It doesn't make any sense to listen to a woman who does porn, whose morality is totally corrupted, such a person doesn't even have any qualifications to talke about whether God exists.
We KNOW that there is no God, Our science is the only proof that everything exists. Anyone who believes in God is a complete and total child, how infantile are you to believe that Christians are right in what they say?....These are supposed to be college educated people that know more than we "dumb Christians" do? But, this is the most CHILDISH thing I have ever seen. If you don't want to believe in God that is your prerogative..But to be Childish like this?..... That's pretty sad!!!!
Hey. I like you guys. However, let black people do the rap'n. Because by micro-evolutionary standards; they are way better at it than white people. Just a white persons point of view.
@RayWilliamJohansen Muslims are dangeorus because they think violence and intimidation are good forms of argumentation. Theists are cowards because they think censorship is a good way to argue. You loose.
@RayWilliamJohansen As an agnostic you're lying to yourself, you either believe but don't *know*, which makes you a theist, or you don't believe but don't *know*. I think you are the coward for trying to play the line "just in case." Unfortunately, you don't understand the entomology of the word "agnostic," which, ironically, literally makes you one.
I'll gladly tell ANYONE their god is retarded, and I've been poking fun at my Muslim friends at work since they started. Offered Khan some ham!
(REVISED)I need to[become and atheist] find a smart atheist who can outsmart himself And show me with scientific Facts confirming the nonExistence of God so I can kill/hang myself. !!! Don’t look at me atheists. I don’t even want to look at you. The boastful mouth and your arrogance are things I hate. Now that you can talk, walk and eat by yourselves, you do not know who gave you birth or Who was the First One to make a path in the wilderness so you could pick up from there?
@jehovasinz So you don't know what a scientific fact is? The only fact that is needed to disprove the Existence of God--would be an omnicient scientific fact.
Faith is based on the visible Fact that GOD Created the Universe. People weren't there when God Created the world, but God doesn't need to show them a video in order to believe Him.
You can tell your dog to do certain things; but you cannot tell your mother to play death. You get the point now ? ;)
@Airlightf You need to go look up the definitions for "faith" and "fact" before you say one more thing about either. If you are going to call something a visible fact, you better know what "fact" means, which you clearly don`t. First you say creation is a visible fact, then you change and say it doesn`t matter that there is no evidence for it because it doesn`t need to be proven to be believed, which is FAITH, not fact.
nzsodomy. Yippee! I was going to suggest the same thing for you, google it, look it up in wiki, there' you'll find the evolution/ancestry of whales or any other species explained. I was getting tired yesterday and had to go to bed, in my time-zone it was 4- or 5 o'clock in the morning. : )
In what scientific resarch, paper, study or popular science-magazine have you read this? If it's just something your preacher has told you, or a claim from some fundie-website, I'm not very interested... Give me some references to something serious, not religious people's lies or fantasies..I'm very bored with that..there are too many ignorants on YouTube spreading myths and lies they've been told by other ignorants. So again..find some science for me, not christtards' hear-say?OK? Cheers!
nzsodomy. Read some biology books, read about evolution,dna, mutations, speciation. Err, but I think maybe you should start at a very basic level, buy some books for children first and move on from there. You know, maybe one day you'll understand it just as well as an average college biology-student! Wouldn't that be great, to know some actual science, some actual facts instead of just ancient, judeo-christian bronzeage fairy-tales? Hehe, I'm still laughing about that "dog swimming around".. : )
By the way, I have many "made-easy" videos on science, astronomy, biology, evolution and so on at my page. (But with that "dog-comment" you made, I wonder if they're quite "easy" enough for you...but try to watch them, that's my advice for you. : )
Gizoogle actually gives you several viruses. My cousin went there and got 14 viruses. All of them were Spyware, Worms, Trojans and stuff he's never heard of. He tried to turn it on later (after it automatically turned off) and he scanned his computer again, the viruses multiplied. At this point he had 49 viruses. He had to get his reboot CD and wipe his computer out. Thank you Gizoogle. =D
That's a logical fallacy. Just because science can not yet explain exactly how life started in this universe does NOT mean it was started by an intelligent being.
Lack of understanding cannot substantiate a solution. It means you have to keep looking for actual evidence.
Also when you said 'Did I miss something here???'
Yes, it's called evolution. Read up about it. It will explain how intelligence can develop within and between species
The scientists are very close now to explaining fully how life arose on earth almost 4 billion years ago, to explain exactly how the abiogenesis happened. Great advances have been made the last couple of years. And when it comes to the Big Bang 13.7 billion years ago, most physicists are very hopeful that the new LHC machine will give us the explanation of why and how the BB started 13.7 billion years ago. The results from that machine will probably explain it all, and no God will be found,haha
@mecher3k I think it's funny how people claim to be athiest and say there is no god but when shit starts happening and disaster strikes, 9 times out of 10... what 3 words tend to come out of everyones mouth???
@mecher3k atheism is stupid, but there is such a thing called prayer when church people go to the hospital and faith, either everything goes well or you die and move on to your respective religions beliefs. honestly nobody knows whos right or wrong but this is all outside the what I first said. I guess the point is how can an atheist be an atheist if the call for something they don't technically believe in.
You display great ignorance. Atheism is merely a default position. The propositions you are talking about are scientific, and if you disagree with them you are free to present... oh, wait. You also said aliens and magic crystals. Perhaps you suffer from more than ignorance.
Dawkins stating the possibility or indeed probability of life outside of earth... more atheistic dogma?
You know, you may be onto something... after all, everything Dawkins or Cairns-Smith says must represent actual tenets characteristic of atheism, right? With a nonexistent understanding of atheism, that makes sense!
Or maybe the point shot right over your head... funny, after I posted I could have sworn I'd heard a slight whizzing noise.
