Balamory - PC Plum song

[TORRES8553]

the guy is g*y boy

[monkeychunger]

He is supposed to be offering protection to the citizens of Balamory...

But no, he just dances, sings and uses a magnifying glass.

Good luck if Terroists invade...

[551ava]

he sounds like a sanddancer because i want to be a sanddancer than a macuim

[551ava]

lol

[XxNeonCOOKIESx]

This is catchy... ^-^

[SuperJoshMario]

with my magnifying glass i can look be twin ur ass

[Missdance153]

haha, i met him with my nursery once, we all went to Edinburgh zoo!:L

[nb45001]

1.30 I was trying to get rid of that cunt of a dog and plum gave him back. for fucks sake

[nb45001]

Someone should put him in the gardai on halloween

[Belieberswagify]

i seen him new briton panto



[corinneefyrockz]

@Belieberswagify same i saw him last night haha he was awsome am trying to think of the song he taught us at the end whats the story we've all had fun, its nearly time to go, then i cant remember the next line and then it was thats the end of the show (jazz hands) lol

[bakedbeanishdragon]

i still think its cool that he arrested spencer in one episode

[imsorryrutalkin2me]

You'll see me a'coming, im the bike, I'm riding round the town..

I had to , I'm sorry.

[AndersonFamily12]

Im pc plum smell my bum like your mum eat some chum and lets not have fun!

[MrAppleby56]

i think PC Plum is retarded. I mean he should be on the beat, preventing crime and upholding the law, but instead he cycles off into the woods with a novelty magnifying glass and his protective helmet, looking at insects and small animals. It's no wonder that Balamory has turned into a cess pitt of crime and corruption since he got the post there....

[midnightworrior]

haha its david cameron

[dmaguire7]

Sfdeb

 Jjjjhhhnbnbbvblllplpppo

[TheTardis34]

PC Plum...what comes out of YOUR baton stick?

[andymeg1973]

Why all the moronic comments from the usual fake internet tough guys. This is a tv show for toddlers. Save your dumbass comments for somewhere my kids aren't looking!

[boycraz2]

I want a spin off where he solves a murder mystery

[RikMayallAddict]

Shouldn't PC Plum be fired for looking at bugs in the grass instead of...I don't know, his job?!

[Eleanorminblack]

camp, just so camp, I wonder what this guy is doing now

[Rothweg]

This is why the police are useless, they sing and look at bugs

[Eleanorminblack]

@Rothweg and dance!

[SiMpSoN6644]

PC Plum: "Oh no! Someone just stole a Ferarri! Let me just put on my helmet for safety, hop on my bike and chase them down!"

[vPxRyaNx1]

this guy is a queer cunt

[shellcottage1]

I think PC Plum should stop his fetish for animals and start being a police man

[Jonnybanks90]

He will tell you about the birds and the bees?!

[ZamorakMIKE]

pc plum.......... I found ur doggy :) woof woof

[Deanthemachine1]

lip singing

[Nisla1998]

oh! he FOUND ur doggy! >:)

[ryanair737400]

where the fuck is he , call this mad bastard into London he'll sort it out

[misssupernerd]

@ryanair737400 lol just saw him in panto playing wishi washie:)<3 in aladin

[mattcorden95]

Talk about wasting the taxpayer's money, all this cunt does is eat biscuits, look at insects and help women cross the road

[delboy134]

@mattcorden95 nice one matt,pissing myself laughing at ur comment

[93DOL]

PC Plum should have a police car

[93DOL]

back in 2005 met Andrew Agnew who plays PC Plum he is a really nice down to earth bloke, he speaks just like PC Plum in real life he doesn't need to put the voice on still a good actor

[somenglishguy]

At 0:16 he says that he's a chicken!

[N00bSa1b0tMK]

@somenglishguy LOL

[koolkillax]

@somenglishguy 1:16 idiot.

[somenglishguy]

@koolkillax just a little mistake, faggot

[koolkillax]

@somenglishguy Ok, prick

[666Playable]

lool queen style music :P

[babywabyabc]

Wow he has such a difficult, traumatic and stressful job as a top notch law enforcer

[koolkillax]

@SSmashworldBrawl Would have been funnier if evel knievel was coming at him at top speed & he yelled "I'M JUST A CHICKEN!!" & ran for it!

[xxTaylaaaxx1]

His brother is my teacher ...

[saaaamo247]

1:02

[tdaworldProductions]

0:24 Archie invented a way of stealing the bike!

[Gawgussx]

who remembers when pc plum and miss hoolie married

[koolkillax]

1:18 He's cottaging! =O

[koolkillax]

"PC Plum, I pissed in your handbag" XD

[Armystuntman]

We pretty sure we’l see him coming...

He'l be Cumming all right...

[TheBlindPig1]

i want some opium, no police officers in paradisde. no mixed schools. i told you humanity you lost the second world war, now is your last chance. to come back to me, god. Stop, progress, is a sickness.

