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  • a question though

    do you believe capitalism is a bad thing?

    i do not believe capitalism is inherently evil

    an economic system characterized by private or corporate ownership of capital goods, by investments that are determined by private decision, and by prices, production, and the distribution of goods that are determined mainly by competition in a free market

    however christmas in this day and age is sadly all about money and gifts now

    and not for the reason your giving one

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  • HAAAAHAHAHA

    that toast!

    :D

  • that turtle looks frantic!

  • I wanna be you faggots when I grow up!!!!

  • SO your against christians?

  • WOW. This is so dumb. Banning the words Marry Christmas is so freaking dumb! Fine. Have a "war" against christians. But please let Christmas alone. Christmas is just a word for many today. You are against censorship. THIS is sensorship. Once again. WOW americans. You can be so freaking close minded.

  • A little late, but here goes. It's not my favorite holiday, but people are a little hard on Christmas. On the other hand, the door swings both ways. A friend of mine and I are both pagan. One year, when I was visiting him at work, he wished me a Happy Yule. His boss overheard, and not only got onto him, but discussed it with a manager at a neighboring business, and she angrily said that my friend should have said Merry Christmas to me, and that she would have fired him over it. Wtf?

  • "They always chose Christmas don't they?"

    Dude, I rant all year long.

  • I'm bored of this shit.

  • I'm reasonably sure they don't go after Islamic holidays because, as far as I'm aware, the U.S. Federal Government does not officially endorse any. On top of that, when I lived in the U.S. I don't recall seeing any Mosque or Islamic group whining about a "War on Ramadan" during their holy month while simultaneously shoving Islamic dogma down every shoppers throat via mass media and annoying repetitive music.

  • @InventorGorilla Grasping the point fail!

  • @JaguarJ0nes YOU...FAIL... Now go enjoy your Christmas gifts you pagan...

  • @InventorGorilla Naaah, actually it's epic win. But I can't talk with you, need to prepare for round 2 this year.

    Let's see...

    Anti-Angel ground-to-air-missiles: Check

    Reindeer-Poison: Check

    Spiked cookies and milk for Santa: Check

    HeMan toys to add to Nativity Scenes: Check...

  • @commanderkruge lol...

  • I love how when Christian traditions aren't given 100% of the attention at all times they accuse society of waging a "war" against Christian traditions. This is made even better by the fact that Christmas is not originally Christian at all. 

  • I felt so bad for the turtle,

    but other than that,

    Great vid

  • Theyre very good at this. use christmas to hurt people, and then say its a War on Christmas. its like when a little boy asks his ku klux klan daddy "why are we attacking that black man?" "because hes a racist" the father says....

  • Added my pledge as a response. :)

  • I hate them its mainly an American thing this happy holidays. Its Americas surrender to other cultures and makes it a second class country

  • Yes, there's a war on Christmas, a holiday that's more Pagan than Christian! How dare they! Derp..

  • "The problem with most of the retailers, is they tend to worry about 100% of the customers..."

    Err...

  • Marcus Brigstocke on Christianity - very funny video in my opinion

    /watch?v=lEnb2EFtSow

  • Working on my pledge video now. :)

  • wow lol i am not swareing to any thing but this video is really funny. Freeks, geeks, creepos, comies, furrys, dorks,and nut jobs. This video has got them all, I love the guy who puts up the wrong hand and looks like santa... funny as hell. and the chick with the power glove and fake gun HAHAHAHA god that was awsome.

    Good luck on your war the the group you got i am sure your gonna storm the gates of the evil corp empires of the world.

  • Santa, Rudolph, the Grinch, sleigh bells, roasting walnuts, Frosty, etc. are the BEST things about Christmas... and I'm not being in the least sarcastic. I like that stuff. You can keep the religious crap.

  • they are just joking chill people lol

  • that poor turtle's like I'm outty bitches, you niggas gonna get bombed!

  • I hope you don't mind attaching my vid to this one, JaguarJ0nes.

    My apologies if you do; I'll redirect if if you ask me to.

  • "If these guys had any guts, they'd choose Ramadan and explain it to the Muslims."

