South Park Jesus vs Santa Claus

[cokeandhalozz]

What season ???

[NICKIMINAJFAN160]

You're a big fat fuck Cartman

When you walk down street people said

DAMN it that's a big fat FUCK

[The400Tigerzrule]

F**k you .it's about ham .no you f**ker

[lordtufty]

"There can be only one!" Highlander bant

[bud389]

ROFLMFAO, HAHAHAHA, FUCKING MORTAL KOMBAT MUSIC!

[kitkatgirl323]

and i didnt know that such early eps of sotuh park actually sucked so much

[kitkatgirl323]

id help jesus no i id help santa no jesus no santa no jesus GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[mikalahingson]

i never knew jesus fought or talked like that

[mikalahingson]

god you fucken fat ass hahaha tat is to funny holy shit it is jesus he came to kill you

[bigman1171]

im pretty sure i would want my birthday on christmas

[penguingirltimes3]

Good god... XP

[muddy1buddy]

Xd

[MultiAppleboy123]

Lol those are some pretty fucked up jues

[nthghostman13]

LOL that's pretty fucked up right there

hahahahha

[Callofduty4nub]

LOL 1:28 to 1:29

[roguemofo8]

the REAL first episode of south park

[gabbib123]

@minecraftdominator false Kenny dies in EVERY episode lol!!!!!!! :) :) :)

[singergurl3211]

@gabbib123 no actually there are 2 or three episodes where he doesnt :)

[gabbib123]

@singergurl3211 oh ya i forgot about those lol but the majority ]of them end in his death lol

[singergurl3211]

@gabbib123 lol when i first saw an episode where kenny didn't die i was like O.O

[gabbib123]

@singergurl3211 ikr i was like hmmmm... whats missing

[LoveTheWayYouLie70]

i can do the same voice as cartmen its awesome

[minecraftdominator]

Kenny gets killed almost every epi

[MrMegaman11111]

Funny but y Kenny

[noms3000]

the cartman voice was soooo much better back then

[superstar12002]

nooooooooo not kenny!!!!!!!

[heyallieg1]

NO NOT HAM YOU PIECE OF F*** lol

[UnrealVirusInfection]

i cussed in third grade but not like this

[erikweldingmusician]

does anyone know the name of that short guitar riff played after the theme song on most the episodes.? if you know plz message me

[edavidramos]

Thumbs up if you remember watching this video in the '99 on your Tiger Woods Sony Playstation DVD.

[KKat4500]

3:07 LOL

[rs2607]

this is ducking funyyy

[nostopnosign]

Love this video youtubers

[MrMinecrafterEXTreme]

Well I know who I'm going for

[TheUnKnoWn2206]

the mortal kombat song lol



[tapion567]

at 2:00, i hear the UMK3 theme

[TheEpixBunnie]

how sad

[TheEpixBunnie]

santa vs jesus

[RespectTheLogos3]

Is it true that if you're Jewish, you get eight presents a day?

[donovanstt7]

@RespectTheLogos3 you mean presents for 8 days

[gabbib123]

@RespectTheLogos3 hahahahah no you get one present a day for eight days lol

[ThatDifferentDude]

This premiered at the Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. Thanks to Spike and Mike as well as Matt and Trey for South Park.

[iiRatedd]

2:00 lol

[pietruck1215]

Great video

[eleyhunterlewis20]

ha lol fun as hell

[joser0011]

I Hope You Guys are enjoying the Vid on this fine Christmas day.

[Bossalinni13]

There can be only 1...

[DepressedAnnnie]

THIS is what led to the Book of Mormon? It's only five minutes long!

[gabbib123]

@DepressedAnnnie thats how amazing south park is...

[Spystreak]

NO NOT HAM YOU FAT FUCK!

[cbburtraw]

Your birthday is on Christmas? That SUCKS dude!

[14warr]

Santa wins. Now lets watch the video.

[bloodnivel70]

2:30 XD

[hummarstra]

It's amazing how many things in this became south park staples. like "they killed Kenny" and then Kenny and being eaten by rats, the "I learned something today" speech, and all the aspects of each character that endured for several South Park seasons.

[jclark7475]

@thebinbinny they referenced this in that episode.

