Dane Cook Cop Impression

[grunntalll]

omg that first line until 1:06 and then his stupid laugh just makes me wanna vomit

[mrmultiwhore]

how do you fuck that up unless he was eating a pear like

UGHH! *throws imaginary pear**back up and crouches hands over ears whilst chewing* haha fucking dane cook man

[xXginganinja12Xx]

I don't get it? How is this guy funny?

[Zanzoltan]

@xXginganinja12Xx Same here...same here. I don't get it either...I just don't understand...

He only talks like me with my friends...and that's not funny unless you really know us...

[adam95512]

LMAO!

[xXdeathimpactXx]

God, i hate when he makes a joke and all the bitches scream..

[Exorcio1]

@MoNsTeRmIx32 You'll never be able to finish a pear

[callofthedead1298]

Woop woooooop woowoop I hear u r2

[fku8447]

I'm searching for a reason to bellow out "I HEAR YOU! YES YOU'RE COMING! I heard your megamix 19 minutes ago ya fucking disco!"

[awesometwin64]

I HEARD UR MEGA MIX 19 MINUTES AGO YA FUCKING DISCO!!!!!!!!!!!! ahh god does he ever stop bein funny

[918richy]

Were he says its a delicous pear is on his cd harmful if swallowed btw

[Miister00]

HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[stefmarie18]

Hey! Where's the part where he says "THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!" very violently? :(

[thesammylpz]

I just don't know y some people hate him if u don't like him don't watch the videos then

[gangsta46197]

in another video he said the pear eating guy who got shot was in florida.... are guys who eat pears really this unfortunate around the states?

[XxballertownXx]

how did they feel after they realiazed it was a pear? wear they like, srry dude didnt mean to shoot u eleven times ur probably dead but i hope u understand the apology

[becky6735]

"thay shoot a guy 11 times becaus they came he had a grunad...........it was a fucking pair"

[xXradioactiveloverXx]

weird to know that I'm related to him :3

[SuperRandomToast]

@xXradioactiveloverXx Lucky.

[xXradioactiveloverXx]

@SuperRandomToast Eh I guess.. I've only met him like twice and I was young around 5 or 6.. but he is my Dad's first cousin XD

[cyahnamarie]

@xXradioactiveloverXx thats amazing! hes the best!

[imagineers0]

White AMERICAN male.  nuff said.

[brucewillis2]

I don't get this guy, he just tells boring stories.

[kimmyworth]

@brucewillis2 its just not the stories, it the way he tells it u could hav the most boring story and make it interesting just by how u say it

[brucewillis2]

@kimmyworth true but that's the problem, those stories aren't funny. Also I hear that he rips off material from other comedians (C.K Louis). I'll give him one thing, he has marketed himself well going after college students and staying away from mainstream, the type of people that laugh at fart jokes.

[johnnieknown]

@brucewillis2 whatever dude, EVERY comedian uses material from "other" comedians... he just makes it "HIS OWN STYLE"..

news flash.... EVERY THING EVERY PERSON/COMEDIAN SAYS, has already been said!!!

you don't like it??? DON'T FUCKIN WATCH, THEN DOG-BREATH THE PERSON!!!

[brucewillis2]

@johnnieknown whoa you mad 'dude'? talk about overly defending a comedian a bit too much. Sounds like you've got an unhealthy obsession with dane - are you gay?

[johnnieknown]

@brucewillis2 oh no, i'm not gay... matter of fact, i've probably FORGOT about more pussy then you'll ever SEE...

i just don't like dumbasses, or stupid shit....

but no, i ain't mad at all... AMUSED is more like it!!

[brucewillis2]

@johnnieknown wow you sound sexually insecure. time to come out of the closet homo.

[johnnieknown]

@brucewillis2 you know what? you fuckin 12 year old.... i ain't even gonna waste my fucking time arguin with a dumb sonofabitch like you...peace homo!!!

[brucewillis2]

@johnnieknown wow looks like I've gotten you all upset, go cry to your mummy. lol

[johnnieknown]

@brucewillis2 uhhh juss so's ya know... it's called my ol lady...