    Fair point, I suppose, although Ramadan isn't a major consumerist crapfest; this "war on Christmas" crap is just an attempt to get Christians out into the shops during the recession.

    "War on Christmas" my arse.

  • I think that someone should send this to FOX and see what they say. I've got twenty that says that they hold it up as proof of a conspiracy to destroy christmas and christianity.

  • @Tavereen i will fucking do it!

  • @Tavereen so i just sent an e-mail, containing a short paragraph, as well as a link to this video, to every e-mail listed on the 'contact us' web page on foxnews(.)com, i cannot wait to see what they do, if anything.

  • @MobileThinker You are a total stud for doing that but honestly, this cramp their style of "there must always be an enemy" so why would they even acknowledge it?

    Although, if it makes it on the air, I will give you a 2 hour cunnilingus and/or fellatio session, which ever you prefer.

  • @JaguarJ0nes why thank you, also, seeing as how i am a male, i would prefer neither, how about cash value? lol. i will inform you if i get any kind of response.

  • I had to laugh loud and hard. This holiday goes far back in Christian history. Not that Christ was born on December 25th (chosen because it's close enough to the Winter Solstice to snag some curious "pagans"), but all the other trappings drew the ire of many Christians in the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries. They protested the existance of the holiday for both religious reasons as well as the commercialization! The holiday finally turned into the sales fest it is today in the mid 1800s.

  • @TheRationalSkeptic thats great, i couldn't care less about this XXXmas money draining from ppl. but was thinking about the poor turtle. i bet the turtle is smarter than Omfg'Riley.

  • DAWWWWWW!!!! I just finished my part. Sorry man for being such a spaz. I'll post mine as a response though

  • I love these new compilations you guys are making. YT is evolving.......

  • Every single year Christians bring up the war on Christmas....

  • I burst out laughing when the turtle started spazzing

  • I would ask all my friends: please don't make a scene when someone wishes you Merry Christmas. That is exactly the kind of thing that gets these fundies crying so loud. Who started this crap anyway? Has anyone ever taken a poll of atheists to see if we really dive a damn if someone says that?

    The word "Christmas" is inseparably associated with Dec. 25. It should be no more offensive than someone saying happy birthday.

    Sheesh!

  • Gay terrorists? WTF?

  • LOL VOGTER DR. STRANGELOVE

  • Who is Chris? :)

  • I'm sorry I couldn't watch the whole thing, I found it disgusting! Why won't O'Riley just drop dead already?!!?!

  • @madjimms Try again. The fox news crap doesn't go on the entire video. You'lll love it!

  • @JaguarJ0nes I did watch the rest after commenting :-P I honestly am somewhat bored with videos that show multiple people doing the same type of thing. I love your normal videos though.

  • I forgot the glove thing

  • The turtle stole the whole show.

  • I'd do it for the lulz anyway :-p

  • This is a great vid.... Taking the pledge

  • i celebrate giftmas it exsactly same as christmas but known of the jesus nonsense.lol oh and i also get off work for it.lol

  • 0:50 jew?

  • Great video, it coincides with the introduction of my CRAP (Christmas Rejection Alliance Party) . Anyone who wants to be a CRAPper, details on request.

  • Hahaha Y'all are great. The turtle almost stole the show. : D

  • hehe, the turtle tried to fly...

    Cheers

  • awwwwwww

    turtle

  • The Deutsche Armee gegen Weihnachten joined your cause!

  • In Norway the pagan midwinter festival predates christmas. The traditions (eg. christmas beer) where adopted by christianity for acceptance while it killed it's way through the country. I realize that this can't be the case in the southern hemisphere, but are there any other preexisting traditions that are incorporated into the christmas holidays around the world?

  • I love this video.

  • I will not rest until the blood of Santa stains my hands!

  • 4:14 Turtle doesn't agree to be held high in the air

    (I love turtles)

  • @0x8x0 <3 turtles

  • Gay Terrorists! Hilarious! xD

  • Well at least Bill O'Riled openly and freely admitted he was that small and petty

  • Happy Yule everyone.

  • The only place this 'War of Christmas' is going on, is in the minds of the fundagelicals. Happy Solstice everyone.

