Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

[TheStargateNerd]

I liked the first and the third movie. The second one was... good, at best, maybe...?

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

TRANSFORMERS FIIIIIIVE!

Tits... 'n.. SPLOOOSSIONS!

[IFirePlacesLike]

It's the human actors that ruin these movies, In the next one they should focus more so on the robots.

[andyandcarl]

I like the way Galen says because, "Just beCAAUSE".

[IAmJordanBradley]

Galen's Optimus Prime impression is actually really good...

[evilhomer266]

Hate how Galen hates the shit out of Super 8 but defends this. Super 8 was much better than this piece of shit.

[beliorlovi21]

Shit house movie

[halo4able]

Shia Lebitch 

[andyandcarl]

At one point, TJ has his arm around galen and they're sitting incredibly close to each other. Perhaps TJ has yet to tell us something about him?

lol

[TheLocalVandals]

One transformers animated movie in the 80's : Enough to satisfy any fan.

Three live action transformers movies in the 2000's : Not as good as the cartoon movie.

[Costar58]

Gaylen (That's how you pronounce it?) looks kinda weird I thought he was an ugly girl at first...Meh great review I like both of them and fuck Michael Bay

[princessgrapefruit1]

@AleksandarDaGr8 you fell like a Transformers review!?!?!?!?!?!? How the fuck did you do that?!?!?

[AleksandarDaGr8]

That's how I fell after watching jersey shore

[AleksandarDaGr8]

I liked x men first class

[TheDinocam]

Magic explosions

[turdpowerz]

Love the reviews guys. Keep up the great work.

[BlueRise85]

gaylen's sort of a douchebag, as tj would say DOUCHEBAG!

[FornicateWithRaptors]

@NeedLife774 I agree.

[Redsage1122]

"Sounds like George Bush" LOL funniest line in this review. PS: Fuck you Michael Bay!

[Venim85]

OMG BEST REVIEW!

[Skino473]

Don't they look like Porygon and Snorlax from pokemon?

I used to like both of them back in the days... :)

[noofatchiks]

@Skino473 holy fuck your right

[TheBadchick66]

I wanna see Tj T-Bag the fuck outta Gaylen.

[MoMember88]

Fuckkkkkkkk This movie but damn do I love this review

[MrTalljoker]

gaylen and TJ born to be badasses and still are badasses

[1MissKarlieStarr]

I like gaylen... THERE, I said it!!!

[wazeenet]

@1MissKarlieStarr *Galen*

[F3udF1st]

Wow, I can't believe how rude you were to that ticket-man, that's fucking awesome :s wish I could stand up for myself like that sometime.

[Triipticz]

I've just made myself look like a dick by telling an awkward joke that went nowhere. What shall I do? I know! Throw a book like an idiot and look like a even bigger nerd.

[Abbadon380]

TRANSFORMERS MICHEAL BAY FUCKS YOU IN THE EYE TRANSFORMERS ITS A BRAIN CELL GENOCIDE

[MuslimGoku]

2 fat man just OWNED transformers

[gradsssara]

I did the head movement thing RIGHT when gaylen did and I was like

.0. I am telopathic! cool...

[lukesmall1]

Its pretty funny how they were talking about rubbing shit all over themselves

[DarthBenadic]

I have an idea for people that go to the movies and bitch about how bad everything is and how expencive it is to go, STOP GOING TO THE FUCKING MOVIES!

This movie sucks though, so o.k. video! Everything other then twilight, nothing but wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAAAH, WAAAAH, WAAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[BaraSkit07]

What the fuck is with the long red bar?

[Fleursdelily]

Why is everyone mean to Galen? (._.)

[MarkJohansen123]

Why do people bitch and moan about gaylen.

[KryptonianOozaru]

Holy shit I listened to this whole thing? I get the feeling that was more entertaining than the actual movie.

[666unknowndevil666]

People are still bitching about Gaylen?

[macintosh264]

Micheal Bay, President. "My First order of business, move all available funds in our government system to my new program, the charity for Micheal Bay, and cancel every other program in existence except those that kill third world children using bombs, and require all occurrences of that to be captured on tape."

[arexyouxepicxenough]

Gaylen 1. Needs to stop interuppting because it is really fucking annoying.

2. Needs A bit more knowledge of cinema. I'm a fan of silent films like Phantom of the opera and Nosferatu but in the 30' and 40's that become irrelevant and in came Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy. Also, the best film every made in my opinion named King Kong (the original version).

[sdsheep195]

@arexyouxepicxenough In response to No.1, TJ interrupts him a lot as well

[arexyouxepicxenough]

@sdsheep195 But Gaylon does it more and interrupts him in mid sentence.

