Maury - Dumb Broad Gets Owned

[MsTremaineNeverson85]

I mad at her for fuckin with a dude named Wallie anyway..but dnt bring nobody on that show if u know that wasnt the only dude u was messing with keep it real and tell the truth

[SmilingSynic]

I bet the cameramen are given specific instructions: when the woman runs off the stage, crying and devastated, FOLLOW her. Stick the cameras in her face. And watch our ratings go up.

[Sousuke15]

5:00 dat chant lol

[TiffanyYuuLovin]

No No No No... I dont Understand How.. Lmao



[Azureguy12]

Science. The ultimate troll.

[F0Xhound009]

How? Did she seriously ask that?  BY PUTTING ANOTHER DICK IN YOUR PUSSY... THAT'S HOW!

[RammsteinXgta]

she actually is pretty hot but that disgusting way she talks is sick... that hooligan hoodrat shit is horrible

[monniekash]

DNA don't lie drug store or maury

[monniekash]

@Frtmp lmao so true

[xiaoina]

wally is kinda a cool guy

[Canyoureadmydeadpan]

I was all like, "why don't you wanna be there for my whore baby! YOU AIN'T NO MAN!"

[jac4020]

He signed the birth certificate. That means she can probably still get him for child support. The state sure doesn't want to support her or her child.

[KenyanBunnie]

@jac4020 that sucks....

[frtmp]

Maury Povich crowds are so stupid... they will do the same thing a million times will cheer for the slut at first when she pleads her case,then they will boo the denying dude who might be the father,then when the test says "Not the father" they will laugh at the desperate crying ho in the back and cheer for the dude as he does the Running Man... they are the most biased,hypocritical stupid ass crowd on television....

[josephxuereb1]

maury..howwwww?? by opening your legs and getting fucked thats how:))

[demandmyrespect]

scientific evidence!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dhanzz23]

Lol stupid bitch 

[OmegaPisces]

"Like how" Virgin birth I guess?

[OmegaPisces]

LoL, ol boy tryin a comfort her XD, such a white knighter.

[OmegaPisces]

Sit dat down rawt thur!

[LMcLean33]

At 4:11, ol' boy calls it a "fraternity test." Awesome.

[TheJohn328]

Lol

[tokando69]

Women are such whore fucking liars

[MrAmb1993]

what does she mean how

[babysouthside79]

on chief i hate bitches.

[bashtosmash03]

drugstores like that must make a lot of money in America.

[GoWxReactionOfTheDay]

show proves girls can be sluts

[trultima]

this show makes all black people look bad,

good thing im a banana

[ShadowGundam1989]

@trultima are you trying to make a joke

[trultima]

@ShadowGundam1989 problem??

[ShadowGundam1989]

@trultima i don't think all black people are like that

[trultima]

@ShadowGundam1989 calm down sandy,

it's a joke on the internet 

[nupe316]

THE BEST EVER!!!

[DoNkEyKoNg921]

'I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW!!!!!!!!!'

welll U FUCKED SOMEONE ELSE, BITCH!!!!!!!

[meddlingmage23]

Yo, I've seen this kind of shit so many times on Maury. It's like the women don't consider the times they got blackout drunk and had unsafe sex. They're soooo sure of themselves, it's ridiculous

[skydome29]

3:06 Booooo science, boooo that you had a brain! Feminists around the globe grab your pitchforks

[skydome29]

1:25 wow be a real man step up for a kid whom i have no idea who the father is but i need some cheques. How about be a real women and keep track of this sort of shit? It's not hard penis goes in and approximate 9 months, try not to screw seperate men too close together in time. Dumb broad.

[1234inches]

1:00 choking chicken

[adam2point0]

holy that cunt is fucking obnoxious  i hope she gets hit by a bus.

[cornbreadearl82]

Another cheating skinny ho. Haha. That is what she gets. Usually when people come to you and say your girl is out being a ho, its usually true...#justsaying.

[omdway]

Why girls always think that just because something is not the most expesive version it's not as good? "$29.99 test" GTFO. These tests have to be veted before they go on sale MORON. Haha anyway she got rumbled big style.

[Dtoldon]

The price of DNA test have gone down a lot. So people YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE FOOLS!!

[tpeezyist]

them stank ass hoes in the audeince needa to get it rite b4 they boo ah nigga when he came out i bet they felt dum ass shytt when they found out that he wasnt the father

[OneEyedJack1970]

You gotta love how they always pull that "oh no, I'm a giant hoe-bag" dasher.

[captainz33]

who was that on the left side of the wall at 5:48

XDXDXD

[MRmyke50]

You know that thing is still hanging on his wall.

[liyah7901]

@MRmyke50 lol

[MRmyke50]

HAHA he framed that shit.

