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  • this is a joke...right?

  • @pem82sox

    No joke, friend! We will create a better world, one victim at a time!

  • Ah, you're back.

  • No, Idude893. *You're* back.

  • Face it, it's all bark but no bite. He's harmless.

  • Yes, ignore me. It gives me more time to devote to ensuring that my infrastructure investments in Iraq and Afghanistan skyrocket!

  • Save your words about your Drug induced hallucinations. As long as the people are sane enough, you will never be a good American president.

    (and hearing the boo's directed at you in that video of you speaking in front of a crowd, I'm happy to say that there's still common sense in this world)

  • Idude, I have no intention of running for president. I just want to profit. But as for the crowd's booing, I'm well aware that most people think my views are crazy. The beauty of it is that corporations control the economy anyway! That's the advantage of manufacturing consent and thought control in a democratic society.

  • So you'e putting profit and power ahead of the rights and well being of the people?

  • Corporate capitalism serves the rich because they get to have most of the wealth. It serves the rest because the wealth will sometimes trickle down to them as they work. If it doesn't, then maybe they didn't deserve it anyway. I don't see how anyone could disagree that what we need is small government that has unlimited power to torture, spy on us, and invade.

  • "I don't see how anyone could disagree that what we need is small government that has unlimited power to torture, spy on us, and invade."

    Heh, ask anyone.

  • A nation should not be run by a corporation, but by a government that actually cares about the majority of its people. A country solely based on a single purpose is one with a poor human rights record and will collapse within a few years.

    Of course, if you ignore the human rights record, I can assure you that the world will end by the time the invading happens.

  • The US has a pretty awful "human rights record," but we're far from collapsing. How do you explain that?

  • Because the U.S. is not based on a single purpose, it cares for its citizens. Its human rights record is rough but clean, compared to many other countries.

  • Idude, I think I was wrong about you. We agree the US is the best, so we should be working together, not arguing. As the USA, we only arrange or back coups for good reason, like when Syria, Greece, Cuba, Iran, British Guyana, South Korea, Laos, Ecuador, Dominican Republic, South Vietnam, Guatemala, Ecuador, Brazil, Bolivia, Zaire, Ghana, Greece, Cambodia, Bolivia, El Salvador, Chile, Australia, Liberia, Chad, Grenada, Fiji, Venezuela, Haiti, and Honduras adopt non-US business-friendly policies.

  • If you think I'll support a person who believes in a world dominated by a single country or government, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

    The United States of America may be a livable and an undoubtedly influential nation, but in the end, it's no different to any other country in the world besides government and geography.

    Make money your god and it'll plague you like the devil.

  • Are you kidding? Between weapon and war equipment sales, mercenary contracts, and infrastructure rebuilding, we have enough money to invade a dozen more resource-rich nations. And the record profits for the oil companies! My war investments are soaring in value!

  • this has to be a joke. nobody can be this foolish. it is a free world. invading other countries would cause more hatred towards us and cost the lives of those poor souls who are over there. they stand there preaching about war yet i would bet none of them have been in combat before.

  • If they hate us, they hate us for our freedom. The amount of freedom to invade other countries present in the US surpasses that of any other country.

    We all fill different roles in society. Some must go to war, and some must remain behind to make money from it.

  • what is wrong with these people. are they stupid?

  • @halofornoobs93 Sticks and stones, Halo. Be careful where you throw them. Everything you say on the internet is recorded and you may regret it someday.

  • Oh wow. The number of people taking this seriously is just ridiculous. It's a joke people. Does anyone understand sarcasm anymore?

  • I see you're one of those lefty moonbats who believes that the rights of the unborn aren't important. I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if people assumed your username was satire.

  • Well you sure got me there. I apologize for my inappropriate behavior. By the way, don't you just LOVE Obama? I mean, he's so charismatic. And handsome. Makes me swoom just thinking about it.

  • People often assume I take issue with Obama, but I really don't mind him that much. I mean, don't get me wrong—he's no Cheney—but at least he's no fan of that Commie document they call the U.S. Constitution, and lofty rhetoric or no, he'll keep our profitable wars going in the Mideast, and keep extraordinary rendition and illegal wiretapping going. It's nice to finally have a black representative for our important extralegal policies.