[gAmerder4eva]

"you can bet you'll see me coming" oO ?

hahahah :P ;]

[CastJosephine]

@themenaceanish LOL

[themenaceanish]

PC Plum for Prime Minister, oh wait he already is :D!

[TheBlindPig1]

imagine spontaneous combustion. so thats why you keep them in chains. for their somptaneous combustablitity. wait ive just had a midnight summers dream officer, please dont pickle my garlic before the meal is over. God i never know the fruits of paradise, which is? to know. poetry if you dont know is a rebel call. it demands action, not from the present but from the here after. Drugs, everything has meaning. what about what i didnt mean, well thats the personification, of the will unwielded.

[TheMoonPower]

....Are all the men in Balamory gay?

[Mackintosh94]

I LOVE THE COUNTRY

[wallmartFTW]

fuck the police

[autumndroid]

At 1:02 you can hear Michael Jackson doing his " Hee Hee" XD

[yum223]

Anyone else seeing David Cameron or just me? :P

[juan2011svr1]

IM PC Fuck

[abbafan50986]

PC Plum, quick, Miss Hooleys gone mad and is holding all the nursery kids hostage. 'Shhh, can't you see I'm watching insects'

[skinheadhenry]

Pc plum, I killed your doggy...Pc plum I raped your mummy...crazy lyrics for a kids show...or have I just misheard?

[BousteadProductions]

I'm PC Plum & i take it up the bum...

[koolkatt0032]

He dances like a drunken hobo with ants in his trousers. O.o

[mololo5555]

PC Plum Helps his Friends

[MyGoatsNamesMrLemon]

Heres your handbag. Theres nothing in it btw.

[MyGoatsNamesMrLemon]

Whys he stroking an owl O__O"

[peacefrog1916]

pc plum loves the cock.

[Dendiol]

It's David Cameron

[jasmineb226]

@Dendiol Haha!

[Willbos38]

I think the PC in Pc Plum's name stands for Penis Chomper

[officialwytheymusic]

p.c plum is a nob.

[fadingfromview]

LOOOL I'd love to see what he'd do if he caught me smoking weed

[mozarttheraver123]

he went on X factor but sadly didnt make it..... T_T

[iLoveRihanna56]

OMG He said he is CUMING on his bike. LOL

[67sugargirl]

P.C Plum is coming on his bike!

[paulmedley]

hehe the bit when he drags susie sweet across the road

[skakky]

police are scum

[manicdboss23]

This guy wouldn't last 3 seconds in Strathclyde

[chucklevisionman]

the way he's holdin his trousers at 0:41 looks like he's just been for a piss

[teamstarpug]

With my magnifying glass I can look right up your ass and tell you all about the birdsand bees and pugs

[HelloImAPizza]

With my magnifying glass, you can fuck me in the ass.

YOU'LL SEE ME CUMMIN'! 

[skakky]

be more funny if he said birds and bees

[videogamenostalgia]

PC Plum is a crooked cop who accepts bribes to pay for his expensive heroin addiction!!!

[TherymasterWidnes]

Wot about Penny getting skull-dragged across the road!

[PdotDubz]

with my magnifying glass i can look between your ass and stick my PC tiny weenie up your bum

[kingajp1star137]

They forgot the shot of him busting josie's door down on a drugs raid.

[BousteadProductions]

@kingajp1star137 & The one where they find Archies dungeon...

[ilovecristiano01]

lmao when penny is dragged unwillingly across the road :')

[MissFangs666]

@SplitzApple lol.

[bilal3599]

i bet he stole the handbag then gave it back empty

[gordonw01]

What a Gayblade.

[Felixukr]

Im pc plum, i take it up the bum :D

[ItsonlyNatalie]

now i wonder why he walks out out of miss hoolies house..........

[ashleekelly123]

iv'e found ya dogggggy!

[ashleekelly123]

ive seen your doggy!

[VIDCREATOR4U]

is that really what cops do go get a job helping animals

[annoymous28]

with my magnifying glass i can look between your ass

[E1SUNZ]

@annoymous28 lol

[mywwetna]

@annoymous28 im 8 years old and plz stop badmouthing my favourite song :(

[boratsbird]

Shut up thats my dad!!

Only messin... he's obv Archie's bit on the side

[rufuslevy]

pc plum, here's your handbag.

[22YearOldBoy]

He is the gayest cop I have ever seen *LOL*.

[CoreyRaeKoNvIcTMuSiC]

"I'm PC Plum and I love to swallow cum"

"I'm PC Plum and I take it up the bum"

xD

[CoreyRaeKoNvIcTMuSiC]

@CoreyRaeKoNvIcTMuSiC "With my magnifying glass, shove it right up in your ass"

xD

[teamstarpug]

"invite me round for tea! I'll tell you about the birds and the bees, and how I stole your dogs

[ivybeenz]

'bees and birds' urm really Pc Plum? :|

[mjfan19966]

He is only Cop that doesnt arrest anyone!! :L

[TherymasterWidnes]

Im PC Plum, and i'm a sex offender!

