VLOGGER

[thedevilsmistress13]

i believe that same book was used in an episode of seinfeld.

[nejckorosec1]

So ? what's a vlooger ? XD

[fletche1994]

hey! danny could you do a video on the existance of ghosts? :)

[RileyKoe]

Greedy fuck..

[Cheez917]

youre so white...

[omg13lover]

46 people wrote the crappy textbook

[MrLeviguy01]

I love this vid........now i shall go read my giant book of stuff

[Wolfzwhisper]

WHY DO YOU CONFUSE ME GAINT BOOK! SHAME ON YOU!

[thefallencorpsebride]

I wouldn't fall asleep in class if my teacher read like this x'D

[DragonNestHelp]

The lovechild conceived between a drunken orgy of Chuck Norris, Steve Carrel and Jim Carrey.

[bahbleu]

He oddly reminds me of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. <3

[thevictory6]

you are the king Denny... xD

[RyaanKerrr]

9556 words.

[spyteandmalice]

oh danny, you make me laugh SO MUCH :D

[Bestofkitu]

i'm french LOL !

[TrueBiizy]

SWaG

[marfabear]

Just beautiful... I always love the art references!

[redroseprny405]

lmaoo this motherfucker is funny

[Molieist]

I want what he's on!

[Happy4Nathan]

PUT ON A TOP



[CrispyRingo]

@Happy4Nathan Nooo! lol

[RockbandGirl124]

during the whole video i was like...huh.... :P

[M0M0LOL16]

i sware everytime someone reads to me it goes threw one ear and out the other

[kittykatt827]

"who wrote this shit?!" - basically what I say everyday in history...

[bloop220]

I have no idea what he said. I was just looking at his forehead the whole time....

[kpop803]

lol my fav part was 2:28

[bobafredable]

why do you cut all the parts where you take a breath ? :D

[lazuhdood9]

Nice william impression right before the end

[0lUrsula243]

@KtPurnur bit.ly\t8Q2ka Thats a really really awesome dating site

[KtPurnur]

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[MrSpeakTV]

You could've just said a vlogger is a person that logs their day/experience/life by video and uploads and shares with people around the world...

[Sephiroth472]

Yes.

[Strawberry1139]

...and TODAYYYYYY!!!!!

[MrSpeakTV]

@Strawberry1139 LMFAO I was just about to right that and saw your comment.

[Strawberry1139]

@MrSpeakTV XD

[MileyJonas]

because vlogging has everything to do with French Impressionism

[TheInsan3x]

You could of said vlog = video - blog

[Kirstmeister]

I was too distracted by the whiteness of your teeth to actually understand anything

[MultiCosc]

"Who Wrote that piece of s*it ? "

[MnMrainboww11]

I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying.

I kept staring at his adam's apple.

It like has a mind of its own.

Up down uuuuupppp down doowwwnnn up up up dooowwwnnn up

[andruha911]

are you Jim Carrey's son?

[tehHrcak]

I want that book!

[PetaPanPipes]

Danny you are beautiful.

You'd think that fat-arse book would be able to fit 'conscious' on one line. It's so big.

[venskus2009]

you have lumps on your head. cancceerrrr

[rfed97]

your videos are getting boringg. danny, dear i love you. but spice it up a little! PLEASE. <3

[MileyJonas]

you look like my dad....

[Satanbaphomet]

You look like Steve - O

[shadeofpurple101]

What

[colm1234gt]

"of, and of and??who wrote this piece of shit" lololol

[only1nutterbutterz]

When Danny kept saying "we are. . ." I kept saying "farmers bum bu du dum bu du dum du dum"

[jackieCHANDLEE]

your hair...it's...normal

[dinalives]

danny, you know how looking at the same thing everyday gets kinda boring? maybe, possibly, could you....ummm, change it up? like...the background? or...maybe add some friends, or some ....something else besides white? just a thought.

[izme29]

its a metaphor dumdums, a metaphor

very good danny, very good

[fluffyheadedmonster]

"In Summation" part of your videos are the best!

[mellonhead178]

@fluffyheadedmonster final summation idiot

[fluffyheadedmonster]

@mellonhead178 that's o.k., melon head, I'm sure that I got my point across.

[sk8erboy70]

man! this guy just gets me! haha

[mookiwi12]

This was boring! lol.. this has nothing to do with vlogging!!

[RaidonGaming]

Eww learning

[124mclovin]

wtf did any of this have to do with a vlog?

[madboy8761]

whats a vlog?

