an economic system characterized by private or corporate ownership of capital goods, by investments that are determined by private decision, and by prices, production, and the distribution of goods that are determined mainly by competition in a free market
however christmas in this day and age is sadly all about money and gifts now
WOW. This is so dumb. Banning the words Marry Christmas is so freaking dumb! Fine. Have a "war" against christians. But please let Christmas alone. Christmas is just a word for many today. You are against censorship. THIS is sensorship. Once again. WOW americans. You can be so freaking close minded.
A little late, but here goes. It's not my favorite holiday, but people are a little hard on Christmas. On the other hand, the door swings both ways. A friend of mine and I are both pagan. One year, when I was visiting him at work, he wished me a Happy Yule. His boss overheard, and not only got onto him, but discussed it with a manager at a neighboring business, and she angrily said that my friend should have said Merry Christmas to me, and that she would have fired him over it. Wtf?
I'm reasonably sure they don't go after Islamic holidays because, as far as I'm aware, the U.S. Federal Government does not officially endorse any. On top of that, when I lived in the U.S. I don't recall seeing any Mosque or Islamic group whining about a "War on Ramadan" during their holy month while simultaneously shoving Islamic dogma down every shoppers throat via mass media and annoying repetitive music.
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I'd bet 99.9% of you will celebrate it though!!! bunch of retarded atheist fundamentalists.Why not Chanukah? Huh? Its a Judeo/Christian religous holiday! Why not ANY other religion? Because you're all cowards, and Jesus actually had a positive message! You'e all arrogant luciferians,don't belive me?Google it, and tell me you disagree!But you'll make this video then accept a gift, or buy gifts for your kids or friends.Celebrate it anyway. You should all come watch my video.And admit you're liars
I love how when Christian traditions aren't given 100% of the attention at all times they accuse society of waging a "war" against Christian traditions. This is made even better by the fact that Christmas is not originally Christian at all.
Theyre very good at this. use christmas to hurt people, and then say its a War on Christmas. its like when a little boy asks his ku klux klan daddy "why are we attacking that black man?" "because hes a racist" the father says....
wow lol i am not swareing to any thing but this video is really funny. Freeks, geeks, creepos, comies, furrys, dorks,and nut jobs. This video has got them all, I love the guy who puts up the wrong hand and looks like santa... funny as hell. and the chick with the power glove and fake gun HAHAHAHA god that was awsome.
Good luck on your war the the group you got i am sure your gonna storm the gates of the evil corp empires of the world.
Santa, Rudolph, the Grinch, sleigh bells, roasting walnuts, Frosty, etc. are the BEST things about Christmas... and I'm not being in the least sarcastic. I like that stuff. You can keep the religious crap.
"If these guys had any guts, they'd choose Ramadan and explain it to the Muslims."
Fair point, I suppose, although Ramadan isn't a major consumerist crapfest; this "war on Christmas" crap is just an attempt to get Christians out into the shops during the recession.
I think that someone should send this to FOX and see what they say. I've got twenty that says that they hold it up as proof of a conspiracy to destroy christmas and christianity.
@Tavereen so i just sent an e-mail, containing a short paragraph, as well as a link to this video, to every e-mail listed on the 'contact us' web page on foxnews(.)com, i cannot wait to see what they do, if anything.
@MobileThinker You are a total stud for doing that but honestly, this cramp their style of "there must always be an enemy" so why would they even acknowledge it?
Although, if it makes it on the air, I will give you a 2 hour cunnilingus and/or fellatio session, which ever you prefer.
@JaguarJ0nes why thank you, also, seeing as how i am a male, i would prefer neither, how about cash value? lol. i will inform you if i get any kind of response.
I had to laugh loud and hard. This holiday goes far back in Christian history. Not that Christ was born on December 25th (chosen because it's close enough to the Winter Solstice to snag some curious "pagans"), but all the other trappings drew the ire of many Christians in the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries. They protested the existance of the holiday for both religious reasons as well as the commercialization! The holiday finally turned into the sales fest it is today in the mid 1800s.
@TheRationalSkeptic thats great, i couldn't care less about this XXXmas money draining from ppl. but was thinking about the poor turtle. i bet the turtle is smarter than Omfg'Riley.
I would ask all my friends: please don't make a scene when someone wishes you Merry Christmas. That is exactly the kind of thing that gets these fundies crying so loud. Who started this crap anyway? Has anyone ever taken a poll of atheists to see if we really dive a damn if someone says that?
The word "Christmas" is inseparably associated with Dec. 25. It should be no more offensive than someone saying happy birthday.