  • You sir, are a true American. Who cares about the little guy? Let him rot in his own squalor I say. I mean, The Constitution? Who cares? That document is AT LEAST 1000 years old by now. It's outdated. We don't need individual rights and freedoms, we need patriots like you and I who are willing to fight the real threats to America, terrorists, liberals, and mexicans. I wasn't using my human rights anyway.

  • Well, the Constitution isn't that old, and the only Mexicans who are a problem are the ones who think they have a right to a quality of life on par with Americans, but for the most part, you're getting it now! It's so nice to see someone come around to the right way of thinking.

    Give up your rights: If they don't come back, they were never really yours to begin with.

  • 1984 here I come. Thank goodness.

  • What is this, 1984?

  • Exactly. That's exactly the kind of world we want to create.

  • Oh, so you want to create a world where people are monitored everyday, rights are given up, and people who try to have their independence get tortured till they're nothing but mindless drones? Oh, that's one heck of a dream.

    "Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither."

    -Benjamin Franklin

  • Independence leads to suicide bombings. In Franklin's day, there were no planes to ram into buildings. If there had been, he would have the first to advocate for torture.

  • Actually, suicide bombings are caused by bad influences by extremist parties, like your kind of people.

  • I certainly do not advocate for extremism or suicide bombings. I simply know that only by taking away rights and removing civil liberties can we have the security we need to keep our nation free.

  • "I simply know that only by taking away rights and removing civil liberties can we have the security we need to keep our nation free."

    The constitution cannot be ignored. Your country was created because of the constitution. You're not talking about a free nation, you're talking about Airstrip 1.

    America will never become a psychotic Orwellian society under the rule of your type of fascism.

    Plus, what the hell is a moonbat?

  • It will if we can defeat you moonbats, which is looking more and more likely all the time. Even Obama is pretty much with us—by fighting government transparency, upholding extraordinary rendition (torture), and wiretapping without a warrant. Despite your protestations, this proves pretty clearly that we can, in fact, ignore the constitution.

  • You remind me of antagonists in action movies that either get killed or arrested in the end.

    Obama does NOT advocate the things you said. Heck, he's closing the prison in Guantanamo Bay in less than a year. All those things you mentioned were done by Bush, and more than half of the population is against him.

    "Despite your protestations, this proves pretty clearly that we can, in fact, ignore the constitution."

    Checks and Balances, congress and impeachment.

  • Closing Guantanamo means little when you keep sending untried detainees to countries who you know will torture them. Bush may have initiated the illegal wiretapping (long live Bush!), but if you do even a little research, you'll find that Obama is continuing it and invoking state secrets to cover it up, as well as to cover up details of these.

  • Anyway, you're right that our (hippie) population was overwhelmingly against Bush, but you'll notice that this meant absolutely nothing—he wasn't impeached, and Obama won't be either unless we can get him on a substanceless issue (like lying about a blow job).

    If there's anything we can say for sure here, it's that "checks and balances" are not a problem for us neocons anymore!

  • Checks and Balances are the defense that keeps the presidents from becoming full fascists like Bush, and I'd prefer a hippie over a militarist anytime.

  • Yes, but fortunately, those checks and balances don't really exist any more. I can't see what could possibly stop us from invading and torturing all through the next century!

  • Look, Adolf Hitler, there are thousands of people out there in America that are saner than you, and shall always be against you. And if you take over the White House, America will turn into a Authoritarian Government because of you. You actually want that to happen?

  • You're completely misunderstanding me. The important thing is freedom, which means freedom to make money. Checks and balances is just liberal jargon for more regulations and bigger government, which stop businesses and corporations from making money.

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  • "I can't see what could possibly stop us from invading and torturing all through the next century!"

    Actually there are four things: The American Public, the Legislative Branch, the Constitution and 200 other nations.

  • It hardly matters what the American Public thinks. For instance, a majority of Americans support Single Payer Health Care, but no politician will tell you this is politically feasible. The Legislative Branch? Please! Where was it when we invaded Iraq? The Constitution? Nothing more than a piece of paper. Other nations? The powerful ones have interests that coincide with ours anyway, and the weak ones we'll keep in check with military might.

