@xyoop parasites?? dude every living creature in this earth is a fucking parasite to the planet.. Besides it's just regular bugs that eat you when your dead.. a parasite requires it's host to still be fucking alive.. geez doesn't anyone go to school these days.
@xyoop Ha! not being able to comprehend the most basic words of the english language.. FURTHER proves how much of an idiot you really are. Thanks for playing.. have a great day you dunce!
@xyoop that's not a nice thing to say no matter what you believe. as much as xLP66 is expressing their belief you shouldn't be mean. btw, we are all human, and if you hate humans you hate yourself
This is really not funny. Christians are loving people; if you know Christians who do not love, they are only nominally christian, not Christian. Please stop making fun of us, I promise God loves you whether you love Him or not. Just ask Him sincerely and purely..He'll reveal Himself to you, as He did to me.
@threecards333 yes if only you "commited christians" who submit videos on to youtube, would allow EVERYONE to comment without nazi-fying the comments sections. Do you like the freedom to view a semi- atheist video(although it was mainly about making fun of a specific cult) and the liberty to say whatever you want? atheist can't do that in a religious video cause they might get offended boo hoo. again Fucking pathetic.
@WordsWontWork hahahaha that was pathetic.. i'd rather ask "barney" if he loves me, for he is a fictional character who i can see everyday with my child on PBS. Have a great day.
my mom sez im going 2 hell because i dont follow the christian faith. i dont believe that though,im not atheist i believe in god but religions are not the truth. i dont think god wants every1 to hate and kill people over the "true" religion when every couple centuries religions and religious views change.
@shinigamistarr good job man, that's a christians last resort saying "you're going to hell" keep your mind open and you'll find the world is a lot more enjoyable, well done!
Haha! Yeah right! Those aren't photoshopped. Even if they were, I've seen crazy signs like that on side of the road. 'YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!' And Jesus Camp?! What's that about?
N-U-T-T-Y R-E-L-I-G-I-O-U-S
E-X-T-R-E-M-I-S-T-S
Just say no to religion kiddos- you won't go to hell. You don't need a religion or a church to believe in a higher power.
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Catholics are not Christians. The Pope perpetrated all the atrocities you accuse true Christians of. For this cause the name of Christ is blasphemed among the heathen.
Who's acting? If you were really a true anarchist instead of an anti-christ, I think, that you would want the grace of God, so that you could be free from the law. Then truly their could be no law or ordinance against you. I hate religion and government and now by that grace, walk in liberty.
Ok,I'm gonna change my religion to "Believer", becuase of the haters like those Chruch going people. The South is amazing, EVERYONE goes to Church, but Bible knowledge is scarce. Atheists, and Agnostics, here's how to find a REAL Believer: Ask them stuff in the Bible that a person wouldn't know UNLESS THEY ACTUALLY READ IT!!!!! Comedy Jesus, thanks for the eye-opening vids.
wiggles, you DO realize that those aren't REAL church signs? By the way, I'm a "CHURCH" going person, and I KNOW the Bible. By the way, I think these church signs are funny...
Awesome. You realize they're just joking, right? It wouldn't even make sense to say the earth is 2000 years old because Israel's Bible goes back way further than that.
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These are all fake signs generated on the internet. Athiests can't find REAL bigotry from mainstream churches so they have to generate it.
Not to say there aren't fringes that have a hate-message; but most churches teach love. If only they'd learn to get political, and stop being tools for war and be peacemakers as God commanded. Only when we learn to reach out to others in a loving way will we win hearts and minds.
As mentioned in the description, these signs are made by Jesus. And as far as not finding "REAL bigotry from mainstream churches", I laughed so hard wine squirted out my nose.
ComedyJesus is agnostic, beleives he is the Saviour, biblically incorrect in his way of life and in his videos. We'll see when the true Jesus says, "I never knew you, depart from me"
damn christians are sick.
trampledone 8 months ago
The signs i could care less, but i wouldn't put pass the religious people from actually making those types of signs.
mmmodafoca 1 year ago
viva la atheism
xyoop 1 year ago
@xyoop yeah we'll see how that pays off after your dead
xLP66 1 year ago
@xLP66 parasites will love you when you're dead
xyoop 1 year ago
@xyoop parasites?? dude every living creature in this earth is a fucking parasite to the planet.. Besides it's just regular bugs that eat you when your dead.. a parasite requires it's host to still be fucking alive.. geez doesn't anyone go to school these days.