@JaguarJ0nes I did watch the rest after commenting :-P I honestly am somewhat bored with videos that show multiple people doing the same type of thing. I love your normal videos though.
Great video, it coincides with the introduction of my CRAP (Christmas Rejection Alliance Party) . Anyone who wants to be a CRAPper, details on request.
In Norway the pagan midwinter festival predates christmas. The traditions (eg. christmas beer) where adopted by christianity for acceptance while it killed it's way through the country. I realize that this can't be the case in the southern hemisphere, but are there any other preexisting traditions that are incorporated into the christmas holidays around the world?
I realize this is satire, but just so Christians know what the ACTUAL argument is--
Christian aspects of the solstice holidays are not avoided in civic centers because they may offend certain people, or because they cannot recognize any religious holidays. They are avoided because if Christian symbolism is in the public square, they are then not able to preference it by preventing OTHER groups from putting up their religious or non-religious symbolism as well-- and it becomes a kluge.
@OukaKisa I think it's for the oath... you know, like when someone in court is giving witness and declaring to tell the truth or something like that ._.
Ive read a real good piece of work by a philosopher named Durkheim. He talked about the (religious) justifications we apparently need for our rituals. In this case we use Jesus to justify meeting our family and eating a lot. (a bad justification for a fine purpase)
He basically argued that we need a better justification for our rituals than the Christian religion as it is now because the Christian religion as it is now ignores reality. (they think somebody was born from a virgin, lol)
@Evilanious: Now I personally think that I don't need any justification at all for meeting my family and eating a lot of food other than that I like my familymembers and I like eating.
I will pay big bucks for someone to punch Bill Donahue right in the throat.
Also can someone explain to these fucktards that Happy Holidays probably means the PLURAL of the two predominantly now-Christian ) but long and formerly pagan ) holidays of Christmas and New Years.
Isn't it ironic that the same people who are complaining about a war on Xmas and how we should get back to the 'true meaning', whatever that is, are the first people who, when buying lots of plastic crap for their brainwashed ingrate children, get pissed at those businesses who don't comply and just wish them "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas"?
FOR FUCKS SAKE, moronic morons alarm. Check a dictionary.
In french, the name is "noël", in german it's "Weihnachten". Now, sure, the origins of these words has some holy background ("weihen" = "sanctify"), but it's far from being obvious to..., let's say 98% of the public. It's irrelevant actually.
Get over the words, merry christmas, merry holidays, w/e.... We say, "joyeuses fêtes" or "ein frohes Fest" (both referring to a "feast"). Jeez.
I really like the idea of Christmas being a worship of capitalism where people sacrifice their wealth (sometimes going into debt) to pay tithes to faceless corporations. The worthless products are placed under an evergreen tree that is a symbol of everlasting life. It's as if consumerism is seen as our savior. We all die, but capitalism lives on like a disease passed on from generation to generation in some obscene secular ritual justified by mindless religiosity.
@MarmaladeINFP The tree itself, chopped down and dying, bought and consumed, tells us that things only have value until after we've incorporated them into our consumption cycle.
@JaguarJ0nes Humor aside, capitalism/corporatism does have elements of a state religion (with citizens/consumers, holiday spending, property rights & corporate personhood). I'm not anti-capitalist, but I do find it odd how our society worships capitalism. If you look at the history of capitalism, early on it was intertwined with Protestantism (work ethic as devotion to God, wealth as outward grace demonstrating salvation, etc). Capitalism has become the frame through which we understand reality.
@mongrellius Borrow away. I'm not sure if I've seen anyone call capitalism a state religion, but I'm sure many others have said similar things. I have heard someone argue that, since there is so much religious diversity, patriotism became the US state religion. Considering patriotism is ultimately centered on the military, I think the military-industrial complex creates a common bond between patriotism as state religion and capitalism as state religion.
@mongrellius I went to your page and noticed that you are from Australia. US culture is the context of my own thoughts. Do you think my thoughts about the US apply to Australia?
@MarmaladeINFP In one aspect, very much so. It seems to me that capitalism has almost become a state religion here, too. We have much less emphasis on religion than the US, so possibly capitalism acts as something of a substitute for most already. Considering most Australians never go to church except for funerals and weddings(IIRC, ~88% do not attend more than two regular services per year), the emphasis on spending large amounts of money on gifts to celebrate a religious holiday is astounding.
