Apocalypto Spoof (Piss Take)

[chrlybrown75]

Mala traduccion en los subtitulos sino saben maya pregunten a alguien que sepa, yo soy nativo decendiente de mayas y hablo el idioma.

Bad translation, I'm native mayan speaking maya language, If you don't know maya language. Don't translate please.....

[mattyfrere1]

WELL THATS 3:23 OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK

[tharronn91]

how can you call this a spoof, you just changed a few words

[joaocarlospalhinha]

al of you are bitches! =D

[tosachi1]

i like how you didn't change anything you just made them all assholes.

[BogMonkey53]

That wasnt all that much funnier than the original. The bit where he says "and the best part, the bollox" was funny though.

[IBELIEVEINPOSSESION]

this is a very nasty movie!

fucken assholes should have made these savages speak english!!

nasty assholes! gros!

[DepressedGirlDie]

@IBELIEVEINPOSSESION

If you're going to call them anything, call them natives. I find "savage" a very derogatory term, no matter how true it may be. Because once upon a time, the Native Americans were called savages, and me being very proud of my blood, I hate it.

And they speak Mayan for a reason. Because it's a movie about the decline of the Mayan empire. It's about them, not us. So no, they shouldn't have made them speak English, because at that time, English didn't exist to them.

[angeldoxie1]

@IBELIEVEINPOSSESION You're fucken nasty, lol. Why would they be speaking english in ancient maya times? Lol.

[fredmila]

Why doesn't Coke make an advert with this? They all take the Cokes out at the end of the scene, with a slogan like:

"Enjoy Coke with your mates" and even the big guy laughs with them.

[Balno]

@fredmila shut up

[fredmila]

Balno: Make me

BTW your spoof is no spoof, it's shit

[papan1990]

why dont u shut up?

[Balno]

@papan1990 y u gettin involved mate. want me to slap you in the cunt?

[papan1990]

OH....Can u do it? I dont think so....Its quite rude for u to talk to visitors like that...cunt!!! Better piss off

[Balno]

@papan1990 ..what?

[papan1990]

U better be on ur way cunt....Stop posting Absurd comments on your video and insulting people....

[calzagheisthebest]

@Balno hahahaahha that whole little argument was hilarious and i gotta say you owned those two degenerates

[DvLZeRoX]

@Balno owned...

[sp00ne]

That's strange... Don't see the spoof with this.

This scene is still in the original movie, maybe not in the one running in the theaters but the DVD one contains this scene, at least the one I watched on Voddler

[Rayjbady]

GREAT SPOOF. that's brilliant.

[andrew19891019]

2:54  that face saying 'what a fuckin' prick!' :DDDDDDDD

[archuletarox321]

"OH SHIT!" lawlzzzz

[lppurplegirl11]

Ahaha i wish they put this in the real movie! ^_^

"Noone eats the balls you dumb prick!" LMFAO

[TonganBaby0147]

the translation is sooo wrong

[braty2627]

what was that bollocks thingy...?

anyone...?

lolz...

this is so gross...

[TonganBaby0147]

its the balls if u watch the real movie

[braty2627]

uh...

ok...

thnx then...

^.^

[juciyfruit101]

lmao "i aint eating that shit lol"

[Titoyjohana]

that is not the correct translate

[PaullyG5]

its a spoof

[silvanski]

no kidding?

[7CookiesAreMyFriends]

they gave him the balls of the pig because he couldnt make babies..he couldnt produce sperm cells so they teased him..so sad.

[friedfish1100]

... So it`s WRONG to eat testicles..? THANKS for that.

[Balno]

mo time..

[Sniper2008009]

stupid

[Bryarose]

Thank you so much for the warning. No, no adding. Just be a voyeur....tee hee! Thanks for all your responses.I appreciate them. :-) Erin

[Bryarose]

No, he doesn't have a site but he has a 'My Space' and I think a 'Face Book'. Thanks for writing back. :-)

[lilmizzdragon]

but i'd be careful adding if i were you

a lot of people were pretend to be him

[CCassiusLonginus]

The scene was already funny... you basically rephrased all the original dialouge.