I TOTALLY agree with you! The big bang theory. Get real! If that happened then why aren't bangs still happening? If we are evolved from apes then why aren't we still evolving. I don't care if I get as many thumbs down as this website allows. Before they laugh at Christian beliefs, they need to observe their own. Oh foolish ones.
maybe you should try reading in to a bit before writing down about it. your making yourself sound like an idiot. that may also be because your are one....Moron lol
They seem to read pretty well. Why don't you read a freakin job application and stop making fun of the bible! Do something with your lives. And by that I don't mean continuing with the childish nonsense. Ignorant dummies.
Why don't you spell check your stuff before you try to check me! The only ignorant (take note of how I spelled that luv) person is YOU! YAY, my first argument with an idiot this week!
And your lack of knowledge, that's ignorance, is proven by the fact that your only rebuttal was to pick on a tiny spelling error.
Oh, but wait, you could not possibly be another judgemental Christian that is not perfect herself. idiot.
"If you were being tried for murder, and you didn't do it and, the state had no evidence ,but the DA had "faith" you did it, would you want the jury to make a decision on evidence or faith?"
How you like them apples?..btw, that's called a rhetorical question
To assume that one is Christian because they've realized that you have absolutely no life is the ultimate definition of ignorance. And if you loved yourself you wouldn't post your ignorance for the public to see like the ridiculous moron you've grown to be. . As for how I'd like those apples, I'd like em green and sour. Thanks.
"To assume that one is Christian because they've realized that you have absolutely no life is the ultimate definition of ignorance"
You've realized that I have ABSOLUTELY no life.....
Wow, that's not an ingnorant, judgemental, bigoted statement...nint sarcasm
This video is about the bible, which refers to Christians. So, if you're not defending CHristianity...then what are you defending? Are you not a Christians? Pretty sure you've remarked in previous posts that you are a Christian
I'm defending people because I agree with them not you. To assume that Im Christian because of it is very narrow minded. Someone as simple and childish as you will never understand. If you had morals and values you wouldnt have time to make fun of people who have goals in life. Whether Im Christian or not, it doesnt change the fact that you are probably still the most idiotic, non talented, LOSER on you tube. You poor soul. Youre definitely not intelligent. Hope things will get better ;)
To assume I have no morals, values, goals, or that I'm a loser is EXTREMELY narrow minded. insert HYPOCRISY here....and all because I don't believe in a book written by man that teaches hate, prejudice, slavery, bigotry, and violence...that you are defending...So, it's not so far fetched for one to assume, from some evidence, that you're a Christian.
So, what are you then...Christian, Catholic...what? I'm curious, considering you're defending the bible.
NO body asked me to defend christians. Unlike you, I have a mind of my own and I can do things without being asked. I am not assuming these things about you. They are very apparent. But anyway, I'm tired of arguing with you. I've talked with 13 years old with more self respect than you. Have a nice life. Oh, and by the way, If you were as smart as your mouth you'd be less frustrated...Ur boring.
I was just wondering... If you assume I'm Christian because of my previous remarks, would it be fair to say that I am gay because I defend gays? Or that I'm homeless because I defend the homeless? Your ignorance is more entertaining than cable TV. PLEASE do something with you life. Seriously.
Who do you think you are? Superwoman? I'm here to defend the poor helpless Christians who never steal, rape, murder, lie cheat, or abuse women and children
Don't bother writing me anymore,,,,,you're so ignorant that it's not even fun anymore....so take your own advice and get a life....and stop defending people who don't need it
I'm sorry. You're obviously very angry. I shouldn't have pointed out the fact that you have no life. Maybe I should have emailed that to you personally. I just wanted to tell you that I looked up "hypocrite" in the dictionary and saw a big picture of your face. Somebody makes fun of you and your angry, you make fun of somebody else and it's okay. If everyone in the world were like you, I actually would be superwoman. But anyways, you'll be fine. Don't stress about your ignorance just change it.
Who do you think you are? Superwoman? I'm here to defend the poor helpless Christians who never steal, rape, murder, lie cheat, or abuse women and children"
So what are you saying, gays and homeless are perfect people who have never commit such crimes? NOBODY IS PERFECT! You're a stereotyping IDIOT. Get some sleep. I'm sure you'll make more sense in the morning. .
oops...I meant Watch* yours words...the language is a bit unnecessary...but yes I will still agree with you...the truth will prevail over all brother...
if this was how the bible really was you would probably get more readers and than a film starring a rapper renacting the hard thug life jesus was brought up in.
And they both used to be Roman Catholics so it's too bad they were raped as children. You can see the effects all over their high-strung, "I've got a bone to pick with the world" behavior.
The truth about Brian Sapient: His real name is Brian Cutler. He never went to college and previously lived off of his girlfriend's mother. How did he thank her? By getting his girlfriend pregnant! At the time, he was working as a cell phone salesman. Now he is unemployed and living off of his girlfriend Kelly O'Connor, who has three kids from a previous relationship and formerly worked as a stripper at a bar called "Bada-Bing". Kelly went to the U of Scranton and never graduated.
RRS is one of the worst misnomers for an organization ever theres nothing rational about them, they're fundamentalist atheists, they give atheism a bad name
Unfortunately atheism has a name but really that is a misnomer. No one is given a name for not believing in other fantasies. This is most likely due to the fact that the most prevalent fantasy is in religious belief however one could argue that about Astrology which is wide spread yet no one receives a name for not believing in Astrology. Calling them fundamentalist is a misuse of the word fundamentalist as well as their is no doctrine to support such a thing prevalent in non belief.
I like how they challenge a lot of religious claims rationally but it's stuff like this video that just makes me not care for them at all. It's almost as if they have nothing better to do than instigate responses from religious people.
It's fair game to embarass a religious fundamentalist in the public arena but seriously, who cares what someone believes privately?
Psalms119 1 Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.4 Thou hast commanded us to keep thy precepts diligently.5 O that my ways were directed to keep thy statutes!6 Then shall I not be ashamed, when I have respect unto all thy commandments.7 I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments
Wow, what a bunch of fucking retards. Stupid white atheists, was this supposed to be funny? I hope you godless turds die a horrible death just for posting this crap.
