Hes half a boy and half a girl Torres, Torres

[Umer447]

What The Fuck I Am Doing Here???

Stupid Cunts

[ENGLAND66ful]

this is now sung by liverpool supporters

[torresfan1143]

STUPIDS 

[flood1019]

why are kopites on an everton video? pure obsessed with us u red shite!!!

[qossim9]

Now Liverpool supporter sang this too

[lfcforthefacup]

mongrels with their cans of fosters, forever in our shadow.

[tablets55]

@lfcforthefacup And you're in our shadow.

[sumguy4130]

look at that guy with the long greasy hair. fucking dusty as shit

[RausageSolls]

Everton supporters are either wife beaters, drunks or murderers. Look at the scummy cunts. Liverpool was made by a small group of evertons and we fucking trampled over your record. Where were you, where were you, where were you in Istanbul? Where were you in istanbul?! *5*

[fizzydrinkz]

simply brilliant, torres' transfer was almost everton's transfer kitty for 5 years.

[cianolfc4lyf]

@fizzydrinkz no not 5 years... 25 years

[johnykoop]

can someone please translate these working class, hub cap stealing, high pitched, pikeys for me?

[LowerGwladys]

@johnykoop

Why do you care you faggot?

[kyrichristou]

could anyone understand what they said?

[Bubbzz11]

The guy with the golden loxx has a bit of a cheek dont he?

[andragonous]

I love how small clubs like Everton, Stoke and Leeds spend their life slagging off the Manchester United support and then steal all of our songs. Christ, if your support's that great go find your own songs.

[harrisKiss]

tares... not, TORRES.

[UncleMikeNJ]

It's funny, I never thought that stuff about Torres... until he became a Chelsea Rent Boy.

No, I'm not a Liverpool fan.

[lanjiao96]

the lyrics

He's half a girl, He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck, he sells his ass on Albert Dock

Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

[OTSTRETFORD]

Andd it's evertonn, everton FC! the most unorigional chants, the world has ever seen!

[0595585398]

fuck everton

liverpool % 100

[tom012121]

that already proves Everton fans should not be aloud to chant

[redarmyultras]

all you scousers taking the mic outta these REAL fans shut your mouths. you have just as many glory hunters as united do so you cant chat about them. coming from a blackpool fan so you cant call me shite...

[TheKie1045]

@batfink2k9 what should a fukin colour matter so u have to be a girl to like pink obvs not

[TheKie1045]

@simow7911 actually it was Everton song but united robbed it

[jksynne]

WOW! Frank Lampard is Everton Fan

[MrGamingVidz]

not like scousers to have skin eds and dirnking on the streets O.o

[wba2k8prem]

couldn't hear your lot singing when we thrashed you at goodison this season

[standupEFC]

@wba2k8prem Shut up twat if might have to do with the fact we were 4 1 down and your fans were shite as well. Best fans at our place Villa and West Ham your fans were pathetic.

[elliott4296]

@wba2k8prem the thing is we beat you 2-0 at goodison. kopite.

[ScouserKeiran]

@wba2k8prem for that matter, no one ever hears them sing, theres an occasional cheer IF they score a goal, thats it :')

[tom8545]

very in time

[simow7911]

hahaha thats just embarrasing. stealing a chant from Manchester and then fail whn singing

[Christy4rmshercock]

@simow7911 Actually it was originally an everton song united robbed it

[NeilAvo611]

@Torres090708 Suckers?

Change Your Name

[tomtevans]

dirty bin dippers

[cfcsteve86]

@Torres090708 Do you honestly think Everton fans give a fuck what Liverpool fans think? They hate you like everyone else.

[RyanDunthorne]

He leaves liverpool when he's on 40mil Torres Torres he's becoming a dirty chelsea blue Torres Torres he tries to act like wayne rooney but can't he pick a pass or score one too Ooooh Fernando Torres was always to good to be a scouser red.

[viggy123]

sooo... all these gays dident came in to the match?

[torreadore9TM]

wankers...

[TheRintintin7]

you guys are just jealous your favorite player doesn't have a fan-made song so f*ck you ;*

[Alba1Kos]

..... he fuckes Everton when ever he cans !!! TORRES TORRES

[viggy123]

@Alba1Kos

..... he kicks evertons ass when ever he feel like it!!! TORRES!!! TORRES!!!

[scottw1877]

blue cunts

[patmustard07]

Wools

[IMByrne]

The best part is that Bitters are singing about a LIVERPOOL player! ha ha totally bitter!

