuttle....inless you wanna try and stop me."

    J'oon: ".....No."

    Batman: "That's right bitch."

  • Yeah, yeah, Superman can fly and Flash can move faster than light but when Batman ain't Batman he's BILLIONARE Bruce Wayne. This guy shits gold nuggets the size of twinkes and wipes his ass with twenties. Hell this guy makes Rockefeller look like the guy begging for pocket change at the 7Eleven. Really which hero would you pick to be? The reporter who probably spends more money repairing his costum than on his house or the guy who can BUY his way into Heaven?

  • @drnogood59 Geez money isent everthing. Tony Starks is richer then Wayne and although hes in the Marvel Universe the reason I would want to be like Toney is because his suit makes him almost equal to a super hero with powers. And unlike Bruce enjoys his wealth. Bruce Wayne could care less about his wealth. Its real purpose to him to supply his weapons and armor. People forget that Bruce Wayne is the "mask" the fake image. While Batman is the true identity. Ironman has no disguise. Everyone knows

  • @b7r7u7c7e wayne is significantly richer then stark, wayne enterprises encompasses and consist of everything Stark produces and a hell of a lot more. And the batman beyond suit which is part o this continuum contains superhuman enhancement.

  • @natesdevices yeah but the Beyond suit is in the future, yet Stark made a better suit in the present.

  • @arewarne93 doesn't matter, the suit was 20 years old by the time terry started using it and the only reason it was invented was so that batman could cope with his age. Its been speculated that batman had the design for a huge portion of his original suit wearing days, he just didn't feel the need to build it. Also, batman has an electrical disruptor gun, one shot iron man is down for the count.

  • @natesdevices and Iron Man has a repulsor. With one shot, Batman is dead :D

  • @arewarne93 yeah but batman has shown how he can dodge, deflect, counter, or simply shoot first. i still think batman wins.

  • @natesdevices Okay, you win. I'm done.

  • @arewarne93 if you each the show as much as i do you would see that all the time. Also, when you put a guy as cocky as toy with a guy as focused as batman i think it becomes apparent who will be going for the take down.

  • Dear b7r7u7c7e

    Very true. Some people believe Bruce Wayne "died" the same night his parents did.

  • Get the FUCK outta Batman's way XD

  • i'm batman fan since i can think and he does the same work like superman and manhunter with out superpowers

    batman is the only and really superhero

  • @andreasschoedl lolno. To the last sentence I mean. There's lots of real super heroes.

  • Being Batman is a superpower

  • @KMSigler Oh okay. Good to know. I was thinking it might have been a typo which might lead someone to think Martian Manhunter had something to do with cattle.

  • I think on some level they are afraid of him because they all can do what they do because of powers, but he does what he does because of a lot of hard freaking discipline, concentration and patience.

  • J´onn is really one of the most powerful heros of the league ?

    Hummm... he IS powerful, but "one of the most". All hero with a super power is powerful. Except Batman, he is the MOST POWERFUL HERO EVER. And he has no superpowers.

    D:

  • @MrRomanrin powerful? maybe financially but no really. best hero? yes by far.

  • @Kilox1000 well, that was what I was talking about.

    ;)

  • Im taking the shuttle, or should i get the matches?

  • @KMSigler Cowed?

  • @D3ADP00LWAD3 Cowed- backing down, frightened of the consequences. Think of a lesser member in a pack of dogs, backing down from the alpha male. That's cowed lol

  • To be quite honest, it wasn't that J'onn was cowed- he didn't "want" to try and stop him. In all honesty he probably could have if he were willing to- but he felt it was unnecessary to force the issue lol.

    But bats is still badass

  • @KMSigler batman was the only reason anyone watched this show lol

  • @KMSigler batman carries kryptonite around with him in case superman goes rogue. i'm pretty sure he could handle the guys who's weakness is fire

  • @Leviathan2100 He doesnt carry a flamethrower on his wrist. Most likely he has an exploding batarang, but at that distance, he'd just harm himself.

  • Batman kicked Chuck Norris' ass!

  • don't forget the super power of "get all the girls he wants"

  • totaly owned

  • j'onn: your the only one that doesnt have superpowers.

    batman: Im batman....

    j'onn: i know but you dont have any......

    batman: fuck you, i have a billion dollars.

    j'onn: thats not a superpow........

    batman: i fucked talia, harley and catwomen.

    j'onn: DAMN!

  • @manz92

    LOL! That's a total win in my book. XD

  • No superpowers?I think he should look at Batmans belt and say that again.

  • I seriously doubt you have 8468 more of these things.

  • @soberchimera61 He doesn't HAVE that many, but that many exist, easily.