UNLIKE YOU, WHERE IT WILL BE YOUR HUSBAND!!

you must be a fag, you're using brucewillis.... LOL

stupid queer...

[brucewillis2]

@johnnieknown lol your too easy... it's fun getting you all upset.

[johnnieknown]

@brucewillis2 if i was upset you'd know it...

like i said AMUSED!

stupidity makes me laff!!!

so please keep sayin' stupid shit. i have nothing better to do than laff at you!!:D

[brucewillis2]

@johnnieknown "stupidity makes me laff?" don't you mean 'laugh' go back to school stupid. "so please keep sayin'"? don't you mean 'saying'? You sound like some toothless trailer trash backwater hick throwback. lol!

[johnnieknown]

@brucewillis2 YES LAFF... and as far as smarts.. fuck you... yes i have lived in a trailer. SO FUCKIN WAT?

lets have an iq test pussy!! lol... see? im still laffin' !! ur just a stu[id ass kid, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

lol ur funny, and, stupid!!. what a combination!!!

it's dumbasses like you, that makes senseof, why tigers eat their young!!! hahahaha

pussy pussy.... :D now go tell mommy an daddy to tuck you in bitch, coz im the fuckin boogey-man.

[RavenEvanescence]

That's how I eat my pears.

[Greendaycheese]

they shotted him. Lmao

[pinksunglasses90]

covers ears *munch munch munch*.

[MegaGmueller]

Dane cook : unless u eat the pear the like this * takes huge bite *

* throws pear *

[Shandy280]

haha u fucken disco lmfao :P

[tml4life21]

filmed with a potato

[cbranson]

Douche bags galore..lmao

[spoofooz]

@cbranson Ha ha and stereotyping tens of thousands of people doesn't make you one? You really are a Hypocrite.

[cwal99]

@spoofooz actually Dane Cook haters are as much of a stereotype than Dane's fans

[spoofooz]

@cwal99 I'm not talking about the whole of Dane Cooks haters just this specific one.

[spoofooz]

@cbranson then stop watching

[cbranson]

@spoofooz came here by accident.. dane is a douche and all his fans are too.

[retsae1]

@masterfuron1 Lol, nice call out.

[airwings13]

"I HEAR U! YES UR COMING!" *whoop whoop* "All RIGHT R2" lmfao XD

[MoNsTeRmIx32]

HAHAHAH i'm going to only eat pears in public like THAT for the rest of my life!!!!! :D :D :D ohmygoodness that was soooo funny!!!

[Talkingcamara2]

@MoNsTeRmIx32 Ur life o.o

[JOEAFRIAS]

he extended a 30 second joke into 2 and a half minutes

[494ta]

@JOEAFRIAS which is why he is the worst comedian of all time.

[zmonkey8899]

Unless he's eating a pair like this "eaggg"

[SubbedAnimeFanatic]

wtf a pear seriously? poor guy XD

[xLiikeThatx]

Wow Thats Sad I Bet He Just Sat There And Listened To A Cop Siren.

But That Shits Funny As Hell.



[retsea1]

@xLiikeThatx That's part of the reason I like him. You can he really observes stuff in order to turn it into comedy.

[xLiikeThatx]

Wow Thats Sad I Bet He Just Sat There And Listened To A Cop Siren.

[YunaShine]

@sheepblitzer

Don't like it don't comment. Nobody gives a shit if u don't like it.

Hahahahahahaha love this guy!!!

[sheepblitzer]

those aren't really jokes. he just describes things with alot of enthusiasm and people think it's funny. bunch of idiots

[retsea1]

@sheepblitzer Does comedy really have to a joke though? Sometimes all it takes it stating the obvious in a joking manner to get people to laugh. Same goes with dark comedy; dark comedy is simply the statement of something tragic that people laugh at. And I believe what he does is called observational comedy.

[sheepblitzer]

@retsea1 i know what its supposed to be. he's trying to be funny. what im saying is: he isnt. thats my opinion anyway. but then again i tend to think alot, unlike most.

[retsae1]

@sheepblitzer

[gold5627amy4738]

woo boop bu boop ALRIGHT R2!!!