[druid299]

38:59 Optimus didnt betray his race(Sentinel did by not trying to find another way to save Cybertron,whivh he obviously could have.) and Megatron deserved to die after everything he put Optimus through.

[ScAgCoWbOy]

more videos with Gaylen. thumbs up!!!!

[takeahint123]

Gaylen looks like an overgrown sperm.

[TheSkerrett]

damnit gaylen...

[Cheshirecat55]

Gaylen is obnoxiously pretentious.

[darkcarnage1234]

Transformers 4: Blowing Stuff Up and War and Everything...

[TheVladimere9]

Tie michael bay down and force him too watch this 500 times

[landialiha]

btw gaylin or galen, someone should hire you for The Hobbit you will make one pretty good wild elf

[landialiha]

this guy smells .. stay away from him, tj

srsly with friends like that you only feel like shit

[DAmicoJohnny]

@landialiha that doesn't make any sense

[VonManavis]

Gaylen has the looks of Monstar and the voice of Shredder! But he is awesome!

[glassessn]

*Goes On Video*

*Sees Gaylen*

*Clicks Off Video*

[PlatinumGlitchMint4]

I don't hate Gaylen, but damn, he talks over TJ all the damn time.

[TafTabTah]

It takes 7 min until they even begin to review...

[iLoveAllyce]

(: You people are great.

[donovan3955]

First comment in 6 days

[psudeoaccount]

Gaylen, please let T.J speak...

[x6x6x6xlegion]

Sasha Grey,enough said.

[SandvichGuy]

@x6x6x6xlegion i agree replace gaylen with her

[noofatchiks]

i wanna drink some johnny walker with megatron man then gordon freeman can show up with a cake

[AwsomeDudeReviews]

I think Gaylen might have Asperger Syndrome because of his knowledge on art and he interrupts a lot. (That's not an insult. I also have Asperger Syndrome)

[ZaneBarrow]

Everyone's going to hate this.

I like Gaylen. He is loud, pretentious, a bit of a jackass... But I like him. I have no idea why.

[psycicpowers]

Gaylen is fucking awesome! does he have his own YouTube account, if so, IMA SUBSCRIBIN!

[TheAmazingAtheism]

@psycicpowers Halcyon is his account name.

[TheEggacy]

tj needs to let gaylen finish his sentences

[ryuzakikun96]

Is tj a boyscout

[AlphaRawDough]

This Guy Again

[turtlesarecool99]

I enjoyed this film because I knew what to expect and my mind was in the right mode. In the end, life is all about getting as much happiness out of the limited time that we have. Art isn't like politics, social injustice, crime, poverty, etc. Art is there to be enjoyed or ignored. If you don't like it that's fine. But it's just one less moment of happiness you'll get out of your life. Dwelling on frivolous activities to express unwarranted passionate hate is such a waste of your life.

[tyedye1107]

you HAVE to do the translate audio in this video. it is funnier than the video itself

[porp109]

TJ, if you ever, which you likely will, make an annoying orange parody, have Gailin voice the orange, he sound a lot like daneboe

[TheDinocam]

dont bring stan marsh into this, gaylen

[jak5000]

It was inception compared to the 2nd one.

[noofatchiks]

megatron drinking johnny walker like a bum lol

[BlackenShade]

@hallcyon Harry Potter 8 turned out to one of the best movies of the year, fuckpump! :)

[keegirose]

I loved this movie you guys are way too critical

[kekene719]

I liked the first TF movie but I Never saw any of the others.

[MirroredParadox]

Whiny LeBitch.

[GunShard]

Roger Ebert has Transformers 3 as the #1 worst movie of the year, Pirates of the Caribbean at #2 and that penguin movie with Jim Carrey at #3.

[hdbham]

What the fuck???? get rid of the ads bro. Corporate bullshit.

[Lennart50]

@hdbham ads = money for him = more vids for us. Problem?

[skrillex0395]

HEY HEY! john malkovich is awesome

[ImmortalKing2020]

The biggest problem was the megatron/Sam's girlfriend thing. That ruins the end of the movie.

[evilhomer266]

The film was an active atrocity

[GunShard]

The video comments are funny.

[siggascation]

lol i fucked laughed my ass off at this review

[TheMindPulverizer]

Galen is awesome

[withoutadout]

I jus saw it, terrible waist of tine

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I love hearing you guys' opinions.

[smokethevidence]

TAA would have had more interesting, wittier things to say if not for Galen speaking poorly.

[FallenPears]

Personally when i watched it i thought it was quite good, sure if ur looking for an awesome story this isnt for u but if thats wat u want why the fuck did u go to see transformers, go watch the kings speech or something. If ur in the mood for over the top action then this movies great.

