how to board the suburban line in rush hour tokyo

[Bamseskutt]

Thought this was an instructional video, you SUCK.

Ok I have an instruction, I will use this one any time there, and I promise I will get a sqare meter space around me> Make the worst egg fart ever.

[0LaSeRMaN0]

i think there is food for free in the train :D

[klutch20]

hehe i was on the roof :)

[AN225brando]

now...will they blend?!?

[MrJakis39]

train.zip

[SmirnovNikolay]

жара.. тип в белом плаще)))

[SmirnovNikolay]

жара



[Ebuoslov]

Пичалька.

[3a4ucTkaToMck]

Дикость...

[andr00123]

by the time they get in, another train would come -.-

[portnjazhka]

@andr00123 same idea

[hugohim]

Very sad.

[RuFfLeSs]

imagine if you board in on the wrong train as the first one

[Lumennon]

Embarrassing.

[slowloris]

Wow - I couldn't help but laugh all the way through that. That is utterly ridiculous!

[drav1dan]

@1:32 Someone's clothes are caught between the doors.

[zlcoolboy]

Well, I guess they are safe from falling, and they have some cushioning in case of an accident. XD

[xxxWWFANxxx]

and i thought it was bad over here (montreal) OO, oh those crazy japanese always continue to surprise me :P

[youngmasterpete]

what if you got a boner

[ClockEyer]

lol and i thought riding the train here (calgary) was bad

[jonnyhomag]

OMG i don't believe this, it can't be legal or right hahaha

[publicsharer01]

hahaha so funny!

[Krodestrah]

this is srs bsns getting on this train

[atzetoni]

rediculos

[AstroMayan]

Every one of these videos has a fart joke with the most thumbs up.

[vstman]

Stockholm's subways can be densely packed, but this video seams to make them empty!

[AntaresBFJX]

haha omg i love this

[davebournemouth]

if you did that to animals,the RSPCA would sue you !!

Sardines have a better time,at least they can lay down.

[rozbolle]

this is absolutely crazy!

[eeti27]

So how do u get out of there?

[CASADINHAS]

sheap japs, sheap japs, sheap japs!!!!

[eatmytool1]

LMFAO!!! that is some crazy shit!!!

[Diatomus]

Are they alive there?

[jfjenofhrenon]

claustrophobia nightmare? ;-)

[mobspeak]

lol woot the foook

[MMARIC20]

Now thats what they call efficiency !!!!!!!

[Krys1304]

London really doesn't seem that bad anymore.... Seriously though, the rail authority responsible for that line (I know Tokyo has loads of different systems) should find a way to increase line capacity as that would get VERY messy in an accident.

[CursedAnafem]

they all are so weird

[lg65993]

ここまでして家庭を維持しようと頑張る人々。日本の誇りです。

[CopyRezo36]

What would be more efficient would be to open the top of the train and have everyone jump in. Or have an atendent stand by with a sword and cut off the arms and limbs of those still stuck outside the doors.

[RuFfLeSs]

@CopyRezo36 that made my day haha xD

[RomanorumVita]

LMFAO

[FurinaD]

One word.......

MooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!­

[Idellle]

I would cry if I have to go with that full merto. I don't like croud places

[aangke]

00:11

[ClevSleaz]

Писец, а ребята в белых перчатках. Вот это обслуживание! У нас за бесплатно ты только дубинкой по еплу схлопотать можешь...

[parazitus]

i never see people from japan chating on the net. and there's no japanese here to say something?

[roydamanna]

they lucky that my mom wassen't on that train.. she wouldent fit trust me! ;p

[monkfarmer]

LOL

[kkiimmxx]

That's not police, these guys are there to make sure everybody 'gets on the metro'.

[rosenpurple]

interesting job, lol

[ngiaxop06]

wow, never seen before such stupid crowd and police assholes.

Αν το έκαναν στην Ελλάδα θα τους είχαμε γαμήσει ότι είχαν και δεν είχαν. Τετοιο βρυσίδι θα θυμότουσαν για πολύ καιρό.

[PanosL1]

ti na tous gamiseis file..einai oles karatekes.. den einai astynomia..tous plironei to metro mono gi afto to logo..gia na sproxnoun...tous lene oshiya..megali malakia pou mono stin iaponia prepei na ginete xoris na leei kaneis tipota

[ngiaxop06]

ναι ρε φίλε, μου το είπαν και εμένα ότι είναι κάτι σαν σεκιουριτι και πληρώνονται για να σπρώχνουν. Το μετρό της Ιαπωνίας πρέπει να είναι ο παράδεισος των πορτοφολάδων και κλεφτών. Πάντως στην Ελλάδα τέτοια πρακτική αποκλείεται.

[CarlitosWayz12]

Imagine if you just wanted to get off the next stop but you are deep inside the carriage....tense lol

[Ognyann]

This is ridiculous.