  • Batman has the power of being better than you. That's all he needs.

  • batman is the chuck norris of the DC universe

  • @MasterMindGMT WRONG!!!! Chuck Norris is the batman of our universe. Remember Batman always come first

  • No, Manhunter, you are wrong! Batman has the power of FEAR!!

  • Batman: Im taking the shuttle, unless you want to try and stop me

    J"onn...yeah.

    Batman:What?

    J'onn:Just kidding.

  • J'onn is the most useless peace of crap on the show despite all his amazing powers. He just gets hit once and passes out, or tries to do something telepathic and passes out. lol

  • the alien read batman's mind. That is why he said no... :)

  • while everyone is getting their asses kicked by a giant robot batman will be the only one smart enough to find the red button on its back that shuts if off

  • Where are cases 1-8468? Please, I have a friend who insists Spiderman is better and I want to show him proof of how wrong he is.

  • @TraineeHero Spiderman is a teenager who learns on the fly, with little or no strategic planning. Batman is a detective first, hero second. If he wasn't an intellectual genius and a master planner, he'd be dead by now.

    I guess it's what you prefer - somebody who got his superhero powers by accident, and figures out how to be a hero as it happens, or somebody who doesn't have super powers, but makes up for it with his brains. Nothing wrong with either choice, but I go with Bats.

  • Batman doesnt need superpowers. Superpowers NEED Batman.

  • Ok I have one thing to say. I am totally pro Batman, but why is it that Batman never dies, but Superman dies all the time. Seriously WTF? he's supposed to be invinciable. And another thing, where the heck does all this kryptonite come from? Isn't it supposed to come from His DEAD home planet? That's all.

  • @Coolz256 Batman has died. Read the comics.

  • @jang270467149o

    Yeah but he came back, in one of the most convoluted storylines in recent comic memory. Besides, with the whole relaunch and all, Bruce is Batman once again, with Damien (ugh) as the new Robin.

  • @Lalumpkin88 F that damien is a little bad arse!!

  • @Coolz256 Their showing how far a NORMAL human can go w/ hard work n dedication. He fights w/o powers so hes extremely vulnerable yet he knows this so he does his best to avoid them. Supes is fuckin Invulnerable hence the reason he doesnt really need to think about gettin hurt hence his WIDE openings to kryptonite. and the amount of kryptonite? idk lmao

  • batman is the only example of a superhero who fights evils without mutation or special powers..

    and he's sooooooooooooooo good at it..

  • @hip0hopper Actually, The Phantom, Tarzan, Zorro...Out of those I think Tarzan and Phantom could have more than a chance against Batman.

  • I think in that mew comic novel. Sup and louis has a kid and gives him to batman to train. Something bout bout sups power and batmans brains. Now that would be one unstopable guy.

  • @driftingsenko Now that's a scary thought! A kid with Superman's powers and trained by Batman?!

    Fuck, tell the other superheroes to retire. They aren't needed anymore.

  • Batman has superpowers! The Batglare, and Pure Awesomeness!

  • even people that have powers cant stand up 2 batman

    not even darkseid could kill him

    another thing if batman had superpowers there wouldnt be any evil....PERIOD!

    do you know why batman cant be killed?its cause even death is afraid of the BAT!!

  • @GlasgloClown

    HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN! xD

  • @GlasgloClown Haha, :DDD

  • @GlasgloClown lol XD but Darkseid killed him in the comics..... And then he came back.... Yes...

  • @DarknessMaster55 yeah, but you should read

    Superman Batman - Supergirl

    (in which the Superman Batman - Apocalypse movie is based)

    cause in that comic, batman humilliates Darkseid

  • @TheLastArkham I've seen and in Justice League Unlimited he was free falling and was calm as ever. That man is amazing.

  • Batman puts the team on his back.

  • Silly J'onn Batman is a goddamn superpower!

  • Batman is such a badass

  • But batman does have a superpower - the power of authority!

  • @Rainb0wWarri0r oh please, batman's power is that he is batman. end of story.

  • I am not 100% on this but doesnt batman have a plan to take out each hero in case they go rogue?

  • @Blasted2Oblivion yes, thats why batman is the most dangerous and feared man on the dc universe, even darkside pee his panties in front of batman, and im not even joking

  • @Blasted2Oblivion

    JLA: Tower of Babel. His files are stolen and each member of the league is taken down using Batman's notes. Classic.