[92johnfrusciante92]

@madboy8761 "vlog" is a "video blog"

[teenSmoochie]

Well danny... that was..... weird XD

[jonboy643]

Sounds like he was channeling his inner shatner

[WhiteOutify]

If i had you in class reading my textbook to me, i think i would actually learn something. Come with me to U.S. History? xD

[drunkmxrider2]

"who wrote this shit"

[nitsua96]

I like your hair today Danny ^.^

[xJessiPoo]

Um? I didn't understand this at all.

[TheJONNYfern]

wow thats deep

[OmarMuthafckka]

@magictrickzzzz Don't Hatee On Danny's Stuff , If Yhuu Don't Likee Ihtt Then Just Gehtt Off And Don't Comment ( HATER )

[stonecoldkilla11]

danny needs to stop smoking crack :P

[rstipper]

what the fuck is this

[dylankunaikennedy123]

@rstipper the best thing on youtube

[stalker130697]

person below me is fag!

[mateusbatalha]

Did he comb his hair? hahahaha

[magictrickzzzz]

put a shirt on u fucking tool

[01dankeman]

@magictrickzzzz if you are new to these masterpieces that danny makes, then you are an idiot because you whould clearly know that "the shirtless" is THE stile of this intelagent, but a bit goofy person.

[magictrickzzzz]

@01dankeman hes a dip shit nothing else

[jiraiyasimpson]

do a video on ninjas!!!!

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

Danny I love you!

[Emiliewantsadietcoke]

Danny should read books to children, I have no idea what he's saying but I'm having fun listening :P

[dynaxinha1001]

OMG i just love your videos!

Kisses from your brazilian's fan!

[madijoneeDEF]

WTF

[akarene]

time for a haircut again?

[YoSoFuny]

Yay for less reading and more CRAZZZZZY. love u

[guestaccountify]

Bring my Reaction Back up for:

BRING THE SERBIAN LESSONS BACK!

[iamAnonymousproducer]

LOL "haha is so big, is soch a big book"

[nithqueen]

@iamAnonymousproducer cook*

[gseifert13]

I fell asleep watching this.

[LiveAndLetLauren]

I like your hair in this :')

[forklifthit]

Bring back the man in the mask! 

[samo530]

explain video game addiction..lol

[jacklanternish]

I LIKE PIE, EVERYONE VIDEO I MAKE IS ABOUT PIE. MAKE A PIE VLOG.

[Ed1H3r0]

U have a calm hair o.O

WTF? Danny someone stole your show xDDD

[POZESEDHOBO]

@sillygirl447 i mean you

[POZESEDHOBO]

To Comment below me: he already has

[sillygirl447]

DO A VIDEO ABOUT TOUNGE TWISTERS!!!!! PLEEAASE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[advisablyparentable]

your eccentric isn't cool anymore. unsub

[robert1839]

i am with u Danny i can hardly read and when they - the words i get all screwed up

[TheMostEpicUserEver]

the french wrote it obviously

[Jezreel7773]

Brain Exercise #6: Read Aloud and You'll use a Different Part of Your Brain. Then Try Reading Your Material Upside Down!

Love Being Read Too!! Also need HELP with all my creative ventures..

[Ricko6229]

Havent you noticed that your video views are going down a hill?

[TheRealKaylaf]

Is it bad I dozed off half way through the definition. Good news is i like your haircut:)

[TheTyroso]

Autos & vehicle are the categories...wow

[jacklanternish]

@TheTyroso We are taking a ride with him by reporting the gradual

[emochick1940]

thumbs up for the "FAT ASS BOOK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dorky979]

RRRAAAWWRRRR

[57CarLover]

Please do a vid on figel Castro

[DmanandV]

Pineapples.

[RitzyCooper]

UR HAIR LOOOOKS SO NEAT!!!

[sillylittletragedies]

Art... is as exciting as that giant book XD

[alooobre]

Danny! Do a video on how to do a video! Do it!

[CP6L1]

i wonder if it was actually take three XD

[kathryned1991]

... that actually worked. ... you're a genius Danny!

[Fugitive292]

You washed your hair, that's nice.

[hollyehh]

oh awesome. i was avoiding studying for my art exam and watched this instead... which may have actually been helpful! haha

[TheSkinnyboy100]

danny please do a video on how to get a GIRL TO LIKE YOU

[Cjorfi]

he has a smart answer for everything. has actually very deep and very very bright. Deep n bright!