  • No matter what you do, people will hate you.

  • Hate us? Idude, that is the beauty of it. Because corporations own the media, very few people even know what's happening. God bless America!

  • They don't know what's happening because what's happening is a small bunch of Orwellian freaks claiming they can take down the constitution and take over the world.

  • Your disparaging tone aside, you're not so far from the truth. Delightfully diabolical, isn't it? We do it in plain sight, yet no one's the wiser.

  • Fortunately for those who are sane, your kind won't be entering the White House any time soon.

  • Idude, you really aren't getting it. Our people are in the White House *right now.* Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II...these are all exactly our kind of people! Sure, some are better than others, but even Obama is willing to cover up torture, wiretap illegally, extend occupations of other countries in spite of what the population wants, etc.

  • Our past and current leaders may be crazy, but not to your extent. Bush wanted a patriotic society, you wanted Oceania.

  • Bush wanted a patriotic society, which means a free society—one where we are free to torture, free to invade other nations, free to trade whatever resources we can take, free to leak classified information if it leads to political advantage, free to spy on people, and free to believe what our government tell us. Bush and many others supported and support all these things. As a patriot, I happen to agree with him. I want nothing more or less than that.

  • I assume you're going to believe him when he says the Swine Flu is a lie.

  • okay wait, this is a joke... and it's hilarious!

  • No joke. Freedom means freedom to profit (i.e. create jobs) and invade countries to secure much needed resources. You won't be laughing when they come to take you and your family away in the night.

  • Economy has a huge bump? really? hmm

  • We're in the middle of record profits for many corporations, including the oil companies, so think again. The ones that matter get a bump. Everyone else needs to work harder.

  • peace through war? How Orwellian...

  • Orwell illustrated quite effectively how the state can dominate. We just have to follow the example he set in his writing.

  • The title of your video is the slogan of the authoritarian state in the novel 1984.

  • Yes. That's no coincidence. We want a state that defends freedom by stifling dissent.

  • Wasn't this all set up for Saturday Night Live?

  • Hmm. Is this fake or what? Cause it sure seems like it is.

  • lol war is good business - seriously get your priorities straight... and for the people who matter most? what gives you the right to judge that you clearly have a completely distorted sense of reality and maybe you should consider someone else for once in your life instead of thinking about an economic boom at the expense of innocent people.

  • Why do we need anything to give us the right other than the fact that we have the power and wealth to do whatever we want? You may think we have a distorted sense of reality, but in truth we are the ones who control and define reality. Especially once schools are privatized.

  • Of course you do darling.

  • fuck no it wasnt....are u kidding me?? if you support this war / bush admin. you support terrorism yourself....and just remember ...torture is terrorism...9/11 was preknown and partially planned by the U.S. govnmnt...there is a huge identity problem here...the terrorists you believe are guilty of 9/11 are not the only terrorists...the future isnt looking good for any of us...maybe you would see that if you would let go of bush's nuts and think for urselves..."war on terror" = "terror on terror"

  • We agree about one thing: The U.S. government is powerful enough to do anything it wants, and there's nothing you nor anyone else can do to stop it. Maybe the U.S. did cause 9/11 — it's not like we've ever done anything that had cause to upset the Arab world, after all, and I'm sure the U.S. would pull it off perfectly if we tried! What a brilliant and noble move that would be, allowing us so much latitude to invade Iraq to create more freedom there!

  • create freedom?? thats where you need to get informed......well over 2500 soldiers were killed by 2006....over 8000 received injuries where they couldn't return....more ppl have died over there than suddam would have ever killed...how can u call yourself humane and support that ? how can you support innocent ppl (some of your own) getting killed because of something caused by the U.S. government!..knew it or planned it no matter what went down could have been prevented..contd

  • the fact they lie right your faces about it makes it even worse....your people not just arabs are dying for no fuckin reason...if everyone knew the truth (or had the least bit of common sense)..noone would be over there right now...fuck that...they are fighting for something other than what u think they are...if you support that you must be slightly mental to say the least..honestly man ..thats fucked

  • Sometimes people have to die for the freedom of corporations to make money. That's what freedom is all about — economic prosperity for the people who matter most.