[Republican1980]

Cool copy the Gunners chants you stupid fucks thats why Liverpool will be better than on their bad days

[TheLJParry]

no not scousers,but everton supporters

[jamesbuckton123]

@TheLJParry so scousers then ....

[zmajzmaj123]

Didn't understand a word drunken morons said...

[toohey119]

hahaha everton supporters what a joke... who supports everton these days.

[limeadam]

@toohey119 Not people from norway

[UnionOfJack]

@toohey119 Proper fans?  Not plastics?

[toohey119]

@UnionOfJack haha yeah sorry man i was just having a go. Everton fans are genuine. So are Liverpool mind you, but dont get me started on fucken United or Chelsea.

[UnionOfJack]

@toohey119 I agree, Fwiw I don't support Everton but like them and like Liverpool aswell, their some of the best fans about and was very impressed with them when they came to our place (unlike Chavski and Manure.

[chuckydog]

@toohey119 everton fans.

[ShotsGFX]

@toohey119 i bet you're singing that song now 

[toohey119]

@ShotsGFX haha you know it. I need better words than "carraghers bit on the side" though.. any ideas?

[ShotsGFX]

@toohey119 ummm i don't understand but i have a few

His armband proved he was a red

Suarez Suarez

You'll never walk alone it said

Suarez Suarez

We brought the lad to all the rain

He gets the ball, He scores again

Luis Suarez ..It's at Liverpool where he will shine

BOUNCE

Na na na na na na...

[ShotsGFX]

@toohey119 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

He'll pass the ball 40 yards!

He's better than Frank Lampard!

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

[domEDLforever]

@toohey119 The Disabled.

[petechett]

@toohey119 real fans not glory hunters

[sk33tman]

@toohey119 My uncle you little cunt

[danpayne118]

fuck me you ruined my ears

[skillz1dat1killz]

filthy scoucers

[EvertonianChriss]

Its funny how we can be unemployed yet take 7000 fans to Benfica in a Europa League group stage and 40,000 to Wembley. Get your facts right, Rafa knew about that didn't he not sure Woy does though, red shite.

[No1Evoo]

everton fans goin on a wild piss up after beating huddersfield 5-1 haha gang of whoppers

[nepalitan]

lol unemployed scousers

[duckie258]

Everton is half a boy and half a girl, they can't score a single goal except in with the Scum.

[riyadweemz]

Not a liverpool fan but Torres is the besttt!!!!

[alboermion]

@MrEoinCollins LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[batfink2k9]

to be honest with a new pink kit you cant say that one of the best players in the world looks like a girl.

[SUGARPOP73]

when the opposite team make songs up about him is because they feel threateaned and a bit jelous that he doesn't play for them.I'm not english but the only english team I support is Liverpool and maybe Arsenal,

[stretfordender11]

@SUGARPOP73 well dont comment if your not english and dont understand 

[SUGARPOP73]

@stretfordender11 I do what I fuck like.

[EvergreenSelena]

you people are just jealoused.

[pacers10490]

@MrEoinCollins

nor the other three beside him for that matter lol

[ChRIs23696]

@MrEoinCollins haha agreed mate, wrong side of liverpool :)

[Harys19]

CHELSEA FC YOU AINT GOT NO HISTORY

[myrkaaaaa]

Dislike this song

[linkinpark079]

liverpools jersey: blood red, a fightin team.....evertons away jersey:dick pink, well, that explains itself ye fags!

[DiscoDaveJGF]

And the Evertonians infatuation with Liverpool F.C. continues...

[endaphelan93]

@RyaaaaaNx so if they cant afford him they bring in decent young players, ye couldn't afford mikel arteta i'd say ye got him when he was cheap and ye had some money

[TomOskroba]

THE TOFFIES THE CUNTS

[duckie258]

everton suck, come back when you guys got a better pink jersey... wooot remember to wear them in anfield

[endaphelan93]

@duckie258 everton had a serious second half to the season, far better than liverpools...

[SarahGaffneyx]

@RyaaaaaNx and who do you support freaking liverpool i guess?

[thebrennanfella]

fuckin mancs .. just jelous that youse have a fuckin ogar as your main striker!!! :P

[pakistaniinvasion]

@thebrennanfella an ogar who happens to be the best striker in the world today

[endaphelan93]

@thebrennanfella and ye have a transvestite

[Tomek1892]

ten men we've only got ten men hahahaha fuckin blue wankers

small club and small supporters

[joshwakeman]

bitter?

