Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 7 - Chinese Kid

[Deeznuwts]

I dont think this is from season 7 but still very funny

[TheLimeGoat]

"Don't call her Fraiser."

[ThePatschPatsch]

Barry Kripke - Bawy Kwipke :D

[KidWest808s]

Kun-Fu-Master #CLASSIC LMFAOOOO

[ProducShuns]

proclivity for chopsticks. how do you make that up.

[lordhuebi]

@marroco477 are u for real?

[BushPrintzle]

@marroco477 it's sad what an idiot you are. truly.

[ivangrozny27]

love th little "oh god" at the end

[Packersman77]

LOL....Actually portrays in truth, the rich liberal scumbags and their fascination to adopt black and asian children. I think it's more of a fad than anything else.

[SouthParkBear]

@Packersman77

Well they're so obnoxious and erudite that no responsible agency will adopt to them, so they have to order out for a little chinese LOL

[belladsenso]

LMFAO

[SouthParkBear]

Typical parents... INSTANT DRAGS!

"Oh, we have to be complete assholes to set a good example for our CHILD! We're SO much better people than YOU are, just because we have a STICK up our asses!"

Then they go home and beat the kid... "for their own good."

They should all be killed.

[dirkschuitsma]

@SouthParkBear

Your comment is fucking gold!

[winters0123]

To be honest, I agree with him, it's an interesting thing.

[KangoTV]

Two people are still on their main, chasing rice around the plate.

[MrStacko83]

if that cute little kid meets larry anymore she will be psychotic. stab his eyeballs with chopsticks i say. karma maybe ????????

[pennydesouza]

On this occasion, Larry was being a dick.

[SouthParkBear]

@pennydesouza

Yeah but so were they-- especially that nasally-voiced sneery douche.

[dirkschuitsma]

@pennydesouza

You must have been offended by Larry alot..

[kakuichi]

@MrPSY8 absolutely amazing that you would choose to share your ignorace.

[tusenkluster]

"Let me ask you this question..." I love how when Larry seems in a good mood he just doesn't care and goes on simply to entertain himself.

[SouthParkBear]

@tusenkluster

I think he has Ass-burger's syndrome.

[nicky2coats]

"so the american kid is the control group?" who is this guy? bring him back

[giglio33012]

Larry has a very valid point here......and everywhere else..

[andpinto1]

Look arround you Monkeyboy. People blow up over nothing constantly, entire famillies are slaughtered over a tv set remote control. Is it too real, too in-your-face for Monkeyboy to handle? The same "show about nothing", "barely scripted" criticism paved the way for a billion-viewers, ultra-successful show called Seinfeld.

By the way: it's scripted and it's hilarious.

[scy21achan]

what a cute asian girl she is...

[RYN988]

The man is just saying ...

[JMonteroCollector21]

lol

[vgames89]

One of the few times I disagree with Larry. He shouldn't have said that. But if he didn't say it it wouldn't have been funny lol

[Juggernaut76]

@vgames89

I often find Larry's questions & observations are things I have thought about before, but won't ask. Glad I have a conscience or I might be a real Larry because I agree with him a lot.

Like when someone spills something & people start saying "get a napkin" or similar. Think about how dumb that is, but everyone does it. When Larry called out Cheryl's mom a few seasons ago & said "why don't you just go get one instead of saying it" I understood and agree, but could never say that.

[GaryHMan]

"It was nice running into you 'Mr. Tact'." That being said -- they should know to consider the source, and not be such wussies ;-)

[Cannibalization]

"Kelsey Grammer..Frasier"

[caustic777444]

ugh the other 2 actors here are so out of touch with reality its sad, theyre just trying to get upset because they think thats funnier when noone would react like that ina situation

[77Fortran]

@caustic777444 obviously you don't live amongst the upper class in LA!

[SRNF]

"Hey we're walking in the same direction" - Licks ice cream-

" Ohhhh GOSH! "

Classic scene!

[wrf1973]

"Let me ask you this question . . . " LOL!!!

[sexoja23]

E = mc2

[alyse1969]

do you think she is also a kung fu master?

[DrAznmuff]

hey, it's kripke from big bang theory!

[laffizzle]

larrys the best

[GSPatton89]

It was a simple question no need to get mad at Larry. Oy vey!

[daw2501]

"Hey! We're walking in the same direction."

"Oh, God."

Larry's so clueless, hahaha!

[Xtirnoka]

I was laughing my ass off when he said "Let me ask you this question" for the second time. The way he says it (then licking his ice cream) just shows how little he cares about being appropriate.

[jice12]

"Hey, you wouldnt believe it, this kid's amazing, you were right."

[dork0616]

one of the best epi

[derailedbicycle]

"Do you think she's also a king-fu master?" LOLXD

[pedinoway2]

i can answer larry's question, the chinese kid would learn how to use to chopsticks fasters. any kid would learn it faster than an american kid.