[imgoldnow]

Lol their first episodes made them look like spazzes XD through te yrz the animation got better and the funny messed up twisted comedy of it increased :)

[TheBinBinny]

Was'nt this from the episode when they made a cartoon to bring back the spirit of christmas?

[MrWaddefak]

@TheBinBinny nope, they parodied them-selves :)

[JamesonLynch]

ItS on right now

[legomotion836]

@unicornvalley2 their your mom.

[legomotion836]

@unicornvalley2

[pyrogyra72]

OMG! Santa Killed Kenny! That Bastard!!!

[NiggerDat]

i wana see the video where santa and jesus are singing then santa sings rio XD

[halloweenfan92]

NO NOT HAM YOU FAT FUCK!

[legomotion836]

@OxygenDiffusion accually 67 people are complete pig f@&$ers.

[TheAmazingJelly]

Legendary. 

[cvs17]

How to jailbreak iPad 2 4.3.3

[chookieJS]

Today we actually met, we actually spoke to the........ Bryan Boitano

hahahaha this is amazing.

[unicornvalley2]

Who the hell are those fags in the beginning credits

[MarioZoneAlt69]

@unicornvalley2 I'm pretty sure Robert T. Pooner was just a fake name for Trey Parker, and Krankin/Blass is obviously a parody of (Arthur) Rankin (Jr.) and (Jules) Bass, producers of the famous "Animagic" TV specials (i.e. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town, The Year Without A Santa Claus)

[OxygenDiffusion]

this is so fucking epic!!!!!

and 65 pepole find this offensive

[MsCartman12]

when i 1st saw this episode i couldn't stop laughing bcoz of all the swear words that were used, especially when kyle woz pickin on cartman's weight.

[zombiekiller4564]

Dude don't say pig fucker infrunt of Jusus awwww fuck you

[TheMattass]

Man for 3rd graders they curse alot

[cyberwaffles]

thumbs up for a Dubstep episode for South Park!!!

[FunkyWhitePimp]

haha @ 4:17

The irony there is that Jesus is actually a bastard.

[FridayTeardrop]

visions, the german music mag had that on one of their first pc-able cds where u could either watch avis or listen to their monthly sampler; there back then i learned the important lesson for my whole life: dont say pig fucker in front of jesus! rofl

[Monkgangsta]

Mortal Kombat 3 music

Main menu theme

Fatality theme

Subway theme

[KINGKIER7]

Lol u can see how stans voice sometimes switches tone......at times he sounds like how cartman sounds today

[Eirinakos]

Subscribe me

[zachman123cool]

is santa and jesus having sex on 2:40

[namelesssnitchy]

there can be only one XD

[iambiglucas]

the first voice of jesus... what show is that voice actor from on cartoon network? he had like a snake as an arm and would wear a loincloth

[puffinman1138]

@iambiglucas That Cartoon Network (adult swim) show is called: Xavier: Renegade Angel. Hope that helps!

[werehogy9]

my b days on crimbo TTTOOOOO WOOP WOOP

[CrestalMyth]

"I've been a right bastard." Fucking brilliant. And don't thumbs up shitty comments like these, you fuckers.

[TerranIsImba]

"Your birthday is on Christmas!? That sucks dude!"

[ducktapedude]

I fucking enjoyed this video.

[iamsaztak]

You're such a fat fuck Cartman, that when you go down the street people go 'GOD. DAMMIT. That..is a big fat fuck!'

[MelyssaAKASkittlez]

@iamsaztak That's my fave quote of the vid. Also in the ep "Weightgain 5,000." At least, I think the number was 5,000. I'm too lazy to go look it up.

[kermicheo]

don't you oppress me fatboy!

[JhannMarco]

funny

[ghrpdx]

Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks! lol  btw ... I love hearing little third graders talk like truckers.

[hassthehuss]

It was the best/funnyist video ever

[hassthehuss]

Very sick and cool

[thehellrazer]

dude they sound crazier that from the first ever episode

[TheHappyGunsling]

Thumbs up if you think the cursing makes it better and that this is absolutly hilarious!

[MsCartman12]

i thought it woz funny especially with all the swearing in it

[deborahyeo96]

Too many swear words, not funny.

[mardgn81]

@deborahyeo96 That's how people talk. Deal with it.

