Jeff Dunham & Walter: A history of TV highlights

[Jxfjfjbfkv]

Don't fuck with the pupet dude lol

[cherryicepops]

com to australiaaaaa

[HEBisreal]

I THINK ACHMED WAS HIS BEST

[XXLSSBBW]

Walter for president in 2012

[countrygirl1462]

its funny that his puppets can say anything and get a laugh but if jeff ever insults some1 he will get the crap beat out of him

[bridgett026]

OMG this is the best one yet.....LOVE Walter

[BabiiiZoilaia173]

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[diggyba]

3:03 is epic!! Stare off!

[mcjjensen]

LOL " i figered out what NBC nothing but CRAP!"

[emtambulance]

@mcjjensen very wise puppet

[daemonpoet]

@mcjjensen Your comment makes Eddie Murphy come to mind for some reason.

[DarkPaladin24]

look i got the brothers laughing and the cracker is pissed lmao

[emlsox4life]

Walter is the funniest puppet in Jeff Dunham's arsenal!

[StupidityRox]

lol NCB= Nothing But Crap

[9511ALI9511]

LOL DONT F*** WITH A PUPPET DUDE :P

[Briannajuice]

@9511ALI9511 I have a feeling it's not 'dude.' xD

[minxtamer]

@9511ALI9511

Actually it was, "don't F**K with a puppet, Dick."...speaking back to the voice over.

[escrescencia]

i'll be cold in hell far...

[sambyrnerocks10]

dont fuck with a puppet dude

[derricaantonio]

Thx for posting. Sitting here sick on new years eve, nothing to do but maybe laugh a bit..

Happy New Year

[Frankabdl]

Sorry to see you're sick. Hope you'll get better soon. Have a nice 2010.

[Animecrazymaniac]

jeff dunham is a comedy genius.

that's all there is.

[gekko88]

What does he say on 03:25 ? Can't understand him..

[ritzv74]

I love Walter.

[TheCowboy139]

dont beep with a puppet dik

[Sargesgrl12]

"Oh, Mr. Clark's a comedian. Heh, heh, heh, heh." ROFL!! Makes me laugh so hard every time. XD

[R74W2]

i never knew that Dunham has been doing this for so long

[proddster]

since he was 14 hes been doing this..the late 80's/early 90's was his first televised event. its mostly on youtube

[hijacker1234565]

walter might look evillll but he is funny as hellll lol everytime

[bbteddy12]

"it will be a cold day in hell if I ever come back"

LOL

Walter is Awesome! :D

[Gr8Teaist]

Walter is EVIIIILL!

[Aramizito]

I need a diaper! LOL

[TheCowboy139]

i got the brothers laughing and the crackerz pissed! xD ROFLMBO**

[Skulblaka1987]

and don't forget: "three hundred million sperm, thats the one that got through" XD!!!

[jifkitchen]

so, swanny, whats the deal with this guy?

[loopsterland]

lol

[BlakeMason2]

Fave line--Don't fuck with a puppet dick.

[Sparxx747]

He Had a  MULLET LMFAO

[freedomeagle50]

3:00 ahahhahahah

[Astiment05]

LMAO

How long do you clip the hair out of your ears?

As Soon as you clip the ones under your freakin noseXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[crashinator1]

IRS

Ignorant

Runty

Shitheads

[johnspears5]

the government has to have some way to get money. WHen the United states didnt have taxes, everything was messed up.

[crashinator1]

thank you Dr. literal of joke haters

[SpectraNyte]

That clip was funny and all...but I couldn't help wondering....how old is Jeff? About 500 years or so? I swear, the guy must be a vampire...he doesn't age! He looks the same age now as he did when he was doing skits on Carson! lol

[debbielewis29]

i think jeff is about 48 yers old. he looks really good for someone thats about to turn 50

[narutocursemark]

Yo where can I see that thing were they r dissin each other LOL. That was funny. The "brothers" were crackin up XD.

[datfk]

"300,000,000 sperm and thats the one that got through"

LOL! You noticed how Jeff can say anything through his puppets and not get in trouble for anything?

[xxAlchemistressxx]

lmfao, i noticed that too! must be a brilliant job xD

[Prod1Kh]

@datfk Yeah. If Jeff said that without Walter there he'd get punched out.

[porkandswine]

mad funny

 "got the brothers laughin........"

[chivalryalive]

The humor often progresses or differs from tour to tour however some lines do repeat. Keep in mind that some of his characters are known for, and appreciated, for their particular 'call-sign' jokes.

Yes, Dunham is very quick with his improvisational humor too. I believe that's the sign of a true 'entertainer'.

[JoeyNinersFan]

The only problem with Jeff Dunham is that he repeats the same jokes, even though they are funny. I think he's better actually thinking on his feet and doing things as he goes along because he can be a brilliant comedian.

Anyway, whats the name of the guy behind the desk at 0:49?

[GameAce6]

Johnny Carson from The Tonight Show on NBC.

