Day 60 - Ol' Farts

[lindajuet]

old people are maniacs and should move quicker

[theelmo07]

60. Idk i work as a cashier and the older ppl are usually some of my favorite customers they're always so nice and sometimes funny. except when they take too long at the register and i got a line backed up .haha.

[alinutzahotice]

60. I like old people. I just don't like their attitude towards everything and everybody. That's it *puppy eyes*

Fav word: "vicious"

[KrazzyTalker]

You always talk about being short....how tall are you?

[shompeh]

well you know that's how nature works.. as you get older, your metabolism slows down.. it's inevitable. you just gotta deal with it.

[youareadork247]

i'm a cna so I kinda have to like old people.

[GirlOf92]

This video is funny because I work at a nursing people lol

[TashaLynn89]

don't feel bad when i get old and start to shrink i'll be shopping in the kids clothing lol

[TheCocoPuffzLady]

so true, Alex. and old ppl especially get 'krazy' during bingo. o.O. i've been a witness. i'm 18 yrs. old and i like playing bingo! *yay*. lol. i wish old ppl wouldn't take it so seriously. <3.

[ConfusedSharpies2194]

old people scare me. im scared i'll be walking down the street and one will just drop dead.

[PunkRebelPrincess]

they smell. they need diapers. :| they drive too slow. &! they take forever at the grocery store.

:|

GOOD THINGS!

they give you money...

[allmytictacs]

love the Sandlot reference!

[IdyutKittie11]

:/ it sounds like "Today I'm going to talk about senior shitizens"

[D3GRASSi]

lmao :D

[teesa2009]

lol! yes, taking care of old peeps is just like taking care of kids! =P

[Amanda79]

haha that is all very true.

old ppl are very hilarious

[xstarbucksjunkie]

hahaha i love this xD it's so true.

[gatsbygirl14]

i love old people!!!

cute doggie! =]

[johnlim90]

sometimes they talk to much... :|

[lifesabeach0920]

haha.... old people.

southern old people are HI-larious. i love 'em.

[lalalizbeth]

it sure was hot in LA yesterday.... i'm here for two more days after today.... :p  old people smell funny

[dman529]

wow lucky you baking hot I'm freezing my but of here in -30 C weather.

[bubblerap150]

I love my grandparents,they're awesome but some old people can get very(very) annoying lol

[FOBxPATDxAwesome]

most of the old people I know are pretty cool. My grandma acts way younger than she is and is always active. and most of her friends are like her.

but there is one old lady I know who is the exact opposite, and she pretty much hates me but I haven't seen her in a while.

all in all I like old people :)

[SnappyProductions]

old people have like degressed to become like in the stage of a baby again

i don't wanna be like a typical old person

[caraaryana]

old ppl are so adorable!!

ppl's bodys shrink as they get older, but their ears and noses keep growing

[AirplaneEatsSky23]

Adorable? Alright...

[ohshesavegetarian]

i always say senior citizens are a driving hazard.

seriously, they need to be put through a general driving course/test every two years or something once they're old enough.

they already check senior citizens' hearing, [which is disheartening because as much as you blare your horn they still don't fucking move fast enough...you at least know they can hear it] so why not go the whole stretch and see if they can, in fact, DRIVE?

god!

sorry. end of rant. -.-

[xLaFee]

I've ben wondering for a while now, since you always say that you're little.. What do you think as little? Cause I'm like 5.3 and I really AM small.

About the old people, you're totally right..

[bella7770]

man, i wish i could take my teeth out...lol

[jcm726]

You arrogant whippersnapper ! I'll kick your ass ! Hmmm, where did I put my shoes?? And who's got the alzheimer's huh?? You put your fool cap on BACKWARDS! Damn kids. Where are my shoes?? Kick his ass.. hmmm. zzzzzzzzzzzz

[JayFaVi]

Old people move slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter :D

[Cynlamar123]

hahahaah "They're Cute, They're Little, But They Can Be Vicious"

I Don't Know About You Guys But Everytime I Saw My Grandmother She Would Always Make Some Kind Of Awesome Dessert!!!

~♥~♥~♥~

[CrunkBeeInYourBonnet]

elderlies are

sexy [[lmfao]],

feisty,

have really soft/squishy skin,

& smell blaind.