mmmodafoca 1 year ago
@mmmodafoca what the fuck are you talking about?
xyoop 1 year ago
@xyoop Ha! not being able to comprehend the most basic words of the english language.. FURTHER proves how much of an idiot you really are. Thanks for playing.. have a great day you dunce!
mmmodafoca 1 year ago
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@mmmodafoca what the fuck are you talking ABOUT?
xyoop 1 year ago
@xyoop that's not a nice thing to say no matter what you believe. as much as xLP66 is expressing their belief you shouldn't be mean. btw, we are all human, and if you hate humans you hate yourself
WordsWontWork 1 year ago 2
My favorite one is "We told you so"
tienen23 1 year ago
seems like most of the rational posts have been flagged and/or marked as spam
threecards333 1 year ago
This is really not funny. Christians are loving people; if you know Christians who do not love, they are only nominally christian, not Christian. Please stop making fun of us, I promise God loves you whether you love Him or not. Just ask Him sincerely and purely..He'll reveal Himself to you, as He did to me.
WordsWontWork 1 year ago 2
@WordsWontWork thank you finially another committed christian on online comments. God bless you.
threecards333 1 year ago
@threecards333 yes if only you "commited christians" who submit videos on to youtube, would allow EVERYONE to comment without nazi-fying the comments sections. Do you like the freedom to view a semi- atheist video(although it was mainly about making fun of a specific cult) and the liberty to say whatever you want? atheist can't do that in a religious video cause they might get offended boo hoo. again Fucking pathetic.
mmmodafoca 1 year ago
@WordsWontWork hahahaha that was pathetic.. i'd rather ask "barney" if he loves me, for he is a fictional character who i can see everyday with my child on PBS. Have a great day.
mmmodafoca 1 year ago
NOT FUNNY
WordsWontWork 1 year ago
@WordsWontWork WAS FUNNY.
purplederple 1 year ago
Christinsanity = Religion of Peaces!
martialme84 2 years ago
my mom sez im going 2 hell because i dont follow the christian faith. i dont believe that though,im not atheist i believe in god but religions are not the truth. i dont think god wants every1 to hate and kill people over the "true" religion when every couple centuries religions and religious views change.
shinigamistarr 2 years ago
@shinigmistarr
Wow, that's a refreshing message to read! Good job bud, you're one of the few who can actually think for themselves! :)
Spetsop 2 years ago
@Spetsop
thank u i tried explaining this 2 my mother and she cried and sed that jesus will damn me 2 hell 4 blasphemus beliefs.
shinigamistarr 2 years ago
@shinigamistarr good job man, that's a christians last resort saying "you're going to hell" keep your mind open and you'll find the world is a lot more enjoyable, well done!
MrCo312 2 years ago
@shinigamistarr Don't listen to your blind ass mom.
13expose13 2 years ago
@shinigamistarr God bless you for being brave and saying people should NOT kill eachother for religious beliefs. God loves people like you.
WordsWontWork 1 year ago
All religions suck
kaduisaui 2 years ago 2
Possibly in bad taste...
thelyniezian 2 years ago
Who cares which religion is the biggest? They're all superstitious crap.
davidls11 2 years ago 5
Those were photoshopped you ignorant stupid fucks.
Goldiney 2 years ago
Haha! Yeah right! Those aren't photoshopped. Even if they were, I've seen crazy signs like that on side of the road. 'YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!' And Jesus Camp?! What's that about?
N-U-T-T-Y R-E-L-I-G-I-O-U-S
E-X-T-R-E-M-I-S-T-S
Just say no to religion kiddos- you won't go to hell. You don't need a religion or a church to believe in a higher power.
nonabird80 2 years ago
I believe there is a God....but christians take it to a whole other level like damn
cicla 2 years ago
Christians of a Fundamentalist persuasion are horrible people. Normal christians are apologists.
formless777 2 years ago
I once used the sign at 0:27 and wrote
"paedophile free since 1993" on it and posted it into my neighbors letterbox anonymously.
There was a community meeting about it. a week later.lol
godlessmessiah 2 years ago
Q: What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A: Acne doesn't usually come on a boy's face until he's 13 or 14 years old.
davidls11 2 years ago 25
God forgive you.
Richierua 2 years ago
lol, good one. and may the flying spaghetti monster forgive you.
davidls11 2 years ago 14
I'm going to hell just for reading that..lol
beatsbytheory 2 years ago 3
@davidls11 fuck you
xLP66 1 year ago
Wow, it's scary and sad at the same time.