[explosionguy]

u mean "nothing but crap"

[Damjan992]

What Mr. Clark sad @ 4:55?

[BlueSilverStars]

I love some of the shit Jeff can get away with saying because its said through Walter... xD

[homiex04]

i luv that last coment " dont f*ck with a pupet dick"

[dylandajuggalo]

i rs is the house tax i think

[CatronixOnYT]

Or the Internal Revenue Service, google it.

[Jarlochan]

Jeff Dunham is fricken awesome! Walter is his best character.

[CutterProductions]

awesome

[tonybek1]

4:24 hahaha lol

[R4MF4N81]

Walters the best out of them all.

[videogameplayingboon]

nice, but you could've used newer clips.

I viewed your videos, now you view mine!

[Titantro]

fucking funny shit

[KeithUrbanCounrtyGrl]

omg how old is jeff duhnam now?

[yocool77]

i think he is 49

[malizlato]

It's american tax service

[malizlato]

Internal Revenue Service

[SepticPsycho]

Thank you... :)

[Gmetallic]

hahaha

[yellowinater]

NBC:nothing but crap LOL!

[whyyouaresoperfect]

shut up we're finished! :D lolz

[APierson96]

XD!!!

[m4a1maverick1]

300 million sperms THATS The one that came out!

[bloodangle666]

Reba yea

[PokeyTheElite]

jeff has glasses?

[darkstar4life09]

haha i didnt know he used to rock a mullet

[sintjozefcollege]

hahahaha!! 5/5 man Jeff Dunham is to good man.

[harlow1319]

i got the brothers laughing and the crackers pissed

[ruingirl6]

Because of a piece of wood lol XD

[dogdewdogschool]

WOW! I couldn't even see the puppet's lips move when Jeff was talking! That's talent!

[loverofanimals212]

4:05

[jordans896]

LOL!! 2:o3 is hilarious how hes shaking his head at her. And i love when he says " 3 million sperm and thats the one that got through" LOL!! This shit is hella funny.

[redwing51340]

Don't mean to be technical, but it was 300 million sperm. Still funny though.

[Fosterpython]

Man those it looks like it's the first comedian those black dudes see, they just crackin' themselves up!

[henhen7890]

When the two black guys were on the side and the white guy was in the middle, wlter should of said some thing like "theres two blacks and a white in the middle. HEY ITS A OREO!"

[krazee81]

You should prob leave the jokes up to Walter?

[nowayout4u]

wut did he say when he asked michael irvin to do what he used to...

[redwing51340]

He asked him to look into the camera and say "DY-NO-MITE!"

[bigw49]

at 1:45 reba's about to strangle Walter! lol

[CelineDeStar]

what was the show he was on in hte first clip?

[dhomed]

i love how he moves in 2:03 hahaha like you got it coming biatch! haha

[goldcrome16]

hiba stop eating in your sleep

[WAWR17]

he's my wife's first husband, he payed my morgage hahahahahah hes been dating my grandaughter

[singergal95]

damn he is hilarious

[Skulblaka1987]

"oh, look i got the brothers laughing and the cracker's pissed"

XD god you gotta love Jeff and Walter

[DrFunny23541]

Nothin' But Crap

LOLOL

[linwooddeaton]

Anyone ever notice how Walter only needs white hair to look like Biden? LOL.

[chocolatcats]

I too keep coming back to see Jeff. Cant help it; he's too funny and too cute...I like Pnut best. Like Jeff's old hair dos...glad he cut it

[4x4kiddo]

holy crap 1:25 Jeff looks JUST LIKE Keifer Sutherland

[ELiJELLiBELLi]

lmaoo; I ♥ Jeff Dunham.. he looks so young here.. omg..

[155390]

NBC= Nothing But Crap!

XD

[Horsiegirl51]

1:10! BAHAHAHAHA!

[LADYSAVS1]

My god it keeps getting better! It is hysterical.!! That is greaat!

[Gathol]

i keep coming back it's sooooo funny.

[hpa2005]

"He's 26, and he's handsome, sounds like another John Kruk." *evil look from John*

"What da know, 300 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"

priceless

[alberts7016]

300,000,000 millon sperm thats the one that got through

[hpa2005]

Irvin looks like his about to fall on the floor laughing during the "DYNOMIIITE!!!" bit

[AssassinOfSouls]

i think he pissed his pants haha ^^

[dchang11]

Are you going to Michael Jackson's sleepover again?

[puptentacle]

"Don't fuck with the puppet, Dick." Awesome!!!

[killingman22]

that was the best

[IIOverkill]

lol that chris guy or whatever got pissed at the gay joke

[chelsee989]

that was so funny.i love it when walter says

"i finally kniw what nbc means,nothin but crap!!!"

[sexyme1956]

this guy is the greatest i would love to see him in person i lobe the terrist the greatest ever lol walter is good too and halapeyo on a stick also

[sanchorb]

Dunham is awesome, everybody talks to the dummy just like he was someone else, and they seem on the verge of kicking his ass...just like the guy at 3:05. Amazing reactions from the people he bashes.