I love to stupid pastor bringing up Ramadan. WE ALREADY IGNORE RAMADAN, and by attacking "Happy Holidays", he is, in fact, waging a "war" on Ramadan, Channukah, and every other non-Christian holiday, including New Year's Day.
pathetic freakish anti-social liberal clowns spend more time on religion than religious people. We're talking about misfits of society who are obsessive, untalented, criminal, and juvenile.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you militant american atheists
"pathetic freakish anti-social liberal clowns spend more time on religion than religious people"
Curious point as in order to be exposed to "pathetic, etc, etc atheists" one must actually seek their voice out. Its not like they dominate mainstream media. Soooo, in order to notice how much time atheist spend on religion one must be spending time focusing on atheists.
This just hilarious. All the "War on Christmas" clips were mostly FOX "News" . I think fox likes to have a war with anyone they don't like. I wonder if shockofgod is gonna do a video on this? O.o
@2:35 what a worthless prick piece-of-shit. He said he can't bring himself to call it a christmas tree for [his] fear of offending someone. Oh cry a river you dummy fundie fucktard.
We're suppossed to care if some jackass fundie dirtbags are riddled with the "fear of offending someone"? HA! So let's me get this straight, they (fundies) want to us to tolerate anything they want to do whether or not it is a violation of separation of church & state so they won't be afraid of offending someone?
@ethosflux They'll decorate planes into buildings and show tunes a restaruant! Oh no! Then they will hide color cordinating in a little gay dog and make limp wristed gestures thus leaving our country in ruins!
I really hates the internet.. There, I said it..... Everyones a fucking douche spouting anything they read, especially the "non-conformists". Fuck you all. Every last one of you. Yes, especially you.
Wait...BionicDance has a Power Glove? Oh god...marry me. You can still bring whatever lover you wish home, but I am head-over-heels in love with you at this moment.
a question though
do you believe capitalism is a bad thing?
i do not believe capitalism is inherently evil
an economic system characterized by private or corporate ownership of capital goods, by investments that are determined by private decision, and by prices, production, and the distribution of goods that are determined mainly by competition in a free market
however christmas in this day and age is sadly all about money and gifts now
and not for the reason your giving one
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HAAAAHAHAHA
that toast!
:D
TheAngryAtheistShow 2 months ago
that turtle looks frantic!
xxxild 2 months ago
I wanna be you faggots when I grow up!!!!
CH1LLSB3RRYBR0B0Y 9 months ago
SO your against christians?
BigRedYetiStudios 10 months ago
WOW. This is so dumb. Banning the words Marry Christmas is so freaking dumb! Fine. Have a "war" against christians. But please let Christmas alone. Christmas is just a word for many today. You are against censorship. THIS is sensorship. Once again. WOW americans. You can be so freaking close minded.
retroHC 1 year ago
A little late, but here goes. It's not my favorite holiday, but people are a little hard on Christmas. On the other hand, the door swings both ways. A friend of mine and I are both pagan. One year, when I was visiting him at work, he wished me a Happy Yule. His boss overheard, and not only got onto him, but discussed it with a manager at a neighboring business, and she angrily said that my friend should have said Merry Christmas to me, and that she would have fired him over it. Wtf?
LichFox 1 year ago
"They always chose Christmas don't they?"
Dude, I rant all year long.
L00NGB00W 1 year ago
I'm bored of this shit.
spy4561 1 year ago
I'm reasonably sure they don't go after Islamic holidays because, as far as I'm aware, the U.S. Federal Government does not officially endorse any. On top of that, when I lived in the U.S. I don't recall seeing any Mosque or Islamic group whining about a "War on Ramadan" during their holy month while simultaneously shoving Islamic dogma down every shoppers throat via mass media and annoying repetitive music.
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago 2
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I'd bet 99.9% of you will celebrate it though!!! bunch of retarded atheist fundamentalists.Why not Chanukah? Huh? Its a Judeo/Christian religous holiday! Why not ANY other religion? Because you're all cowards, and Jesus actually had a positive message! You'e all arrogant luciferians,don't belive me?Google it, and tell me you disagree!But you'll make this video then accept a gift, or buy gifts for your kids or friends.Celebrate it anyway. You should all come watch my video.And admit you're liars
InventorGorilla 1 year ago
@InventorGorilla Grasping the point fail!
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago 3
@JaguarJ0nes YOU...FAIL... Now go enjoy your Christmas gifts you pagan...
InventorGorilla 1 year ago
@InventorGorilla Naaah, actually it's epic win. But I can't talk with you, need to prepare for round 2 this year.
Let's see...