  • @Textra1

    Correction - "...War on Christmas..."

    *sigh*

    I hate fucking up simple phrases.

  • @Textra1

    They do love their victim cards.

  • I realize this is satire, but just so Christians know what the ACTUAL argument is--

    Christian aspects of the solstice holidays are not avoided in civic centers because they may offend certain people, or because they cannot recognize any religious holidays. They are avoided because if Christian symbolism is in the public square, they are then not able to preference it by preventing OTHER groups from putting up their religious or non-religious symbolism as well-- and it becomes a kluge.

  • I <3 BionicDance's glove o/

  • @xXxScarletBloodxXx here... (>'_')>(O-=)

  • What was the glove/turtle/puppet-thingy for?

  • @OukaKisa I think it's for the oath... you know, like when someone in court is giving witness and declaring to tell the truth or something like that ._.

  • @xXxScarletBloodxXx okey doke :) thanks

  • @OukaKisa I'll tell you later!

  • swearing on a turtle? That's for me!

  • I don't remember the gay terrorist storming anything in Lansing. Where was I and why did no one get it on there iPhone??

  • I have not celebrated nor acknowledged any holiday whatsoever in roughly 15 years.

    just putting this out there. Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, Halloween, labor day, fourth of July, Columbus day, and Martin Luther King day.

    etc. you get the idea. about the only day I do celebrate is the anniversary of my own birth, and the birthdays of my kith and kin.

  • @TheRationalSkeptic the turtle needs thier own channel yes...yes it does

  • the turtle appears to be struggling, but really he's dancing.

  • Ive read a real good piece of work by a philosopher named Durkheim. He talked about the (religious) justifications we apparently need for our rituals. In this case we use Jesus to justify meeting our family and eating a lot. (a bad justification for a fine purpase)

    He basically argued that we need a better justification for our rituals than the Christian religion as it is now because the Christian religion as it is now ignores reality. (they think somebody was born from a virgin, lol)

  • @Evilanious: Now I personally think that I don't need any justification at all for meeting my family and eating a lot of food other than that I like my familymembers and I like eating.

  • Oh come on, that's against etiquette. When you take an oath, you don't wear a goddamn hat.

    :D

  • I will pay big bucks for someone to punch Bill Donahue right in the throat.

    Also can someone explain to these fucktards that Happy Holidays probably means the PLURAL of the two predominantly now-Christian ) but long and formerly pagan ) holidays of Christmas and New Years.

  • what happens to fundie christians when you take christmas away

    watch?v=VDHGVWyPjcc

  • I Royal Satanas support the Anti-Christmas Army Corporation's and Christianity be damned.

  • @TheRationalSkeptic

    Turtle was my favorite character!

  • Let's DMCA xmass! Go forth and buy!

  • I just added my video response

  • @TheRationalSkeptic My tortoise approves. She's in hibernation now, but her skin tone is approving.

  • I'm IN!!!

    mmm Can I get some peanut butter and strawberry jam on that toast.

  • Sticking our noses in where they don't belong? I'll remember that next time someone tries to preach the gospels to me, most usually at my front door.

  • When I see JaguarJones without the shades and hat.. I'm always like.. who is that guy? And he has a wall of RAM too!

  • I had to edit out a few words to make it fit, but the oath made an excellent Facebook status update. :P

  • Isn't it ironic that the same people who are complaining about a war on Xmas and how we should get back to the 'true meaning', whatever that is, are the first people who, when buying lots of plastic crap for their brainwashed ingrate children, get pissed at those businesses who don't comply and just wish them "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas"?

  • "christ" in christmas...

    FOR FUCKS SAKE, moronic morons alarm. Check a dictionary.

    In french, the name is "noël", in german it's "Weihnachten". Now, sure, the origins of these words has some holy background ("weihen" = "sanctify"), but it's far from being obvious to..., let's say 98% of the public. It's irrelevant actually.

    Get over the words, merry christmas, merry holidays, w/e.... We say, "joyeuses fêtes" or "ein frohes Fest" (both referring to a "feast"). Jeez.

