Project: Rant - Project: Rant - RANT 036: My Beer, Stolen!

[RebornTheElite]

Happy ending xD

[pydec3ption]

If you say "Beer can" with a British accent, You are also saying "Bacon" in a Jamaican accent. :)

[edthewave]

LOL!!! I thought it was Giraldo Rivera when I saw the thumbnail!

[inufan330]

drunk redneck

[rm250fan]

THUMBS UP FOR THE PRINGLES MOUSTACHE ?

[goatnuts8288]

Damn, Geraldo from Fox News really hit rock bottom.

[slonamu]

Tumbs up for the actor !

[11xxLilyxx11]

Awesome 'stache dude!

[SlayerZaraki]

Wait. When did Mario move to Tennessee?

[fasterfind]

That actor is amazing. His laughter is so genuine.

[kingcherub]

Nice stache!

[romeosqueene11]

this dude is drunk, isn't he

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@romeosqueene11 Nope, just a really good actor. :) Thanks for watching.

[slider8585]

I thought this was Geraldo from the thumbnail...

[KiddLogan]

HMmmm....not as funny as some of the other rants I've see.

It did have a good begining....but fell short in the end.

FAIL!!

[TheThirdPrestigiator]

@KiddLogan fuck you xD this was the best rant ever.

[KiddLogan]

@TheThirdPrestigiator ....then if you think THIS was the best ever....you obviously have seen any other rants.

I suggest "To the guy who farted at Queens Sooper..."

Now THAT was the best of all :P

[bubbleybubbles1997]

@KiddLogan that one os hilarious!!! XD i love tht!

[romeosqueene11]

i no serve u beer. u leave

[MonkeyKingGhost]

The best rant of all time

[verynicelookingguy]

That's nothing!! I was invited to this frat party once, and I decided to buy a 30 pack of beer and take it to the party. Well guess what..when I get there one of the frat boys was like "Beer!! alright!! WHEW!! So he and his friends divide it up among the other drunk frat boys, and I got like two beers out of the whole damn pack!! Jack asses! And one of the beers that I got had been shaken up, so when I opened it it it spewed all over my pants...and then I got turned down by a girl...so..yeah

[LouDogOnTheDrums]

@verynicelookingguy Haha for my 16th birthday party I got a bottle of captain morgan as a gift and I bought a half gallon of aristocrat vodka to have for me and a few friends at my party, everyone else was BYOB and i got like probably a few shots out of each and came back for more and the bitches were empty. I was pissed. But it didnt really matter because the party got busted up by cops like 20 minutes later lol

[TheBespectacledGuy]

It'sa Mario!

[st8pl8guy]

... He looks like a young Quint from "Jaws". LOL

[Aaeandor]

Damn those beer robbers!

[ProAssh0le]

That sucks for you. I just got to ask cause you said "and off we went" at the end. You never mentioned you got in separate vehicles after the last store. Bow-shik-ka-bow-wow?

[stingstungme]

Is it hard finding an actor to burp on command.

[TheVikingDoctor]

@stingstungme I can burp at will after drinking one sip of Coke. :o

[stingstungme]

If you didn't pay for it then it's not your beer.

[martenfisher1]

How can you fling a can around alomost upside down then drink out of it.

[Thunderr10]

Definitely one of my favorites...

[Danman350]

Oh that Doug.

Always the one with the awesome costumes.

[jhawg69]

*continued* After that I heard squealing tires and a loud CRASH! I turn around and the cart had rolled back into an oncoming car's driver's side headlight and smashed it. Moral to this story. Don't work at a grocery store in Las Vegas.

[jhawg69]

*continued again* I was taught to put non-edibles on one side and edibles another so they don't get mixed up. I start to put the Tide bag in the left back of the trunk and I kid you not, she grabs me by the wrist like she's a Diva from WWE and forces my hand to the middle of the car and says, "I don't want that right there!" Ladies and gentlemen I almost I swear, my right hand was no longer holding the cart and was balled in a fist, but in my pocket so she couldn't see.

[jhawg69]

*continued* I put here boxed foods together, her fresh produce together, and laundry soap and bathroom materials in same bag. I ask her, "Would you like a carry out?" (with a smile I must add) and she looks and me and says, "That's your damn job isn't it?" In my mind I'm thinking, "Strike two lady! Try me one more time!" but I just smiled and pushed her buggy, slightly wished I could run her over the foot with it.  She leads me to her car. This fancy looking Lexus SUV. I start to unload.