Anti-Angel ground-to-air-missiles: Check
Reindeer-Poison: Check
Spiked cookies and milk for Santa: Check
HeMan toys to add to Nativity Scenes: Check...
commanderkruge 2 months ago
@commanderkruge lol...
InventorGorilla 2 months ago
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commanderkruge 2 months ago
I love how when Christian traditions aren't given 100% of the attention at all times they accuse society of waging a "war" against Christian traditions. This is made even better by the fact that Christmas is not originally Christian at all.
shrikechan 1 year ago
I felt so bad for the turtle,
but other than that,
Great vid
electorg 1 year ago
Theyre very good at this. use christmas to hurt people, and then say its a War on Christmas. its like when a little boy asks his ku klux klan daddy "why are we attacking that black man?" "because hes a racist" the father says....
grendelee 1 year ago
Added my pledge as a response. :)
troy2062 1 year ago
I hate them its mainly an American thing this happy holidays. Its Americas surrender to other cultures and makes it a second class country
mugubasher 1 year ago
Yes, there's a war on Christmas, a holiday that's more Pagan than Christian! How dare they! Derp..
SeruQuik 1 year ago
"The problem with most of the retailers, is they tend to worry about 100% of the customers..."
Err...
BrianJ1962 1 year ago
Marcus Brigstocke on Christianity - very funny video in my opinion
/watch?v=lEnb2EFtSow
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
Working on my pledge video now. :)
troy2062 1 year ago
wow lol i am not swareing to any thing but this video is really funny. Freeks, geeks, creepos, comies, furrys, dorks,and nut jobs. This video has got them all, I love the guy who puts up the wrong hand and looks like santa... funny as hell. and the chick with the power glove and fake gun HAHAHAHA god that was awsome.
Good luck on your war the the group you got i am sure your gonna storm the gates of the evil corp empires of the world.
mementomori250 1 year ago
Santa, Rudolph, the Grinch, sleigh bells, roasting walnuts, Frosty, etc. are the BEST things about Christmas... and I'm not being in the least sarcastic. I like that stuff. You can keep the religious crap.
edwdixon5 1 year ago
they are just joking chill people lol
LittoMoonLight 1 year ago
that poor turtle's like I'm outty bitches, you niggas gonna get bombed!
kyebean 1 year ago
I hope you don't mind attaching my vid to this one, JaguarJ0nes.
My apologies if you do; I'll redirect if if you ask me to.
SiriusMined 1 year ago
"If these guys had any guts, they'd choose Ramadan and explain it to the Muslims."
Fair point, I suppose, although Ramadan isn't a major consumerist crapfest; this "war on Christmas" crap is just an attempt to get Christians out into the shops during the recession.
"War on Christmas" my arse.
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
I think that someone should send this to FOX and see what they say. I've got twenty that says that they hold it up as proof of a conspiracy to destroy christmas and christianity.
Tavereen 1 year ago
@Tavereen i will fucking do it!
MobileThinker 1 year ago
@Tavereen so i just sent an e-mail, containing a short paragraph, as well as a link to this video, to every e-mail listed on the 'contact us' web page on foxnews(.)com, i cannot wait to see what they do, if anything.
MobileThinker 1 year ago
@MobileThinker You are a total stud for doing that but honestly, this cramp their style of "there must always be an enemy" so why would they even acknowledge it?
Although, if it makes it on the air, I will give you a 2 hour cunnilingus and/or fellatio session, which ever you prefer.
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago
@JaguarJ0nes why thank you, also, seeing as how i am a male, i would prefer neither, how about cash value? lol. i will inform you if i get any kind of response.
MobileThinker 1 year ago
I had to laugh loud and hard. This holiday goes far back in Christian history. Not that Christ was born on December 25th (chosen because it's close enough to the Winter Solstice to snag some curious "pagans"), but all the other trappings drew the ire of many Christians in the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries. They protested the existance of the holiday for both religious reasons as well as the commercialization! The holiday finally turned into the sales fest it is today in the mid 1800s.
RyuDarragh 1 year ago
@TheRationalSkeptic thats great, i couldn't care less about this XXXmas money draining from ppl. but was thinking about the poor turtle. i bet the turtle is smarter than Omfg'Riley.
maximilianos666 1 year ago
DAWWWWWW!!!! I just finished my part. Sorry man for being such a spaz. I'll post mine as a response though
SardonicSkeptic 1 year ago
I love these new compilations you guys are making. YT is evolving.......
peyo001 1 year ago
Every single year Christians bring up the war on Christmas....
