ECW - The best of Joel Gertner - Part II/II

[Wirespeak]

Kottonmouth Kings logo on sign at 0:35. Rap-rock + wrestling --> 1999 4 Life.

[ObieG93]

Joel Gertner rhythms better than Lil Wayne!

[newagepun]

apparently he's signed in Billy Corgan's wrestling fed, Resistance Pro.

[Nordfelt]

Joel Gertner + 6 shots = fun girls night on your own :)

[sakbeerslayer365]

while youre all at home beating,i'm the man thats pussy eating...gertner

[TheRealJamDawg]

Gertner was a RIOT. I believe he could have made Andrew Dice Clay and David Lee Roth blush.

[Seanatonin]

He saved the best poem for the ECW Arena and "the family"

[twistidtimmer]

hands down best mic skills of any wrestler and nonwrestler's i've ever seen

[leprechaun81atx]

For some reason i thought there were 3 video's.

its 4am right now so maybe thats a sign to go to sleep, i told your girlfriend to be quiet and not make a peep, i will be there in a few to drive it down deep, she knows offers dont cum around like this and it sure isnt cheap, with promo skills like rock i gave her the cock and she begged for more and said dont stop, give this a thumbs up so it stays on top!!

GERTNER!!!

[BullRonin]

Poetry just Poetry

[GrimReaperTheXIII]

God dammit. I miss the hell out of this shit. I miss good ol' EC fuckin' W.

[revsyz]

The greatest ring-intros ever, bar none. He is so sorely missed, along with the rest of the real ECW.

[ChemR805]

now this is a Rated R Superstar

[DukeofColumbia]

The sexual intellectual, the quintessential studmuffin . . . Joel

I went into her jungle hunting for some beaver, but all I caught was this real nasty fever

your girlfriend ain't dreamin, 'cause she knows I'm a pussy licking demon

Gertner

[rylaid]

In less 10 years, the new power stable in wrestling will be the Studley Boys.

[violenceteacher6669]

the quientacential studmuffin joel

ive been to new york ive been to la ive even been to france, but wherever i go theres always a party in my pants

because vince mcmahon can go suck my worm, and drink my strawberry flavored sperm

i will use her as a utensil, while she lightly sharpens my pencil

i will make her suush, as she gives me a mush, and put my face in her bush

gertner

[violenceteacher6669]

the quientacential studmuffin joel

im just full of sarcasm while your girlfriend is dripping with orgasm

weather there here in dayton there watching me and their masterbatin

all they see is the bacon and eggs then they realize my face is between their legs

gertner

[andycf87]

i can't think of any other non-wrestling character in wrestling history that ever received this much pop from a crowd after saying three words

[MrTeacher1113]

beast

on

the

mic

[Hoodstar1991k973]

@MrTeacher1113 what about the road dogg

[leprechaun81atx]

@Hoodstar1991k973 he would only say the same thing each time he came out. Gertner had new lines pretty much every time he got on the mic.

"The Bacon in her eggs, The man for whom she begs and the face between her legs" line has been used several times but its such a classic phrase.

[TheAmazingSenshi]

Gertner would have been fucking awesome in the origional DX when the Attitude era started and before all this PG bollocks!!!

[bryanero]

fuckin hell there is something with the 90s & good mic work. its like the industry blew all its load in 1 decade

[hoodedkillaray]

If Lady GAGA doesn't let me in her Muff I will poke her face.....LOL

[ViperRob42]

@hoodedkillaray nice

[Narcissism100]

Gertner is a monster.......... WELL WELL WELL

[LeeVilenski147]

Styles just bursts out laughing every single time.

[wolf11]

Joel is the god of talk in wrestling there is no way in hell you could get away with the stuff that Joel says today even in Tna.I really wondering why someone did make a dvd of Taz or Joel hell I would have bought it and as for Joey Styles nobody could ever beat him on the mic in calling a wrestling match .Thank god for dvd and thank you Wrukolakas for given that back to people who never saw this guy on the mic wow .Oh yea Joel was at TNA ppv last Sunday and was on the mic that was the best

[jblank1980]

well....well...well......BEST YOUTUBE EVER

[NestorV]

I love when Joel does his little dance.

Flopping around, no wonder he gets the chicks.

[FUDGZpedal]

YES thank you, I found the one where he was in Chicago, I was there

[newfrickinshow]

btw, that thing about chicks in Minnesota is great because it rhymes, AND it's true.