[sanchorb]

What was the name of the series where that actor used to shout "DYNOMIIITE!!!"? Can´t remember it for many days.

[brooklynjoker]

good times

[comgeek24]

@sanchorb Good Times, Jimmy JJ Walker

[canofbeanz]

go walter! : )

[zebster2103]

Nothing but crap xD!!

[hiphopisntacrime]

: )

[humphappy4736]

LOFL

[CatwomanAngela]

where can i fine the clip van the black guys were laughing ???

[ivonix2]

Jeff can diss people and get away from it

[Gathol]

reba's actin'  sugar ray is reactin. LOL 40? heh heh heh. LOL

[dilbar0786]

What walter meant by fire masters comercial at 1:58.

And what was the name of the man at 1:30

[gregmyersjr]

Thigh Master commercials

[Gathol]

i love how walter smirks at her when she gets pissed. LOL

[statboy08]

Suger Ray Leonard - famous boxer

-response to dilbar0786

[jacklynkoda]

how old is jeff

[dilbar0786]

He is 48 year old.

[hpa2005]

"He's 26 and he's handsome, sounds like another John Kruk." "Hey Irvin!, Irvin, do that thing you used to do on the sitcom, look at the camera and say: DUN-O-MIGHT!" "How do like that: 300 million sperm, thats the one that got through."

[angealsbustersword2]

oh mr. clark is a comedian hehe

dont fuck with tha puppet Dick

[tacomandie]

LOL. the black guys were laughing their asses off

[lepperleg]

lmao

[Mbk606]

He.....Had....A.....MULLET!!!!­

[fastgr]

Dont fuck with a puppet dick! AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA LMAO

[countryman428]

u aint lying walter will mess ur shit up he has more come backs than rosie does fat rolls

[xXIMikeIXx]

REEEEEBBBBBBBBAAAAA

[MikeNascar9]

i like it when he was on with john kruk

[DJSylux]

THIS IS ON jEFF dUNHAMS WEBSITE. this VID.

ITS SO FUNNY

[daniel19831123]

Jeff Dunham is so gorgeous. He looks good when he was younger and he still look stunning now. lol. Not to mentioned the talent!

[jayemerald99]

NBC=Nothing But Crap

[Skulblaka1987]

"look i got the brothers laughing and the crackers pissed" XD i fell out of my seat laughing at that one

[PDValentine]

I wish I had 2% of his talent.

[Parojik]

ya know..chris is married

good cover

=D he is awesome

[OhhhBaybay33]

does anyone else think jeff looks like dennis quade? jeff is so cute! exspecialy with glasses :) anyway, its like he speaks his mind through his puppets. love him :)

[1niloc3]

i think Jeff takes some serious chances with ppl. but he is great so i don't think anyone takes offense too much. sometimes u really forget that the character on his leg is made of wood and that it's all jeff. oh boy.

[PotterFan411]

i know! its like its a different person its hilarious!

[MidnightKimiko]

how old are ya?

40

haha ok XD

[KBGUY09]

I didn't realize how long Jeff's been doing this. He's got to get on The Colbert Report.

[AssassinOfSouls]

I wanna see the video from 2:57 to 4:20 its so funny!

[gmansxc]

2.56 - 4.20 pure genious lol makes them dudes get angry but the black guys take it on the chin. yan-a-my lmaoooooooo

[carlapitt]

lol Jeff plays the characters so well, that nobody gets angry with him, but with the characters... And that measures his quality..

Great!

[MaximumRideChick3]

dont f**k with the puppet dick! LMAO

[jman22y]

"go *beeep* a puppet dick" ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[tankeduponalcohol]

Actually, I think he says "Don't fuck with the puppet, Dick."

[doughnuts1]

duh, retard

what tankeduponalcohol said

[tiberio585]

i figured out what NBC stands for Nothin But Crap

[RagnaroekChaos]

Well Homer Simpson said in the Bonus Material of the Movie DVD it stands for

"Never

Been

Crabbier"

[dopbarnet]

oh look at that! i had the brothers laughing and the craker pissed!1 soo damn good!

[NUTEBAGA2006]

this is one amazing devil

[teeter552007]

Hey michael do that thing you used to do look in to the camra and say a dadada

[dunnzer5]

he said dy-na-mite not dadada

[Jonkri2609]

It's Dumb am i..

[starrburstkisses]

omg thats soo true and jeff is so awesome coming up wiht all this

[justinwillow]

"Walter I hope your in a little better frame of mind next time" "It be a cold day in hack if I ever come back"

[dunnzer5]

hell not hack

[DonnyCorleone01]

out of 300 million sperm & that's the one that got through.....OMG HAHAHAHAHA

[blackxypher]

Ohh My god! Have you seen how irving's dressed? Are you going over to Micheal Jackson's sleep over again?

[Pyronology]

So funny XD