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  • Of course they would put Scorpio in there lol. Those two are mortal enemies.

  • And by the way: Tauruses are TRUE believers of Karma

  • I don't agree with the money part, I'm not really a spender. Tauruses are weird, very very weird so their types are it depends on how weird you are, the look doesn't matter as the weirdness and hotness do!

  • u don't have to look real pretty,..just as long as you have nice curvy body with some meat,.umm yummy

  • I'm a leo, my boyfriend is a taurus. If we went by these videos we would be FUCKED

  • this is actually true :o

  • LOL 'i love scorpios'

  • This is about Taurus not about Aries . and just for saying that makes u the worst of the Zodiac smh

  • im an aries and im the best of all the zodiacs

  • He looks like Robert Pattinson, who is a Taurus, too! :D

  • Taurus are very stubborn, they always believe their correct.

  • I'm a Taurus...this is so true. Especially the jelousy part. I just started crying a moment ago from jealousy...

  • Wow, am a taurus, this is so true...

  • i love taurus <3 my boyfriend of 4 years 14 days is a Taurus, and im a cancer! so of course i'll make sure to make him happy :3

    Taurus are so sweet <3

  • I am Scorpio :D yaaay!

  • fuck... is it possible to attract a Taurian without the physical attraction?

  • @24deathstalker get down to the gym man

  • damm Scorpio XD

  • This is so true...Taureans seeks revenge!

  • @mainenurse22 imagine a world filled with ppl like that who seek revenge...violence would never come to an end.

  • Da vinci is April 15 & which makes him Aries not Taurus you friggin dumb head

  • I am taurus.. i had 2 sagittarius gf.. she was weired for me result brokeup, then i got Cancer gf she was good, then i got pices gf she was better, At least i found Perfect match with Capricorn. I blv Capricorn gf is Best for Taurus male as well as capricorn bf is best for Taurus female...... ONe advice for taurus never fell in love with ""Sagittarius""" bcos they are liberal & flirty type cant be trust on them. Regards, WEll wisher :) thumbs up if someone taurus or capricorn thinks i m right..

  • @03152229995 Thats not really true xD...i'm a taurus and i have a Sagittarius girlfriend and she is my perfect match..when i first met her she didn't werid me out at all she was sweet and shes the flirty type but it doesnt mean you can't trust them.Some are very loyal like her so just don't go flat out dont fall in love with them or dont trust them..i think the sagittarius girls are the best girls in the zodiac just my opinion :)

  • @03152229995 yea, the girl I've cared the most about in my life was a Capricorn. Although, the girls that were the easiest relationships were Scorpios.... All of them. Scorpios are supposedly the ideal match for Taurus'

  • what I wanna know is, is there any Taurus man out there looking for a good woman?

  • I was VERY distressed when she wiped her mouth with that 20 dollar bill. I'm still slightly worked up over it =S

    Taurus sun

    Capricorn moon

    Scorpio rising

  • That was hilarious!

  • Oh great, I'm the same sign as the guy who killed Lincoln. *sarcasm*.

  • I'm Aquarius and I have a crush on a Taurus I wonder If he likes me back?

  • I'm right on the line of Aries and Taurus. :P it be hard to impress me.

  • @wolfquestlover13 Ah - the Aries-Taurus cusp eh? The cusp of power I hear! I personally admire and like this sign :D - from a Pisces I point of View ;)

  • It is a joke

  • It's not very comforting knowing that a president assain has the same sign as me

  • I'M A TAURUS SOOOOOO TRUE

  • DONT U DEAR CRUMBLE UP THAT SCORPIO!! UR JEALOUS BCUZ TAURUS AND SCORPIO ARE THE BEST LOVE COMPATIBILITY xD

  • Leonardo Da Vinci was an aries

  • just to let you all know if you are looking to this video for advice this is not true with all taurens.

  • Taurus mans r AZZ HOLEZ

  • @AFgGenius I prefer to be called a dick, but like that's cool too buddy.

  • @AFgGenius fuck you stupid hoe you are stupid for watching a video about something you know you are not going to like

  • im a taurus and i like guys who take care of their looks but not guys who care only about their looks

  • this fits my boyfriend pretty well haha

  • oooo ooo oooo barbra streisand

  • thumbs up if your a taurus! :D

  • @joeyvalencia38 hitler is

  • too good!

  • lol i wonder what zodiac the girl and guy is in this video! :P

  • wow, this fits me pretty well.............

  • So true I love home cooked meals.

  • this is pretty accurate. oh gee great, i share a sign with a presidential assassin, that makes me feel better.

  • you know,ANYONE can fall inlove with you

  • Wow, I'm a Taurus and this is very very correct.... at least to me, woooow....