Landofjello 1 year ago
I burst out laughing when the turtle started spazzing
JimHisself 1 year ago
I would ask all my friends: please don't make a scene when someone wishes you Merry Christmas. That is exactly the kind of thing that gets these fundies crying so loud. Who started this crap anyway? Has anyone ever taken a poll of atheists to see if we really dive a damn if someone says that?
The word "Christmas" is inseparably associated with Dec. 25. It should be no more offensive than someone saying happy birthday.
Sheesh!
Astrobrant2 1 year ago
Gay terrorists? WTF?
fedos 1 year ago
LOL VOGTER DR. STRANGELOVE
HAL9000unit 1 year ago
Who is Chris? :)
Ryz666 1 year ago
I'm sorry I couldn't watch the whole thing, I found it disgusting! Why won't O'Riley just drop dead already?!!?!
madjimms 1 year ago
@madjimms Try again. The fox news crap doesn't go on the entire video. You'lll love it!
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago
@JaguarJ0nes I did watch the rest after commenting :-P I honestly am somewhat bored with videos that show multiple people doing the same type of thing. I love your normal videos though.
madjimms 1 year ago
I forgot the glove thing
animevet 1 year ago
The turtle stole the whole show.
download333 1 year ago 2
I'd do it for the lulz anyway :-p
FHomeBrew 1 year ago
This is a great vid.... Taking the pledge
stripymccatpuss 1 year ago
i celebrate giftmas it exsactly same as christmas but known of the jesus nonsense.lol oh and i also get off work for it.lol
TheLunarmonkey 1 year ago
0:50 jew?
TheVikingNinja 1 year ago
Great video, it coincides with the introduction of my CRAP (Christmas Rejection Alliance Party) . Anyone who wants to be a CRAPper, details on request.
HENRYFOLEY 1 year ago
Hahaha Y'all are great. The turtle almost stole the show. : D
phenixwryter 1 year ago
hehe, the turtle tried to fly...
Cheers
ekhaat 1 year ago
awwwwwww
turtle
DetrivoreDesires 1 year ago
The Deutsche Armee gegen Weihnachten joined your cause!
commanderkruge 1 year ago
In Norway the pagan midwinter festival predates christmas. The traditions (eg. christmas beer) where adopted by christianity for acceptance while it killed it's way through the country. I realize that this can't be the case in the southern hemisphere, but are there any other preexisting traditions that are incorporated into the christmas holidays around the world?
007dings007 1 year ago
I love this video.
SnowWalkerPrime 1 year ago
I will not rest until the blood of Santa stains my hands!
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
4:14 Turtle doesn't agree to be held high in the air
(I love turtles)
0x8x0 1 year ago
@0x8x0 <3 turtles
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
Gay Terrorists! Hilarious! xD
PathToVendetta 1 year ago
Well at least Bill O'Riled openly and freely admitted he was that small and petty
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
Happy Yule everyone.
Symos 1 year ago
The only place this 'War of Christmas' is going on, is in the minds of the fundagelicals. Happy Solstice everyone.
Textra1 1 year ago
@Textra1
Correction - "...War on Christmas..."
*sigh*
I hate fucking up simple phrases.
Textra1 1 year ago
@Textra1
They do love their victim cards.
prodigyat9 1 year ago
I realize this is satire, but just so Christians know what the ACTUAL argument is--
Christian aspects of the solstice holidays are not avoided in civic centers because they may offend certain people, or because they cannot recognize any religious holidays. They are avoided because if Christian symbolism is in the public square, they are then not able to preference it by preventing OTHER groups from putting up their religious or non-religious symbolism as well-- and it becomes a kluge.
hugesinker 1 year ago
I <3 BionicDance's glove o/
xXxScarletBloodxXx 1 year ago
@xXxScarletBloodxXx here... (>'_')>(O-=)
OukaKisa 1 year ago
What was the glove/turtle/puppet-thingy for?
OukaKisa 1 year ago
@OukaKisa I think it's for the oath... you know, like when someone in court is giving witness and declaring to tell the truth or something like that ._.
xXxScarletBloodxXx 1 year ago
@xXxScarletBloodxXx okey doke :) thanks
OukaKisa 1 year ago
@OukaKisa I'll tell you later!
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago 2
swearing on a turtle? That's for me!
AtheistCitizen 1 year ago
I don't remember the gay terrorist storming anything in Lansing. Where was I and why did no one get it on there iPhone??
vardogr 1 year ago
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squirreljester2 1 year ago
I have not celebrated nor acknowledged any holiday whatsoever in roughly 15 years.
just putting this out there. Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, Halloween, labor day, fourth of July, Columbus day, and Martin Luther King day.
etc. you get the idea. about the only day I do celebrate is the anniversary of my own birth, and the birthdays of my kith and kin.