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  • @TheNaturalAC And they are making an adaption of it into an animated movie called Justice League: Doom

  • @Blasted2Oblivion yep, he has several for each of them

  • It's the intimidation factor. With that Kevin Conroy voice, Batman is one scary dude, and Martian Manhunter doesn't want to test the Dark Knight. Yeah, he's immensely powerful, and could likely take down Batman with little effort. However, the fact is, if Batman has his mind set on something, he's going to find a way to make it happen, and J'onn does not want to oppose him when he is in that mindset. Plus, how many times is Batman wrong when it comes to investigative work?

  • superman's powers with batmans knowledge skill and devotion = bad ass

  • Good luck if he wanted to try to stop Batman, Batman knows everyone's weakness and is always prepared!

  • Batman vulnerable?... Pff... right

  • @solanoguz Batman< Cant breath in space, and there are about a million ways in less than a quarter second somebody could knock him into orbit.

  • @DarPower1 Batman is the smartest, the most charismatic, he has defeated superpowerful enemiges against all odds AND he's the leader of the Justice League. The martian needs to check himself before he wreck himself

  • @solanoguz Batman maybe smart. But thats only in terms of technique and technology. He has defeated super power enemies, generally in stupid ways because the writers were fans of Batman. This however didnt stop when Batman got captured by Zod's people, Batman couldnt do shit in Doomsday, couldnt hurt a fly in in about any other book or episode that wasnt specifically about him. Hes only good when the writers say so.

  • @solanoguz Hes just barely the leader of the Justice League. he makes the plans and tells people where to go, but most Superheroes in JLU didnt really respect him for who he was, just that hes Batman, the leader. They all thought they could kick his ass with their powers. Batman could say 'go there', but if somebody like Superman (who in the intro stands in front for a reason) told the entire league otherwise. Though Bats would be mad, the league always followed Superman. So Martian got balls.

  • @solanoguz Also the fact that Martian is looking out for Bats kinda proves my point that a lot of people on the team think they're better than Batman or simply feel naturally superior . Nobody however thinks they could whale on Superman, Wonder Woman or Green Lantern, thats for sure.

  • Shutup Martian.

  • If batman had super powers the world wouldnt need a justice league or other heroes.

  • @MasterChief07 Nah; whenever Batman gets superpowers, it tends to go to his head.

  • @MasterChief07 You're kidding right? Superpowers would just slow bats down.

  • @MasterChief07 well said

  • @MasterChief07 Hell, if Batman was willing to kill we'd have a perfect Earth. In fact that's what happened on a parallel Earth where Batman decided to kill all the villains in the world. And then did it, because he's Batman.

  • @MasterChief07 Damn right. The only reason there's still crime in Gotham city is because Batman can only punch a finite number of bad guys at once.

  • @MasterChief07

    my power set for batman:

    enhanced strength, enhanced speed, enhanced hearing (able to use like daredevil but unlike him can control how sensitive his ears are) night vision, flight, and wall crawling

  • @MasterChief07 Theres is a Superman/Batman Graphic Novel ( I cant remember the title)...Superman's power transfers to Batman...leaving Superman human. Batman begins to go all over the globe, fixing every problem and becomes intoxicated and obsessed with the power. He almost kills Nightwing in the process plus the entire JLA try and take him down(Batman). It's a good story.

  • @Ben1977820 i think that was called finest worlds.

  • @MasterChief07 There's a graphic novel-Superman/Batman ( I can't remember the title of it) Superman has all his powers transfered to Batman, leaving Superman human. So Batman has all these powers and begins to go all over the globe fixing every problem to where he becomes intoxicated and obsessed with having Superman's power. Nightwing interviens and Batman almost ends up killing him. The JLA try and take him down as well...Its a good story.

  • ".... Nope."

  • of course he doesnt have super powers, the universe needs its balance

  • Aaaaaaaaaah! Manhunter! Get some pants! That's it I'm goin back to Young Justice

  • J'onn Said it wrong. Batman is the only on that doesn't NEED SUPER POWERS!!!

  • @HDY3480 HELLZ YEA !!!!

  • @HDY3480 What about the Batglare?

  • J'onn-: You know, I think I'll call that bluff.

    Batman: Shit. I'll be good.

  • Like someone can get through Batman with pitty talks and pitiful display of super powers. HE IS BATMAN BITCH! U cant talk Batman down!!!

  • batman's more like super brains

  • LIKE A BAWS

  • honesly i think his real power is his dam brain

  • I'M BATMAN MOTHAFUCKA!!!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • OMG. My fave characters (J'onn J'onnz and Batsy) doing what they do best.

    I LOVE THIS CLIP!

  • All you have to do against Marvin the Martian is just call Bugs Bunny.