  • @narsil1984 In danish it is still Yule :-)

  • I really like the idea of Christmas being a worship of capitalism where people sacrifice their wealth (sometimes going into debt) to pay tithes to faceless corporations. The worthless products are placed under an evergreen tree that is a symbol of everlasting life. It's as if consumerism is seen as our savior. We all die, but capitalism lives on like a disease passed on from generation to generation in some obscene secular ritual justified by mindless religiosity.

  • @MarmaladeINFP The tree itself, chopped down and dying, bought and consumed, tells us that things only have value until after we've incorporated them into our consumption cycle.

  • @MarmaladeINFP Couldn't have said it better myself!

  • @JaguarJ0nes Humor aside, capitalism/corporatism does have elements of a state religion (with citizens/consumers, holiday spending, property rights & corporate personhood). I'm not anti-capitalist, but I do find it odd how our society worships capitalism. If you look at the history of capitalism, early on it was intertwined with Protestantism (work ethic as devotion to God, wealth as outward grace demonstrating salvation, etc). Capitalism has become the frame through which we understand reality.

  • @MarmaladeINFP Would you mind if I "borrow" that comment?

  • @mongrellius Borrow away. I'm not sure if I've seen anyone call capitalism a state religion, but I'm sure many others have said similar things. I have heard someone argue that, since there is so much religious diversity, patriotism became the US state religion. Considering patriotism is ultimately centered on the military, I think the military-industrial complex creates a common bond between patriotism as state religion and capitalism as state religion.

  • @mongrellius I went to your page and noticed that you are from Australia. US culture is the context of my own thoughts. Do you think my thoughts about the US apply to Australia?

  • @MarmaladeINFP In one aspect, very much so. It seems to me that capitalism has almost become a state religion here, too. We have much less emphasis on religion than the US, so possibly capitalism acts as something of a substitute for most already. Considering most Australians never go to church except for funerals and weddings(IIRC, ~88% do not attend more than two regular services per year), the emphasis on spending large amounts of money on gifts to celebrate a religious holiday is astounding.

  • I love to stupid pastor bringing up Ramadan. WE ALREADY IGNORE RAMADAN, and by attacking "Happy Holidays", he is, in fact, waging a "war" on Ramadan, Channukah, and every other non-Christian holiday, including New Year's Day.

  • @SiriusMined Prepare for a bad pun:

    It's not like they force Ramadan down our throats.

    *groans*

  • Mission Pre-Accomplished!

  • FSM forbid retailers be equally considerate towards all people who might care to do business with them.

  • The X-mas in the US does have nothing to do with religion anymore. just commerce.

    and: midwinter rituals were occupied by christianism...

    so happy midwinter time ;)

  • power glove dude I haven't seen one of those in years

  • total war:christmas

  • Can I still watch Charlie Brown Xmas & Rudolph specials?

  • @Hopeful71 Off course as long as you buy useless crap.

  • @Hopeful71 snuggies rock

  • pathetic freakish anti-social liberal clowns spend more time on religion than religious people. We're talking about misfits of society who are obsessive, untalented, criminal, and juvenile.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you militant american atheists

  • @Roachenator You need to develop your sense of humor. It's sorely lacking.

    This is hilarious... I may have to do this.

  • @Roachenator Butthurt humorless is buthurts and humorless.

  • @Vogter2100 - at least I dont have count drakula genes in my body

  • @Roachenator what a nice little pulse there is in the fine little neck.. could you plesase look that way? *pointing down to the left*

  • @Vogter2100 - pls use yr pick-up lines on girls, not me ok

  • @Roachenator Humorless little user is humorless.

  • @Roachenator heh and the award for missing the point goes to......

  • @Roachenator

    "pathetic freakish anti-social liberal clowns spend more time on religion than religious people"

    Curious point as in order to be exposed to "pathetic, etc, etc atheists" one must actually seek their voice out. Its not like they dominate mainstream media. Soooo, in order to notice how much time atheist spend on religion one must be spending time focusing on atheists.

    Obsessive; takes one to know one.

  • @Hopeful71 Ah ha! Good point

  • i like christmas tbh, but i like it because it brings people together and we give gifts... don't give a shit about religion.

