Jimmy kimmel must of had some surprise butt sex with sarah,
and sarah obviously did not like it =)
if i was him i would just laugh out hard and be like "what makes you i care who ur fuking? b!cth ur not my wife!! plus i had that surprise butt sex =)
Also, i can't believe how fucking stupid you guys are to think that she's actually fucking him and breaking it to him on Tv and that he's actually upset.. Hahaha you fucking morons.
Matt Damon could fuck the hottest chicks ever, you think he'd give two shits about Sarah Donkeyfaced Silverman? He's like... yeah, sure I fucked her, I also took a piss this morning.
@DimmedDiamond "In January 2008 she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to show Jimmy Kimmel, her boyfriend at the time, a special video. The video turned out to be a song called "I'm Fucking Matt Damon", in which she and Matt Damon sang a duet about having an affair behind Kimmel's back." From Wikipedia
@forklift77 I will. Fuck, I'll eat yours as soon as you grow the balls to talk like that to a real Jewish person, directly to their face where all of your friends, family, and co-workers can see you being a racist idiot. It's so much easier to be a moron on the Internet though, isn't it?
Do you think he is any good in bed? Do you think he would be worth making a video about? I wonder??? hmmmm Did she say he was good at least? Can we get a score from her on how good he was or is???
Matt Damon, you can f**k me on the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar anytime you want. call me.
I knew Matt Damon is a good actor. But didn't know he can be soooooo funny! (and bad :D). Sarah should have been pissed off so much with this Jimmy guy. And I think Matt don't like him either :DD
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matt damon was so hot at 4:09
hollywoodshopaholic 9 hours ago
Sarah has a very high, very annoying voice...should stay away from singing...
hada0602 19 hours ago
"How do you like them apples, Jimmy?"
NorwegianGodofRock69 1 day ago
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wilymcgee 1 day ago
Why is there no silverman masturbation footage on youtube?!
abisivepoo 2 days ago
Walks In The Woods is better
bojkot49 4 days ago
Matt Damon is so attractive in this as always!
LetThemHatersHate1 5 days ago
she's lookin like joana angel
derko 5 days ago
*pleep*ing pleep! .. *PLEEP*
GameoGames 1 week ago 3
The best past is the fact that Kimmel and Silverman dated for 7 years...
foopLpoof 1 week ago 5
The I'm Fucking Ben Affleck one is soo much better!
jziegner2011 1 week ago
F*@# too much beep it's annoying.
himwrck 1 week ago
MATT-DAY-MON
mrspivvy 1 week ago
now this shit is classic
drasteek 1 week ago 4
Jimmy kimmel must of had some surprise butt sex with sarah,
and sarah obviously did not like it =)
if i was him i would just laugh out hard and be like "what makes you i care who ur fuking? b!cth ur not my wife!! plus i had that surprise butt sex =)
Jannosalik 1 week ago
i swear she's a total whore,
you have no idea
Jannosalik 1 week ago
Ohhhh... She's really fucking Jason Bourne
CabezaDeRes 1 week ago
matt damon
00wassup00 2 weeks ago
what's meaning of this song? why? i don't get it
mgoleeya 2 weeks ago
@mgoleeya For years, Jimmy Kimmel used Matt Damon as his stantard sign off joke. This basically was his comeback.
1993Greenie 2 weeks ago
I want to fuck sarah silverman
mcchrisfan777 2 weeks ago 17
Also, i can't believe how fucking stupid you guys are to think that she's actually fucking him and breaking it to him on Tv and that he's actually upset.. Hahaha you fucking morons.
constipatedclown 2 weeks ago 8
Matt Damon could fuck the hottest chicks ever, you think he'd give two shits about Sarah Donkeyfaced Silverman? He's like... yeah, sure I fucked her, I also took a piss this morning.
constipatedclown 2 weeks ago
This beach will fuck him up!!! :) me gusta
Divljak12 2 weeks ago
9gag.
whoepa 2 weeks ago 6
@whoepa army!
nikoinliberty 2 weeks ago
Was she really having an affair or was this just a publicity stunt...if she was, that's just RAW!
nedatronics 2 weeks ago
@nedatronics I can't tell if you're trolling or not.
tw1hart 2 weeks ago
@tw1hart I'm not trolling, i just dont know...well was it real?
nedatronics 2 weeks ago
i have no idea Matt Damon could be this funny.
89hulahoop 2 weeks ago 5
OMIGOSH it's Marci from Monk!!! :D
soyouthinkyoucanread 2 weeks ago
is this really how she dumped him?
04groombra 2 weeks ago
She is quite beautiful.
PatHelmsleyisback 2 weeks ago 3
Why is the acoustic sounding like an electric?