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  • Guy you should read the new 52 Justice League #1 and Justice League #2 so you can see who's the top dog now and forever. LOL

  • If Superman is the world's greatest Boyscout, why is it Batman who always comes prepared?

    (Not becoming part of the argument, just saying)

  • @beastchicky Because the writers know otherwise he doesn't stand a chance.

  • By the way Batman dick riders. This video isn't about how cool Batman is but what a great team mate The Martian Manhunter is.

  • @Akkatlah I don't dosagree with you about J'onn. But still, Batman is a great superhero and this clip shows it. Even though he should rest he is still working hard.

  • @Akkatlah oh, you know what else? HE'S BATMAN!!!!

  • @TenteixSaigo "And even Superman feels the touch of fear. But fear is not a conquering thing to him. He knows the power of fear is a lie. He knows that fear can triumph only when the will is weak. And he has strength of will in almost infinite amount.

    "By force of will he sheds the bonds of the Earth.

    "By force of will he hurdles mountains, and reaches out to touch the many-cratered Moon.

    "By force of will he pushes back the sharp-fanged things that come to gnaw his vitals.

  • @Akkatlah "By force of will he turns his gaze upon the seething horror below us on the hillside.

    "Yes, he feels the icy touch of fear, but he is not cowed.

    "He is Superman!"

  • @Akkatlah Batman has been mortally wounded and pushed himself to keep fighting! Superman only ever found a way to be stronger than his enemy with his powers. Superman had every power imaginable. That's not being a hero. That's making the universe your plaything! Batman has no powers, nothing special about him at all. He's just a man, and in the end it is when a regular man rises to meet the enemies from the gates of hell that others will stand up and cheer his name!

  • @TenteixSaigo Having the power to enslave humanity and rule forever as its king but chosing to help them out and protect them from evil gods like Darkseid, makes Superman the greatest hero.

  • @Akkatlah Having the courage to stand up to evil gods like Darkseid, or even Pre Crisis Superman if he were evil, without having any power, makes Batman the greatest hero.

  • @TenteixSaigo He stands up to Darkseid relying in Superman and the rest of the league to do the real work.

  • @Akkatlah Need I remind of when Darkseid was threatening to break Batman's neck, with no other hero around? With nothing but balls of steel and will to destroy Apocolypse if need be, Batman bested him.

  • @TenteixSaigo Batman didn't best Darkseid. He just threatened him with blowing up his planet.

  • @Akkatlah Did I not say he would destroy Apocolypse? Batman bested Darkseid. Superman would have never risked destroying the planet, nor would any of the other heroes. Had Batman not had the inner strength to do what he did, Darkseid would have won.

  • @TenteixSaigo Superman wouldn't have to blow the planet.. He would've outright beaten Darkseid to a pulp.

  • @Akkatlah He was too busy getting his ass beat by his cousin to do that.

  • @TenteixSaigo As soon as he got serious he put Kara in her place..

  • @Akkatlah And? As I recall he got fucked up by Darksied after that was all over. Also, this isn't about what Superman COULD have done. This is about what Batman DID do.

  • @TenteixSaigo Fucked up by Darkseid? Do you mean He beat up Darkseid into submission and then dropped him into the source wall? Yep that was exactly what happened.

  • @Akkatlah I mean Darksied beat his ass and it took Kara to beat him. Darksied has beaten Superman, and could have done it then too. Fact is that day only 2 people can be said to have actually bested Darksied: Kara and Batman. Only difference is that Batman did it WITHOUT powers.

  • @TenteixSaigo Batman didn't best Darkseid.. He bluffed his way out of a bad situation. Is like saying a bested Tyson at gun point.

    Superman defeated Darkseid several times before that story.. I must add Darkseid shouldn't be physically harmed by no single hero.

  • @Akkatlah He didn't bluff at all. Batman gave him a choice, and it was either kill him and die, or leave Kara alone and save his planet. There was no bluff to it, only the resolve to lose his life if it came to that. Batman would fight Darksied with every bit of his strength, even if it was hopeless. He has true courage. Nothing about him is really that special. That's why people love him. That's why he's better. He bested Darksied that day, and you only deny it to hug Superman's nuts.

  • @Akkatlah Would you mind telling me why it has been stated on several occasions that Batman is the true leader of the Justice League? Wonder what makes him so important if he's not the best. Superman isn't even the strongest now. Majestic moves planets, and the current Superman cannot do that alone.

  • @TenteixSaigo When has it been stated? By whom? Batman is the tactician of the league alongside the Martian Manhunter while Superman is the field leader. Anything else is pure fanboyism!!

  • @Akkatlah Captain Marvel stated it several times.

