Worst job application EVER!!!

[ccelli73]

Did he get the job;)?

[ChloeAnnaVlogs]

oh lawdy... some people just never learn xD

[Zoroastrianistic]

At 00:02 - Olly Murs I'd say...

[squaferno]

He was supposed to mention his personal details and leave out the criminal record, not the other way around!

[FlAwLeSsGaMiIng]

Way to self-criticize.

[paulturner1990]

Wouldn't it be ironic if he was applying for a banking job?

[Liam8488]

Armed robbery?! lol

[cosg9531]

Just bee honist. Taek yer tyme, bee plezzunt, anser all queschuns akkuritlee, and, abuv all, maek sher that yer spelling and grammer is CORRECT.

[skj72]

Thanks for the friend request, you're a pretty funny guy! This story is brilliant! Where I was working last year had an application from somebody who was waiting to be released from Broodmoor... Needless to say we chose not to hire him.

[LeesTWINsister]

loool that is hilarious

[NixFelina]

You have a very good point. Why would you EVER want to steal his identity? You're videos are absolutely hilarious, and I can't wait to watch more! (preferably with more evil cats >:D)

[coolioisafoolio]

Everything is funnier when said with a legit accent.

[mattxu]

He's just trying to stay on the Dole.

"I looked real hard for work. Just ain't nobody hiring"

[LiveAndLetDice]

@MrMarchant71 it bodes well that hell is the benchmark by which you measure comedy :)

[IFFYx3]

lol

[Mehlwurm18]

attractive guy, unbeatably hot accent =)

oh, and nice videos, of course! :D

[dgoodchilds]

Was this application for the Police? If so equal opportunities mean that they would have to employ him as he is only being honest about his dishonesty!

[LiveAndLetDice]

@dgoodchilds sadly you can't work for the police if you have a criminal record, unless of course he works as an informer!

[TheBlackStar999]

"I would like to declare my criminal record."

*Tosses into recycle bin*

[englishcox]

what is this chaps name, is he on twitter?

[xThatBirdx]

you should send him to Azkaban, then he'll learn

[chaosjimproffitt]

@xThatBirdx Rofl

[LiveAndLetDice]

@xThatBirdx true, I've heard they have a wonderful education system there.

[gwenisUPSIDEdown]

My parents needed a new employee and there was one woman and on her application where it said "Previous jobs and experiences" she wrote "I was a fitness jimnest for 5 years"

Jimnest, as in gymnast(:

[LiveAndLetDice]

@gwenisUPSIDEdown presumably during the ages 10-14 when everyone else was learning to spell..

[uAintGotNoPancakeMix]

wow! You're hot and you have a hot accent! subbed

[studntsoundz]

I'd hire him without hesitating .

[missfijiusa]

HAHA! love it! What a great application! :) Honesty is best?

[TheCrabbypati]

Love the accent! Funny stuff!

[meforcryingoutloud]

:L:L:L:L

[suckabear]

i just subbed, hope you fist pumped!

[LiveAndLetDice]

@suckabear chump pumped!

[mandaromi]

Hahahahaha wow ;)

[mizsqueamish]

lol

funny vid and sweet accent.

oh and you're cute too!

[shadowkunt]

The young adult male in this video is funny and cute. I was doing it while the video was playing.

[NayaKatsuya]

I should go kill someone then apply there and say oh yeah i killed someone once but it was just an old guy ,lol BING

[Ceibhfhionn]

It all depends on what job he's looking for. That guy would be a shoe-in for US Defense Contractor. Also, if he were in the US, three felonies means lifetime imprisonment. Armed robbery and bank robbery could be felonies under the US system; not sure about the 3rd charge.

[macswake]

That is SO funny XD hahah a recession! What a sloppily written application anyways!

[LiveAndLetDice]

@macswake I know, right?! he'd have got the job if his handwriting was neater! :p

[dailymusing]

although if you think about it... What's a criminal doing with your address? He knows where you live...

[nDiUkDiE]

LITRULLY !

[SilentEvil5]

I really hope that whoever wrote in that application doesn't see this lol,

[TheArutnev]

@SilentEvil5 he's probably back in jail by now

[CJAnonymous]

@SilentEvil5: He'll find you and rob you.  Then get another 20 years.

[trackjunky789]

ahahhaha that was hilarious. thanks for sharing that

[pepeprs]

Due to the fact your drinking a red bull I have no choice to to assume that you are a douche-bag therefore I wont be watching your video.

[QueenBossLadyy]

HAHAHA that is hilarious!

[MissCherie07]

I love that face he makes at the end.

[MrNajjjar]

If he has a youtube account and sees this your going DOWN! AHAHAH! Just sayin'

[LiveAndLetDice]

haha! Something tells me he's unlikely to have a youtube account...unless they just got wiresless in prisons...

[TrekFan85]

lol, 1969 armed robbery.

[PeterJamesRice]

Well, at least he has a futre as a polotician! ;D

[jimmybryght]

Limey shit.

[Scrummy8]

I bet you're sponsored by Red Bull ;)

I think I might send a letter like that, even if I don't have a criminal record. I wonder if I get a job .. :P

[janellemeghanx]

bahaha, ya i bet he got the job.

[murraycollier2007]

HAHA :P

[xsarahxsx]

haha xD

[caliowin]

Haha, can't believe people think thats a good way to apply for a job!

[LiveAndLetDice]

I know...it's not like he hasn't had the time to draft a better letter!

[sa79296]

@LiveAndLetDice LOL good one

[tobiosnmakky]

@LiveAndLetDice or use a printer

[NickelsAndCrimes]

You could have just said " No" to me and avoided sharing my resume with everyone. I'm getting lots of dirty looks on the streets now haha.

Really funny per usual man.

Jeff

[LiveAndLetDice]

haha, my bad! hope you made it to interview! :oP

[tonysmile1]

HaHaHa!!! J! That was hilarious. 10 years ago, I received an application from an employee, under hobbies he put down: smoking and drinking....

Keep the videos going. I watch your videos after a long day at work and it makes me feel better to laugh.

[BrightSocks]

Haha brilliant hope 2 hear from u soon added a nice touch I must admit haha!

[rachelwonderland]

HAHAHA... the best!!

[peesemould]

LOOOOLLLL

[falletron]

"I would like to declare my criminal record."

Not the BEST start.

[BBC000OFF]

Okay, I see somebody addressed this already.

[BBC000OFF]

It's all fine, just stop looking at yourself!

[Prelature]

"Still hasn't learned?!" Pretty sad how people never learn. Glad to see you making videos, J! You're all heart.

[squalledprincess]

Oh my goodnesss! Hilarious! Make videos every single day, deal?

[TheMexicanBen]

lol scary saying no to him too!

[rbrown2697]

I once interviewed a young woman and was looking over her resume as the interview was starting. Right at the top, her educational degree was listed as: Major in Socialiogy with a Minor in Pubic Affairs. (I assume she meant Public)

It took every amount of my strength to keep from rolling on the floor and laughing during the interview, but somehow I made it through. In the end, we hired her.

[LiveAndLetDice]

lol, just re-read this comment...big fan of pubic affairs haha

[AndroBubbles]

@rbrown2697 LOL

[ForShore24]

Maybe took some classes in jail to prepare for the couple weeks he would spend out of jail... these days people are getting degrees in there! : P

And glad you're back and making videos! : )

[JoyNine7]

Now he's gonna hunt you down for reading that to the world online.....

[LiveAndLetDice]

Haha, he's probably back in prison!

[LiveAndLetDice]

btw, I tried to look at the camera rather than the screen a little more for you!

[thewebbness]

God damn, thats hilarious man!