  • Taurus Element: Earth Most Likeable Trait: Dependability Best Love Matchs: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn. Middle Love Matchs: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius. Worst Love Matchs: Libra, Leo, Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius. Opposite Sign: Scorpio rival Sign: Taurus (Same Sex) Best Friend Sign: Gemini Worst Friend Sign: Scorpio Friends Circle: Leo, Taurus, Gemini.
  • @luigi57968 Thanks for the info dude :D

  • 1:26 LMFAO

    I hate Taurus men when I get to know them

    but from far away they are beautiful and I love them

    I'm a Gemini D:

  • I'm a taurus n the thing about bein careful with money, getting revenge, good food is me lol but i'm not the jealous type

  • I hate it when random strangers discribe me exatly to a T

  • Not true at all for me. They always make us sound like money licking gluttons. I don't care about food at all, nor money.

  • If your a pisces, don't try this

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  • My crush is a Taurus.

    I'm ugly as hell.

    FML.

  • @nickierainbow well... maybe you're a good cook? ;-)

  • @5Heliotrope ...hell yeah :D

  • @nickierainbow see? now you're in the game again ;-))

  • @nickierainbow Dont worry , a true Taurus sees whats inside, its in the eye of the beholder no bull ;)

  • @nickierainbow if you don't have the looks, go the quirks and the material goods. don't worry about looking super hot, do something child like and interesting. say, give them a bunch of flowers, but with a strange note inside it. designed products are also a big plus on the taurus scale. and being calm in hellish situations also wins a taurean male heart.

  • im a taurus, i do seek revenge when cheated, lied, or other bad thing like bullying. i kind of get jealous, and i have my picky side... and my boyfriend's a taurus

  • Omg I am so like that I am choosy on who I like

  • Really..? Who cares if John Wilkes Booth was a Taurus! Who wants to have the same freakin birthday as a hated assasin..!?!?!

  • Wooh ooo wooo wooo ooo wooo ooohh wooo ooo ooo woo wooo ooo ooo woo oooo!! Barbra Streisand!!!

  • @starprincess66 I'm a girl

  • @mattpro05 ok then ^-^

  • am i the only taurus that ISN'T choosy and DOESN'T care about appearance?

  • @Kitashell7 u don't? r u a guy? just wondering, because i don't have time to put on makeup for school, and i'm wondering if he will accept me anyway.

  • Taurus girls are hot.

  • Tuaurs females..the girl next door, she is dominant, very stubborn, down to earth, extremely sexy, very hot, and wont take shit from anybody but damn i love em

  • @riversbliss that is so true, i'm a taurus and thats def my character.

  • LOL xDD

  • this was HILARIOUS! Happy Birthday to all the Taureans out there!!! My MayDay is May 15th :)

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  • this sounds exactly like me and im a taurus.

  • Im a leo and im in love with a taurus..and he loves me back

    they say our signs dont mesh well but something must be working :)

  • @mmoneyitswhereitsat Im a leo and my ex was a taurus :(

  • @steamingleo same here..... i have never met a more complicated person in my entire life.... :x

  • Im a Taurus and im a girl, and to me it doesn't matter the food but i am careful with my money, but im not upsesive and not pron to jealous fits -_-' but i will seek revenge, and um no i don't like having my throat kissed, it feels weird. so yea

  • I love Taurian men... :) I'm in love with one now :D I'm trying to win him over, but I'm a Gemini, so we're pretty different.

  • I'm a Virgo. And I'm in Love with a Taurus. (= ... But she doesn't like me back </3

  • @Xwing213 LMFAO

  • @lambofgodrodrigo ~Sobs~ D;

  • Bullshit Im Taurus but i act more of Aries It Makes no sense xD

  • my GF is a taurus, this iis ganna help alot

  • it sounds like me im a Taurus:)

  • Haha! I'm a Taurus i am jealous, i seek revenge, and very money conscious, I remember being 11 years old having $400 and never letting myself bring more than $15 to the mall.

  • All girls dreams of taureans love because we are generous, loyal, family -oriented, thinkers, strong characters and leaders like ( the Prophet MohammedWilliam Shakespeare, Vladimir Lenin , Sigmund Freud, Newton, Kar Max, Hitler, Queen Elizabeth 1, Saddam Hussein, Tony Blair, Leonard da Vinci, Andre Agassi, David Beckham,...) Most of  the charismatic characters n history belong to Taurean people...

  • @Naseer958 saddam and hit and mohammed are all cock sucking bitches why the fuck would you use them as good people dumb fuck

  • @Brian56 thanx for ur dirty words.. this reflects the environment in which u were raised.But r ur mum and dad dirty like u and they don't respect others? I think yes they r. By the way the prophet Muhammed was classified by Michael H. Hart as the most influential person in history.His teaching replaced the 2 greatest ancient empires, Persian, Roman, Greek, and Byzantine . He's the only person in history is followed in every single, small or big, event in life. u don't abused him but 2 billions

  • @Naseer958 ACtually my mother is very respectful, my father is dead, and I am respectful also. I just hate Hitler for what he did, Saddam for what he has done to his people, and Mohammed for being in the barbaric religion "Islam". I'm not saying all Muslims are barbaric but Islam is a barbaric and unfair religion to it's women. So Keep on trying to look all smart but remember what all of them did.

