JB Smoove's philosophy: The ass

[pittchaser]

"You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that shit, fuck his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you've been there."

[peekaboo2u]

U lost me when u kept talkin about the earf, wtf is an earf?

[snclark432]

this niggas shiny ass head

[saintlennon9]

Oh man. i'm dyin over here.

"once you get shot in the ass you become a better person" Thats biblical truth right there.

[carlawon]

Thank you Mr. President.

[autobot69000]

i dont know what he means

[malpracticedoctor]

turn on the captions on the video and let the lols begin

[xOrashix]

you nah mean

[1brothad]

lol, how high is he?

[maffJackson]

lol it's only funny to the people that know jb smoove is JOKING...hilarious.. gotta luv this guy

[368123]

Hes the President of "Hitting that Ass"!

[GalsiaDonovan]

Actually now I get it. Your ass is the center of the universe....it makes sense actually.

[GalsiaDonovan]

This is absolutely hilarious. I have no fuckin clue what hes saying

[TheMattybono]

hahahaha wot a legend!

[bobbysony]

this guy has got to be high.

[rexxorama]

are they...high or something?

[haveatomato]

Leon for president.

[HomemadeIndie]

Love the fact that the camera guy only in the beginning said "yeah i know what hou mean" lol.

[Laurkiller]

Around 30 times he said ''U no wa mean?''

[Breakingbadd420]

Leon Brings The Ruckus.

[camiloaespitia]

u no wa mean ? u no wa mean ?

[IAmRickyRocs1]

If you black you gotta drunk uncle who talks like dis lol



[nonecks]

This made sense, this made stupid sense

[RockNFknRoll]

this is amazing philosophy

[pjr3rd]

"you can't live on one butt cheek..."

[crizpy9119]

Lol he is actually droppin some real knowledge here, just in a hilarious way. Goin through life's challenges is what builds you up. This shit is so funny tho hahahaha

[waymanstarks]

YOU LIVE THRU YA ASS.......LOL...WTF DID THAT MEAN?....THE ASS RUNS THE WORLD......WAS HE SERIOUS...FOLLOW ME @mrgettitin....

[Vader58]

WTF!

[kevlo313]

lol get in dat ass larry

[surplusdude]

i love him in curb your enthusiasm

but what the fuck is he rambling on about?

[cjgyt98]

lol....

[fuktface]

this actually makes a lot of sense. know what i mean?

[redderstheamazing]

ya know what i mean.

[dhughes721]

"Now if your asshole's that big, you got a problem" hahahaha

[KingMinosxxvi]

no skyline it does not make an idiot. simply someone surfing through youtube. clearly you also have an intellect issue since you suppose that all people on tv are smart and those who are not tv are not. unless you are on tv by that logic you are also an idiot. Im sure there are many very intellihent people who have never been on tv. there was a show the name of whic alludes me at the moment which had a charcheter name corky which was played by an actual retarded person. it literally means slow

[hypherism]

@KingMinosxxvi Hahaha, the word is eludes bro. You felt attacked so you came back to write a paragraph in defense of yourself. skyline may have gone about it the wrong way but you are being an ass right now.

Why call this guy an idiot? He's a comedian, what he says in this video is meant to be comedic. Go watch him on Curb Your Enthusiasm. He's hilarious, and his execution of the character Leon is fantastic, as well as his ability to create good screen chemistry between himself and Larry David.

[KingMinosxxvi]

@hypherism Ive seen it ..obviously not big stretch... im not defenisive hes n idiot or rther this is idiotic..n this is not funny..no "wht i meen"...this is youtube n this is idiotic...its perfectly sound to mention tht...not defensive only bluntly speking the truth...in cse you cnt tell one of my keys doesnt work.

[KingMinosxxvi]

@hypherism and fuck you for correcting my spelling,,, i know wht n allusion is know wht I meen. do you?

[KingMinosxxvi]

this guy is a n idiot

[theskylinegtr1]

@KingMinosxxvi

If he's so stupid how come I don't see you on TV? This guy's hilarious.. by the way, why are you watching his videos if you think hes an idiot? That would make you an idiot wouldn't it?

[turtledomination]

I got 48 times

[ridewave444]

Lol Pretty funny.

[nelonski1]

wtf lol

[SilentRain29]

yeah this fuckin guy is out of his mind and most likely shermin his balls here he's talking about tough asses and spaceships and straight up looks like he's been awake for days with those sunglasses on

[SouthParkBear]

I thought Leon was just an act, but this guy really IS nuts.

[CaptainCookXIII]

this is prime material.

[billywoods69]

CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! AS SHIT

[UnFcknBlvblDC]

Actually go thru this video and TRY to count how many time you hear, "Naw mean?" haha... This was too funny :P

[DrPoon]

this is something i would expect to hear from some tripping face on some good lsd

[AnkhMusicLover]

laff my ASS off

[LYDIA21LOVE]

This guy sucks !! i don't understand .tf he talks about !! sorry but he not funny !! wtf is Dave?

[eam1577]

Ya this guy is great lol! watch the mountain dew white out focus groups

[portmurphy1]

biggest fool ever

[wtfthisisabsurd]

"diaherrea is a release of the bullshit!" he is the greatest!!

[aquosrising]

Damn getta get exlax

[TruUnderGroundHipHop]

I BRINGS THE RUKUSS TO THE LADIES.

[thedoomletter]

this video would take half the time if he would realize that you understand what he is saying.

[krucialred26]

@thedoomletter you don't get it

[tyrannicoystercult]

so smart, so imaginative, man from future, ahead of my point in time at this moment

[newlegacy07]

i feel u jb

[tassan101]

big brother doing his thang :)

[xxhaloproxx]

amazing man. You crazy funny. Now Ill let ya borrow my skates again, do a act on the, lol, I wasn't expecting you to get down on the wheels like that. RAW!