BrazenBull001 1 year ago
@TheRationalSkeptic the turtle needs thier own channel yes...yes it does
nelliediddle 1 year ago
the turtle appears to be struggling, but really he's dancing.
nelliediddle 1 year ago
Ive read a real good piece of work by a philosopher named Durkheim. He talked about the (religious) justifications we apparently need for our rituals. In this case we use Jesus to justify meeting our family and eating a lot. (a bad justification for a fine purpase)
He basically argued that we need a better justification for our rituals than the Christian religion as it is now because the Christian religion as it is now ignores reality. (they think somebody was born from a virgin, lol)
Evilanious 1 year ago
@Evilanious: Now I personally think that I don't need any justification at all for meeting my family and eating a lot of food other than that I like my familymembers and I like eating.
Evilanious 1 year ago
Oh come on, that's against etiquette. When you take an oath, you don't wear a goddamn hat.
:D
SAsgarters 1 year ago
I will pay big bucks for someone to punch Bill Donahue right in the throat.
Also can someone explain to these fucktards that Happy Holidays probably means the PLURAL of the two predominantly now-Christian ) but long and formerly pagan ) holidays of Christmas and New Years.
johnycannuk 1 year ago
what happens to fundie christians when you take christmas away
watch?v=VDHGVWyPjcc
jmm1233 1 year ago
I Royal Satanas support the Anti-Christmas Army Corporation's and Christianity be damned.
RoyalSatanas 1 year ago
@TheRationalSkeptic
Turtle was my favorite character!
prodigyat9 1 year ago
Let's DMCA xmass! Go forth and buy!
Vogter2100 1 year ago
I just added my video response
sniperofbuffalo 1 year ago
@TheRationalSkeptic My tortoise approves. She's in hibernation now, but her skin tone is approving.
blackwolf1200 1 year ago
I'm IN!!!
mmm Can I get some peanut butter and strawberry jam on that toast.
satibablaze 1 year ago
Sticking our noses in where they don't belong? I'll remember that next time someone tries to preach the gospels to me, most usually at my front door.
Aathorus 1 year ago
When I see JaguarJones without the shades and hat.. I'm always like.. who is that guy? And he has a wall of RAM too!
zionviller 1 year ago
I had to edit out a few words to make it fit, but the oath made an excellent Facebook status update. :P
TravisMorien 1 year ago
Isn't it ironic that the same people who are complaining about a war on Xmas and how we should get back to the 'true meaning', whatever that is, are the first people who, when buying lots of plastic crap for their brainwashed ingrate children, get pissed at those businesses who don't comply and just wish them "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas"?
TheKittengoddess 1 year ago
"christ" in christmas...
FOR FUCKS SAKE, moronic morons alarm. Check a dictionary.
In french, the name is "noël", in german it's "Weihnachten". Now, sure, the origins of these words has some holy background ("weihen" = "sanctify"), but it's far from being obvious to..., let's say 98% of the public. It's irrelevant actually.
Get over the words, merry christmas, merry holidays, w/e.... We say, "joyeuses fêtes" or "ein frohes Fest" (both referring to a "feast"). Jeez.
narsil1984 1 year ago
@narsil1984 In danish it is still Yule :-)
Vogter2100 1 year ago
I really like the idea of Christmas being a worship of capitalism where people sacrifice their wealth (sometimes going into debt) to pay tithes to faceless corporations. The worthless products are placed under an evergreen tree that is a symbol of everlasting life. It's as if consumerism is seen as our savior. We all die, but capitalism lives on like a disease passed on from generation to generation in some obscene secular ritual justified by mindless religiosity.
MarmaladeINFP 1 year ago 12
@MarmaladeINFP The tree itself, chopped down and dying, bought and consumed, tells us that things only have value until after we've incorporated them into our consumption cycle.
blackwolf1200 1 year ago
@MarmaladeINFP Couldn't have said it better myself!
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago
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@JaguarJ0nes
i've flagged this video for animal abuse. 4:15
thedayitriedtodie 1 year ago
@JaguarJ0nes Humor aside, capitalism/corporatism does have elements of a state religion (with citizens/consumers, holiday spending, property rights & corporate personhood). I'm not anti-capitalist, but I do find it odd how our society worships capitalism. If you look at the history of capitalism, early on it was intertwined with Protestantism (work ethic as devotion to God, wealth as outward grace demonstrating salvation, etc). Capitalism has become the frame through which we understand reality.