  • hahaha I'm Taurus well i will say this is 90%-99% true (but still depends on person ) but many Taurus are like this..

  • I know Taurus men are the most stubborn people I ever encounter( my dad is one) but I don't know about the Taurus women. Are both the same or different in some traits? And I find Capricorns to be the best out of the earth signs because we work hard, save our money and have the drive to succeed. Also patience and a calm mind is our greatest strength. Taurus should learn about having a calm mind.

  • idk if her make up was purposely suppose to be bad for humor but it's BAD LOL

  • This is so true like I'm a Taurus and everything said here is basically TRUE!!!!

  • LMFO @the end ^^ the music just stopped playing when mentioning the assasin!

  • I'm a taurus haha

  • I start laughing like a hyena when someone kisses my neck.. It's really overly sensitive.. ):

  • @PoemGoesTragedy LMA0 srry but thATS Funny! dont worry im a Taurus and i do the same! xD

  • I'm not possessive at all. I LOVE ME SOME GOOD FOOD :D It don't have to be expensive at all, because I judge it when it goes into my stumach :3 We are materialistic tho.

  • I do like em good food. ;]

    But i'm not possessive..

  • not possessive :/ , the rest applies XD

  • They make us sound like money-grubbing assholes!

  • lol this is funny..im a leo and this guy im dating is a taurus..uh oh haha i hope it works out...

  • I SWEAR this described mah ex-boifriend to tha T!!!HE GOT WITH ME BECAUSE IM ATTRACTIVE, HE HATES SPENDIN MONEY OR OVER SPENDING(ALWAYZ SAVING MONEY), HE IS EXTREMELY JEALOUS N REAL POSSESIVE OVER ME/LIKE IF I SAY A DUDE WAS LOOKING AT ME HE ASKED IF I WANTED HIM TO HANDLE THT, N I REMEBER HE TOLD ME HE LUVS GETTIN HICKEYES ON THA NECK LOLX, IT FELT GUD TO HIM HE SAID"... N HE WAS FULLY DEVOTED TO ME AZ I WAS TWE HIM!!IM MY TAURUS!! PLUS HE WAS A FREAK!!NO LIE!!! IMA A PISCES SO R SIGNS MATCHED!

  • Huh i watched this to see if these vids work, im a taurus and this was pretty accurate

  • and if I don't like it, don't take it as an insult, I'm a pretty picky eater, there are some things I don't like or needs to be cooked a certain way for me

  • -_- I don't think I agree with a single thing on this list, the only one I don't know if I agree with or not is step 5 since nobody's ever tried kissing me on the neck, but I am a taurus, and I don't agree with any of that, I don't like clowns, and I will tell a girl she's beautiful even though she just got out of bed. I'm okay with whatever somebody will cook for me as long as it tastes good, its the thought that they went throught the trouble of doing so that counts.

  • this girl gets around.

  • HAHA scorpio still won on this vid yo, she had the scorpio sign there lmao

  • Learn more about your sign and the signs of friends and family at the only Social Network for Zodiac Signs GROUPITR.COM Their information is on point.

  • lmfaoooo!!! did they really need to mention the Presidential assassin JWB?

  • @vjt989

    Better than Hitler... he is the ultimate shame to us.

  • Im a capricorn and I always fall for taurus's <3

  • This creeps me out bcuz almost everything they said is true about me.

  • i feel insulted........ im a taurus

  • I'm a Pisces girl and I must say, Tauruses are my FAVORITE.

    I'll probably end up marrying one :P

  • do taureans actually prefer makeup on women??

  • im a taurus and dis is BULLSH*T

  • howcome all these howcast vidz about scorpios,taurus,libra,virgo's etc. all make them sound so evil

  • its always so wierd hearing stuff about the taurus cause for me, personally, its always right o.o;; and i love how at the end of every one of these they said awesome examples of that sign, and then one really bad one! xD i heard one it was like "...and charles manson :D"

  • Ha ha the old Joker from Batman is a Taurus ha ha how funny is that

  • lol @ 1:27 hilarious. hahahhahahhahahahha

  • Becareful on money. No matter what sign you are

  • I'm a taurus, you can cheat on me... next thing is.. you'll see me in bed with your best friend...

  • Taurians are the most misunderstood sign of the zodiac because what they show you is not what they are....and yes I am a Taurus. none of the predictions are right. We are wild as wild can be but act like normal.