[moonsfog001]

I've picked up the habit of talking like you hen I study -.- :D haha

[thereisLOVEinrain]

Wow. i love your hair. you are insanely genius. and you make me laugh every time i watch a video. i love you

[dr4death]

I didn't listen to anything he said...

[al7zeen1989]

like if you skiped to "book closing"

[IRaceWithTurles]

i want to see you with flamethrower!

[graceemmx]

Explain what shadows are!!

[sprazzlecutie]

you're hair...it is brushed!!

[lorurie]

first time i have ever seen your hair neat

[IceCoooooool]

Dear Dany Can You Made a Video About Hotel Room

Please

[Nigomsa]

Do a vid on the 99% Danny :-F

[rockerandguitarist]

@NotSoCoolisAll No, I'm not really.. :S

[inatidofc]

DANNY! i think storytime gradualreport with danny would be amazing. maybe one every two weeks? pretty please? D:

[230rida]

can u please do a video on why people want danger. kinda like when people want to ride a rollercoaster. :O... ya stuff like that. :) :) :) :):) :) :) :)

[MarshallTheFish]

Pizza. U picku materinu.

[andrestheguat]

make the worlds biggest pizza like in that one episode of Hey Arnold!

[T1H0]

ok capt'n kirk

[Blackout5871]

I got lost. what's were you talking about? 

[pete9129]

why do i pee constantly after masturbating?

[Lovedethklok]

@pete9129 ...do you drink alot before masturbating?...cause you may be holding back pee, for the couple hours that your....*cough cough* ya know :)

[KiAce2]

@pete9129 I hope that's not right after masturbating o_o cause that'd be awkward and messy

[pete9129]

@KiAce2 no, its like 5 min after or so. its not that i pee more than usual its that i go to the toilet to pee and when i pee i only pee like 3 droplets of pee.... and then 5 min after that it feels like my blatter is gonna explode cause i cant hold the pee back, but when i go to pee only 3 droplets or so -.- and my dick also hurts after peeing...

u prolly didnt understand a word of this cause of poor english, but oh well

[EverlastingStupid]

@pete9129 maybe you should pee before :X

[pete9129]

@EverlastingStupid i do... thats the problem

[pete9129]

@EverlastingStupid well i pee before and then 5 mins after im done or so it feels like i have to pee so much i cant hold it in. but when i then pee only a few droplets comes outta my dick... and it kinda hurts peeing -.- this keeps happening for 30 mins and sometimes an hour

[EverlastingStupid]

@pete9129 i know the feeling :X just a sensation you have after i suppose o:

[speedyrs09]

Danny How do you pick up chicks at Clubs?

[Venitix]

I want this guy to read a book to me!

[iDanVidz]

he stops reading at 2:59

[stalker11421]

MAKE PIZZA( using serbian language XDD)!!!

[lexaron]

wtf was that? o.O

[Emilaisen]

what drug are you on and can i have some?

[bubbabrand]

shatner ftw

[SolarKills]

did you read like that when the teacher called on you in school?

[AceThirtysix]

lol nice William Shatner impression near the end there Danny :D

[tadshackles]

DANNY. DID YOU REALLY COME UP WITH THIS ON YOUR OWN?

Because... If you did, it is BY FAR the most genius thing I have ever seen or heard on the internets... Seriously man, that was fucking amazingly smart and accurate.

[LizzyF23]

Dear Danny, I love watching ur vids:) could you do a show on how NOT to catch strep throat? And y is it treated with amoxicillin? thx

One of ur lemon drops

[narekyaghubyan]

Make a video about how to do a pizza in a Danny Way u funny kitty face :)

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

Danny does a variety of items with pwnage.

[EcHoZDisciple]

PIZZA! make it happen danny

[NoaFuuma]

i would love him to read a book to me XDDD

[tallytop1]

Talk about rabies

[TheCompression]

pleases do a show about what pimps are!!

[KyuubiSam]

"As we walk forward into the future, what we understood as communicating with people changes. We are part of a new human experience. We are communicating and interacting with each other in new and interesting ways. And that's what I do, I paint things not as they were painted before, but rather as I see them. In that, we are. Simply, we just are."

Such inspirational words of an artist.

[biggas1000]

Do a vid on very very very very very very very very fat and ugly people

[mattjdodson]

Danny put a shirt on!

[themissweedz]

oh danny boy !oh danny boy! hope can make video on how to wear shirt LOL love yoooooooooour show!

[TheLilUchiha]

marry me?