[alexnzx]

Joel Gertner and Hat Guy, two greatest guys on the planet

[bigmike4424]

And well....well....well!!!!!!!

[Mortiis7]

joel was fucking the best!!!

[bigmike4424]

Joel Gertner is ECW!!!!!!!

[Jyger85]

God, I miss ECW! lol

[willfucker]

Joey Styles and Joel Gertner kick Mike Tenay and Don West's ass.

[biggestbuccofan]

There is a guy in WV at Indy shows who does all of these promos word for word, and the crowd eats it up

[technophaze20]

hahaha legend

[DFV12687]

4:14 The Gertner Pop

[JamalTheTitan]

he seemed surprised at how loud it was. he wanted to cry

[BIGRONE187]

"and well well well"

[topher520]

Joel...... I took a 42 year old women and split her in half and ended up with a pair of 21 year old twins.....Gertner!!!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lmfao, left so much hair between her teeth she could nit herself a sweater

[rbermea]

Joey Styles, he worked for WWE from 2005-2006. And was one of the original ECW color commentators. Now most of these original ECW guys are now in TNA and WWE's ECW is trash now. Ain't extreme anymore. Fucking Vince McMahon. ECW's looking more like WCW to me.

[BruiserDrop]

WWE looking more like WCW to you a a huge compliment to WWECW. WCW had great wrestling from start to finish. WCW was able to fill an arena without taping a different show the same night and holding fans hostage. WCW was great and one of the best wrestling promotions of all time. WWECW is trash. If anything WWECW should remind you of FCW.

[bokprop420]

@rbermea doesn't styles still work for WWE in the creative department?

[15HDTv]

@bokprop420 Styles still works at WWE

but at WWE.com not at the Creative dept.

[316cenasucks]

joel gertner was the king of cutting promos back in ec dub

[316cenasucks]

joel gertner is a fucking legend! well well well epic!

[Frds84]

gertner in pwg would be the shit!!!

[shea0281]

Joel a tisket a tasket let put my biscuit

in you basket Gertner!!

[drmgiver]

Damn! I never knew they ever got out to MN let alone brought a PPV here. Wow.

[madmanszalinski]

I love the stories how he dropped out of an Ivy League school less than a semester away from his college diploma to go on the road with ECW.

[jamietna1]

Well Well Well ...;)

[Milanous199]

I'm looking for Joel to bring to our indie shows, does anyone know how i can get ahold of him

[GhostlyPapaya]

by the neck

[teddyboysmith2]

ive got the guilty as charged ppv on vhs, a classic promo by joel

[boru25]

Do you think 'The Rock' stole Gurner's style of talking?

[Sasfoot]

Joel Gertner was the greatest mic man in the history of the original ECW. My brother and I met and got a picture of us with him at an indy event in Queens a few months after the end of the original ECW.

All of the fans in the arena were relaxing between matches when we heard "Well, well, well" over the PA system. The place went fuckin' crazy when Gertner came out. We were all lucky enough to be treated to a 4 minute, yes 4 minute "Quintessential Studmuffin" rant by the man himself.

[FresnoCA93727]

He's gotta be a pretty cool guy to hang out with.

[marlboronegro07]

My personal favorite is " I like blowjobs from the east and I love them in the south, so shut honey and put my balls in your mouth....Gertner

[jcrossney]

My all-time fav Gertner "The girls will know when I reach their esophagus, that I'm hung like Mr. Snuffaluffagus....Gertner"

[BREAKTHECODE2222009]

joel is my uncle!!!!!!

[fuknut13]

i always liked when he flapped his arms when he got excited. MAN seein these & other ecw vids really makes me iss the good ol days of ecw. not this vince bs

[NoRulesInNam]

lol!! the arm flapping was hilarious.

[NdotDiggity]

The arm flaps was hilarious. But this does make you miss the good days of wrestling.

[solaflair]

The Quintessential Studmuffin!!! theres way more i can remember then these, someone has to find them.

[dizzle5150]

wow man ECW the woodstock of wrestling

[bigl240]

If its a crime for my COCK to be large, then you know Im always GUILTY AS CHARGED!!

[kevfuller1]

I think he is my Dad!!!!

[Stefan990]

Gertner is the man.  ECW is not the same without him. WWE should have picked him up.

[BrickCity4eva]

well he would b 2 hot 4 tv and vince would have fired....him..sad

[Stefan990]

ECW crowds are the BEST!!!