  • I would love to put an end to christmas but sadly, I don't think we can.....yet.

  • Sounds to me like you've all won, according the pledge! :D

  • This just hilarious. All the "War on Christmas" clips were mostly FOX "News" . I think fox likes to have a war with anyone they don't like. I wonder if shockofgod is gonna do a video on this? O.o

  • @Jimb0can Perxactly, Fox seems proficient at that, all to American, meme that we must always have an enemy.

  • *Turtle*

    IM FREE! SWIM! SWIM! SWIM FOR ALL THAT IS PIZZA!

  • Die hard quote FTW, and is it just me or is vogter really freddy krueger in disguise?

  • @Dakayrus I thought he was Dr Strangelove

  • That turtle must be a Christian and really does not want any part of this war!

  • The turtle flailing is the best.

  • @2:35 what a worthless prick piece-of-shit. He said he can't bring himself to call it a christmas tree for [his] fear of offending someone. Oh cry a river you dummy fundie fucktard.

    We're suppossed to care if some jackass fundie dirtbags are riddled with the "fear of offending someone"? HA! So let's me get this straight, they (fundies) want to us to tolerate anything they want to do whether or not it is a violation of separation of church & state so they won't be afraid of offending someone?

  • gay terrorists? Muhhahaha bring on the gay terrorism!

  • @ethosflux They'll decorate planes into buildings and show tunes a restaruant! Oh no! Then they will hide color cordinating in a little gay dog and make limp wristed gestures thus leaving our country in ruins!

  • @ethosflux gay is the new muslim? ;)

  • @nelliediddle I hear straight is the new gay:

    watch?v=in9SiDtJLaU

  • @DeeDemonwitch YAY! I'm much happier with that idea :)

  • I'll join the war. I haven't "celebrated Christmas" since I was a small kid anyway, it was just too dumb.

  • Ha, you fools! You'll never take Christmas away from us! We'd never stoop to things so obviously ungodly as yule logs, gift cards, mistlet--

    Wait a minute... OH NO! THEY'VE ALREADY WON! MUST WARN BILL O'REILY!

  • I want all these pricks to be accused of anti-semitism and waging a war on Judaism for not saying "Happy Hanukkah".

    According to their own arguments, they intentional exclusion of other holidays in favor of THEIR preferred phrase is an attack.

  • i like christmas

  • @equallyeasilyfuqyou I like yule, wintersolstice too :)

  • heh.. 4:10 "lemme go... lemme go....lemme go! LEMME GO! PUT ME DOWN!"

  • @Polum824545201 yea like, "keep me out of ur stupid issues, dumb humans!!" haha

  • Headline: "Gay terrorists rush church in Lancing, Michigan!"

    Subtitle: "Explosive vests by Gucci"

  • love you

  • i am vogter! bitches

  • Idiots! We ARE attacking Ramadan, in exactly the same way as we're attacking Christmas! ...By not celebrating it :p

  • Fools. We're attacking Ramadan in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY WE ARE ATTACKING CHIRSTMAS--by not celebrating it :p

  • @Stonehawk Personally, I always eat during the month of Ramadan.

  • Love Dr. StrangeVogter!

  • My God, that turtle is alive!

    I'm curious as to what that Catholic guy was referring to as gay terrorists.

  • Damn retailers caring about their customers, makes me sick.

  • Turtles! Woo hoo!

  • I really hates the internet.. There, I said it..... Everyones a fucking douche spouting anything they read, especially the "non-conformists". Fuck you all. Every last one of you. Yes, especially you.

  • but I really did need to buy a Nintendo Wii for my kid :)

  • Wait...BionicDance has a Power Glove? Oh god...marry me. You can still bring whatever lover you wish home, but I am head-over-heels in love with you at this moment.

  • @nemo3590 Good luck buddy! I've been barkin' up that tree for almost a year now!

  • @nemo3590 As soon as I saw the Power Glove, I KNEW it'd be her!

  • @nemo3590 "BionicDance has a Power Glove? Oh god...marry me."

    Yeah, no doubt! I've never been so attracted to a lesbian before (as far as I know ;-)