You must be special with a capital R (Let it sink in). There are far worse things than this. They simply said out-loud what certain sections of the bible would sound after being gizoogle-translated. It would make anything sound stupid and is an incredibly inaccurate play on Ebonics. (IE: This is what the Black folk would sound like according to dumb white people who thought making a ghetto-google would be funny.)
Seriously, your slowness gives Christians/Catholics/Religious folk a bad name.
I understood what the video was about. You don't need to explain it to me. I was just wondering why they did it in the first place if it isn't even funny, it's just sad and pathetic. It's a waste of time and effort to have made this video and posted it. Seriously, how the hell do they come up with this crap?
WTF? Dumbest video I've seen so far. I hope people don't get the wrong impression of Atheists from this video. And they probably will because they are the ones who are incapable of grasping reality. This video offends me as an Atheist.
The bible is no more proof than the karan or any other ancient literary relic. Any book would be mocked & speculated 2,000 years from now if it claimed to be "holy". I do agree with you, for the rational response group to be taken seriously they should act a tad more mature. Question/defend religion with a mature tone if you wanna be heard.
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE: sum1unxpected (2 weeks ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam "It's funny, the majority of the information they proclaim comes from stuff they read" spot on!, lol cuz read'n iz 4 ppl hoo cant thin'k 4 demselvs. ROFL yeah, i bet they do get most of their opinions from reading; but i doubt they only read one book, that was written 2000 years ago :D
So you dont think that the bible was changed one time between then and now?
Face it. There were people that had supreme power back then. If something in the bible threatened their authority, it would be changed in a second. Also the "give 10% to the church" was made up by the catholics.
Devil, I was reading about your Obituary the other day... There is a Chain and a Lake of Fire in your Near Future!
He laid hold on the Dragon, that Old Serpent, which is the Devil, and Bound him a Thousand Years,
Then, the Devil that deceived them was cast into the Lake of Fire and Brimstone, where the Beast and the False Prophet are, and they shall be Tormented Day and Night For Ever and Ever.
Wow gizoogle is a pile of bull shizzle my pizzles........ not sure whether that's the right way to say it but it made about as much sense to as that twaddle.
Rap on this -for the fool there's the wise for the poor there's the rich ,for the empty there's the full ,for the darkness there is light ,for the atheist there's God- revelation chapter 3 verses 16 and 17- now tell me does that ring a bell -i wil spit u out of my mouth because u are niether hot nor cold -the worst water to drink is lukewarm atheist water-hot can warm u up ,cold can cool u down-but luke warm we spit out cause its nonsense-zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse..
He's the fairest of ten thousand, the bright and the morning star, the friend that sticketh closer than a brother, the way thetruth and the life, the good shepher, the altogether lovely one, the great I AM, the redeemer, the bread of life, the fountain of living waters, the lion of the tribe of Judah, the resurrection and the life, the Lord of hosts, THE KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS. He's coming soon.
You should c them get owned by Cameron and Comfort. Kelly tries 2 say that Christianity is anti-jewish and Ray Comfort replies by saying "I'm Jewish". HAHA Kelly got ownd once again. And even better, Dawkins got destryed by who? BILL O'REILY OF ALL PEOPLE. Now that's pathetic when a big gun evolutionist gets owned by a talk show host. And that Bible they're making fun of says "LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF". Wow! What a terrible book! How awful eh?
jn829. Yes, in your fucktard dreams at least. Bill O'reilly was the ignorant moron he always is. By the way, have you sucked "Jesus*s" dick today? Oh no, they've just found out that "Jesus" never even existed, he was ALL fairy tale, so there is no dick to suck! How could I forget, haha!:)
You obviously need to be saved. The truth is that we're all sinners, and that God in love for us came into the world and took on human flesh to die in our place. Without him you have no hope of eternal life. I'm not a big Bill O'Reily fan, but he got the upper hand on that atheist because evolution is easy to disprove. Life cannot come from non living materials. ITS A SCIENTIFIC IMPOSSIBILITY WITH NO WAY AROUND IT. Only possible explanation is God a supernatural being created us. Go habs go.
What have I said now? Ah, there it is..ouch! That was a bit harsh! I have to stop this drinking of mine! I always become so aggressive and obnoxious when I'm drunk!!! Sorry!
The Jews have been on a crusade against White people for 2000 years over Christinsanity.
Read John 8;44 and then read the Talmud, the Jewish book that cliams the Jews killed Jesus, his mother was a whore and he was the bastard son of a Roman Soldier. It also says that Jesus is boiling in semen for eternity.
Anyway, real Christians hate jews for that and many other serpent-related issues, and Jews hate Christians even more.
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It doesn't make any sense to listen to a woman who does porn, whose morality is totally corrupted, such a person doesn't even have any qualifications to talke about whether God exists.
orangeweldingholland 2 months ago
sweetheart you r perfection
almichael29 2 months ago
if atheists have the answer why are they always mad?
MaetelUsagi 5 months ago
If theists have the answer why are they always mad?
incomprehensible14 5 months ago
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@incomprehensible14 are you fucking retarded??
dhide14 3 months ago
@MaetelUsagi because they are surrounded by idiots, idiots who may or may not be able to dictate how they live their lives.
TheIronomega 3 months ago
We KNOW that there is no God, Our science is the only proof that everything exists. Anyone who believes in God is a complete and total child, how infantile are you to believe that Christians are right in what they say?....These are supposed to be college educated people that know more than we "dumb Christians" do? But, this is the most CHILDISH thing I have ever seen. If you don't want to believe in God that is your prerogative..But to be Childish like this?..... That's pretty sad!!!!
bodom71 5 months ago
Imbeciles from the abyss.
creationcenterTV 6 months ago
1:23 did she say nigga thumbs up to keep at the top
daRAWEST236 6 months ago
Did that bitch just say nigga? Smdh she's a dumb bitch...hoe better not see me...
BXTALE 6 months ago
@BXTALE shut the hell up you ignorant ass nigga!