[jamiethomaslane]

I always liked 'all the women in buffalo want to take me to court/ cos they swallowed my stuff now the want child support' and 'Men are from Mars/ women are from Venus/ But when they fly to earth/ they like to ride on my Penis' aalso 'A tisket a tasket/ my brisket in your basket' Fuck WWE this guy should be in TNA.

[Matt0496]

WELLL...WELLL WELLL

[Stefan990]

Gertner is the man. The WWE should have picked him up.

[willfucker]

@Stefan990 WWE would never touch Gertner, especially when Cena and HHH are promoting the PG WWE.

[LoganFlay]

Forgive me for not knowing this whole thing, but heres the best I have to offer...

Joel "... and in edina, I get all the vagina. Theres non left in st paul, cause I banged 'em all, and I couldnt leave the twin cities, without squeezing a new pair of titties, so I met this hot little piece named erica, and did her in the parking lot of the Mall of America" Gertner

[JPalto]

the sound at the begging was a lil messed up

529

[TheManAbove]

Why in the bloody hell was the promo from Heatwave 99 not in either of these? That was one a classic. The one when he talked about movies that came out during that time. For example: "...Slept with The General's Daughter" as well the "Inspect her gadget" line. Not to mention this: "Joel 'Whether the ladies are at home, or here in Dayton, they're watching me and masturbatin'' Gertner".

[sharonsslave]

hey joel dont show your tits ecw for life

[Wrukolakas]

Thank you for all your comments and ratings on my video. I agree with all of you. I feel sorry for Joel that none of the current wrestling associations seems to appreciate his work and skills. It also makes me mad. Because just as "Cyrus" said he cuts the best and funniest promos ever.

By the way, this video seems to be so good, that other Youtube useres are uploding it as there own. But belive me, i did the f'n work putting all this together. If i'm copied, my work must be good ;-).

CU

[bokprop420]

ECW had some of the best workers there, unfortantly sleazy e stole a lot of em. Jericho...Mysterio...Pyschosis­, Raven, mikey whipwreck, Sandman, stevie, shane douglas, sabu.

[mexizona858]

i recently said joel gertner is a x-rated version of lanny poffo, but funnier. joel was funny as a face, but his heel stuff i loved, he was a factor in why the dudleys were the most hated and greatest tag team in ecw history. don't get mad that joel don't get hired, WWE is aimed toward kids and TNA is a rip off watered down ECW. i would rather sit here on youtube and watch old ECW stuff than watch anything that is currently on TV.

[EvenflowBlack]

I could be wrong here, but I was led to understand that Joel doesn't really want to work regularly in wrestling any more; there are loads of wrestling companies that would chew their arms off just to book him.

[MegaMan632]

does anyone have the one where he says, "with the thrust of my pelvis, i gave her the shit that killed Elvis" im looking for that one for a long time

[Wrukolakas]

Do you know when and where (PPV, TNN, Hardcore TV) he said that ?

[ECWnWWF]

I wish their more of Joel Gertner (Studley Dudley) when he was a heel, in the corner of the Dudley Boys...

[TNA5150Homicide]

just fuckin hilarious, no other way to describe it

[J742]

Can u get the segments of Joel and Cyrus? Those were classic!!!

[Wrukolakas]

OK. Will be available soon.

[Stefan990]

To Wrukolakas :

Please post the entire segment where Joey Styles does the intro and passes it to Gertner and then Cyrus comes in, "Excuse me. Excuse me."

[Wrukolakas]

I think i already uploaded that one:

Joel Gertner vs. Cyrus - Part 1/3 - The First Encounter

[Stefan990]

To Wrukolakas :

Thanks a lot. I've seen Joel Gertner vs. Cyrus - Part 1/3.  What I am trying to saying is that I like to see the entire Joel Gertner segments from begining (crowd shouting ECW) to end (Gertner's promo). Please post more of the entire Gertner segment.

[Wrukolakas]

Ah ok, I see. This might take some time, but i'll upload more of Gertner in the future.

[Stefan990]

Thanks a lot. I can't get enough of Gertner. Joey Styles and Joel Gertner is the best way to start a wrestling show.

[Stefan990]

To Wrukolakas:

Please, please post more Joel Gertner promos. We can't get enough of the quintessential stud muffin.

[FallenAngelKingdom]

the rock ain't nothing on him

[KENNYJR1013]

thanks again wrukolakas second greatest video on youtube