Ellen's Monologue - Attention Span + Dance

[bojant94]

Is there some reason she does that: KA KA KA KA thing? :D 

[contact1araya]

its funny to see her bite the hand that feeds her

[Arceus8540]

@contact1araya she feeds her self....

[missglamorousxo]

Kaka kaka!

[MsLilithJS]

What was she talking about? I got distracted.

[felicialim06]

hey it is not Tony!

[anaw1188]

@felicialim06 That¡'s Striker (I think that's the name lol). he was the DJ before Tony

[keleic]

@anaw1188 actually he took over for tony while tony went to do some acting. tony's been the dj since the first season. i like both djs they're both really cool in their own ways

[anaw1188]

@keleic Ooooooooh!!! didnt know that!! We didnt get Ellen from the first season and actually we dont get Ellen anymore... youtube is all I have. thanks for the info =)

[MsSweetkiss111]

I just love her <3

[Smoshgirl28]

lol



[7Drifloon7]

I love the monologue videos, but the people who put them up need to cut out the 45-60 seconds of applause at the beginning. I juts want to hear Ellen, not screaming ladies.

[StudentLaw]

what a great idea for a monologue amazing

[RandomNews3]

Hilarious!!!

[TheReadheadedJosie]

Oh, thats so true about the commercials, I was in the U.S last year, and I was like in shock when I watched tv, there was a commercial break every 5 minutes! It's crazy!

[Abz267]

@TheReadheadedJosie same, I was watching the Apprentice last year in the US and it took like two hours 'cause of commercials -.- but in the UK the show is only an hour

[diedahero]

@TheReadheadedJosie

That's the price you pay for watchable television. 

[spencerant88]

I love it how she often seemlessly transistions from monologue to dancing.

[jinalebcooll]

hahaha i was able to read all of those things and still listen to her... awesome! multitask!

[meePokPokism]

HAHAHA. i could read everything and still listen to her, so i had 3 times the humour!

[YayOrNay]

I found myself skipping through the vid, oh god, Im infected.

[eeconn1177]

Exactly three years ago.

[sunshineface0014]

Oh my god I love it when ellens mama is shown! Those two are so cute!

And I got so confused while trying to see everything... My eyes were darting all over, lol

[greenday2themax]

I got confused reading the scroll, reading the box and looking at the picture...ow my head.

[imperfectionxROSE]

Aweww it's ellen's MOMMY :) she's cute haha -333333

[ClubPenguinFan66784]

Darn! I wanted to see the arrgument between Ellen and that lady!

[adusia075]

i love her 'Ka ka ka kkkka ka!' :D

[trzebia]

wow, she sound so southern at 3:25

[IluvHKong]

that lady with the newspaper part was funny. HAHA

"you love him more than me" " NO"

[Kyder]

Haha, the part of her monologue when she's talking about the tv shows and the attention spans are from an old stand up act she did years ago. :P

[lizwiz010]

@Kyder You're right, but at least she mixes it up with some new material. :D

[McJoshJosh]

What is Ellen doing at 0:47 ?!?!

what does that mean?

Is this her running gag or something like that ?

[sugarychocobot]

@McJoshJosh Yup. Her signature 'Kaa' ;]

[3617snake]

loooooooooooool hhhhhhh =) please watch my vid =) thanks>>>

[MsDeGeneresFan]

One of the funnies monologue i've ever seen!!! i love Ellen :)

[brocktherock68]

Sb4Sb

[sarkizmutafyan]

I Lmao-ed with all the things on the screen while she was talking and OMG :D

[mariodelacruzbr]

Where is Tony?????

[averywear]

ok how funny is it that 2 years later, tiger woods is the butt of a universal joke.

[cynontiv]

It's hard to pay atention with all those things on the screen!! LOL!

[CAvideoFAN]

Hmm... I think I know why Betty likes Tiger Woods. ;)

hehe. just kidding.

[TheBrianosaur]

Frickin love Ellen so much :D

[GrandFirst]

She's HOT!

[MariAnn967]

Haha , I love her , she is sooooo hilarious . :))

[channale]

oh wow... that was some hot dancing ellen...

[maliawennaoj]

oh! Mama is so cute!

[walkthemoon15]

Lol funny!

[WCWSting1]

Wow, Tony is so much better then Striker.

[CJSmith8793]

I agree,Striker was always trying to get into conversations and would start talking even when nobody was wanting his opinion.

[sugarychocobot]

@WCWSting1 Yeah. >:(

[MrRickytrevino456]

i love ellen so much

[confidentialxx]

hi everyone, does anyone know if there's posible watching full elen's shows?