[BaronZTUKHH]

tsk, evertonians singing a united song.

for a few seconds there, i thought the guy at the start with long hair was robbie savage. no-one else see the resemblance?

[Estherius]

Funny thing is that guys singing at 0:05 all three of them looks like gay so they should stfu

[1878EFC2008]

@Torres090708

You're a spastic.

[paneercfc]

Both man and liverpool suck.

As for liverpool's motto.......i'd rather walk alone.

CFC ROX!!!!!!!

[schelleroyal]

they all look gay to me...

[burnszyboy]

gerrard will never leave liverpool nor torres so ur fucked wen we pusssy lick u in the derby jog on bk to ur own little fuckin place were ur shit at foootballl CUM ON U SCOUUSERS ULL NEVER WALK ALONE

[JackoLid]

Been to analfield lately?

Be a long Flight over

[Takhar7]

I've never understood why clubs sing "WE are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" when people outside of England haven't even heard of them.

That's not a shot at Everton, but in all honesty Liverpool are more well known around Europe and the world than Everton are.

This is coming from a non-malicious United supporter.

Mint Torres song though

[1878EFC2008]

@Takhar7

Stick to ice hockey.

Cheers.

[Takhar7]

@1878EFC2008

Stick to pretending your club isn't in the shadows of your neighbors.. .

[1878EFC2008]

@Takhar7

Neighbours*

[Takhar7]

@1878EFC2008

Right. Even in a piss poor season, the Anfield cunts are ahead of you in the league... but your too busy worrying about them and spelling to probably realize there is a league table right?

[1878EFC2008]

@Takhar7

Realise*

[Takhar7]

@1878EFC2008

Europa League*

No need to be bitter, your scouse neighbours will be there as well. Of course no one will notice you as you are in their shadow.

[StevieGerrardRadu]

lol everton is a shit team

[ginalynne10]

i love the fact these dirty kopites have nothing better to do than watch an comment on everton videos maybe if they put more support in to their own club they might beat teams like wigan and leeds and we went to wembley thanks to 19 year old dan. we were here first an we will be here when you are long gone with your americans.

[sh7ec7ky]

-EVERTON SUCKS :b

SPORTING *.* LIVERPOOL *.*

[DrogStandard]

Sock robbin saddos!!

[Liverpoolfc3torres1]

Neverton suck mate!

[Johan10cruyff]

Bunch of bad helmets

[XxmiimiiX3]

What poor boys =X !!

[YNWAJUSTICE496LFC]

BLUE NOSE SHITE

[toetapper01]

what a gay vid

[tzvetanovv]

shit

[liamisaacs]

its not an arsenal song united sang it originally just do a search on here and see what fans are singing it. How could it be an arsenal song ive heared more chants in church than at the emirates. Or was it on your song sheet on seat.

[MichaelJonesEFC]

Bet Half of You Kopite Cunts Dont go the match

[ChRIs23696]

fucking retards stop stealing arsenal song and get your own song you faggots

[jonnobarrington2007]

chanting everton is like chanting rochdale. how can you hold your head up and sing that with pride?

[poopypunky]

its great to see other fans hating our players so much that shitty songs are made up about them.

[howardefc123]

spot the scouser spot the scouser spot the scouser in the kop spot the scouser in the kop Gosling wherever you may be, We missed your goal on ITV You bent it in, off Skrtels shin To beat the shite with a 1-0 win coleens a dirty slapper she plays with dirty toys , but when shes shaggin rooney she thinks of davey moyes davey moyes davey moyes davey davey moyes es a ginger jock with a 12 inch cock davey davey moyes

[blezzman]

HAHAHAH check out em fagg!

[djhawk1]

Bitter blues

We won the league, we won the cup, we've been to europe too. We played the toffees for a laff and left them feeling blue 5-0!

[99spiker]

Torres is the best player in the prem dont dis

[Ksent]

Can't even chant properly

[celticman3000]

wats de words to de song

[KStandRedMUFC]

united fans made that song, and as usual these scrounging scouse cunts stole it. just like the murderers jibes. everton need 2 stop relying on us 4 songs about their own rivals. mongs

[beefhead1986]

blurt

[jrml2009]

lmao

[11BlackburnRovers11]

Im suprised everton lot didnt personally kick your heads in.

Never seen a bunch of faggots quite like it.

[Panithinakos]

Torres ownz all of u Everton players put together so dont take da mick. nd RAID3N619...