SoleCitizen33 5 months ago
@SoleCitizen33 Its easy to say that on the internet then in my face right
BXTALE 5 months ago
@BXTALE of course, you scary ass nigga!
SoleCitizen33 5 months ago
@SoleCitizen33 Your the one thats scary
BXTALE 5 months ago
this isn't really that funny, just embarrassing, really??
archi99ful 6 months ago
they must REALLY hate the BIBLE, i never met atheists like these..
archi99ful 6 months ago
kelly's so hot
matthigh91 8 months ago
shes hot but the rap not so much ! lol
globalchaos1984 10 months ago
Kelly needs to grow up!
JackieSweetlips 11 months ago
This is borderline racist.
Randompzycho 11 months ago
Hey. I like you guys. However, let black people do the rap'n. Because by micro-evolutionary standards; they are way better at it than white people. Just a white persons point of view.
bradtgradytube 1 year ago
@bradtgradytube They aren't rapping, idiot. They ran Bible verses through an ebonics translator called "Gizoogle"
Waidesama 7 months ago
Fail-train.
IWrapMyOwnTurban 1 year ago
did anybody else get a douche-chill?
tomeffess 1 year ago 2
God Bless You
Koolvedge 1 year ago
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Seems pretty airtight to me, unless you have faith, in which case logic doesn't apply. its called the riddle of Epicurus
theoddsender 1 year ago
Dawkins schools you fake assster nuggas.
MusicCityMiracle 1 year ago
who is this bucktoothed fucktard?
louiscaponecchia 1 year ago
as an agnostic i hate athiests
because they are cowards
they pick on Christians because they know they wont fight back and don't pick on muslims
RayWilliamJohansen 1 year ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Muslims are dangeorus because they think violence and intimidation are good forms of argumentation. Theists are cowards because they think censorship is a good way to argue. You loose.
supersmash43 1 year ago
@RayWilliamJohansen As an agnostic you're lying to yourself, you either believe but don't *know*, which makes you a theist, or you don't believe but don't *know*. I think you are the coward for trying to play the line "just in case." Unfortunately, you don't understand the entomology of the word "agnostic," which, ironically, literally makes you one.
I'll gladly tell ANYONE their god is retarded, and I've been poking fun at my Muslim friends at work since they started. Offered Khan some ham!
Bardlettt 1 year ago
Damn, why so many dislikes? Haters be hatin` :/
shrikechan 1 year ago
this is an interesting idea. nice beat too.
jobfromdayone 1 year ago
(REVISED)I need to[become and atheist] find a smart atheist who can outsmart himself And show me with scientific Facts confirming the nonExistence of God so I can kill/hang myself. !!! Don’t look at me atheists. I don’t even want to look at you. The boastful mouth and your arrogance are things I hate. Now that you can talk, walk and eat by yourselves, you do not know who gave you birth or Who was the First One to make a path in the wilderness so you could pick up from there?
Airlightf 1 year ago
@Airlightf What the fuck do you consider evidence? Faith by definition is a belief system not based on facts. What the fuck is wrong with you?
jehovasinz 1 year ago
@jehovasinz So you don't know what a scientific fact is? The only fact that is needed to disprove the Existence of God--would be an omnicient scientific fact.
Faith is based on the visible Fact that GOD Created the Universe. People weren't there when God Created the world, but God doesn't need to show them a video in order to believe Him.
You can tell your dog to do certain things; but you cannot tell your mother to play death. You get the point now ? ;)
Airlightf 1 year ago
@Airlightf You need to go look up the definitions for "faith" and "fact" before you say one more thing about either. If you are going to call something a visible fact, you better know what "fact" means, which you clearly don`t. First you say creation is a visible fact, then you change and say it doesn`t matter that there is no evidence for it because it doesn`t need to be proven to be believed, which is FAITH, not fact.
shrikechan 1 year ago
@shrikechan One Designer designed the Universe and everything in it.
Airlightf 1 year ago
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Wow, this guy just created the best video for converting Christians to atheist! AWESOMENESS!
soymilk43223 1 year ago
Atheists, stop clowning and ridiculing yourselves before the whole world
Airlightf 1 year ago
@Airlightf LMAO! Irony alert!!!
shrikechan 1 year ago
I want to fuck Kelly in her mouth like the slut she is. So tender yet refined
briantwigg 1 year ago
tim the homo
KIMBOSLICE66666 2 years ago
No. We know how whales evolved, you just don't want to accept it because you don't want to take the chance jebus is not going to like you.
goonodeath 2 years ago
that's a strawman argument, you just misrepresented science.
metalebd 2 years ago
nzsodomy. Yippee! I was going to suggest the same thing for you, google it, look it up in wiki, there' you'll find the evolution/ancestry of whales or any other species explained. I was getting tired yesterday and had to go to bed, in my time-zone it was 4- or 5 o'clock in the morning. : )
winterstellar 2 years ago
In what scientific resarch, paper, study or popular science-magazine have you read this? If it's just something your preacher has told you, or a claim from some fundie-website, I'm not very interested... Give me some references to something serious, not religious people's lies or fantasies..I'm very bored with that..there are too many ignorants on YouTube spreading myths and lies they've been told by other ignorants. So again..find some science for me, not christtards' hear-say?OK? Cheers!
winterstellar 2 years ago
nzsodomy. Read some biology books, read about evolution,dna, mutations, speciation. Err, but I think maybe you should start at a very basic level, buy some books for children first and move on from there. You know, maybe one day you'll understand it just as well as an average college biology-student! Wouldn't that be great, to know some actual science, some actual facts instead of just ancient, judeo-christian bronzeage fairy-tales? Hehe, I'm still laughing about that "dog swimming around".. : )
winterstellar 2 years ago
By the way, I have many "made-easy" videos on science, astronomy, biology, evolution and so on at my page. (But with that "dog-comment" you made, I wonder if they're quite "easy" enough for you...but try to watch them, that's my advice for you. : )
winterstellar 2 years ago
Gizoogle actually gives you several viruses. My cousin went there and got 14 viruses. All of them were Spyware, Worms, Trojans and stuff he's never heard of. He tried to turn it on later (after it automatically turned off) and he scanned his computer again, the viruses multiplied. At this point he had 49 viruses. He had to get his reboot CD and wipe his computer out. Thank you Gizoogle. =D
darkrai1246 2 years ago
even if gizoogle came back alive, it wouldnt matter since these fuckers ruined the pleasure of it
coolman5242 2 years ago
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we will have sex baby, aaa man, u so crazy, u make me cum, aaa we shel meet baby, u will eat my bread stick,, oooo.
tweedtweed333 2 years ago
If you are a true believer you'd better be careful with that so called translation.