  • keep telling urself freedom is coming out of this

  • Can you really deny that the Iraq war has been immensely profitable for the wealthiest Americans?

  • you are either fucked in the head or not serious

  • Sticks and stones, my friend.

  • this makes me sick....is america now not a threat to every nation they plan on ivading ?? therefore it would be justifiable to invade and torture Americans??...you people are brainwashed to fuck...the actual irony is that the U.S.A. is a larger threat to the world than any other nation...you obviously also are not aware of the torture going onon american soil...theres so much shit you ppl just ignore..its sad ...u honestly think the intent of going overseas was to fight terror ?? contd..

  • What? America supports freedom, so it would be highly immoral to invade us. I mean, look at the lengths we're willing to go for freedom! Ignore torture? No way! We proudly support it, as well as the elimination of civil rights, as absolutely necessary to create a free society.

  • And it's like un-cool and immoral and stuff.  And I am like offended.....

  • The real irony is that Americans could control the world if we wanted to, but because of hippie moonbats, the highest 5% or so elite still only controls about half of the wealth in the world.

  • Oh sure & there was me thinking you were a British colony (hinting at something a little darker in nature)...

  • Woa had a bit of a spasm on the old left click there..

  • are these people serious?

  • It would be morally inexcusable not to be serious at a time like this. Terrorists are everywhere, and the only way to stop them is to invade every nation that could be a threat in the future and make sure they know we're in charge.

  • lol family values

  • He who governs worst governs best. Geoge Bush is weaning the American people off of the government teat through judicious servings of poison milk.

  • If it takes intentionally bad government to convince the American people that funding social programs through taxation means less freedom/corporate power, then so be it!

  • This has surely caused more comment than most of the videos and now that I have read all the recent comments am still not sure where the author of the piece really stands. if it is not satire it is truely sick and disgusting.

  • I agree topchoices it is discusting look at his other video

  • Either this is a parody or the people are taking more drugs than I would like to know...

    I mean they are saying things that contradict themselves. LoL

    "Give up your liberty for freedom or something" lol

  • Contradictory things can be true when it comes to executive orders or the corporate good, and drugs are for hippies.

  • drugs are for hippies?? how about u reasearch CIA drug and drug money laundering..mike ruppert gives a great presentation...you are an uninformed, hypocritical, self contradicting, typical american

  • I object to being called mentally retarded. I don't really have a problem with the rest. Greed is a virture! Consistency is overrated.

  • typical rightist assholes

  • Of course I don't support the war. Not since before it started. Aside from philosophical reasons, it is bankrupting us of both money and men. Should we need either to protect ourselves in another part of the world, whoops we used them up tho we were never attacked!~!

  • Bankrupting us? Are you kidding? This war is making record profits for corporations! Sure, it's draining money from the government, but that's what we want — small government!

  • Actually it may be draining money from the government but that doesn't mean it's getting smaller, cause the expenditure on everything else is pretty much the same, thus the deficits, which in themselves will merit more taxes, and in the future, promote bigger government.

  • Not if we don't pay down the debt. Only those financially irresponsible liberals will try to raise taxes in order to do that.

  • Precisely. Where's the money that may have gone into Hillary's wasteful health care program? Dick Cheney's got it, safe and sound.

  • That money belongs to the upper 1% of the American taxpaying population. They inherited that wealth fair and square.

  • SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT one debate. Slurred straight over "if we raise the tax bar..." and then "...I don't think we have to do that..." and something about women and children? I got whiplash

  • It's possible to exaggerate how bad Clinton is. At least she understands where her money is coming from, and she knows that wealthy people are wealthy because they deserve it. She used to one of us, and she's fallen from grace, but I think it's a testament to our success as Republicans how much influence we've exerted over the Democrats.

  • I surely hope this is satire!!!

  • Ha! You tin-foil hat wearing pinko moonbats would love it to be satire, wouldn't you?

  • I think it is satire, but I got confused myself. War is great for business, Bush and friends refuse to admit that.

  • Apparently it's not satire, its' scary. At least they admit war's good for business.

  • All torture is the same.

  • No, torture done by the U.S. is good. Torture done by the enemy is bad. We're the good guys, remember?