TheAtlasPrime 2 weeks ago
she's just like most lesbians I know. Sexy with an insatiable appetite which means I never hurt my back.
ddynasty731 3 weeks ago
Was this before or after she broke up with Jim?
DimmedDiamond 3 weeks ago
@DimmedDiamond "In January 2008 she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to show Jimmy Kimmel, her boyfriend at the time, a special video. The video turned out to be a song called "I'm Fucking Matt Damon", in which she and Matt Damon sang a duet about having an affair behind Kimmel's back." From Wikipedia
Xylian113 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@DimmedDiamond before, this was the reason their relationship crumbled
TheFlamerjoe 2 weeks ago
OMG. Matt's Dancing XD love it.
fouremm17 3 weeks ago 2
This chick is NOT funny at all. Just a mere pretty faced female with the attitude of a dude, in a nutshell.
hidefhead 3 weeks ago
what happened after the break? how did jimmy kimmel take it :D
PSPhacking2009 3 weeks ago
This never gets old :D
Xylian113 3 weeks ago
I like her outfit
katkowalski314 3 weeks ago
i loveee LAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shawnyk1000 3 weeks ago
I can't believe Matt consented to this! Hahahah XD
ThePumas360 3 weeks ago
I normally dont care for her particular brand of comedy, but this was amazing.
elatus 3 weeks ago
Does anyone else think of the disaster movie end song?
SuperBassGleekFreak 3 weeks ago
can't stand that jewish cunt
forklift77 3 weeks ago
@forklift77 Look at you! You're being a bigot on the Internet where there are no real world repercussions for your stupidity! Way to go.
GeneralFatman27 3 weeks ago
@GeneralFatman27 eat a dick
forklift77 3 weeks ago
@forklift77 I will. Fuck, I'll eat yours as soon as you grow the balls to talk like that to a real Jewish person, directly to their face where all of your friends, family, and co-workers can see you being a racist idiot. It's so much easier to be a moron on the Internet though, isn't it?
GeneralFatman27 3 weeks ago
@GeneralFatman27 fuck off dirty kike!
forklift77 3 weeks ago
@forklift77 Why ? She never said a bad thing about you.
Ceaaa22 3 weeks ago
jewish devil released at 4:30
Soap360 3 weeks ago
I like how Matt Damon in playing along or is he fucking her?
d347hm4n 4 weeks ago
So does anyone else notice that she is holding an acoustic guitar but an electric guitar is playing o.O
GramajoDarvin 4 weeks ago
this may be a joke but I STILL GET THE FEELING SHE IS F*&%ING MATT DAMON
GramajoDarvin 4 weeks ago
i'm fucking jason bourne!
GaelPrado 4 weeks ago
I wish I was f*cking Matt Damon, How damn.
KimaOnline 4 weeks ago
uncensored "fuck" word @ 4:12
infidile 1 month ago
@infidile Ot´s just "Fu" i think ..
Barto2fun 4 weeks ago
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infidile 1 month ago
Do you think he is any good in bed? Do you think he would be worth making a video about? I wonder??? hmmmm Did she say he was good at least? Can we get a score from her on how good he was or is???
Disaster00Beautiful 1 month ago
Does anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that she may be fucking Matt Damon?
littlemissmoony13 1 month ago 4
MMMMAAAAAAAAATTTTT DAAAAAAYYYYMOOOOOON!!£/!#¤!€!#!!*!(&'^@!!!
XcrazyX10 1 month ago
the original is way better than the comeback (I'm fucking Ben Affleck)
lulugermano 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
and she won a emmy for that hahahahha
watzurname3 1 month ago
Matt Damon, you can f**k me on the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar anytime you want. call me.
lulugermano 1 month ago 66
@lulugermano He isn't into beastiality.
hada0602 19 hours ago
;()c=3
TheMSchickenkiller 1 month ago
maaat daaamooon
Nicelemons77 1 month ago
'Lets put that guitar down and go fuck matt damon.' lol
CMakaveli91 1 month ago 4
Ok, there has to be an uncensored version somewhere.
shadowsergil 1 month ago 2
matt damon is so fucking hot
danissarodriguezn 1 month ago 4
@danissarodriguezn 3:25 <3
lizzieswe 1 month ago
The bleeping is FAR worse than hearing fuck.
KISSarmyGuy 1 month ago
She fucking IS matt damon isn't she?
XKDUBSTEP 1 month ago
I love that Matt's wearing his wedding ring during this.
Actingftw 1 month ago 160
Jimmy is now fucking Ben Affleck so she was right
NickoRules17 1 month ago
@voss2298 sorry mate. My song is actually called 'the Jason Bourne song'. You might actually like it dude...