IPSC3rdHorseman 2 years ago
Who actually believes all that shit... rubbish.
"OMG, THIS PEOPLE IZ HAVIN' FUN! SMIZITE DEM!"
Be careful, you might shit yourself.
level80druidwoot 2 years ago
so.....satan punishes people who go to hell....
and people go to hell....because they are bad people...so doesn't that mean that satan is punishing the wicked.....which makes him the good guy....
Deathboy90 2 years ago
Dude, rap sucks horribly.
Jesusmetalhead 2 years ago 11
@Jesusmetalhead have you ever heard grandmaster flash?
Randompzycho 11 months ago
Hmmmm..Lets see...
Atheism calls believing in a higher intelligence , NOT intelligent thinking.
And the idea that intelligence comes from non-intelligence to BE intelligent thinking.
What the #@&%????
Did I miss something here???
And although they have no clue HOW life started in this universe,they claim to know for sure that it wasn't from Intelligence.
Now that's atheistic thinking at its best.
SerpentSlayer01 2 years ago
RE: SerpentSlayer01
That's a logical fallacy. Just because science can not yet explain exactly how life started in this universe does NOT mean it was started by an intelligent being.
Lack of understanding cannot substantiate a solution. It means you have to keep looking for actual evidence.
Also when you said 'Did I miss something here???'
Yes, it's called evolution. Read up about it. It will explain how intelligence can develop within and between species
Peace.
metalebd 2 years ago
metalebd logic > SerpentSlayer01 blind faith
scabies 2 years ago
The scientists are very close now to explaining fully how life arose on earth almost 4 billion years ago, to explain exactly how the abiogenesis happened. Great advances have been made the last couple of years. And when it comes to the Big Bang 13.7 billion years ago, most physicists are very hopeful that the new LHC machine will give us the explanation of why and how the BB started 13.7 billion years ago. The results from that machine will probably explain it all, and no God will be found,haha
winterstellar 2 years ago
If there is no god..then i would put this bitch out of existence!
Superapeaholic 2 years ago
well why would you do that then? you didnt even have to hate atheists then.
digitalscissors 2 years ago
The Crucifizzle.... OMFG HAHAHAHA
Preach dat shizzit ma Peeps! ROFL
Acircleoflight 3 years ago
Wow the next great thinkers of our time! You are a joke and a shame to atheism.
gump73 3 years ago
Atheism proposes wild theories like abiogenesis,aliens or magic crystals of how life started on this planet. This is Logical thinking??
SerpentSlayer1 3 years ago
wtf are you talking about
bdenniso 3 years ago
A"theism proposes wild theories like abiogenesis,aliens or magic crystals"
Um, no only abiogensis. The rest is something a retard would think, well actually not with the aliens because it is possible.
mecher3k 3 years ago 5
R u an alien? You seem to be so sure!
asblackmon1008 3 years ago
What? are you retarded?
mecher3k 3 years ago
@mecher3k I think it's funny how people claim to be athiest and say there is no god but when shit starts happening and disaster strikes, 9 times out of 10... what 3 words tend to come out of everyones mouth???
(Oh My God!)
reginaldholt80 3 months ago
@reginaldholt80
And? What is you're point?
I find it funny religious people go to a hospital when bleeding to death instead of a church. Those that do go the a church instead, die.
Go away and lick your wounds.
mecher3k 3 months ago
@mecher3k atheism is stupid, but there is such a thing called prayer when church people go to the hospital and faith, either everything goes well or you die and move on to your respective religions beliefs. honestly nobody knows whos right or wrong but this is all outside the what I first said. I guess the point is how can an atheist be an atheist if the call for something they don't technically believe in.
reginaldholt80 3 months ago
You display great ignorance. Atheism is merely a default position. The propositions you are talking about are scientific, and if you disagree with them you are free to present... oh, wait. You also said aliens and magic crystals. Perhaps you suffer from more than ignorance.
CacklingMongoose 3 years ago
"You also said aliens and magic crystals"
WHAT?? Wake up sister..:)
Those ideas were proposed not by myself,but by Richard Dawkins and A. G. Cairns- Smith, the Scottish chemist.
SerpentSlayer1 3 years ago
Magic Crystals? A proposal by "atheism"?
Really?
Dawkins stating the possibility or indeed probability of life outside of earth... more atheistic dogma?
You know, you may be onto something... after all, everything Dawkins or Cairns-Smith says must represent actual tenets characteristic of atheism, right? With a nonexistent understanding of atheism, that makes sense!
Or maybe the point shot right over your head... funny, after I posted I could have sworn I'd heard a slight whizzing noise.
CacklingMongoose 3 years ago
I TOTALLY agree with you! The big bang theory. Get real! If that happened then why aren't bangs still happening? If we are evolved from apes then why aren't we still evolving. I don't care if I get as many thumbs down as this website allows. Before they laugh at Christian beliefs, they need to observe their own. Oh foolish ones.
asblackmon1008 3 years ago
they are still happening.....with your mom
exist209 3 years ago
maybe you should try reading in to a bit before writing down about it. your making yourself sound like an idiot. that may also be because your are one....Moron lol
shapour88 2 years ago
They seem to read pretty well. Why don't you read a freakin job application and stop making fun of the bible! Do something with your lives. And by that I don't mean continuing with the childish nonsense. Ignorant dummies.
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
I LOVE THE BIBLE....