[warwick2155]

Imagine an armed robbery and they send 1 man to sort them out, PC Plum on his bike lmao

[smithsmoz17]

I'd tap that

[TopHat789]

Morning Mr Prime Minister

[roxiSKYfox]

*gasp* DAVID CAMARON!?

[megamegan944]

hahahahaha PC Plum I found your doggie hahahaha that makes me laugh every time

[TheDarklord0211]

lol daved cameron!

:l

he used to be a pc plumman?

[yoyomcpeachfuzz]

The Come and Cook Button doesnt work :(

[davyjones800]

I wouldn't dare rob a house in Balamory with him on the loose

[578Leo]

with my magnifying glass i can take it up thee ass

[OBICLARKEKENOBI]

Getting saked by the ConDem government He's not PC Plum anymore he security guard Plum

[chairlle1911]

"Here's your handbag, PC Bum!"

"No problem, thanks for buying me a million pounds worth of goods from your credit cards!"

[Darthvezon681]

What'd be funny if all the criminals were robbing the houses and shops behind him while he was on his bike, lol

[sparkstron73]

Whata cunt

[eyeanator133000]

he has commited some crimes himself .....

- stealing miss hoolies biscuits

- scaring the poor lady bird

- violently handling a poor lady across the road after saying be careful crossing

- stealing a dog and a hand bag then returning them as it he didnt take them

also he called him self a chicken when he was pointing to the sign lol just a few things i found

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[weareleeds28]

@eyeanator133000 ha ha ha cressed up .... lol

[DavitoSmithy]

why hasn't this guy got an oscar?

[xratedcheese]

camp david cameron

[HaiderShami12]

cbeebies is for baby

[HHHKingofKings58]

1:14 "I'm just a chicken!"

[KatieMcLoughlin99]

Bees'n'Burds more like burds'n'bees ;o

[ZACKSPOMPOMPOM]

With my magnifying glass I can stare at your childs ass ;)

[FurryFenNick]

It's all fun and games until he gets stabbed by chavs.

[Starryvideos]

he is cute

*blushes*

[Schweinetot]

Great-the PM used to be a Police Officer! Crime rates sure are going to drop!

[elfanto13]

"PC plum, I found your doggy" was i the only one who laughed at this?

[elfanto13]

legend.

[LeopardPrintPumps]

"heres your handbag", after he had obviously stole it and hidden away from everyone.

[BWBB1]

what a fiend! im amazed he never got arrested for impersonating a police officer!

[ReallyAmBored]

#PC Plum, I found your doggie!#

Luv it...especially his jig.

[WeeChezza123]

pc plum is a lazy bastard :L , he dus fuk all for anyone :L:L ,

[misshobbity]

Damn, everyone got there first with the PC Plum is our new PM joke *sigh*

[DirtySlapadack]

i want to believe!

[skatebmxtom]

does PC Plum actually do any police work?

[JacobBlackIsMyLove]

He's hotter than a shirtless Taylor Lautner....loving the crap dance moves and the gay attitude ;)

[Nattacus]

He seems like a terrible police man

[Felixukr]

WTF @ 0:22

[andyandrews55]

the videos a little out a place

[TherymasterWidnes]

Im PC Plum and i'm a sex offender!

[mancteddybear1690]

Camper than a row of pink tents.

[KOD459]

I'm digging the shitty dance moves.Feel sorry for him LOL

[southparkgtaca]

He wants to teach your kids about the birds and bees....... He really said that.

Creepy cop is creepy.

[doitanywayz]

this is untrue propoganda about the police force being exploited to todlers!!!

[MsLighteBabesz]

koolkillax lmaao. this song sucks

[reloda]

He did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room

[Zimzoft]

the best song ever

[MrNiall01]

he is gay

[alexnkatie]

what a prat you are

[koolkillax]

Shut up asshole!

[alexnkatie]

scumbag

[koolkillax]

Asshole!

[koolkillax]

I'm pc bum and I'll tell you what I am!

I your midnight stalker and I'll always be you enemy!

And if you swear at me we can have a cup of pee!

And talk about my sex and my shagging life

With my magnifying glass I can look between the ass and all the diareah wee look at it run!

[ipodtouchrocks]

hahaha. u have to admit it is funny

[retardocarvalho]

dis is d funniest ting eva wen ur langerz watchn it...d best part is wer he is cycling ova d bridge

[sarahvic92]

when he says "im just a-checkin"

it sounds like he said "im just a chicken"

hahaha love balamory

[Schweinetot]

I'd like to see him confront a serial Murderer or a gang of armed smugglers.

[bajeebas847UK]

Balamory was great

[xboxbloke8]

At the end when he returns the bag, does this mean that muggings actually take place in Balamory? Whats even more shocking is that this prick managed to catch 'em!!!

[TheSillyBillys]

pause at 0:23 lol

He's not meant to be watching for bugs! He's meant to be looking for crime!