MikkeeBook 1 month ago
I haven't fu$ked Matt Damon bunt I wrote a song about him. Check it out, search for 'I wanna be Jason Bourne'
MikkeeBook 1 month ago
@MikkeeBook Nope!
Voss2298 1 month ago
I'M FUCKING MATT DAMON!!!
kassieGX 1 month ago
"on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar" HAHAHAHAHHA
lizzieswe 1 month ago 2
I'm not sure,but I have a hunch that she may be fucking Matt Damon
VaderVixen91 1 month ago
I want to fuck the censoring!
deliriumsleep 1 month ago 6
I would fuck Matt Damon lol.
chewy61790 1 month ago
hahahahaha excellent video
jsanclementeB 1 month ago
"How do you like them apples? I got her number!"
GLaDOS123 1 month ago
I love her look at 3:15.
It´s like she´s thinking, is he really doing this.
skillbill83 1 month ago 5
I knew Matt Damon is a good actor. But didn't know he can be soooooo funny! (and bad :D). Sarah should have been pissed off so much with this Jimmy guy. And I think Matt don't like him either :DD
mkondor 1 month ago
lol we're out of time
1foottall 1 month ago
They broke up in March of that year (2009)... because she was f**king Matt Damon!
MeggieKatieVLOG 1 month ago
Let's put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon
TheMetalMask36 1 month ago 2
Matt Damon's smug, satisfied look when he first says "she's fucking Matt Damon" is hilarious.
ghostofkenny 1 month ago 43
lol lol lol lol lol
Eltoca21 1 month ago
Very cool... I wonder that no-one covered this song since that in a professional way...
Thumbs up...
Onkelpsycho 1 month ago in playlist Weitere Videos von JimmyKimmelLive
was jimmy bad with her after that? he looks so angry when the clip is over. isn´t he??
AnnicaJasmin 1 month ago in playlist comedy
Gods, I hate when people wear all black but red shoes. It's annoyingly distracting!
MithranArkanere 1 month ago
was it just me or did jimmy kimmel look a little pissed off? lol
PegsFinest 1 month ago
LOL this is so funny. They used part of it in Disaster Movie...
coffeegirl18 1 month ago
On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
slostunter 1 month ago 7
@slostunter Lol! I love that part! It always stays in my head for a while after watching the video. ;) Love you, Matt Damon!!!
Hopeful8811 1 month ago
something you made?
Euuhhh
boysinblack 1 month ago
matt damon is a genious
skinit147 1 month ago
what do they say at 4:16 KNOCK KNOCK... "HYPA WHO?"
Benny1642 1 month ago
@Benny1642 i meah 4:10 ca.
Benny1642 1 month ago
@Benny1642 IMFA , IMFA who? , IMNFUCKING matt damon lol
LightYagame100000 1 month ago in playlist funny shit
@Benny1642 It's "I'm va who?"
coffeegirl18 1 month ago
@coffeegirl18 thx coffeegirl :)
Benny1642 1 month ago
he looks stunning for 41
iggy082 1 month ago 3
She's fucking Matt Damon and the censorship is fucking my ears
credalthefirst 1 month ago 154
Lol coolyooooo
rosenpopa 1 month ago
that was the year when they were actually breaking up, right? 2009? a bit cynical, in retrospective...
JamieAndSassenach 1 month ago
OMG....hahaha i love this video.....very funny and cool
i love matt damon he is so hot!!!
shadidudi 1 month ago
lol i think its supposed to be like in eurotrip!
libatobbi99 1 month ago
Matt Damon enjoys this song too much XD
Cinedragon 2 months ago
@Cinedragon He really did look like he was having TOO much fun lol
Maidenmarmalade 1 month ago
genius
hollywoodsexwars 2 months ago
I want F**k Matt Damon. damn.
Akiithebest 2 months ago
If I was her, I would want to screw Matt Damon too, he's so hot!
theaterqueen95 2 months ago
I'm f*@#ing in love with Matt Damon
tomycraus123 2 months ago
This is way better than the Ben Affleck response, lol.
GreenGretel 2 months ago
coming back to watch the vid again and finding your comment at top comments - feels pretty good, I have to agree...
deliriumsleep 2 months ago 3
I started singing this all round my house. My mum thinks i'm insane.
Vamparanoidable 2 months ago 3
so random that she was in school of rock :L
SligoSham07 2 months ago
wait, are you both Sarah and Matt Damon gonna fuck Matt Damon? Crazy shit!