  • Ready to enlist? You concur that the army needs young people to fight.

  • No way. There's too much money to made here in the States! I have to do my duty to improve the U.S. economy.

  • Come on...you support the war don't you?

  • Absolutely! But war requires people in different roles. Some people fight and give their lives, while others earn the profit. Both are important parts of making America great!

  • We overthrew Saddam for torture, and Bush supports torture! Domestic spying takes infinges on our rights too, and we overthrew Saddam for that as well! War is only good for business like this video preaches! Young people who support this war should sign up ASAP. Doesn't the army need people?

  • I agree. Sign those young people up! There's lots more money to be made!

  • You're right, if torture is a family value I guess Saddam Hussein represents family values.

  • Saddam Hussein opposes United States Empire building. Any torture that he committed is immoral and justifies our invasion and subsequent torture of suspected terrorists.

  • Psss...I wish President Truman were still around...he would've just nuked everyone

  • Be patient... Bush/Cheney will get around to using the nuclear weapons sooner or later. Have some faith in the Unitary Executive!

  • Isn't it cute how moonbats support Hamas, Palestinian terrorists, Ahmadinejad and other mass murderers? And they think Bush is Hitler.

  • Cute? No, it makes me very angry. What they fail to grasp is that killing people is only murder when it's done through illegitmate means. Terrorism is bad, war is good (provided the motive is empire and wealth enhancement, obviously). Bush as Hitler? Hardly! Hitler couldn't get the job done. Anyway, Bush is only one small step on the way toward American hegemony.

  • The regime in power in the USA will steal everything you have in defending yourself from false legal claims. We are forcibly injected and forced medical procedures. I would have preferred death. I was a scared bank examiner who survived and owned a legal gun. I now want global war to kill all of us so we do not suffer more. see my collection of videos. Some were destroyed by federal war criminals. Technology and collusion leave you shouting at a machine

  • Saintambone, so far as I'm concerned, so long as you're for war, you're on our side. Welcome. And may the resources of the world fall into our hands.

  • Dhimmis don't do satire worth a damn...

  • I hope to God that this is satire, haha

  • All I can say is wake up check out Ron Pauls site and really check out our current financial situation. The country is broke check out infowars or prisonplanet dot com. I hope to see you marching along side my fellow countrymen

  • Very funny.

  • These satirists and scientists you speak of have every right to be here, and they have every right to leave that is if they want to. This is America, you know. People have choices. :)

  • Usually I would agree with you, but there ought to be limits to freedom. Bush himself says so. Do not doubt the Unitary Executive! The right to profit is the only important freedom.

  • Moderate conservatives tend to be alot happier and content with this nation because they accept reality for what it is. Liberals tend to isolate themselves and create a fantasy utopianism of what this nation should be like, and try to pass down their false doctrine into young people because they're intelligent enough to know young people are easily fooled.

  • Exactly! One of the major problems with liberals is that they have these ridiculous consciences! They need to learn to accept their corporate masters. If they would just accept the inequality and suffering in the world, they wouldn't feel so bad. Holding politicians accountable and trying to end profitable wars is just begging for misery!

  • :) Political and social satire is one of the many marks of a healthy civilization.

  • I'm afraid I can't agree. The satirists should be deported along with the scientists.

  • God Bless America!!! God Bless war on the heathens!! God Bless torture!!!! God Bless Guantanamo!!! God Bless war profits!!! God bless unhindered capitalism!! God Bless Shopping!! God Bless my favorite TV shows!!! God Bless Raytheon and Halliburton!!! God Bless Ted Haggard and Pat Robertson!!!

  • Friend, you are a true patriot! Death to the anti-capitalist promoters of antiquated concepts like democracy! The true defenders of righteousness shall prevail!

  • Hey I love my country and I know that if we just let corporations run it, they will be the best shepards, as long as we are good sheep. Besides, I'm to busy watching American Idol and stuff to have time to learn about stuff.

  • We are a hated nation because of him. Even if you support him, you have to agree with the fact the the USA has became a country people around the world love to hate since he has been in office. I don't know about you but regardless of how you feel about that man, we do not want to be a hated country in the eyes of the world because our economy cannot sustain itself without global support. The majority of goods we consume are produced outside the States for goodness sakes.