It's the FUNNIEST book I ever read
Lynette, why don't you read something other than the bible
YAY for igoranec
"What's the point in democracy, when ignorance is celebrated?"...NOFX, a PUNK ROCK band you would love :)
exist209 3 years ago
Why don't you spell check your stuff before you try to check me! The only ignorant (take note of how I spelled that luv) person is YOU! YAY, my first argument with an idiot this week!
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
And your lack of knowledge, that's ignorance, is proven by the fact that your only rebuttal was to pick on a tiny spelling error.
Oh, but wait, you could not possibly be another judgemental Christian that is not perfect herself. idiot.
"If you were being tried for murder, and you didn't do it and, the state had no evidence ,but the DA had "faith" you did it, would you want the jury to make a decision on evidence or faith?"
How you like them apples?..btw, that's called a rhetorical question
exist209 3 years ago
To assume that one is Christian because they've realized that you have absolutely no life is the ultimate definition of ignorance. And if you loved yourself you wouldn't post your ignorance for the public to see like the ridiculous moron you've grown to be. . As for how I'd like those apples, I'd like em green and sour. Thanks.
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
"To assume that one is Christian because they've realized that you have absolutely no life is the ultimate definition of ignorance"
You've realized that I have ABSOLUTELY no life.....
Wow, that's not an ingnorant, judgemental, bigoted statement...nint sarcasm
This video is about the bible, which refers to Christians. So, if you're not defending CHristianity...then what are you defending? Are you not a Christians? Pretty sure you've remarked in previous posts that you are a Christian
exist209 3 years ago
I'm defending people because I agree with them not you. To assume that Im Christian because of it is very narrow minded. Someone as simple and childish as you will never understand. If you had morals and values you wouldnt have time to make fun of people who have goals in life. Whether Im Christian or not, it doesnt change the fact that you are probably still the most idiotic, non talented, LOSER on you tube. You poor soul. Youre definitely not intelligent. Hope things will get better ;)
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
To assume I have no morals, values, goals, or that I'm a loser is EXTREMELY narrow minded. insert HYPOCRISY here....and all because I don't believe in a book written by man that teaches hate, prejudice, slavery, bigotry, and violence...that you are defending...So, it's not so far fetched for one to assume, from some evidence, that you're a Christian.
So, what are you then...Christian, Catholic...what? I'm curious, considering you're defending the bible.
Who asked you to defend Christians?
exist209 3 years ago
NO body asked me to defend christians. Unlike you, I have a mind of my own and I can do things without being asked. I am not assuming these things about you. They are very apparent. But anyway, I'm tired of arguing with you. I've talked with 13 years old with more self respect than you. Have a nice life. Oh, and by the way, If you were as smart as your mouth you'd be less frustrated...Ur boring.
asblackmon1008 3 years ago
A few comments, and you think you got me all figured out...haha....you make me laugh....I truly pity you.
And you still never answered why you are defending Christians, especially if you are not one.
I don't really care to hear your answer, you are a waste of time. You make no reasonable sense.
Good Riddance
exist209 3 years ago
I was just wondering... If you assume I'm Christian because of my previous remarks, would it be fair to say that I am gay because I defend gays? Or that I'm homeless because I defend the homeless? Your ignorance is more entertaining than cable TV. PLEASE do something with you life. Seriously.
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
Defending gays/the homeless....worthy causes
Christians not so much
Who do you think you are? Superwoman? I'm here to defend the poor helpless Christians who never steal, rape, murder, lie cheat, or abuse women and children
Don't bother writing me anymore,,,,,you're so ignorant that it's not even fun anymore....so take your own advice and get a life....and stop defending people who don't need it
exist209 3 years ago
I'm sorry. You're obviously very angry. I shouldn't have pointed out the fact that you have no life. Maybe I should have emailed that to you personally. I just wanted to tell you that I looked up "hypocrite" in the dictionary and saw a big picture of your face. Somebody makes fun of you and your angry, you make fun of somebody else and it's okay. If everyone in the world were like you, I actually would be superwoman. But anyways, you'll be fine. Don't stress about your ignorance just change it.
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
"Defending gays/the homeless....worthy causes
Christians not so much
Who do you think you are? Superwoman? I'm here to defend the poor helpless Christians who never steal, rape, murder, lie cheat, or abuse women and children"
So what are you saying, gays and homeless are perfect people who have never commit such crimes? NOBODY IS PERFECT! You're a stereotyping IDIOT. Get some sleep. I'm sure you'll make more sense in the morning. .
Lynnette1987 3 years ago
you're cute when you're all riled up, bet you're a kinky one who likes the spankings :)
exist209 3 years ago
Show those big titties Kelly.......I thy God command you!
jessie74 3 years ago
God is WISE.. COMMAND HER!
ca6vtec 3 years ago
I GOD, and atheist, COMMAND HER!
show the world that Christianity and it's hatred of sexuality can be ended...
in one single action of setting those boobies free!
of course, with all due respect....they are impreesive ;)
exist209 3 years ago
That is so poor. Do atheists wanna stop us with that shit? :D
Roncip 3 years ago
Who's us? I hope not a christian with those poor choice of words...what your words brother
Zonebone 3 years ago 2
I meant me and my christian brothers and sisters of course. :*
Roncip 3 years ago
oops...I meant Watch* yours words...the language is a bit unnecessary...but yes I will still agree with you...the truth will prevail over all brother...
Zonebone 3 years ago
godlessvideo:*sigh*
Um...ok.. um ... I'm out of here, thanks for the video, and I'll let myself out, thanks.
P.S. later.
Exsecrabilis 3 years ago
if this was how the bible really was you would probably get more readers and than a film starring a rapper renacting the hard thug life jesus was brought up in.
SplinterInYourEye 3 years ago
And they both used to be Roman Catholics so it's too bad they were raped as children. You can see the effects all over their high-strung, "I've got a bone to pick with the world" behavior.