Julesbadmotherfucker 2 months ago
Matt Damon!
professor900 2 months ago
I bet she fucked Jimmy Kemmel during the break
ThePegasus411 2 months ago
...so this is why jimmy called it off with her because she fuck Matt Damon
wbooker10 2 months ago
now i want to f**k matt damon. damn it.
simplyymelodyy 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 104
Matt Damon! Y u no play in Bourne 4!
xxMyNaMeIsBeAsTxx 2 months ago
Matt Damon what a man.
AltimotionPictures 2 months ago
She is fucking 38 at the time?????????????????????? Jesus fucking christ she looks like 27
lindbladanders3 2 months ago 7
lol The rap part's the best
j62791 2 months ago 2
It's still funny.
Who wouldn't fuck Matt Damon? XD
Animefreak242 2 months ago
"whos that knocking at my door?"
"imfa"
"imfa who?"
"imfucking matt damon"
"shes fucking matt damon"
93johnk 2 months ago 5
is she really fucking matt damon cuz if she is then she is one lucky bitch
TheMikaylaRivera 2 months ago
@TheMikaylaRivera Oh yeah!!
Verooo007 2 months ago
Matt Damon!
blueberry5153 2 months ago
lol
ThekidLuciano1 2 months ago
Does Sarah sing "i love the ladies" around 5.20? lmao
anditspaganpoetry 2 months ago
so much better that the one with kennel an ben
jenjen1820 2 months ago
HE'S FUCKING BEN AFFLECK NOW! LMAO
GirlsReyna 2 months ago
This works really well, because Matt Damon was the singer in Euro Trip whom sings JIMMY DOESNT KNOW
SpiffyLooking 2 months ago
@SpiffyLooking It's def Scotty lol
PrettyMuchJenny 2 months ago
@SpiffyLooking
actually, it's SCOTTY doesn't know
saar144 2 months ago
So, she DID fuck Matt Damon?
tawan000 2 months ago
@tawan000
She just bleeped him, nothing else.
Apjooz 2 months ago
JIMMY DOESNT KNOW! JIMMY DOESNT KNOW! JIMMY DOESNT KNOOOOW!!!
nathanhartono91 2 months ago 4
THAT WHATS CALLED PAY BACK IS A BITCH
fucker007moneeey 2 months ago
@fucker007moneeey That's what's called pay back is a bitch?
chaosnewterer 2 months ago
@chaosnewterer BIG DIFFERENT
fucker007moneeey 2 months ago
@fucker007moneeey Big different?
chaosnewterer 2 months ago
@chaosnewterer LOL!?
fucker007moneeey 2 months ago
@fucker007moneeey What the hell are you trying to say? Your comments are so confuzzling.
chaosnewterer 2 months ago
@chaosnewterer yea i know that my comments are soo "CONFUZZLING"
fucker007moneeey 2 months ago
best revenge ever
rainbowmuppet 2 months ago
Lets put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon
briskrogue 2 months ago 2
Oh my gosh we have so much in common!
CurlyGirl26 2 months ago
@CurlyGirl26 hahahhaa
TheIvanna15 2 months ago
i think it's so cool that Matt really did this vid with her.
This is sooo funny. :D
TheDooFiaa 2 months ago 116
I`m sorry, it wasn`t quite clear to me... was she fucking Matt Damon?
deliriumsleep 2 months ago 218
@deliriumsleep I can confirm the reports are true, she IS fucking Matt Damon.
gamestunts 2 months ago
@deliriumsleep dude...ur a dumbass!
BellasBoyd 2 months ago
@deliriumsleep no i believe she was fisting matt damon
theshingler420 2 months ago
@theshingler420
hahahahahaha!! LMAO
saar144 2 months ago
@deliriumsleep That's right, it's possible she may be f*@#ing Matt Damon.
DarrenSmith2011 2 months ago
@deliriumsleep yeah,she was FUCKING Matt Damon!
AlamoTownFilms 1 month ago
@deliriumsleep Yeah, i'm pretty sure. She really fucked Matt Damon!
crapthatass88 1 month ago
Great video! isn't it out there with higher resolution?
WHERE?
fourlyons 2 months ago
Hairy eh?? Hmm.... interesting..
BillHicks420 2 months ago
96 people were fucking matt damon
travis112096 2 months ago
Matt. Damon.
martinboson 2 months ago
Matt Damon for president !!!
aprillmaydecember 2 months ago in playlist Jimmy Kimmel VS Matt Damon
2:55
Ralef1 2 months ago
even more priceless than the Handsome Men Club 8D
cgurl1012 2 months ago
I love Sarah Silverman! Jimmy is a Douche Bag!
mvcharet 2 months ago
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I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "SAM ZURICK" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!
peopledick 3 months ago
Lol @ Sarah Silverman getting owned by Jimmy Kennel's video >:]
Googlize1 3 months ago
are thay going out
dont4get20102010 3 months ago