[TheJamesgordon43]

The Price Is Wrong for Lisa... The Price Is Right for Wallie...

[chrstop87]

Don't throw it in her face?

The dude that knocked the bitch up probably should have threw it on her face

[MyOldg]

maury like how..........you slept with someone else duhhhhh

[jaqqqqqqattack]

These drugstore tests probably test things like blood type and such things, which can be done very easily and without the complicated procedures in a normal DNA test.

[TaurusWrangler]

@jaqqqqqqattack

Not to mention, they're much cheaper too! ;-)

[Iris2nd]

@TaurusWrangler how much do they cost? Are they really 29.99?

[pinky2B4]

this shows you 29.99 drugstore paternity test actually work!!

[sspruill0314]

nigga kinda looks like Will.I.Am

[BigJwlz]

"Oh my Gawwwwwd!"

...sheesh; it's your own fault you crybaby. Grow up.

[phaser426]

"How??" Let me count the ways...ooops...guys! The sperm donor was probably in the audience.

The little girl is the one who ends up losing. Hopefully she does not end up like her trash mother!

[TheJamesgordon43]

@phaser426 No, the audience is the one who ends up losing... because they looked like fools for booing Wallie when they should have been booing Lisa...

[psychoninja911]

@TheJamesgordon43 I know man they always boo the guy.

If the test comes up, showing the baby is someone else's, they should be allowed to throw tomatoes and shit at the girl as she runs off the stage.

Like, why be SOOO confident that his drug store DNA test is wrong, when you KNOW there is a slight chance it's someone else's kid. I guess she was just hoping there was that 1/100 chance that it WAS WRONG, and should could make him stay.

[waitsone]

Watch these hoes fellas!

[hairbandfan1967]

Gee Wally, I guess someone else was taking care of the Beaver! :-)

[gxbmb]

I bet they both slept around

[NYDASH28]

Good for that stupid bitch. Next time keep your funky cunt in your pants.

[feefee290000155]

Maury's too good.....@_@

[cbenoit427]

Good gawd she is loud. Anyone else have to turn down their speakers?

[pdaddyrick]

i have scientific evidence that this is not my baby

[leostomicek]

Wallie is a smart man, kudos to Wallie...

[LackadaisicalE]

Why does he go after telling her its okay? He shoulda booted her in the face!

[LackadaisicalE]

Just another dumb slut. S:L:U:T:

[JayIsTheRealDeal]

h-o-e or w-h-o-e theres a chioce.

[vcvfbcfgh]

maury tells her "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh" at the end LoL.

[jigglymig]

some dude jizzed on his fingers and stuck em up her during 4 play.

[TheBlaccoffee]

nigga should get that shit FRAMED

[fhab525]

why the crowd dont booo the hoe when theyve been exposed

[scottyvjs]

@fhab525 Because the crowd is filled with bitter ass baby mamas that nobody wants...lol

[Charmolution]

Wallie is a true man.

[crazymike1706]

She's nothing but a piece of shit! She denies cheating on Wallie even after it was proven he wasn't the father not once, but twice.

[Dickie9028]

DNA home test where in the hell can I get one..... please YOU TUBE world help me !!!!!!!!!

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@Dickie9028

Any pharmacy: CVS I've seen them there and probably Walgreens too.

[scottyvjs]

@Dickie9028 Walgreens & CVC

[prasiprassi]

shy cry so bad cuz she had sex with some stuped and ugly mother fucker and she was praying , someone esle to be the futher

[redragon88]

She asks how? IS SHE FUCKING SERIOUS!!! First she cheats on him, then just assumes that the baby is his as if the guy she cheated with didn't exist, later when he shows contrary proof she just outright denies it and makes him look like the bad guy. I'm tired of the attitude women like her show. They think they are self entitled to anything they want without consequence. It feels good to see girls like her fall of their high horse.

[StephonWallace]

OMG a black chick with a normal sounding name

[THURO4EVER]

"how"??? is she serious!  lmao!!!

[knightryderrwn]

Proving once again -- DNA does NOT lie!

[njgirl641]

this is why u should't believe when white people say they were carjacked with their kids in the car by black men , bcuz they run away from the ideal they might be a father....

[netDSgirl]

i can't believe Maury was married to Connie Chung...it's like Snooki being married to Leo DiCaprio lol, 2 opposite ends of the spectrum.

[knightryderrwn]

@netDSgirl,

According to Maury's bio on the Internet Movie Database, Connie and Maury are *still* married. :) Guess in that instance, opposites attract? :)

[netDSgirl]

@knightryderrwn ah ok, i wasn't sure if they divorced or not cause i heard they did...yup yup opposites attract for suure!

[knightryderrwn]

@netDSgir, No problem. :)

[medicalhockey]

0:46 the most excited maury has ever been

[tannerdmulford]

1st ever lesbian baby, I mean Maury howwwwwww? Maybe she was abducted by horny aliens?