[tzydpro]

I dont get why u guys cribbin....transformers wasnt meant to be a movie with a great story and politically correct shit...it was meant to be a mindless action movie with great VFX......if u dont like mindless action movies dont watch it..plain and simple instead of making a 45 minute youtube video

[daveruda]

@tzydpro Transformers could have been great if the crew making it wanted to..but they insist on making a shiny piece of crap..feeding into the hungry mouths of desensitized audiences that swallow any shit that shine this nice.

Its a sad statement of the motion picture industry and how they have conditioned audiences to want these kind of movies.

[tzydpro]

@daveruda i understand what your getting at....but dont you think every now and then we need a little mindless rocketfest of a movie ?

[daveruda]

@tzydpro Agreed! I dont really care but still feel like it could have been so much better:)

[SuperGreenperson]

I'm sooooooo glad that I immediately identified transformers as a shit franchise, and didn't even have to see one no doubt non stop explosion packed Michael Bay film.

Fuck frenchy (I don't remember how to spell the actors name).

[dfghj241]

it is funny that no one even get hurt... THEY FALL FROM A FUCKING BULDING BEING EATED BY A GIANT METAL WORM and they are funny, that model would at least brake her nail...

[JagWar1752]

fuck gaylen

[CallMeFail]

when i saw this movie i was in such a trance due to the length of it that i overlooked all the parts i found "dumb" and just accepted them as they were (michael bay you satanical bastard)

[omaraty008]

Gaylen!!!! no one gives a flying spaghetti monster FUCK about that 30's obscure director!!!!

You are not smarter than ANYONE with that useless irrelevant knowledge!!!

you are just a pretentious ego MANIAC!

[darkflamepro]

I liked the movie but some of your points are true

[Abshale]

They got wands!

[Stackondat]

id rather watch it 100 times that a gaylen review

[halafradrimx]

OP doesn't means Optimus Prime.

OP means Overpowered.

[k0vert]

NEEDS MOAR GAYLEN INTERRUPTIONS

[hakkapella]

Soooooo... Did you two enjoy the movie? :D

[FREAKYMUSIC47]

You two should review or rant on movies more often

[RemixTheUniverse]

Holy fuck i just watched this for 47 minutes fml

[buuski]

Thumbs up if you want Gaylen to stay broken.

[NachiMeNachiMe]

WHY THE FUCK DID I WATCH ALL OF THIS

[xXMugiWaraXXx]

Watched the movie for the explosions.

What may have pissed me off most about the movie was the ending where Optimus is fighting Sentinel, gets thoroughly destroyed and looses an arm.

So Megatron rips Sentinel to shreds with his bare hands.

Optimus now has one arm, practically raped yada yada.

And so somehow Optimus kills Megatron in 5 seconds.

Oh, Michael Bay..

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

I didn't like the movie much either, and I saw the whole thing. It wasn't terrible, it just didn't hold a candle to the other two movies.

[IAmBadatStarcraft]

@star3catcherSEQUEL WOW you are missing the point. The last two movies were utter garbage as well, Michael Bay is the worst director today. He appeals to the stupid, ignorant, mindless zombies that live in this country.

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

@IAmBadatStarcraft Okay. If you didn't like them either, that's alright.

[dcblade999]

meh at least this one had a part of the original theme in it

[prideofclouds]

I like Transformers and I love these movies and even I agree they're a bit silly. It's nice to hear other opinions

[omgwtfbbqlolkthxbai]

I loved the movie.

[MrLag1337]

you guys are socially retarded and fucking douchebags, just judging off of the pre-movie babble

[JAyThaRevo]

u dont get the movie :P

For God sake it is not one of the movies were you have to get all sad and think about it all day long because it was such an influance

No! T3 was the exact opposite. Finally a movie were you could relax and enjoy the beauty of HD and 3D plus awesome soundtrack. Which made you feel all heroic. And i just loved that <3

[DAmicoJohnny]

@JAyThaRevo No they get it. They get that it sucks.

[JAyThaRevo]

@DAmicoJohnny

Same ignorance?

niceeeeeeeeeeeeee

[abir112]

are you offended by transformers?

[KORTOKtheSTRONG]

what an epic sigh of resignation @ Harry Potter

[HBOY74]

are you offended by transformers?

[ZombieSlayerz13]

At 28:00 i thought there was gunna be a fight

[TheEndlessSleep1]

When Gaylen shouted 'You're wrong, you're wrong!'

The thing that he said next made absoloutley no sense as a contradiction to what TJ said...

[princessgrapefruit1]

I liked it, but it I just wanted to scream it's Rosie Huntington fucking Whitley!