=]] xxxxx

[livingdeadgrl777]

LOL

"i'm bakin' like a toasted cheeser, it's so hot out here!"

the sandlot<33 haha yayyy. [:

[yourfavoriteamerican]

ahh.. im caught up that took forever... but i enjoyed every minute of it

[taddoo7]

old people aren't angry.. they just don't have patients for todays youth that just doesn't give a crap about anything!.. but ya.. the driving thing kinda sucks.. they can fly in their little Power Scooters though!

[ItaliaBella4666]

haha

there was this little italian couple that went to me church. well b4 it closed. but they wer soooo cute. lol

[Humorologist8]

i think old people are so cute! and they're great because they never get embarrassed when they fart in public... and they can get away with it without having people laughing at them.

[EGLLO619]

i dont like driving behind elderly people, its soo annoying

ahhh

hahaha

[DesertFawn]

hahah sooo true! It's so annoying driving behind elderly people ..

they should be banned from driving period ! lol

[yaxofossiad]

LMAO!! Agreed! Old people are soo vicious! So mean, and they say anything, they just don't care...Haha I'm imagining you old...

[Yulyu89]

I don't want to offend anyone but I don't like old people at all, they're nefarious and the way they think about a lot of things is just awful.

[XxPinkxTinkxX007]

I sing for old people all the time.

It's really cute when they sing along.

And funny when they fall asleep.

Not so great when they're mean.

[Yulyu89]

Día 60: Hablando de ciudadanos mayores...

[candysmiles11]

old people r awesome and i know it was so hot today wow

[finchiphile]

when i was 5, some old lady scolded me for chasing birds. i still fear senior citizens.

[tillygirl02]

I wanna meet you when you're an old person and watch you take your teeth out.

[LoLoGirl404]

hahahahaha I loveeee this video XD

[toriavic2]

I agree 100% with this video. i work in a nursing home so i know what your talking about. lol. vicious yes! hug and squeeze them...no. lol.

[southrnsweety88]

"They're cute, they're little... but they can be vicious."

Perfect XD You describe my grandmother to a tee... lol. She's a cool old lady though. :)

5 stars

[alwaystextback]

HAHAHAHAHA totally perfect.

"maybe they need their depends changed."

[xxMeMexx1395]

haha-"there cute, there little but they can be vicious"

-"the second min you wanna jus put something in there prune juice or insure.

i luv old people but not the cranky ones

[itsurgrlv]

im so mad that your weather is nice. with the wind chill it is -1 here right now. im freezing! we need to trade places. seriously! you will never complain of the heat again. on to old pple. my grandma is my fav. ol fart. shes funny! everytime she farts she covers her mouth and laughs. we asked her why she covers her mouth when she laughs at her farts cause she never covers it any other time she laughs and she said cause her mom told her she would get fart in her teeth

[AllyBii]

you're freezing? you should come here and then your -1 wouldnt be so bad. it's -26 here with the windchill :S

[beautifuldisaster13]

I don't know why but when you said "Hell, when I get old I'm gonna be like 3ft tall" I burst out laughing for like 2 minutes lol

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

It looks so nice over there.

Over here everything is grey and cold and dead-looking, and we got flurries this morning.

[your0average0nobody]

Well an older person threw screws at me at work the other day cause he din't want to try the self checkouts, But the stories they tell are awesome

[Morlaboborla]

OMG! im jealous its going to snow like 10 inches in Virginia, and then it will get hot.....and then cold...and then hot. I wish it would just make up its mind.

and yeah i had a step grandpa with one arm....we called him "one armed moe" ahhhh good times.

it awkward when old people re marry.

[Anymoo]

It's been so hot out here!

I agree about old people driving terribly. I had to deal with driving behind an old lady today in a one lane street. Awful!

[eSilva90]

i dont like mean old people

[loserluigi]

Quesadillas are so good. what kind was that?

omg, I hate when you're in a rush, and you need to be somewhere, yet you have everything as an obstacle.

old people are fun and witty sometimes. I can't imagine working at a senior citizen's home, though... I'd feel so bad when something wrong happens. It'd break my heart :(

but yes, just have people drive them around. haha jk <3 Old Peeps FTW! Unless they are old creepers...

[ketio]

Haha

Great its an Eagle!!

[plokis246]

rawr

[DominikDays]

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