Solreno 3 years ago
Seriously, they really do give atheism a bad name. sigh.
friendlydiplomat 3 years ago 13
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The truth about Brian Sapient: His real name is Brian Cutler. He never went to college and previously lived off of his girlfriend's mother. How did he thank her? By getting his girlfriend pregnant! At the time, he was working as a cell phone salesman. Now he is unemployed and living off of his girlfriend Kelly O'Connor, who has three kids from a previous relationship and formerly worked as a stripper at a bar called "Bada-Bing". Kelly went to the U of Scranton and never graduated.
dancinbear7476 3 years ago
That bitch fine.
doctorrin 3 years ago
This is beautiful. Keep reachin out guys.
XtremeChristian 3 years ago 2
RRS is one of the worst misnomers for an organization ever theres nothing rational about them, they're fundamentalist atheists, they give atheism a bad name
MarcusTheReverent 3 years ago
Unfortunately atheism has a name but really that is a misnomer. No one is given a name for not believing in other fantasies. This is most likely due to the fact that the most prevalent fantasy is in religious belief however one could argue that about Astrology which is wide spread yet no one receives a name for not believing in Astrology. Calling them fundamentalist is a misuse of the word fundamentalist as well as their is no doctrine to support such a thing prevalent in non belief.
camino1ca 3 years ago
I like how they challenge a lot of religious claims rationally but it's stuff like this video that just makes me not care for them at all. It's almost as if they have nothing better to do than instigate responses from religious people.
It's fair game to embarass a religious fundamentalist in the public arena but seriously, who cares what someone believes privately?
Di66en6ion 3 years ago
this is bad.
lemonfreshman 3 years ago
Psalms119 1 Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.4 Thou hast commanded us to keep thy precepts diligently.5 O that my ways were directed to keep thy statutes!6 Then shall I not be ashamed, when I have respect unto all thy commandments.7 I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments
Cabanas751Dunhill 3 years ago
this is dumber than kirk cameron's croc-a-duck
apokerwarrior 3 years ago
This simply primative.
PancakeStudios 3 years ago
This video and the website is inanely stupid. Its giving atheism a bad name.
creationdestroyer321 3 years ago
Wow, what a bunch of fucking retards. Stupid white atheists, was this supposed to be funny? I hope you godless turds die a horrible death just for posting this crap.
johntrin 3 years ago
You must be special with a capital R (Let it sink in). There are far worse things than this. They simply said out-loud what certain sections of the bible would sound after being gizoogle-translated. It would make anything sound stupid and is an incredibly inaccurate play on Ebonics. (IE: This is what the Black folk would sound like according to dumb white people who thought making a ghetto-google would be funny.)
Seriously, your slowness gives Christians/Catholics/Religious folk a bad name.
TundraBlitz 3 years ago
I understood what the video was about. You don't need to explain it to me. I was just wondering why they did it in the first place if it isn't even funny, it's just sad and pathetic. It's a waste of time and effort to have made this video and posted it. Seriously, how the hell do they come up with this crap?
johntrin 3 years ago
What the hell is this? Genesis 19, all the way.
hunjix 3 years ago 2
This is...o god...
wtf?
Are there even words to explain this?
clanboru15 3 years ago
WTF? Dumbest video I've seen so far. I hope people don't get the wrong impression of Atheists from this video. And they probably will because they are the ones who are incapable of grasping reality. This video offends me as an Atheist.
raby760 3 years ago
That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. And to think that they tried to pass ebonics as a national language...
clayto1332 3 years ago 7
The bible is no more proof than the karan or any other ancient literary relic. Any book would be mocked & speculated 2,000 years from now if it claimed to be "holy". I do agree with you, for the rational response group to be taken seriously they should act a tad more mature. Question/defend religion with a mature tone if you wanna be heard.
FranklenWylder 3 years ago
How is this rational?
SkateyRaiden 3 years ago 2
You-Tube "atheists" are dim-witted.
procommenter 3 years ago
"You-Tube "atheists" are dim-witted"
Care to expand on that, and avoid being branded dim-witted yourself for posting a meaningless unsubstantiated comment?
markjp1973 3 years ago 2
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procommenter 3 years ago
10 Bucks Little Kirk Cameron Could kick Brians Ass lmao
donnie65301 3 years ago
I will put 100 on that fight.
Pike25x99 3 years ago
Gizoogle doesn't seem to work anymore. :(
MattShizzle 3 years ago
Hahahahahahaha! This is so for me.
MattShizzle 3 years ago
ummmm... i don't get it....
martawisnie 3 years ago
you're right, the bible was just as out of date back then as it is now, and no amount of popularity is going to change that.
the fact that the bible is so popular says more about people than it says about the bible itself.
people adhere to christianity for the same reasons they follow other religions, like zoroasteranism and islam,
how is christianity any different from other faiths?
P.S the fact that you exist is proof that i'm in charge of your mom. *zing*
sum1unxpected 3 years ago
So you dont think that the bible was changed one time between then and now?
Face it. There were people that had supreme power back then. If something in the bible threatened their authority, it would be changed in a second. Also the "give 10% to the church" was made up by the catholics.
Damn catholics
clayto1332 3 years ago
"It's funny, the majority of the information they proclaim comes from stuff they read"
spot on!, lol
cuz read'n iz 4 ppl hoo cant thin'k 4 demselvs. ROFL
yeah, i bet they do get most of their opinions from reading;
but i doubt they only read one book,
that was written 2000 years ago :D
sum1unxpected 3 years ago
Mmmmmmm... Kelly.
VioletClub 3 years ago
Devil, I was reading about your Obituary the other day... There is a Chain and a Lake of Fire in your Near Future!
He laid hold on the Dragon, that Old Serpent, which is the Devil, and Bound him a Thousand Years,
Then, the Devil that deceived them was cast into the Lake of Fire and Brimstone, where the Beast and the False Prophet are, and they shall be Tormented Day and Night For Ever and Ever.