[DanhTy15]

God damn who the fuck cares if the movie had flaws!!! It entertained me, and thats all i need to say about it. Shit, People and critics pay so much attention to little details that they forget how to enjoy a fucking movie.

[sillejin]

@DanhTy15 Everyone finds their own enjoyment or lack thereof when watching a movie. It may differ from yours and is only an opinion about subjective material. Are there any movies you don't like that others do? The bottom line for me is that I pay to see an entertaining movie and expect to be fully entertained for that price. At the end of the day the movie studios could care less either way as long as they get paid.

[EternalGabriel101]

WTF THE BOOK ENDING IS MUCH BETTER

[Nihilanthe]

I was gonna call you guys cynical assholes but you did it yourselves. I think the girl's acting was better than Megan Fox's though.

[quaternio]

And you guys call LeBeouf's character an angsty bitch... sheesh.

[thedelta445]

I AGREE with TJ at 09:05 to 09:44

[thedelta445]

1. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon is REALLY GOOD!!!! 2. 02:50 IS CLEARLY NOT A DOUCHE MOVE! WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED DOUCHE TJ IS 03:30 YEAH IT´S REALLY COOL to do that! NO! TJ IS A FUCKING DOUCHE! 3. 04:40 galen also a FUCKING DOUCHE! and 05:15 AGAIN!

[Necronlord101]

I love transformers. I collect every damn Decepticon toy they release. I can't say I hated the movies, but I certainly didn't much care for them. Bay could have done a better job not fucking with peoples childhood memories.

[mercurymadhatter]

Can't wait for Transformers 4: Another Brick in the Wall!

[moofy69]

i watched that whole video and i loved every second of it

[JudgeEden]

I knew Optimus Prime was a stupid mindless killer since the first movie. To call him a douche is is a compliment.

Optimus PRIMAL from Beast Wars is SHIT loads better. He has human tendencies. And many times has he given Megatron a chance to change his ways. I have been scoffed at for suggesting this. Really, Prime is a bitch, PRIMAL is awesome.

[darkest1hourxx]

galen...doent..think the movie...sucks?!....wut?...ever­ything..i know...is.......wut?

[TheDinocam]

Gaylin

megatron was tricked by carly, as She said he'd become sentinel's bitch once the war was over,and of course megatron said fuck no, so he killed sentinel with no intention of saving optimus.

[TheDinocam]

cuntbagmcbitchpants

[XMetalX2]

RAAAAWRRR FUCK PEACE

[chorizo1337]

Yeah anyone who actually feels that michael bay can produce anything close to real cinematography, is someone who needs to stop watching movies all together, uwe boll is even a better film maker by cinema standards

[Sniper77799]

U guys gonna review captain america?

[DownloadDoctor1]

The Transformers 3 ending was stupid as hell. I would much rather have seen Optimus just take them both out on the battle field in actual battle, not killing one by surprise and one that was basically begging for mercy. That goes against everything I've ever seen about Optimus as a kid up to now. He's too noble to kill anyone asking for mercy. That's how he died in the original cartoon movie, showing mercy to Megatron, who in turn shoots him.

[omegaheartless]

My god, Gaylen should be Optimus Prime.

[apostolllus]

The Amazig Atheist is great but the other guy - whatever his name is - sucks. Hes just boring.

[movieman175]

i'm sure i'm going to get alot of hate for this but michael bay has made some good movies before i liked the first transformers and i liked pearl harbor and i liked bad boys 2 ok sure just about everything else he made was SHIT but those movies are good not some of the best movies ever but they are good and i liked them

[DozhdTUT]

ITS CALLED A FUCKING MOVIE FUCKING IDIOTS.

[DAmicoJohnny]

@DozhdTUT Yes it is. Thank you for telling us something we already knew.

[stangboy88]

I understand that Galen is your friend and I don't get why people tell you to gwt him out of your videos, but why insult us?

[randomness711]

@stangboy88 what would you do if a bunch of people insulted your freind all the time?

[randomness711]

Respond to this video...  correction *friend

[comprehentionoflife]

3:12 hahaha tj's fucking humor is just the best

[MrAvengedsorrow]

guest*

[MrAvengedsorrow]

i think gaylen is starting to think he owns these vids and like your the quest......when he tries to interupt you SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

[smokemipole]

hey! hangover2 was a good movie. y u gotta run it down?

[djlazlow1]

"Please do not interrupt a fine human being like me when I speak." 10:30

I cannot believe Gaylen said that; I'm completely mind boggled.

[KingArtilart]

@djlazlow1 Wow you can actually watch to that part? I admire you!

[buuski]

@godzillastalker

"gailand"?

you're a fucking idiot

[godzillastalker]

@buuski Actually, i don't like gailand, i watched harry potter and it was good.