Tom123collins 3 years ago 2
and it takes humour to another level,
p.s. great choice of music.
LuvLennonMcCartney 3 years ago
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Catholics are not Christians. The Pope perpetrated all the atrocities you accuse true Christians of. For this cause the name of Christ is blasphemed among the heathen.
reginaDexant 3 years ago
yes because the protestant persecutions of catholics across ireland and the holy wards fought by both Catholics and protestants never happened right?
and the invasion of iraq twice under orders of methodists believing that god will grant them victory never happened right?
get your head out of your ass, every religion has caused violence even atheism, dont act like your any fucking better
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago 2
Who's acting? If you were really a true anarchist instead of an anti-christ, I think, that you would want the grace of God, so that you could be free from the law. Then truly their could be no law or ordinance against you. I hate religion and government and now by that grace, walk in liberty.
reginaDexant 3 years ago
love how you completely avoided my points in favor of an another argument xD
im not an anarchist
PyroAnarchist23 3 years ago 3
I think all Christians are assholes.
akinadownhillace 2 years ago
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reginaDexant 2 years ago
My body isn't a part of Christ. I'm a atheist and you fucking crazy.
akinadownhillace 2 years ago
That is just completely disgusting.
formless777 2 years ago
so you think over half the people in america are assholes?
bloodybloodshed 2 years ago
Pretty much yeah. Try visiting outside the borders of your own country.
akinadownhillace 2 years ago
baptists are not christians either. they're super christians, the real chosen people!
breaddheadd 2 years ago
Real church signs are even more hateful and stupid.
davidls11 3 years ago 2
Ok,I'm gonna change my religion to "Believer", becuase of the haters like those Chruch going people. The South is amazing, EVERYONE goes to Church, but Bible knowledge is scarce. Atheists, and Agnostics, here's how to find a REAL Believer: Ask them stuff in the Bible that a person wouldn't know UNLESS THEY ACTUALLY READ IT!!!!! Comedy Jesus, thanks for the eye-opening vids.
wigglesza 4 years ago 4
wiggles, you DO realize that those aren't REAL church signs? By the way, I'm a "CHURCH" going person, and I KNOW the Bible. By the way, I think these church signs are funny...
djparrish01 3 years ago 3
I love Church sign generator dot com.
JessCausey 4 years ago
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I'm no christian but I can tell an unfair attack when I see one.
implicaverse 4 years ago
Awesome. You realize they're just joking, right? It wouldn't even make sense to say the earth is 2000 years old because Israel's Bible goes back way further than that.
Tony1584 4 years ago 6
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These are all fake signs generated on the internet. Athiests can't find REAL bigotry from mainstream churches so they have to generate it.
Not to say there aren't fringes that have a hate-message; but most churches teach love. If only they'd learn to get political, and stop being tools for war and be peacemakers as God commanded. Only when we learn to reach out to others in a loving way will we win hearts and minds.
Cyrus255 4 years ago
As mentioned in the description, these signs are made by Jesus. And as far as not finding "REAL bigotry from mainstream churches", I laughed so hard wine squirted out my nose.
ComedyJesus 4 years ago 7
Wine? Maybe you were just having bloody nose, Jesus.
Aeinstein13 4 years ago
Cyrus255, bigotry: "stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own." but that's true
of every religion for every other. each thinks
the other is crazy. They are *all* right
about that!
(Hmm. Does that make me a bigot? no - I don't hold beliefs, I follow the evidence.)
farvision 4 years ago 2
But he's right, all you jackasses that gave him thumbs down. The description itself says the signs are fake.
mark5hs 3 years ago
Not necessarily Tony1584 - God may have invented history to test our faith.
ComedyJesus 4 years ago 9
@ComedyJesus LMFAO!!!
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
lol
ProtestantPwner 4 years ago 3
Oh, yeah! Now I remember why I won't have anything to do with Christianity or related hate-mongers
psientist 5 years ago 2
Malachi 1:3 makes these things seem like they might be real.
BanditmanEXE 5 years ago 2
@BanditmanEXE like usual no one has any decent sense of context
threecards333 1 year ago
hmm... light quotes are one thing, but those signs would deter anyone from the truth!
stevenruttan 5 years ago
You won't get away with this!
odori983 5 years ago
Does this work?
odori983 5 years ago
ComedyJesus is agnostic, beleives he is the Saviour, biblically incorrect in his way of life and in his videos. We'll see when the true Jesus says, "I never knew you, depart from me"
odori983 5 years ago