[eternalgracenote]

WWWWAAAAAAALLLLLL-EEEEEEEE

[busta602]

Dont throw it in her fucking face!?!?! Her and the dumb bitches in the audience were tossing it all in his face so give it right the fuck back!

[bchou222]

why the fuck does everything she say in caps

[SikuntXD]

c'mon..really ebony?

[Champo3000]

What? Charizard is evolving!

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.

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Charizard evolved into Charlizia!

[guidedfarandthrough]

She should reimburse him for the 29 dollars that he paid for that test.

[52willlee52]

god damn i love when the guys not the father.

[tatsujinMasurao]

Damn that bitch was stupid. I bet Wallie lit up a victory blunt after that bullshit.

[dwade623]

Wallie is the smartest thug I know. Protect yo' cash homie.

[psychoninja911]

@dwade623 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[frozenhiphop09]

@dwade623 he's goin to walle walle walle walle walle walle world!

[JOBROFAN1583]

@frozenhiphop09 lmao 

[CommonRationality]

@dwade623 LOL 4 realz

[MrMetalheadtildeath]

2:06 i love that stupid ass look on his face. thinking hes all smart LOL

[mrfalafl]

lol poor people suck...

[kashaherum]

iF HE SIGNED THE BIRTH CERT HE WILL PAY FOR YRS AND YRS UNDER SOME STATE LAWS

[MCAmbitious]

Title should have said Dumb Audience and Dumb Braud get owned

[arcutiepie]

She looks pathetic lol...Go find yo baby daddy girl! :D

[arcutiepie]

She looks pathetic lol...Go find yo baby daddy girl! :D

[pythonSWAG]

wallie: she th one be runnin off stage!

maury; wallie is NOT the father ...

lisa: *runs off stage

-.- wallie you got a HEART to even talk to her afterwards, lisa got sum stone replacin her heart :\

[Taneeka09]

Another female showing America that she's a hoe. Keep yo fuckin legs closed so you don't have 2 go thru all this bullshit....

[sweetswing1]

"What is wrong with you, seriously?"

"It's the test Alice, it's the test."

lmfao

[onemoretimeariel]

Maury:Walle.. YOU ARE not the father

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[onemoretimeariel]

Why is she yelling?

[imatelly]

trying to deny a drug store test, stupid

thinking murry dont use the same drug store test. priceless.

[OneEyedJack1970]

Is it just me, or is the guy being tested almost never the father on Maury?

[PhazonElitist]

Does Maury just scour for hood rats to appear on his show and in his audience?

[scottyvjs]

@PhazonElitist Of course Maury does! Didn't you know Maury is Captain save a hoe?! Even E40 sung about him...he's a legend among hoes! They ALL love him...& Maury LOVES them too!

[renandezm]

shout out to da DNA test at dat drug store

[thelivnlegend]

Thats what yo ass get trying to lie. If I was Wallie I would've had a couple of budweisers in my back pocket. And after getting results have myself a Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Bath. (SAYING)"hOW YOU LIKE THAT YOU SILLY BASTARD! OH HELL YEAHHHH!

[MamaMila1981]

@ 3:33 - Uh oh - Somebody told him I was cheating....I'm CAUGHT face!!!

[blkorpheus]

She looked a fool, bruthas take heed and stop the madness not wrappin it up.

[smokintheblaze]

@blkorpheus You know, wearing a rubber or not still does VERY little to prevent pregnancy, right?

My line of advice is this: Even if you're wrapped or not, pull out before busting, by any means.

[iwanalotamarijuana]

if i was him id lean in real close and whisper in her ear, im sorry... YOUR SUCH A SLIZZITY SLIZZZUUUUUUT!!!

[jayfiver]

you need to keep a rubber band around them legs girl

[hajime2k]

Who did he get the DNA test from? That company needs from recognition here.

[hajime2k]

Props to the man for getting a DNA test.

[metallicbluenails]

lol she did the running-of-the-hoes 

[MineralMelon]

I dont know why they boo'd him in the beggining

he was cool

[bren10man]

"Don't throw it in her face.." Hmmm....he needs to make sure he is not hit with child support by this broad. I am sure she would toss it into his face if he was. Maury Povich show proves why you should WAIT to have sex and kids until AFTER you get married. It is MUCH simpler. And cheaper.

[CocoCece08]

@bren10man I know right? Then you wouldn't have the hoes out there. Or as many.

[NikaLoveYew]

omq ,

[DafneTheHedgehog221]

@5:58 down goes the weasel!

[ETericET]

How? She askes how? She should know .. she was the one sleeping around.