[kaybarn05]

Not this show, but you can watch full episodes of the sitcom "Ellen" that she made a while ago on youtube

[etjl]

best monologue!

[KENZeichen]

how did the story continue with the oldy lady reading her newspaper...???

[TheChikiiss]

the old lady is her mother. Ellen's mother.

[hockeystick01]

Ellen was Dory on Find Nemo!??? Really!

I never thought of that, but now that I do think of it, she sounds like Dory!

[CuddyWoolf]

And she was the reason for creating Dory... so she had to speak Dory as well ;D

[dixitwinleo]

thats exactley wat i thought

[AnneAndTrine]

''you love him more than me''

''no''

haha

[renewong32]

haha....... talking to her mom...." you love him more than me" =]

[zeebaysnk]

i love tigers

[kalliexxpeters]

when i was watching this and her talking about attention span and when she said "what was i talking about??" i was thinking about her on Finding Nemo as Dory :) haha

[googleismygod2]

Funny thing is that as I'm watching this I have to play a computer game while talking on the phone...ADD!

[felicitaesther]

i love that song, and shes good dancer

[Julester27]

im so used to seeing her dance in her new studio, that studio sees so different when she dances lol

[greenmatrix151023387]

i love that song

and ellen dancing to it is hilarious

she looks like she's having fun

[iledvmbsiscvs]

y deosnt she ever mention if these walls could talk 2 coz on the movies bit in the box it day say it but it said her other films

[Androgyboris]

LOL the crawl and the box and the picture was so funny. well, moreso the crawl. she's amazing lol. and so true

[Thedarksideoflove]

1:02 watch her shoulders shrug...its like a female christopher walken! =D

[amandaevoy]

This is so true, Ellen just proves the point with the crawl and the box, with the picture while she's talking. Its definately a visual bombardment and hard to pay attention to one thing.

[jayjayrokz]

exuse during the strike she did do monologues

[ERobsessed]

"you would think she's a predator!" BUHAHAA!

[vivthegreat]

haha the front part of the crawler's not grammatically correct, is it?

[HULAizmehLIFE]

I laughing out loud when I watched this. TOO funny! I would so want to go to one of her shows. :P

[sibhie6]

Lol I so couldn't pay attention to her when they had the scroll thing then the box on the right and then the bloody picture on the left lol

[dipbluelm]

omg that was hilarious :P

[sobrinitos]

che ellen es cuatisima.

[Julester27]

Soooo funny i just had to put another comment! Ka Ka Ka Kaaaaaaa! LOL

[Julester27]

LOL that wuz sooo funny! O go to my channel i have sooo much ellen stuff

[poohxbear5]

was that woman really reading the newspaper or did they plant her there?

[sambabycute]

that's ellen's mom!!! lol. That's why she said "u love him more than me".

[dennis6843]

yeah but that is only commercials, not like that.. that's extreme

[dennis6843]

fortunately we don't have that in Denmark.. at all actually :D

[TechnorockerMusic]

What about TV3? A 1½ hour long movie, takes 2 or more! :D Thank GOD for Zulu!

[descendantofthesun21]

Lmao!! She dances to 4 minutes sooooo much xP

[ANELE85]

ME ENCANTA ELLEN!! Me encanta, me encanta y me encanta esta mujer!!!!!!!!!! Diossssssssssss... es increíble!! :D

[koalastephanie]

Hilarious:D Love Ellen.

[mykzy]

"when the teacher told you to play attention, you paid attention. now, if you don't pay attention..... what was i talking about..??"

that was hilarious!!

[mykzy]

ellen's most beautiful smile @ 00:42..

[ishuffle]

i tink she dance well dammnit! I wan her grooooove!!!!!

[ellieshepherd2]

wheres the rest of that? :)

[mylesspike119]

i love Ellen's dancing, including she straddles on a coffee table.

I love Ellen's mother Betty.

Go ELLEN Go!!!

Go BETTY Go!!!

[futureangels]

very well written!!!! :D

[espandya]

she doesn't write them, its ad-lib

[descendantofthesun21]

She doesn't write them herself and it's not an ad-lib. It's written by the WGA writers. That's why when they went on strike, she didn't do the monologues.

[melissasentose]

Oh my God, I totally agree with her! I hate those things spread by the screen, it's so distracting!

[amiwongh]

one of her best monologues ever!!!!!!!!!!

[codyandjohnnyluver]

haha aww betty is so cute

she's so funny

[RoyalSmile]

love ellens show so funny

[Debjuh]

I love this!!!!

[zitrus17]

thank you so much for uploading the whole monologue! Betty is so funny. LOL!