[16nwb1]

LMFAO :) they sould play this every 25th december :)

[TheSuburban33]

@CURRYmuncher2011 This is from official site. "Prior to Comedy Central picking it up as a show in 1997, Matt and Trey did two very South Park-ish shorts that were the basis for the show. Comedy Central doesn't own those, so we can't show them here. But I can tell you what they're called (hint hint) -- "Jesus vs. Frosty" was the earliest one (from 1992), and "Jesus vs. Santa" was the one they did in 1995 that became viral. They are often referred to as "The Spirit of Christmas"."

[TheSuburban33]

@CURRYmuncher2011 no it was originally made before South Park. Trey and Matt used that on that episode.

[iC0ll3ct]

lol the old south park :D

[JellayToasT]

was this an episode!?

[Joshnicholas1]

Jesus wasn't trying

[rhinomantis88]

Santa is the best!

[wangzongxiang123]

This Jesus is too light to walk on the ground

[TheMammalian]

Homework: Look up "sports riots" on Google.

[soph1233]

Untill*

[soph1233]

Religion causes so many arguments and fights, if you think you know your faith is correct (and in my opinion no ones is unroll I see some proof) then do you thing your god/s would want you to be arguing or killing? just get on with your own lives independantly. If you disagree with someones points of view then don't tell them to piss off or punch them in the face and cause a fight just talk about something else. Coming from an athiest.

[TheMammalian]

@soph1233 Wow, so if you disagree with someone about something you shouldn't discuss it with them at all? o.O

[MrNelsonlederer]

jesus sounds stoned

[thebestdrummer51]

@TheMammalian

It's not fair of you to accuse all christians of not taking their faith seriously. There are people in every religion that don't take it seriously and some that follow everything to the letter. You shouldn't make these false generalizations about people when really you have no idea what you're talking about.

[TheMammalian]

@thebestdrummer51 I was making a comment in response to killerchipmunk who said that Christians laugh at this.

[lolzforfun1337]

The use of Mortal Kombat music only makes this even more awesome.

[Yb0llen]

Your birthday is on christmas?! that sucks dude! xD

[CainmosniMirrored]

Comedy Central was damn lucky they landed South Park. If it wasn't for those 4 foul mouthed third graders Comedy Central would still be showing re-runs of Weekend at Bernie's and Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[behinderteleberwurst]

@CainmosniMirrored I would be okay with that.

[pontiac2]

@behinderteleberwurst same here hahaha

[PepitoneConQueso]

@CainmosniMirrored I wish they would stop giving tv shows to shitty flavor-of-the-month comedians and keep playing re-runs of MST3K, I fucking love that show.

[zenscape87]

@CainmosniMirrored woah there partner, are you suggesting mst3k was BAD?!?!?

[MrNelsonlederer]

and 14 years later...

[SonicRyan1992]

i bet Randy and Gerald did the voices for Jesus and Santa for the Crappy Christmas Special.

[BigCatBertha]

*xmas

[BigCatBertha]

I luv how they used this in the x,as special for season 4!! Y do they sound sound so adorable here?? X3

[MeeroGraal]

Lol then the mice come and eat Kenny xD

[KennyG881]

62 PEOPLE ARE PIGFUCKERS!!!!!!

[JhannMarco]

funny

[TheTailsfan3]

this is how all started =D

[speckmann]

YOKTUKI !!!

[ultimatepivot222]

Was this the episode that started the series?

[PinkFloyd389]

this was before the show South Park right?

[XfreakinD]

@PinkFloyd389 No, this is their newest episode. Of course it was before the show aired. Derp

[PinkFloyd389]

@XfreakinD

well it could been in their first season derp

[ComicStrip101]

@TheBesuited I LIKE CAPS! >:|

[theoneyouhaventheard]

i hate the people who said they made this cause they didn't i think it's also funny cause some of the stuff is in the show like your such a fat fuck that when you wak down the street people say wow thats a big fat fuck o im a spp

[SweetMnementh7]

don't you oppress me, fatboy!

soooooo cute!

[TaviYamato]

south park are the most interesting cartoons , they make us feel like children again , its fascinating

[funnygirl8934]

Jesus kinda sounds like ben stiller a little a bit.

[paramoreiskilla]

Best. South. Park. EVEEER. :()

[LotusRevolver]

This was mad before south park became a show. I think like 1995 or 1996. It's was south park before there was a south park.