  • @singaporelime i think taurians are pretty easy to understand, but maybe it's because i'm a virgo and we think on similar wavelengths. i think pisces and scorpios are the most misunderstood.

  • People have to understand that Tauruses are Loyal, trustworthy, reliable and honest race of people out of all the zodiac ,..as long as your good with them they will be more good with you and never cheat on a Taurus you will never see them again plus they are not cheap but love luxury and surround them selfs in it and love good food!!

    April 24th!!!

  • taurus is the hardest sign to live with there to controling - says astrology

  • @topkidoafterhinamori yep. Just astrology. I don't give a dang what you do as long as it doesn't hurt me.

    And yes, I'm a Taurus.

  • @topkidoafterhinamori you havent lived with the nagging pisces or the control freak virg

  • .... and Presidetial assasin... lmfao dont mess with Taureans.

  • 1:16 Hell yeah! hahaha never forgiving my ex for cheating on me... and ive vowed to tear out the eyes of the female who just HAPPENED TO BE BETTER THAN I AM... but otherwise im happy :)

  • especially the loyalty part......... i think it s all about us

  • all other stuff are more or less true

  • i am taurus (a handsome one :P) and i must say that physical attraction isnt that important, i like natural attraction and not with make ups and showing off parts of the body

  • im a taurus too;; some of this applies and the rest is a bunch of bullshit!

  • i'm a taurus, i cant stand women that cake on makeup.. it really does make them look fake. Physical attraction is important but you gotta be smart, i cant stand going out with a pretty retard.. and that whole bit about cheating and revenge, that is very very very true lol

  • i do love a home cooked meal

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  • I dont know if its just me but im obsessed with revenge im a Taurus.

  • @IdgafBish123 I am a taurus too and if I get hurt or wronged I can be your worst enemy I won't give up till I get my revenge

  • @IdgafBish123 I am too...

  • I'm a Taurus and this explained me perfectly:) no shame in hidin it y'all;)

  • They always say bad things about us Taureans, because we let them to. Remember that! We like quiet, not arguing, that s why we don t bother. I mind my own business, so I don't care really

  • @FushateInjorimi Really? I don't hear as many bad things said about you guys as I do about other signs. I'm actually envious because my sign seems to be more hated for some reason.

  • @FushateInjorimi that's cause you're an introvert, they also say bad things about Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn and Virgos, which are all introverts and like to keep to ourselves, most of this guys/girls are just extroverts that think they get us and try too hard.

  • @FushateInjorimi so true. hahaha

  • Im dating a Taurus and im a Aquarius. It kind of blends out if you have known the person for a long time.

  • @grimreaperjx I remember when I was dating an Aquarius, everything was just right, no stress. They re inspirational! It s A very happy match

  • @grimreaperjx how do you find the taurus - plus points and bad points?

    i've been with an aquarius for 6 months but I am considering dissappearing from the scene because I know the longer I stay the more I'll hurt when we break up, which we have to, because there is no passion - only strong commitment/attraction =(

  • @impamiizgraa Are you a Taurus? Okay some Aquarians have a hard time expressing there love for someone. Kind of like Taurus. She might have very deep feelings for you but she doesnt show it. Aquarians live in the brain. They over analize a situation. I would say talk to the her/he about the situation. If she has no emotional ties to you. Then im sorry to say that person isnt the one. Hope i helpped a little.

  • Taurus FTW!!!!

    (im a Taurus)

  • Taurus are not possessive.

  • loved the I love Scorpios button! hahaha!..I'm a scorpio ;D

  • this makes some sun signs sound evil

  • whoaaaa 0_0 everythig is so true... the last part creeped me out thought =_='

  • Booth was jelous of Abraham Lincoln, haha

  • im a taurus,and personally i dont care if you wear make-up or not,bit about grudges is true....and the money part i hate people who flash it

  • I'm a taurus and I go for guys with a good personality. Bad personality = Bad looking. Good personality = Good looking.

  • @ArekushisuTigress Yup! They say how sees faces doesn't see hearts. I believe it is the opposite and it is logical. A person that doesn't like itself, has low self esteem and doesn't allow others to like her, even if someone actually likes her.

  • Why they hate scorpios even just a close friend of taurenian's girl?

    Scorpios not actually an opportunist like they think :( we're not a natural born cheater.. instead we're funny and sexy...

    scorpio hir...

  • @thunderizers I have good Scorpio friends and I'm a Taurus.

  • what is a taurus?

  • im terrible with money and always lose it

  • im NOTHING like this!!! i care bout a good heart

  • 1rst one is sorta true but not really....

  • he fucks how dare he seeks revenge on scorpio the rulers

  • This makes us Tauruses look like assholes :( I for now haven't agreed with one single one of these sign personalities! Everyone is a different person, and the month you were born on, in my opinion, makes no difference.