[liljace69]

@AllOfThePrettyLights I believe he said "They shot at him"

[TheRicketts911]

ALRIGHT R2!



[KR33TAR]

"dad's drinkin' out of the juice carton again, that's a big no-no! pssht."

[MuffinMix42]

lol *takes bite and throws pear* IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!!

[AllOfThePrettyLights]

"they shotted him" xD :thats why they shotted"

[Leopardheart1011]

i love that.bite the pear and throw it

[jskittlesrox]

LMAO this is hilarious!!!

[curranod]

32 ppl are cops =)



[PresidentDRCI]

32 people eat pears like that.

[bhriguaneja]

How do people find this fun. He's justing telling you something totally random whilst moving himself like a dildo.

[chulawat]

32 people are cops and felt embarrassed XD

[avrilrocks55]

Some people take everything seriously.

[keyoty1228]

32

[JulietsMan]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT COMEDY IS? This doucher is not funny.

[Nuudom]

@JulietsMan ahahahaha...you should be a comedian : )

[aN1agnumber2]

"alright, R2!" hahahhaa XD

[Entei2000]

Last part is LOL

[chance437]

LOL "ALRIGHT R2!"

[TheCardinale16]

im not sure i understand why there's 27 dislikes?

[mclovin1JB]

lmfao! kkhhhh i like licorice over

[TheSummers19]

26 cops disliked this vid haha

[Deyviaedra]

26 people like the new siren.

[xXxunluvablexXx]

26 people must have been laughing so hard that they accidentally pressed the dislike button =)

[UtauHoshinachan1]

The cops really thought a guy in Arizona who was eating a pear had a grenade??? O.o

[Atemlover527]

After reading hundreds of comments all over yotube I've learned there are only 2 types of people: Those who LOVE Dane Cook, and those who HATE Dane Cook. There are no people who semi-stand Dane Cook.

I'm on the LOVE side, FYI.

[modestoca25]

not funny

[TheHugMonster]

24 people don't see the light of dane cook

[djembejambi]

wow, he actually sucks.

[MrSoulreaper100]

@djembejambi Wow, you actually have the most dry sense of humor I've ever seen. :D Ahahah, no. -.- Fix it.

[djembejambi]

@MrSoulreaper100 lol you wouldnt know comedy if it slapped you in the face.

but who am i to say? to each is own. Maybe one day you'll discover actually funny comics and realize how much this guy sucks, till then.

[chiaP3]

THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR D<

[bigdix34]

i wonder how many cops did this when they saw this video..lol

[soursweettooth]

that's how i eat pears.

[0331usmc1]

I love my siren!!

[SkinnyDean]

I fucking dyded with the pear grenade thing omg this dude had me rolling

[justinkatz441]

DANE COOK SUCKS. If you like him then you are just a sheep with zero taste in comedy.

[crazyjenius74]

@justinkatz441 Then why the hell are you watching? You clicked on it for a reason.

[aniame619]

@justinkatz441 haters going to hate and everyone know that your kind that hates good stuff. if he sucks then why is he still a comedian so go and dissolved away nobody

[justinkatz441]

@aniame619 He's still a comedian because there's an abundance of simple minded morons in this world.

[odisho100]

whats the title of this show

[wheninrome911]

19 people are cops, in Arizona. Who do a really good R2D2 Impression!

[doncashi]

ALRIGHT R2!!!!!

[ErikaItsME]

YA FUCKIN' DISCO.

[AnimeChick251]

I was eating ceral while watching this and just about choked when he yelled "OKAY R2!!!"

[TatankaOhitika1]

Yeah its not smart to eat while watching dane cooks standup : )

[fireofury]

@TatankaOhitika1 are you afraid a pear will blow up in your face? lol

[BlackForrestAirsoft]

It went from Florida to Arizona.... Which one is it?

[bustersuks]

what if they missed the guy and hit the gernade? (if it was a gernade) lol

[whiteguy2369]

@bustersuks what if you could not spell granade?lol

[k3v1nh]

@whiteguy2369 It's "grenade"

[whiteguy2369]

@k3v1nh it was a joke because he did not spell it right .....do ya get it ?