[PiranhaJaw22]

the wife's laughing after larry said, "She's chinese"

[b1bIs1337]

@PiranhaJaw22 I'd break easily in front of him too lol

[ontariobuds]

hello Frasier

XD

[DevilRebellion]

We all have a little Larry David in us.  :P

[MuscleDreams]

good question:) 

[itstheboring]

Kelsey Grammar

[SandrineSoprano]

Ah aha haa ah aah!!

[space901]

"Hey! We're walkin' in the same direction!"

[phillyeagles217]

i love how he acts he isnt being an ass hole

[barrybrien82]

Larry is a genius, he just makes it seem so effortless.

[TheD0RKNIGHT]

@barrybrien82 that's because for him it is. The entire show has NO script, it is completely made up as he goes along!

[bingbashbosh1]

@TheD0RKNIGHT there is a script but it is very vague, the lines are made up but the general plot is scripted

[borat935]

Me and Larry have a lot in common ,

[DvdRC9702]

If I adopted a Chinese Baby, I would wonder the same thing

[ladycontrary725]

I love how Larry realizes they're going in the same direction and the other guy's response is, "Oh, God". Lulz

[runly1]

I love this show for the same reason I love Little Britain... it's so politically incorrect and pokes fun at bigots.

[RicRagsLive]

I'm a white guy, and I started using chopsticks about 10 years ago.

I just got into using them as a kick and bought a bunch of them for my house. Now I eat everything I can with them. Eating with a fork is more difficult now. It just doesn't seem right.

[goulddd11]

@RicRagsLive weirdo

[RicRagsLive]

@goulddd11 Yup

[polymorphic123]

(cont.) On the other hand, anyone with an iota of common sense will realize that there is no gene controlling the ability to use chopsticks for the same reason there is no gene controlling the ability to tie shoes

[polymorphic123]

u guys who are saying the ability to use chopsticks is genetic are retarded, and larry david doesn't believe this (and it's not why the clip is funny). It is certainly reasonable to believe that the child of a musician would have a "proclivity for music" since musical genius is a complex phenomenon involving acute hearing, general intelligence, creativity etc. and there is evidence that there are many genes that determine your aptitude for these things. (cont.)

[coco360]

"Don't call her Fraiser."

[StripedTiger711]

@TubeTheTurner Skills aren't genetic traits, they're something you learn and develop from instruction and practice. These can't be handed down through genes. Instincts are basic behaviors such as sleeping, eating, emotions, not trade skills. Who knows how many factors account to your ability to cut wood. 16 years of living with a carpenter couldn't hurt.

[Juggernaut1972]

Larry always finds a way to offend.

[ab0rtion]

KRIPKE

[miamigurl123]

@TubeTheTurner I'm pretty sure using tools is a learned trait, not an instinctual or genetically determined. You might wanna take a couple biology classes....

[bjornuk]

So who thinks this is true? I reckon he is spot on

[adlufc1141new]

i wonder if the chinese kid vs non chinese kid would be better at chop sticks?

[ajhghuj]

haha the ice cream makes the scene

[batrama310]

I could not live in this world...almost everyone is uptight. Sheesh!

[RelicC799]

She's also a kung fu master!

[Evilushka]

LOL "Proclivity for chopsticks"

[sadie0087777]

he is so crazy...lol

[aboled]

LOL. and almost everybody is mad at him at one point:-)

[Monkeyboy92037]

the people in this show are so easily offended

[franzferninlanddd]

@Monkeyboy92037 thats reality.

[redsoxx2424]

@Monkeyboy92037 i agree with franz, that is reality. everybody on the planet is way too easily offended these days, its almost becoming a crime to say what you actually think.

[tracer740]

@Monkeyboy92037 That hyper-sensitivity toward political correctness is what Larry David loves to spoof and he really makes it a comic art.

[fakenphoney]

@Monkeyboy92037 they're liberal elitists from L.A , it's a theme of the show how Larry is a obnoxious, politically incorrect New Yorker giving them a hard time.

[zekal10]

@Monkeyboy92037  That's because they're Liberal douchebags.

[coIdside]

@zekal10 Except Larry David, in reality, is a liberal. Does that make him a douchebag, douchebag?

[zekal10]

@coIdside Indeed it does, you Liberal cocksucker.

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@coIdside yep it does. he admits he is a douchebag, his whole show is based on him being a douchebag and from what people say the character isnt too far off from the real guy.........

[Zenon2006]

@Monkeyboy92037 that's because they are all west coast over sensitive pussy liberals

[le2key]

@Zenon2006 rofl that's true, but hey at least they have variety. say one thing about jesus to a conservative and there'll be a shit storm coming in your direction.

[dinkthroughball]

@Monkeyboy92037 yeah total pussies

[SovereignStatesman]

@Monkeyboy92037

That's why it's rarely funny, people blow up over nothing and it gets into a screaming or pissing-match.

[Monkeyboy92037]

@SovereignStatesman oh, ok

[SovereignStatesman]

@Monkeyboy92037

I've heard that it's because they don't have an actual script, they just do it improv-style; and that always just winds up gets into screaming-matches and arguments; then the actors act all pleased with how hilarious they are.

That's when they usually play the polka-music and move to the next scene like it's hilarious.