  • @TenteixSaigo Captian Marvel can say whatever he wants it doesn't make it the truth.

  • @TenteixSaigo

    Batman has the BRAINS to figure out the bad guys' fiendish plots, and foil them with those meddlin' superheroes!

    Without Batman's canny ability to think like the bad guys, Superman just gets led on a super wild-goose chase, as do the other stupid-heroes.

  • @SouthParkBear Actually Superman is VERY intelligent. Batman just has more cunning.

  • @TenteixSaigo

    Superman's not very smart at all in comparison to Batman or the super-villains. And Captain Marvel has the wisdom of Solomon, so that's a wash.

    About the only one Superman really has the edge against mentally is The Hulk, but that's only when he's not using the fact that he's Bruce Banner, smartest of all.

  • @SouthParkBear Woah! Superman has genius level intelligence, sometimes even superhuman intelligence. You can't dis him on the brains. You can dis him on writing and balls. He was born a fucking god. He has nothing to worry about. He beat the fuck out of Thor, and took a pounding from the Hulk without budging. That's overkill. One of the biggest reasons The Crisis happened was just to get rid of how strong he became from poor writing. Batman rarely has a problem with writing.

  • @TenteixSaigo

    When has Superman EVER shown genius-level intelligence?

    And he WASN'T a god, he was an ALIEN.

    THOR is a god, but he NEVER fought Superman-- but most geeks agree Thor would win.

    And that Hulk battle was NOT canon.

  • @SouthParkBear Superman DID battle Thor, and he beat the shit out of him! It occurred in an unvoted crossover between JLA and the Avengers. That's cannon. Superman is IMMORTAL and he is considered a fucking god! He may be an alien, but he has surpassed the realm of mortals and has transcended into godhood. Any geek who believes Thor would win is also fucking retarded or are assuming Thor would use magic. Superman beat him outright. Odin, on the other hand, could probably whoop Supes' ass.

  • @TenteixSaigo

    No, JLA was NOT canon by then-- it was a Superman-fanwank factory.

    And Superman is NOT a canonical god, whatever his fanwankers may "consider" him to be;; Thor IS.

    Superman's REAL strength were his farm-boy values and humility, NOT his super-powers- ; remember that this was Thor's WEAK area, in that he had power but NO humility; and that was also what destroyed Krypton, after all..

    Then the fanwankers took over, and it became all about his power, not his strength of character..

  • @SouthParkBear JLA/Avengers was written and publish by Marvel AND DC! You can't say that isn't cannon! When Superman left the realm of mortality he became a god!

  • @SouthParkBear Superman is Jesus, get over it. Its what makes him interesting, he fights for humanity not because he has to but because he saw potential in it and he wants to. Superman is the perfect human, jesus, and he cant tell anyone for the safety of others.Shit if i were him i'd be showing off all the fucking time.

  • @DarPower1

    What? He's a fucking Mary Sue who just CHEATS his way out of every frame by pulling new powers out of his ass every frame, while Batman just has to work with what he's got.

  • @SouthParkBear You're lying. I know this because Superman had powers so great he used to be able to make black holes with his bare hands in the 80's. Now Hes just sorta strong, can barely go into space, shoot lasers, weak ice breath. The only media that stayed true to his real powers were the movies. As for Batman. Batman just KNOWS EVERYTHING so he doesnt really work for it. Just because its knowledge doesnt make it realistic.

  • @DarPower1

    You're right, being all-knowing is just as dishonest as being all-powerful.

    But I've never seen Batman do that.

    And Superman just keeps getting more poweful no matter how much they tone it down.

  • @SouthParkBear I've seen Batman do it like everyday, a millions ways to kill the Superfriends. Knows how to take a nuke. Can find kryptonite even though it took Lex Luthor a trip around the world to get his first piece of. Can disappear for no reason, because the writers want him to. Seems to know everything generally before somebody says something, and is never wrong.

    Superman used to be able to push moons out of orbit with kryptonite in him. Now he can beaten up by Wonder Woman.

  • @SouthParkBear And then Batman fans claim Superman is over powered just because he actually uses strategy now to his fights. He has too, i doubt hes even the strongest anymore. In Batman TAS Superman basically got owned by a piece of kryptonite in a baggy. Yet, in Superman Returns, Superman picks up an island full of kryptonite and threw it into the sun. Batman writers especially those of Frank Miller, find anyway to show Superman as bad, so that Batman can be good.

  • @DarPower1

    It's PIS, i.e. Plot-Induced Stupidity, where one character is too powerful for another, so he conveniently forgets his abilities in order to make it even.

  • @SouthParkBear Why thank you thats what i was looking for PIS