MarmaladeINFP 1 year ago
@MarmaladeINFP Would you mind if I "borrow" that comment?
mongrellius 1 year ago
@mongrellius Borrow away. I'm not sure if I've seen anyone call capitalism a state religion, but I'm sure many others have said similar things. I have heard someone argue that, since there is so much religious diversity, patriotism became the US state religion. Considering patriotism is ultimately centered on the military, I think the military-industrial complex creates a common bond between patriotism as state religion and capitalism as state religion.
MarmaladeINFP 1 year ago
@mongrellius I went to your page and noticed that you are from Australia. US culture is the context of my own thoughts. Do you think my thoughts about the US apply to Australia?
MarmaladeINFP 1 year ago
@MarmaladeINFP In one aspect, very much so. It seems to me that capitalism has almost become a state religion here, too. We have much less emphasis on religion than the US, so possibly capitalism acts as something of a substitute for most already. Considering most Australians never go to church except for funerals and weddings(IIRC, ~88% do not attend more than two regular services per year), the emphasis on spending large amounts of money on gifts to celebrate a religious holiday is astounding.
mongrellius 1 year ago
I love to stupid pastor bringing up Ramadan. WE ALREADY IGNORE RAMADAN, and by attacking "Happy Holidays", he is, in fact, waging a "war" on Ramadan, Channukah, and every other non-Christian holiday, including New Year's Day.
SiriusMined 1 year ago
@SiriusMined Prepare for a bad pun:
It's not like they force Ramadan down our throats.
*groans*
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
Mission Pre-Accomplished!
reddog22000 1 year ago
FSM forbid retailers be equally considerate towards all people who might care to do business with them.
reddog22000 1 year ago
The X-mas in the US does have nothing to do with religion anymore. just commerce.
and: midwinter rituals were occupied by christianism...
so happy midwinter time ;)
thwoolfe 1 year ago
power glove dude I haven't seen one of those in years
darkdragonsoul99 1 year ago
total war:christmas
mastaODI56 1 year ago
Can I still watch Charlie Brown Xmas & Rudolph specials?
Hopeful71 1 year ago
@Hopeful71 Off course as long as you buy useless crap.
Vogter2100 1 year ago
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@Vogter2100
"Off course as long as you buy useless crap."
Those Snuggies DO look comfortable...
Hopeful71 1 year ago
@Hopeful71 snuggies rock
nelliediddle 1 year ago
pathetic freakish anti-social liberal clowns spend more time on religion than religious people. We're talking about misfits of society who are obsessive, untalented, criminal, and juvenile.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you militant american atheists
Roachenator 1 year ago
@Roachenator You need to develop your sense of humor. It's sorely lacking.
This is hilarious... I may have to do this.
Gaawachan 1 year ago
@Roachenator Butthurt humorless is buthurts and humorless.
Vogter2100 1 year ago
@Vogter2100 - at least I dont have count drakula genes in my body
Roachenator 1 year ago
@Roachenator what a nice little pulse there is in the fine little neck.. could you plesase look that way? *pointing down to the left*
Vogter2100 1 year ago
@Vogter2100 - pls use yr pick-up lines on girls, not me ok
Roachenator 1 year ago
@Roachenator Humorless little user is humorless.
Vogter2100 1 year ago
@Roachenator heh and the award for missing the point goes to......
nelliediddle 1 year ago
@Roachenator
"pathetic freakish anti-social liberal clowns spend more time on religion than religious people"
Curious point as in order to be exposed to "pathetic, etc, etc atheists" one must actually seek their voice out. Its not like they dominate mainstream media. Soooo, in order to notice how much time atheist spend on religion one must be spending time focusing on atheists.
Obsessive; takes one to know one.
Hopeful71 1 year ago
@Hopeful71 Ah ha! Good point
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
i like christmas tbh, but i like it because it brings people together and we give gifts... don't give a shit about religion.
xdkwallen742 1 year ago 2
I would love to put an end to christmas but sadly, I don't think we can.....yet.
ghostofdayinperson 1 year ago
Sounds to me like you've all won, according the pledge! :D
AncientAtheist 1 year ago 2
This just hilarious. All the "War on Christmas" clips were mostly FOX "News" . I think fox likes to have a war with anyone they don't like. I wonder if shockofgod is gonna do a video on this? O.o
Jimb0can 1 year ago 2
@Jimb0can Perxactly, Fox seems proficient at that, all to American, meme that we must always have an enemy.