JudgmentDay1sComing 3 years ago
Hey who made that remix of Paul Anka's My Eyes Adored You? Oh and Snoop wants you to stop using his language.
magicbeans88 3 years ago
Lol. Okay, don't get me wrong: I like you guys (RSS), but that was just stupid. lol. Just too stupid. Sorry.
Zeuts85 3 years ago
worst video ever!!
RkforJesus 3 years ago
you will be sorry
mmguy777 3 years ago
Wow gizoogle is a pile of bull shizzle my pizzles........ not sure whether that's the right way to say it but it made about as much sense to as that twaddle.
anothergazman 3 years ago
...WTF....Ummmm, why would anyone do this. I am not a Christian but I can value the lit of the Bible, and they are destroying it :/
lydiasaintjohn 3 years ago
what are they trying to prove
wfl18 3 years ago
Rap on this -for the fool there's the wise for the poor there's the rich ,for the empty there's the full ,for the darkness there is light ,for the atheist there's God- revelation chapter 3 verses 16 and 17- now tell me does that ring a bell -i wil spit u out of my mouth because u are niether hot nor cold -the worst water to drink is lukewarm atheist water-hot can warm u up ,cold can cool u down-but luke warm we spit out cause its nonsense-zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse..
XxodiaX 3 years ago
HAIL SATAN!
Pheobus3309 3 years ago
oh my god, kelly ur so damn hot!!
Blackbeltborris 3 years ago
errr...
tammytrauma 3 years ago
1 Corinthians 1:18
"For the word of the Cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved, it is the power of God."
dan8486 3 years ago
This is the most reterted video ive ever seen. You guys must be really bored. I would be ashamed. God will judge you
savycatz951 3 years ago
What a waste....
I will pray for you all...
GospelPete 3 years ago
your moms a waste gizoogle!
daiitokumyouou899 3 years ago
Mindless gibberish..
Don't you kids have anything to do besides produce such trash all day?
Go to the library or have a picnic at the park..
The fresh air will do you good...
GospelPete 3 years ago
its gizoogle
aaronbow70690 3 years ago
this is bollocks. your fucking wreck heads!
luannalovell 3 years ago
They could speek english at least.
KenMacMillan 3 years ago
it is gizoogle
aaronbow70690 3 years ago
He's the fairest of ten thousand, the bright and the morning star, the friend that sticketh closer than a brother, the way thetruth and the life, the good shepher, the altogether lovely one, the great I AM, the redeemer, the bread of life, the fountain of living waters, the lion of the tribe of Judah, the resurrection and the life, the Lord of hosts, THE KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS. He's coming soon.
jn829 3 years ago
You should c them get owned by Cameron and Comfort. Kelly tries 2 say that Christianity is anti-jewish and Ray Comfort replies by saying "I'm Jewish". HAHA Kelly got ownd once again. And even better, Dawkins got destryed by who? BILL O'REILY OF ALL PEOPLE. Now that's pathetic when a big gun evolutionist gets owned by a talk show host. And that Bible they're making fun of says "LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF". Wow! What a terrible book! How awful eh?
jn829 3 years ago
jn829. Yes, in your fucktard dreams at least. Bill O'reilly was the ignorant moron he always is. By the way, have you sucked "Jesus*s" dick today? Oh no, they've just found out that "Jesus" never even existed, he was ALL fairy tale, so there is no dick to suck! How could I forget, haha!:)
winterstellar 3 years ago
You obviously need to be saved. The truth is that we're all sinners, and that God in love for us came into the world and took on human flesh to die in our place. Without him you have no hope of eternal life. I'm not a big Bill O'Reily fan, but he got the upper hand on that atheist because evolution is easy to disprove. Life cannot come from non living materials. ITS A SCIENTIFIC IMPOSSIBILITY WITH NO WAY AROUND IT. Only possible explanation is God a supernatural being created us. Go habs go.
jn829 3 years ago
What have I said now? Ah, there it is..ouch! That was a bit harsh! I have to stop this drinking of mine! I always become so aggressive and obnoxious when I'm drunk!!! Sorry!
winterstellar 3 years ago
You know nothing of evolution.
tomaselvis 3 years ago
The Jews have been on a crusade against White people for 2000 years over Christinsanity.
Read John 8;44 and then read the Talmud, the Jewish book that cliams the Jews killed Jesus, his mother was a whore and he was the bastard son of a Roman Soldier. It also says that Jesus is boiling in semen for eternity.
Anyway, real Christians hate jews for that and many other serpent-related issues, and Jews hate Christians even more.
TehBloggaar 3 years ago
Are all of the Rational Response Squad Jewish?
TehBloggaar 3 years ago
:facepalm. No atheist.
DirkXXVI 3 years ago
Jews can be Atheist. Judaism is a religion. Jewish is an ethno-identity based on genetics.
Are they all Jewish? I can clearly tell that some of them are based on their looks alone. I was just wondering ow many were in fact Jewish.
TehBloggaar 3 years ago
Tehbloggaar! it is about damn time i hear someone say that! Everyone seems to think "jew" is a religion, so anoying.
daiitokumyouou899 3 years ago
That girl is quite attractive = ]
WormhoIe 3 years ago
You people are sooooooooooooooo dumb
jn829 3 years ago
I get a strange feeling in my pants when i see the red head's cleavage. definitly an eRECTED RESPONSE.
ANGELCRUSHerxx 3 years ago
i want to shootizzle my loadizzle on her faceshizzle and titzizzle. Pleaseizzle let me fuckizzle her jesusizzle until the rapture. forizzle! XD
ANGELCRUSHerxx 3 years ago
I get a strange feeling that these aitheists are from the tribe of Judah. What is RR response on Israel? Anything?
TrueNovice 3 years ago
Laugh now, Jesus will have the last laugh later. LOL.
ireallyamjoeking 3 years ago 2
nah he wont ... i'm playing a monumental prank on him.. but its ok we are like this man.. he's ma nigga and we are like homies and shizzle fo nizzle
pubuman 3 years ago
I never understood the Bible until I found this video. Now I totally get it. Word up to my neezzy Jeezy Ceezy.
eversincealways 3 years ago