[youngd2008]

So all that shit she was talking and Maury tell's him not to throw it in her face!!!??!?!?! WTF

[Ladynicole86]

I see that $29.99 came in handy after all! LOL

[NWAx253]

That Bitch been creepin nigga. Ahh Shit Dooe.

[nocternalD]

think this video shows that once a person tries to keep secret and lives a lie, they believe the lie SO strongly they actually believe it to be true and forget the actual truth itself. Very interesting since this has happened an number of times.

Woman do cheat a hell of a lot! Almost believe the best way is to avoid a relationship, in the first months of meeting someone allow them to sleep with others so they get it out of the way and realize there is nobody better than you.

[averyctlimo]

"I don't understand Maury how"? Maybe when you was sucking dick and taking in the vagina when he wasn't around o.O

[RPintorO]

@averyctlimo You took the words right out of my mouth. She forgets the concept of sex when she has cock in her mouth!!!

[Jazash]

Question:

Can you buy over-the-counter DNA tests in America? I was under the impression that they were

a ) really expensive (that's why these retards go on Maury) and

b ) had to be conducted by a professional geneticist.

[Verde830]

@Jazash they used to be over the counter for about $100 US. You swab potential father and child, mail it in the special envelope and send it it. the lab sends you the results. TADA!

[rrglock40cal]

who gets laid so much they don't remember who they banged-hood rats I guess

[TheInterNinja]

what the hell kind of name does that baby have?

[shaynee231]

he iz hideous

[KachuaOnWoW]

She goes from sobbing on the floor to standing up with the calmest "Maury, Maury, Maury," she could possibly express in half a second, and not a single trace of her makeup running.

Really? Really?! I cry at a little kids' show (MLP:FIM Sisterhood Social) and you can't even be genuinely upset when you just got exposed and humiliated on television?

[PaulPorter31B]

I love how people get mad when the guy is happy that he isn't the father to some hood rat's baby. Just because you don't want kids with your ex doesn't mean you're not a man. Some people are so judgemental.

[2199]

Lisa: Maury I dont understand howwwwwwwwww?????????

Maury: I know. I know.

Seriously you slept with some other dude who didnt have ahve a job and Wallie has a job.

[chicano818castillo]

Maury you dont understand i dont know how that other dick slipped in and got me prego Maury how? dumb bitch!

[awhodatt]

Wallie for PRESIDENT!!

LMAO!!

[drrockso704]

at 4:53 its like he won a fucking grand prize i mean look at how happy that man is (and the grand prize is you dont have to commit to being a man and become a father and the crowd goes wild ahhhhh)

[spankraj]

howwww?? you fucked someone else, bitch! lol

[immabadbitchful]

lmao..DAYUM



[poweroftheatom]

what a boss lolz

[NoisemakerArrow]

Maury, I don't know...how???

Gee, I don't know, you fucked someone else?

[chunxnhunx]

@NoisemakerArrow or RAPED MAYBE?

[ReddzVoice]

@NoisemakerArrow: ROTFLMBO! That's a very logical rhetorical question, in my humble opinion. LOL! These people are out of control. This nation is being populated with children who could possibly grow up to be as ignorant as their parents; if they don't have the independent drive to veer away from that kind of thinking and behavior. That's a scary thought.

Peace and love...

[iemichel]

I DON'T GET WHY THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE ARE ALWAYS BOOING THE MEN IN THE BEGINNING, DAMMMMNNN THE MAN ALREADY TOOK A PATERNITY TEST AND IT REVEALED HE WAS NOT THE FATHER AND YA'LL STILL BOOED THAN YOU GO JUMPING IN AMAZEMENT. MAYBE CAUSE YA'LL DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR BABY DADDY IS, AND YA'LL HAPPY YOU ARE NOT ON STAGE

[anime1973]

@iemichel he took a blood test, not a dna test. it also didn't use the mother's blood. the results would have been less than 100%

[CocoCece08]

@anime1973 With a DNA test, you don't HAVE to use the mother's DNA.

[anime1973]

@CocoCece08 yes. but the test that guy got was a blood test, not a dna test. They are different tests. Blood tests can only tell based on blood type and are usually less than conclusive. The blood test that was replaced by the DNA test that requires both parents but is 99% conclusive.

[CocoCece08]

@anime1973 A blood test IS the same thing if the child had a genetic condition. You can get DNA from just about anything, even blood.

[RPintorO]

@iemichel Because the women in the audience are dumb ass bitches!!!!!

[blueshogun96]

@iemichel That's because women hate it when a man doesn't have to pay child support!

[SaintIzzle]

@iemichel Thats my next facebook status lol

[SammeSumiko]

@iemichel Huh? Why all Caps? It's ust that Men are Assholes

[scottyvjs]

@SammeSumiko & Women are crybabies who can't accept the consequences of their actions :-P