[HipposRockSocksss]

omg can they breathe lmao XD

[zart3k]

asian ahhaha they are already stupid nation ahaha xD

[TransportBoy]

why are they pushing them in there is no point anyway

[conrump]

lol a claustrophobic person's worst nightmare!

[F4TguyNaLiLcoat]

and we thought mexicans were good at packing alot of people in tight places lol!!!

[SouthSho450]

what kind of nation is that ?!

i feel like goin over there and say: ''what the fuck are you doin y'all stupid brainless bodies of flesh and bones ? Cant yall see it dont make sense ?!....Riot in the streets !! Fuckin DO something !!! FUCK!!

but we all know you wont do shit......yall too busy to get home and start it all over again the next morning......LAAAAMMMMEEE !!!

[serhiykotyk]

+ на двери акцызну марку)))

[AnimeBlahnesss]

that iz just sad lolz

[anti0tigani]

fucking robots

[Awad021]

All aboard the fail train :p

[jonconlon]

Who farted?

[kastie]

i don't think anyone can fart in there

[praetorian2150]

wow thats intense for just getting to work. if there was ever a derailment or an accident OMG

[brigitteleblanc]

Imagine if a pregnant woman would have to take this train...

[frkhlm]

A pregnant woman would never get on a train in rush our in Tokyo...

[blessboss]

@frkhlm but a non-pregnant woman will become pregnant on a train in rush our in Tokyo!!!

[carlosdavids777]

vean el trasmilenio de bogota es peor JAJA :S

[newsmaniaingaidai]

hey, this is like 20 years ago....

besides, its not a subway but a suburban train.

[lusteraliaszero]

its not twenty years old atall, and nowadays its really not better, theres still being hired ppl solely to push ppls into the train

[newsmaniaingaidai]

when was it filmed then?

...well, the guys pushing people are either station staffs or students with part-time job...they're not hired only to push people..lol

[scopein79]

That's just crazy. How unfortable should it be! Wonder if someone ever died that way.

[JasmineRodriguez9]

I agree.The people can get stuck.funny.I'd rather walk then be forced like that to get in.Well not firce.Well you know what I mean

[resuractor]

tetoia zwa pou eivai kala tous ekavav oi amerikavoi kai tous eriksav pnrnvika

kai evtelei 2 bompes liges tous ntave

[pfosmich1994]

OMG

[mavina59]

Anyway, maybe it's insane, but in other places, no one would accept it, in Japan, it's normal. I prefear their mentality, much more respect... ;)

I live in Tokyo and I already was in that situation and it's insane but it's not that bad...

[newsmaniaingaidai]

yeah...it's quite normal and it is common sense for guys livin in Tokyo like me...

but i do understand why people outside Japan feel strange looking at us....i used to live in the states...

it could be an equivalent of rush hour in NY with more people using trains&subways rather than cars...

we also have trouble car traffic jams, but we've got traffic jams for trains in addition to that...

so, please don't call us "insane" or "crazy"...just a difference of cultures..

[swiftasia]

Come on man, this is insane period.  A industry nation that has millions of people should prepare to transport them adequately.

[SouthSho450]

its not the fact you're squeezed in the subway......this is ok for me so far....

its because there are some guys paid to push people in....THIS IS RIDICULOUS

i would knock out one of those no doubt....

fuck TOKYO !!!

and i DO call you insane !!!

i imagine the government saying : '' i know what we will do against that traffic...lets hire some freaks that will shove people in the train......yeah great idea !!! WHATEVER !!

im glad to be caucasian !!!!

[DefinatelyYes]

OMG...This is...Unbelievable...

[priormusica]

This is insane :):):)

[xxxlgolddotcom]

azta de durva, a BKV is ilyen lesz nemsokára...

[Trasherxx]

And it fits!

[soulista]

three thoughts:

1. "that's what I call service..."

2. "did someone ever died in those cars?"

3. "Last stop? auschwitz?"

[TheHolyMane]

auschwitz lol

[MizHydee251]

I saw this in a commercial! I dunno what the name of the company was called... :P

[dvar21]

this is not the only please this happens I am from caracas venezuela and the employes don do that but the passengers do , and the wagen are a bit smallers

[soccertsb]

good thing the japanese are so dern small

[LabRat4680]

Wow. Thats wild

[scottishlowoflow]

these trains are already about 14 cars long

[decline2state]

If the trains already have 14 cars, they need more train lines. This can't be an efficient way to move millions of people. It looks like the commuter trains in India.

[hannahgrace90]

The problem is that Japan already has more train lines than most developed nations--and because it's so expensive to live in the city, lots of people have to live in outside towns and commute using the trains. Really they should just make Tokyo a cheaper place to live.

[newsmaniaingaidai]

well, i do hope Tokyo should be a cheaper place to live, but look at London or Moscow....it's even more expensive to live there...

[carcosa]

They should make the doors be on the top of the train and swing shut vertically so that the conductors can jump up and down on people and then stand on the doors to get them even more packed.

Why not just add another car to the train?

[Jokurr87]

jesus christ