[bustersuks]

what if they missed the guy and shot the gernade? lol

[MsArrow313]

hahahahah dane cook is hilarious

[gummiebaerrs]

omg i am absolutely in love with this guy! haha

[ThisizGame101]

16 cops were watching this video..

[TheDaemons]

Not sure what that has to do with Arizona police, but whatever.

[daibadrumu]

@12magicboy You didn't get thumbs up you sad fuck

[Xxb3ast101xX]

hehe cominggg :P

[fightingspiritsgirl]

15 people were eating a pear and got shot!

[therunescapemasters1]

OK R2!

[Salvidor72]

why is dane cook not on t.v. anymore?

[bluedevil20091]

Oh man this guy is good. Lolz "I HEAR U!!" "U fuckin disco" haha luv that part!

[vik4286]

12 people got hit by a pear grenade

[Tylendal242]

I prefer his older version of that joke.

"HREAGH! THIS IS A DELICIOUS PEAR!"

[KoalaBear9526]

Wo wool waa Wo woo wupp wa Wo Wo wauupp lol.

[SkiingOnSnow21]

unless he was eating a pear like.....

[USAirForcePride]

Serve and Protect! Not one or the other : BOTH!!

[SeXcMxRaCer99]

i never get bored of him! haha <3

[demigrl21]

I HEAR YOU!YES UR COMING!!

[takanuvalover123]

that was funny as shiiiit

[ajbsb69]

Wuup, wuup, wuup wuup! I HEAR YOUUU!!! xD

[QuadRunner250]

i was in my car and a cop put his siren on just so ppl culd pull over n he culd get thru

[malfriction]

Good 0 dislikes

[xArmed911x]

@malfriction I noticed that..lol

[BiGwiLLySTylEzz4to0]

@xArmed911x ---> since then there has been 9 dislikes ...strange

[xArmed911x]

@BiGwiLLySTylEzz4to0 People just have to ruin a good thing.

[DemonVenomcat]

@xArmed911x It will be cos you mentioned it. If you had said nothing, you coulda basked in the glory of the giant nil.

[kauaitoastie]

@xArmed911x as soon as you point something like that out someone will change it XD

[killosouth]

@xArmed911x and now there's 27 .. sadly

[AndersonRamirez7]

@xArmed911x 29 dislikes now *Sadface*

[linkueiwarroir]

@AndersonRamirez7 People take it tooooo seriously I Like dane cook his jokes are funny and seeing impressions same reaction just funny. I don't take sides I just wanna see the comedy.

[thesunflowerwarrior1]

@xArmed911x stoopid ppl, i got 32 dislikes now... i agree w u, stoopid ppl, ruining good things...

[Mrtheunnameable]

@xArmed911x nnow 34

[yellowroses23]

@BiGwiLLySTylEzz4to0 since then 20 more! wtf???

[rachelzworld]

@malfriction 12 dis..i likes :D....but no seriously 12 dislikes :(

[1purplemimi]

@malfriction 15..... Maybe I should "like" it..

[lawilm]

@malfriction since that there is now 20 peckerheads

[WackyWorldDude]

@malfriction good going bro

[Fallenkitty30]

@malfriction 9 months later there's only 24.

[RadioBugg]

@malfriction Not any more. :C

[americanGTA]

i didnt steal ur butterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[packersplayer119]

in another video he said that pear thing happened in florida haha he made that shit up!!!

[TheJakers9110]

@packersplayer119 who cares?! its funny

[PreciseArrow1]

@TheJakers9110

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[wolf25705]

@packersplayer119 well,duh.face it dude,reality sucks.you gotta make shit up.

[Eddy9412]

@packersplayer119 he didn't make that story up, it was real.

Sxephil told me (y) .. and i read that article

[xArmed911x]

@Eddy9412 sxephil is halrious! When did he talk about this?

[XskillyXdillyXdonutX]

@packersplayer119 no shit ya dumb fuck! hes a comedian god you idiot lol

[Angelique3391]

lol hahaha i neva knew that pear story actually happend and i live in az lmao

[petliaka]

I gotta try the thing with the Pear....

[autobotwindracer]

Holy lol how do fuck that up unless he was eating a pear like this lol pricless