Do I really have to says this?

Chelsea are shit and Torres ownz ur team

[cushtoe]

isnt that a skinnier version ov jack black on 5 secs. and to think torres is worth more than most ov ur starting 11 says it all

[kirbyhater2]

fuckinghell no hillsborough songs, thats a shock coming from bitter bastard evertonians

[MrLfc1990]

go fuk ur self scum torres better than all u

[Eduzonni]

BENFICA 5-0 everton

[steveLIVERPOOL2389]

lol

they hav to make a little song because hes soooo much better than any of evertons!!!!!

shame he always scores against them!!!!!!!!!! YNWA

[RAID3N619]

btw hope u guys from everton enjoyed your day in london... ONE NIL AND YOUR FUCKED IT UP, ONE NIL AND YOU FUCKED IT UP!!!!!

[RAID3N619]

Chelsea sing two torres songs....

the one below

and.....

hes half a boy and half a girl torres torres,

he looks just like a transvestite torres torres,

he dies hes hair he sleeps with men he tucks his dick between hes legs,

frenando torres, liverpools lady boy.

just thought id add, love the way he was shown up to be the little bitch he is at stamford bridge the other week... hahahahahahahahahaha shit lady boy scouse scum.

[Pushome]

y'all just jealous that Torres is not in everton

[92tomdann07]

unlucky everton losing 3-2 sorry boys hahaha ynwa

[The11aS]

if he's so bad, why do you invent song for him?

fucking jealous !

everton = suckers ! héhé

You'll never walk alone !

[xiahstyrer]

if he's so good why do u u se hargreaves song for him

[bluescouser0308]

id rather walk alone you fuckin non scouse redshite cunt!!!

[mackk007]

2 - 0 at your home cocksucker ;)

YNWA

[Basse231]

His armband proved he was a red Torres Torres

Youll never walk alone it said Torres Torres

We bought the lad from sunny Spain

He gets the ball he scores again

Fernando Torres Liverpool No. 9

Na na na na na na na

[pimterror]

lyrics? first and second song

[snoph26]

first song.

He's half a girl and half a boy, Torres, Torres

He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres

He wears a frock

He likes the cock

Fernando Torres

Carragher's bit on the side

[snoph26]

second song

Everton! Everton FC

We're the finest team the world has ever seen.

Repeat.

[jamiemcshafto]

dats not a song dats jus a bunch of retards trying to say everton fc over n over agen

[PurgerKaj]

Kill Manchester

[martinlloyd85]

You sing about us

You sing about us!

Every game you play

You sing about us!

Bitter blue-shites!

[bluescouser0308]

we made that you fucking stupid inbred manc cunt!!

[saiyoke]

all i can say is what a bunch of wankerssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[OfficerMudkip]

LOL jealous boys

[s0nikfx]

everton fans... jealousy will get u nowhere

[MrPopfreeze1]

the citys all ours

the citys all ours

fuck off 2 kirby

the cits all ours

[kopitesaregobshiites]

fly in from norway, the airports all yours!

[MrPopfreeze1]

no though ,u just killed it

[kirbyhater2]

who are everton? av never even heard of them

[DIRTYTORQUE]

neither have loads of plastic liverpool fans.

[quincy103LFC]

Sound is very loud, that hurt me ears

[indiekid6]

That rat with long hair looks more like a transvestite than torres...

[ninidrogba]

everton fans singin? never seen that b4

[tr000ger]

no but louis saha is good right?

everton... what a fucking joke, the same of merseyside

[gerrad1973]

leagues 2nd top scorer, only one of our poo, of strikers - liverpool have one and he hasnt scored as many.

[fabriciomigues]

Jealous!!

Who is Everton, anyway?

I am sure you would love to have Torres playing for Everton...

Jealous!! Jealous!!

But...Fernando Torres LIVERPOOL's number 9!!!

[mikeefc1878]

we're using it to take the piss out of the kopites' version so we dont technically use it haha

[matthewblastland]

man utd are the best in the prem

[torres0907]

fucking bastards

liverpool ruulllzzz bitchezz

[mikeefc1878]

fuck off our videos you sad pathetic bitter kopite CUNT!!!!!

NSNO

He's half a boy, he's half a girl torres, torres

he looks just like a transvestite torres, torres

he wears a frock, he likes the cock, he sells his arse on albert dock

FERNANDO TORRES, CARRAGHER'S BIT ON THE SIDE!!!

United!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!