[jhawg69]

I once worked at a grocery store in Las Vegas. This lady walks up to pay and I smile and ask, "How are you doing?" She turns her nose up at me, then barks, "Paper wrapped in plastic. And don't put the soap in with the food like the last idiot that bagged for me here." Momentarily, I had this flashback to my grocery bag loading training video that the store made me watch before I could start working. It clearly showed me how to keep bananas and Tide separate. I load her up the way she said.

[aktion13f14]

HAHAHAHA LONE STAR. Clearly ATX.

[4535ification]

love his mustache :D

[TehSmellulare]

Last summer, I rode my bike to a local gas station, bought some Pepsis and walked out only to realize I couldn't ride home without a bag (couldn't ride home without one). Not but 20 seconds had passed and I went back inside to the same clerk to ask for a bag and she said "bag for all paying customer" Now the realization hit me like a train, she didn't remember I was just in there 20 seconds ago! I had to re-buy the fucking sodas. Indignant, I left. Minute later, "Oh shit I need a bag..." DAMMIT!

[TehSmellulare]

@TehSmellulare Also I said I couldn't ride home without one twice because I had to stress that part, or something.

[Mikej1592]

ROFLMAO love this one, I would so do the same thing, when clerks are being asshats, I just drop my purchase and walk out, then I'd rant about it online after I made my purchase at a competitor, so if you own a shop or store and care about making any money, make sure you dont hire stupid shit ass hats that drive customers away.

[ooomatsu8]

please make a rant about truckers and SUV drivers not signaling, EVER.

[Zsparrow]

LOL best, most logical rant ive seen yet

[Omegahybridx]

I absolutely love this actor's tone in this rant. Just another rant actor you can watch all of their videos and identify with the outrage even if the context is unfamiliar. "NO! I barked." Awesome.

[ProjectRANT]

@Omegahybridx For a real treat check out Doug's other rants "Depositors At The ATM" and one of our personal favorites "Passion For Animals" This guy has the chops.

[Z1CAUSEDEATH]

@ProjectRANT it didn't really seem like Doug at first. completely different compared to the ATM one.

[funnyhomeboy1]

Wow, an idiot clerk like that shouldn't be getting any business. Each rant always gets my funny bone. Strange how you can laugh at people's vents with ease.

[xMikeyG]

hahah Good dudes backed hard

[discohippi1]

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[MagePathfinder]

well actually he doesn't sound very upset. but good thing he got his beer! *belch*

[goatnuts8288]

my favorite rant.

[Fluffymiyster]

How can anyone stand the sound of flies that long? xD!!

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

i wish something epic like that would happen in mississippi.

[cody1610]

@xX20lindsay08Xx Yea, i live in ms too and its damn boring.

[sailorqueen2013]

@cody1610 you must live in the country or something...it's not boring in Jackson :P

[UserUnfriendly21]

Fuckin' awesome!

[datzfast]

seriously if he didnt ring my fuckin beer up i would have said fine i can steal beer too. and ran off with the 18 pack.

[chsiao999]

this is hilarious

[unholyimage]

this is the deposit at the atm guy!

[ProjectRANT]

@unholyimage ALSO "Passion For Animals" it was the earliest one, go back and check it out. We think it's his funniest episode.

[unholyimage]

@ProjectRANT Yeah. I liked that one too, very whiny.

[KiyoKenshin]

okay.... so I'm totally lost. Why is he cracking up so much?

[chsiao999]

@KiyoKenshin the clerk tells him to leave so the guy behind him stands up for him and they leave to another store lol

[YuDongWang]

you hadnt even paid yet? no shit? then shut the fuck up hillbilly

[vagitoe]

@YuDongWang Yeah, except now the store wont serve him because they don't know if he was involved in the theft or not.

[lwierd]

lmao

[Darky12351]

o.o........ xD okay.....

[agathox89]

This is probably my favorite rant

[CoolinstDigitalSwag]

hahahaha same

[Arxiuz2]

@agathox89 My Comment. Stolen. *Bleeeeugh*