Jeff Foxworthy -Medicine Side Effects

[tiochaota]

u do not have testicular cancer LOL!

[GigaSpinoTrex]

Wow, I'm not taking the prescription he described.

[TheScyphozoa]

Waiting for the medicine that says "side effects include testicular cancer (following spontaneous testicular growth)"

[WanderingWombat]

A bunch of that was lifted from Richard Jeni's "Bernard Shapiro, Attorney At Law" bit, but it's still f***ing funny.

[coffeefish]

Don't worry about the long list off side effects. They are just covering there asses.

[shabooTboo01]

omg, this was sooo funny

[Orchidess]

You do NOT have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars! I rofl'd like way too hard xD

[LongLiveRock105]

Ditto!

[68corvette08]

What About Crow's Foot. It's When You Have Three Lines On The Left Side Of Your Left Eye And Three Lines On The Right Side Of Your Right Eye. Check To See If You Have Them. My Dad Has Them.

[rickyis911]

you might be a red neck if you frech kiss your sister

[Orchidess]

If you ever wore a tube top to a funeral, you might be a redneck.

[oledboy]

You know ur a redneck when you get in a fist fight at a garage sale.

[oregoncoastman]

If you drove to your 5th grade graduation... you might be a redneck.

[rhbcweatherdude]

Side effects of watching this video may include bursting into laughter every time you see a medicine commercial. Oh, and poor gas mileage.

[dbharris93]

dont forget low resell value on your house

[boo30r]

try new tylenol p.m. sidefects may include drowsines, watery eyes, cancer, prancer, donner, blitsen, low tire pressure, bad sex, loss of nuts, smaller penis, and loss of your credit score

[victrola08]

u dont even have testikulers. lol

[thinkofsomethincleva]

I wonder if he memorized all that or if it was on a screen behind the audience

[SilverDollarCityGirl]

that's what i was thinkin!

[darkdood333]

wouldve been funnier if he paused and siad "dang it i can read that..."

[Aerosmith589]

I wonder, would they have "May cause drowsiness" on sleep medicine? Anyways, funny stuff, I couldn't breathe I was laughing too hard. XD

[LongLiveRock105]

Dido! The 1st time I heard this, I couldn't stop laughing!! I almost made water come out of my nose!

[peppystewpot]

the answer is yes they do

[Luubelaar]

Scarily enough, some of them DO. I saw that once and thought "Well I should bloody hope so! If it doesn't, why the hell would I want it???" LOL

[Chevypower265]

Uneven tire wear.... low re-sell value on your home.... Those are the best ones. lol

[Italianiceisnice]

But.....what about uni-brow and hammertoe??? lol

[Chevypower265]

Yeah, those are funny too. lol

[LongLiveRock105]

Can't forget feline leukemia! XD

[Chevypower265]

So true. But out of all he said I relly have one of those things. I've really got Skulliousous.

[jmbthegreat]

i hate it when u get migrane medication that may cause headache dizziness nasuia and diarea i'll stick with that migrane thanks

[LongLiveRock105]

I saw this advertisement for an asthma medicine where one of the side effects was having trouble breathing... XD

[ck1793]

Jeff is the man!

[LongLiveRock105]

TRUE DAT!!

[carlindelco]

LOL yeah hes great!! So good to see a comic proving you can be funny without cursing every other word.

[LongLiveRock105]

I KNOW!! You said it, man. I mean Dane Cook is funny and all, but he swears WAYYY to much! Here is some good, clean talent.

[carlindelco]

I know it's great cause it's a guy that I can watch with my kids around and not worry, and they can enjoy it too..God Bless

[LongLiveRock105]

Amen! **hand over heart**

[mallott101]

the best ever

very funny side effects !!!! LOL!!!

[DCMan06]

how many did he list? anybody know?

[sasukerocker101]

alot

[angelwings61]

I counted 46, but I may be wrong.

[msdiana1966]

omg he is so funny

[MarkWilk19]

jeff foxworthy is funny as hell!

[matt6923]

campho phenique

Campho-Phenique helps to treat cold sores and relieves pain & itching associated with insect bites, scrapes and minor burn.

[LongLiveRock105]

Side effects may include...

[dstebbin]

What was that second medicine he said after Asperine? And what does it do?

[sasukerocker101]

GENIUS!!!

[ratmaster4000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I would love to actually see that on a minor medicine label!!

[yvonne46746]

You do not have testicular cancer XD

[gir908922]

"You don't even have testiculars!" XD

[rockergirl83]

I even just love the name of the medicine....floraflor! lol

[ariapro7]

low re-sale value on your home...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[HrsaILA]

side effects may include: Nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, exemia, Ceberiba , cerisis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, Blood Clots, ring worm, excesive body oder, Uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, guyoria, diarrhea, halitosis, skulliousous, Loss of bladder control, hammer toe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, Heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot,

[CharismaticEnigma6]

forgot low gas mileage :]

[maslab]

And possible recession.

[Italianiceisnice]

Well, he DID say receeding hairline...it's a type of recession...ain't it?

[HrsaILA]

MS, MD, VD, Fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, Poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo, Warts, unibrow, Lazy eye, fruit flys, Chest pain, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.

[wrestlemaniac8]

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes

[Akatsukifreak13]

You forgot split ends

[CharismaticEnigma6]

nevermind sorry bout that didnt notice this one

[DiddytheDisturbedDuc]

rofl... this is the best rant ever th eonly rant that comes close is Guywiththeglasses' rant on the AVGN :D

[mikey39977]

lol 2:08--- FAGGOT

[rockergirl83]

and at a redneck comedy show.

[kittykatkafe]

Was this comment even necessary? Who cares about his sexual orientation?

[LongLiveRock105]

That's gospel right there. You said it, kittykatkafe. (that wasn't sarcastic. promise)

[kittykatkafe]

Thanks!

[angusyoung15]

lol

[ayameazureha786]

XDDD "you don't even have testiculars"

[GozerJr]

I love when he gets to Feline Lukemia, gets me every time!!