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago
*Turtle*
IM FREE! SWIM! SWIM! SWIM FOR ALL THAT IS PIZZA!
Dasmaster1 1 year ago
Die hard quote FTW, and is it just me or is vogter really freddy krueger in disguise?
Dakayrus 1 year ago
@Dakayrus I thought he was Dr Strangelove
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
That turtle must be a Christian and really does not want any part of this war!
bullwhipjesus 1 year ago
The turtle flailing is the best.
Otokogoroshi 1 year ago
@2:35 what a worthless prick piece-of-shit. He said he can't bring himself to call it a christmas tree for [his] fear of offending someone. Oh cry a river you dummy fundie fucktard.
We're suppossed to care if some jackass fundie dirtbags are riddled with the "fear of offending someone"? HA! So let's me get this straight, they (fundies) want to us to tolerate anything they want to do whether or not it is a violation of separation of church & state so they won't be afraid of offending someone?
WhirlingWolves 1 year ago
gay terrorists? Muhhahaha bring on the gay terrorism!
ethosflux 1 year ago
@ethosflux They'll decorate planes into buildings and show tunes a restaruant! Oh no! Then they will hide color cordinating in a little gay dog and make limp wristed gestures thus leaving our country in ruins!
LiberAnarchy 1 year ago
@ethosflux gay is the new muslim? ;)
nelliediddle 1 year ago
@nelliediddle I hear straight is the new gay:
watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
@DeeDemonwitch YAY! I'm much happier with that idea :)
nelliediddle 1 year ago
I'll join the war. I haven't "celebrated Christmas" since I was a small kid anyway, it was just too dumb.
winterstellar 1 year ago
Ha, you fools! You'll never take Christmas away from us! We'd never stoop to things so obviously ungodly as yule logs, gift cards, mistlet--
Wait a minute... OH NO! THEY'VE ALREADY WON! MUST WARN BILL O'REILY!
lollerfisk 1 year ago 2
I want all these pricks to be accused of anti-semitism and waging a war on Judaism for not saying "Happy Hanukkah".
According to their own arguments, they intentional exclusion of other holidays in favor of THEIR preferred phrase is an attack.
EdwardHowton 1 year ago
i like christmas
equallyeasilyfuqyou 1 year ago
@equallyeasilyfuqyou I like yule, wintersolstice too :)
Vogter2100 1 year ago
heh.. 4:10 "lemme go... lemme go....lemme go! LEMME GO! PUT ME DOWN!"
Polum824545201 1 year ago 2
@Polum824545201 yea like, "keep me out of ur stupid issues, dumb humans!!" haha
jewellx80 1 year ago
Headline: "Gay terrorists rush church in Lancing, Michigan!"
Subtitle: "Explosive vests by Gucci"
TheRichDarkEarth 1 year ago
love you
obsday 1 year ago
i am vogter! bitches
awfulnhead 1 year ago
Idiots! We ARE attacking Ramadan, in exactly the same way as we're attacking Christmas! ...By not celebrating it :p
Stonehawk 1 year ago
Fools. We're attacking Ramadan in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY WE ARE ATTACKING CHIRSTMAS--by not celebrating it :p
Stonehawk 1 year ago
@Stonehawk Personally, I always eat during the month of Ramadan.
DeeDemonwitch 1 year ago
Love Dr. StrangeVogter!
prodigyat9 1 year ago
My God, that turtle is alive!
I'm curious as to what that Catholic guy was referring to as gay terrorists.
TharosTheDragon 1 year ago
Damn retailers caring about their customers, makes me sick.
adrenacrumb 1 year ago
Turtles! Woo hoo!
prodigyat9 1 year ago
I really hates the internet.. There, I said it..... Everyones a fucking douche spouting anything they read, especially the "non-conformists". Fuck you all. Every last one of you. Yes, especially you.
settlefornothink 1 year ago
but I really did need to buy a Nintendo Wii for my kid :)
flammamancer 1 year ago
Wait...BionicDance has a Power Glove? Oh god...marry me. You can still bring whatever lover you wish home, but I am head-over-heels in love with you at this moment.
nemo3590 1 year ago
@nemo3590 Good luck buddy! I've been barkin' up that tree for almost a year now!
JaguarJ0nes 1 year ago
@nemo3590 As soon as I saw the Power Glove, I KNEW it'd be her!
GoblinXXX 1 year ago
@nemo3590 "BionicDance has a Power Glove? Oh god...marry me."
Yeah, no doubt! I've never been so attracted to a lesbian before (as far as I know ;-)
SiriusMined 1 year ago