[TheUnusualElf]

wat episode and wat season

[kermicheo]

@TheUnusualElf this was before south park was a show. it's something matt and trey made and sent to some guy as a christmas card he could send to his friends. it was this short that actually got them their big break.

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

Turn on the Transcribe Audio. It's random: All: Manuel, mira. Their and then came the the. Stan: Gillis. Kyle and Stan: Out. Kyle: Hand. Stan: P. Eric: Happened. Kami. Cat. That yet. Anything had detained. Jesus: Michelman seeking retribution. Stan: Just give it to you. Jesus: Me. Field. Mobile home truman ever. Tomorrow with my group. That all is not right that back. Kyle: Rabbit-loving market. Eric: Everything. Black dahlia tonight but you take that. LOL

[BiggestLaytonFanEver]

Early animation is creepy.

[fashionbully2009]

kenny was born to die and reborn over a million times smh lol

[lovewingsify]

too scary o_O

[anandihouben]

This is the actual first south park episode. Yessterday i saw an documenterary aboout south park on comedy central. funny. Fox didnt want south park but comedy central did.

[MelyssaAKASkittlez]

@anandihouben I DVR'd that special: 6 Days to Air, and I play it in the background when I have to study for my exams, haha.

[rockin2hellnheaven]

hahah GOD DAMNIT! that kid is a BIG FAT FUCK! hahahaha so funny

[highspeedheadbanger]

a legend was born

[MetaPunkXP]

2:36 And so it began...

[ElfSkiller]

Being born around '95 isn't growing up with South Park unless you were watching it when you were two. (I was born in '95 soo I didn't grow up with it.) People born around '87 grew up with it. Not '95.

[StickGuy1994]

lol I was born in 1994 (hence my name) and remember being not allowed to watch South Park when I was younger. I went ahead and watched the Christmas Poo one anyway XD

[jasobres]

I love the part where Stan says he found the true meaning of Christmas, Cartman's like, "Yeah, ham." then Stan says, "NOT HAM, YOU FAT FUCK!!!"

[Brownpride480]

Thumbs up if you guys love the 90s and early 2000s South Park

[aosidhasoidhasd]

This is amazing

[Suprememessage]

Olderness this really sucks since their voices sound weird. :(

[Gst0395]

@crazy96662 And since when is Justin Bieber related to this video? What a stupid comment.

[Gamejunkiey]

robert t pooner didn't make this matt and trey did you bastards!

(ps dont reply to me no shit sherlock)

[WorldOfBenji]

@Gamejunkiey if you watched, 6 days to air on comedy central, matt and trey told everyone that people actually put their own credits before it to make it seem like other people made it. matt and trey forgot to put their names on it them selfs.

[danielurb01]

@WorldOfBenji yeah people were taking credit for it because matt and trey didnt put there names

[ChBundy]

@WorldOfBenji They didn't forgot, they did it on purpose

[g4yg4m3r]

@ChBundy well they didnt realise it wud become so great... until they realised people were taking credit for it :P

[milestailsprower320]

I cant beleive that it was made from paper!

[ComicStrip101]

DEAR PERSON WHO PUT UP THIS VIDEO UP, THANKS AND ALL... BUT IT'S REAL NAME IS: THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.... PLEASE CHANGE THAT.

[panosmel97]

@ComicStrip101 if he did no one would find this video

[TheBesuited]

@ComicStrip101 Don't type in all caps. Also, the full title is "The Spirit of Christmas, Jesus vs. Santa", as there is more than one "The Spirit of Christmas episode", such as this video's predecessor "The Spirit of Christmas, Jesus vs. Frosty".

[luukdeman111]

@ComicStrip101 You're right but since there are two short films by Stone and Parker called the spirit of christmas, one is often reffered to as Jesus vs. Frosty and the other Jesus vs. Santa

[Troyroccs]

@ComicStrip101 thre are twothespirit of christmases, Jesus vs. Frosty and Jesus vs. Santa Clause

[BenSkuared]

@ComicStrip101 There are actually 2 versions of "The Spirit of Christmas." The first one (1992) is "Jesus vs. Frosty," and this one was made in 1995. Matt and Trey made the first one, then got paid $2,000 by some Fox executive who saw it to make this one as a video Christmas card. They're both "The Spirit of Christmas," but this title is actually a little more descriptive.

[TheRedwingfan123]

Go Santa go