[Balno]

your mums vag - on a plate.

[Balno]

calm down mate

[Bryarose]

That was a hoot! Jonathan Brewer was by far Da' Bomb' in this movie. He needs more credit due. Good job on the spoof.

[BuffaloSabres304]

I agree, he was amazing. I don't even think he has a site.

[jeska8788]

You absolute cunt!

[0KeithFlint0]

LOL Cheers mate .... Absolutly best!!!! BTW great movie !

[IntermittentSprocket]

"You absolute cunt!" LOL

[KrechonProductions]

What the subtitle says is almost what they say in the movie exept for that it tastes like chicken and about his mum i think :)

[SoloTheLol]

WTF ?! Why did u write Sami Yusuf ??

He has nothing with the movie to do!!?!?!?

[danijanimi]

sami yusufO_o'???..what does he have to do with apocolypto...??

[Balno]

thats my name. dont no y i put it on there. now shut up

[sexiwebcamboy]

SACRIFICE AMONGST THE MAYAS DID NOT EXIST!

their stories recollect no slavery no human sacrifice on the temples. The original Popul Vuh [the Mayan bible] does not recollect any evidence of such! They were not savages then and are not savages now. yeah there were tribal wars but no human sacrifice, please dont allow yourself to be brainwashed by this trash.. HISTORY IS ALWAYS TOLD BY THE HUNTER & NOT THE HUNTED.

NOTHING BUT LIES DE'LANDA BROUGHT AND MOVIES LIKE APOCALYPTO MAKE YOU BELIEVE!

[daniellexxE]

That was so much funnier than the original version! I fell out of my chair 'cause I was laughing so hard, seriously!

[nikike02]

Reális,tökéletes,fantasztikus,­profi!!!

[nikike02]

Szerintem fantasztikus film!!!

Reális,és valósághű!!!!

Maradandót alkotott Mel Gibson és társulata,ez biztos...

Dehát ez volt a céljuk,nekem legalábbis ezt mondták....

[consolation0prize]

tehy lik e tu clown on fo0os lol

[TintedWingsMeAgnew]

lmao! sweet

[0KeithFlint0]

,,Cheers mate´´ :DDD Thats sooo funny!!!! Cool beans!!!!!!

[HighlandFilm]

lol excellent!

[lilmizzdragon]

lmao that's wrong

[KurdishPrince911]

Ouch!

[xxmissxlgxx]

I didn't think mean was invented back then...

[Turbo617]

Oh, wow! That was so LAME I wasted 3 minutes watching it.

That sucked ass, get it out of here.

[nathan6667]

no but

[screwdriverkid2]

EEEEEEWW. I'd rather eat dog balls lol

[SPYDA38]

Why did u write Sami yusuf on the start?

[Balno]

i dont know. thats my name and i thought id rite it on there.

[bassk1000o]

u silly irish mother fuker

[Balno]

whose irish?

[bassk1000o]

you, you fukin dirty jew

[crazymadlee]

lol nice 1 m8 gud choice ov abusive words haha!! gta admit thats wt me n my m8s wud say iv we convinced 1 ov em 2 chew on boar bollocks

[rockrob68]

oh wow so funny I nearly pissed my pants!

[Balno]

cheers mate. i try my best

[rockrob68]

pretty fucken shit really!some parts did make me laugh but overall i rate this as crap

[Balno]

fuck off you cunt

[Liamm002]

i cant help but think "isnt that the kinda stuff they are supposed to be saying anyway?" lol funny as hell tho

[tooterhead123]

THE GUY GIVING THEM THE STUFF IS LIKE A DAD!...meany

[Balno]

cos that is me.

[iraqana]

why it says sami yusuf at the beging

[gypson]

pretty below par really

[jamoxcore]

lol!!! funniest thing ive seen in a while!!

[charlieaallen]

mate best bit 'you absolute cunt'

[lgyahb]

you wrote that urself dint u sami.

[theshadowboy607]

WTF balls that taste a bit like chicken lol

[gypson]

this is wicked!!!! keep up the good work!