  • The fact that other countries hate us because we're trying to make money and destroy the terrorists just means we should invade them and take them over. Of course, it will be a while before we get to Europe, but there are plenty of places in the Middle East and Africa in the meantime. Security and freedom through total domination!

  • Fascist idiot's!

  • Excellent, my favorite was abolish term limits.

  • Exactly! We have found our leader — the Unitary Executive. Why do we even need to bother with elections any more?

  • soldiers for war, pacifism for life ! lets pooker for a save world. which is win ?

  • Americans and irony don't usually mix but this has changed my mind. Love it.

  • I know. Americans who don't understand that we won't be safe until we invade and occupy every other country on Earth are so ironic!

  • I do hope your being sarcastic with this. If not, well, it's a free country. Oh wait, I'm just receiving word that it isn't any longer.  But your inline with the offical view of the neo goverment, so we won't throw you into a dark hole. =P

  • That's right! It'll be the dissenters who we torture without trail! That's a free society.

  • If you can't see how the presiden is using bogeymen to scare America into letting him have powers far overeaching his office, then you need to open your eyes. We will see come election time whether the United States shall reclaim her freedom. Ron Paul 08!

  • I know that corner! Hennepin and Lagoon - crazy!!! Love how they show how crazy his supporters really look - hopefully they'll watch this parody and see hos stupid they look.

  • Parody?! War really is good business — there's nothing parodical about it.

  • At first I thought this group was for GW but now see the sarcasm here. A very different approach, it gets people to actually watch at first in disbelief and then realize that to get people's attention, you have to be dramatic. Glad to see that they are actually against the war.

  • Sarcasm? How dare you insinuate that we aren't actually serious. Our support of corporate profits is what makes us Americans!

  • Sarcastic fuck.

  • Torture Ron Paul 08!!

  • translation for malcom's blabbering: oink-oink! (snort) oink!

    the likes of you make america stink like a pig stye in the nose of humanity, and duh, you're even proud of it(with my apology to the real pig species).

  • Our President is above the law! Deal with it!

  • Dammit, they're right. We DO need to torture more. And invade Poland. They have many resources.

  • Well said, friend! It's unreasonable to assume that those vast Polish resources should stay in the hands of those greedy Poles. And as for torture: Why the hell not?

  • Exactly my friend! Death to all the Poles, and may their resources fall into our hands!

  • hahahahaa! brilliant, sarcastic but brilliant.

  • This is not sarcasm. This is deadly serious. Stop laughing or get the hell out of America.

  • Yes,it's true,stand by our commander in chief,we need him to kill about 300million so-called American Patriots with the recycled national guard,support our troops so they can run the new camp Buschowitz,step into the showers on your right or face Giuliani and his Mob hitmen who will plant the nukes to win his hero medal.

  • im sorry i cant take this seriously anymore. Calling a greatly respected president and one of the greatest presidents a moonbat. You cannot be serious. This is satire...

  • This is hardly a radical viewpoint. Roosevelt wanted big government. For instance: "The Government must in increasing degree supervise and regulate the workings of the railways engaged in interstate commerce." What's next, the elimiation of profitmaking? This kind of thinking is practically totalitarian communism.

  • Oh by the way the definition of patriotism is " Support your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it"

  • Pointless semantics. The people at the top in the government always deserve our support. There's a reason we call Bush the Unitary Executive.

  • A poll in Europe put USa as the biggest threat to world peace, even worse than Iran and N, Korea. You and ur savage kind is a bane upon this planet. You talk about corporate profits and how u like to be rich or whatever, however u were dressed like a bunch of unwashed ruts in that video.

    SUPPORT THE COUNTRY, NOT THE GOVERNMENT

  • First of all, EA, I was wearing a $375.00 shirt and tie in that video. Second of all, if you were rich you'd know that world peace is not as important as power and wealth. If believing that makes me a bane on the planet, then so be it. Seriously, you must be joking. Who cares about the planet, anyway?

  • Interesting attempt at satire, but it shows how little you know about how the world works.

    p.s. The US hasn't made a penny from the war.