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  • Step 1)Call the waiter to your table

    Step 2) Say "Bitch this food taste like shit"

    Step 3) Throw the food at her

    Done.

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  • Or do it my way the duchebag way.

    Step 1)look at the food

    Step 2)Call that whore over to your table

    Step 3)Throw your plate at her

    Step 4)say:I said rare you skank!

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  • CRAP! i don't have a diploma..

  • Meanwhile in Africa

  • Next: How to walk out of the restaurant

  • step 1: dont be a complaining bitch and eat the food because there are people around the world who are starving and would kill to be you -_-

  • Bitch thats not how you make a sandwich! 

  • @freemoney911 LOL!

  • @hotdogloco12345 hahaha

  • Step 1) Shove in the waiter's face

    DONE!!

  • my dish came late, I ended up not paying for it! :D

  • We went to portillos with my dad and me and my sister were eatin burgers then she pulled out a long blonde curly hair! Her hair is short and brown!!!!!!

  • I got a half off pizza because the bottom was burnt once.

  • If it's fucked up send it back -_-

  • 0:43 uh yeah I would like to send this meal back..It's moving

  • Lol I remember at pizza hut there was a bee with no head and garlic butter pouring out of it lmao

  • whenever i'm at a restaurant and i see someone request their food be taken back i can only think about the scene from Waiting where they spit and put pubes in the food.

  • Is it just me or did everything look really tiny in the beginning? Like mini forks and spoons and plates?

  • Step 1 be Gordon Ramsay you done enjoy :D

  • step one: eat the food

    Step two: Throw up

    Optional: Throw up on the cook

  • My workmates complain about the food in the canteen, and they always ask if they could order something else, which tbh, the food in the canteen is rubbish and the staff are half useless

  • one day i went to mc donalds orderd a classic chicken sandwich and took the food homw with me and i ordered it with no mayonase and pickles on it and tomatoe on the side but the idiots made it with no pickles a crap loads of mayonaise like half a jar and the tomatoes where in the freaking sanwich getting all soft a soggy with the warmth of the chicken and bun and i was freaking pisst i was about to go back and fucking tie them up and torture them asking them why the fuck they mess up my order.

  • @GreenCoaster13 because the people making it probably didn't know what you requested. they just make sandwiches how they're meant to be made. you can easily scrape off the mayonnaise.

  • @BrightNeonColourz thats not the point i said with pickles and tomatoe on side scrapping the mayo off is not the solution besides they even type up un thei computer no mayo add pickles and they still go fucking on and do the fuckng opposite they make sandwiches how the customer wants not how they want it gosh your reply is so dumb saying they didint know they made it how its meant to be wow how do they not know what i requested its what the customer wants not what they want your comment is shit.

  • @GreenCoaster13 if my comment is dumb then why don't you just ignore it?

  • @BrightNeonColourz cuz my account notifies me for new replies or messages duhh besides you made no point nor sense in either of your comments its my sandwich my order its what i want not what the people who work there want >:P >:O >:(

  • I once went to this restraunt and I ordered lemonade a porterhouse steak and a greek salad, I think the waiter messed up my order cause they gave me, Diet coke, small salad with ranch & crutons on it and instead of my steak they gave me pork chops ( I dont eat pig cause im trying to avoid swine flu

  • @66LoveDove i don't think swine flu is cause by pigs.... OMG YOU"RE THAT GUY FROM THE HOWCAST LOLLIPOP VIDEO!!!

  • I ordered a salad with dressing on the side and the waitress gave me a salad COVERED in salad dressing. And she gave me a regular coke instead of diet >.<

  • hey you dirty bast3rd! *points waiter* im not gonna eat this sh1t! is yo wife cooking or wut?

  • BITCH THIS AINT WHAT I ORDERED!!!

  • Once i went to McDonalds, the guy messed up my order like 4 times(No, I am not exagerating) All they did was "Fix" It and gave me a coupon for free kids fries -_- and still, in the end, I still had to eat a burger that wasn't my order.

  • One time they forgot to make my dads food so they took it off the bill!

  • they should give advice from my sister

  • all you really need is a good arm and good aim....

  • if the food looks disgusting, why should the chef be offended???

  • @b0b0holic heres a better question. i watch hells kitchen. why would the chef let it out of the kitchen????

  • @cddot that doesn't even make sense! That's not how you SEND BACK food, it's you order it, and it either tastes ...yeah, or you got the wrong order. XD haha, unless you don't refer going to jail lmao;P

  • My cousin got a burger from Sizzler(cuz i said i wanted to go to sizzler cuz i just graduated.)and not only was she the last to eat,there was blonde hairs in her food!(SHE HAS DARK BROWN HAIR)and she called the waiter over.They took it back but it was a long time before she got to eat it.it didnt get taken off the tab, but she got coupons.POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE!

  • the fork and knife is wrong, the fork should be on the left side and the knife should be on the right side -_- wow just wow....

  • @international4life1 What is they are lefty....?

  • The only time I've ever done that is when I was at Red Robin and there was a sticker in my burger and then they brought it back again and there was raw meat on the inside (no lie) so they were like "Do you want something free" and I was like "nah im good" Cuz if i go somewhere and they mess up TWICE , I dont really want their food anymore. Ya know?

  • "if ur at a biz dinner only send food back if it poses health risk"

    yeah show your possible biz partners that you are ok with sub par product as long as nobody dies. go ahead and just pull that hair off cause it prolly wont kill you, don't worry about the grossness that could have been avoided. every video i watch from this howcast just makes me more and more upset at the human race for being a bunch of fucking morons!

  • The only time I've ever sent somthing back at a resturant was at a P.F. Changs when I asked the waiter ahead of time to point out something without Seafood in it (the only food capable of sending me into anaphylactic shock. a.k.a. stop breathing and prob. die). When it got to the table it had shrimp in it.

  • Tell them your uncle is Gordon Ramsay.

  • I went to starbucks and I had bought a smoothie. It was horrible so the lady that worked there gave me a hot chocolate for free because she could tell I didnt like it.

  • @xKoolkatb24x yeh i think all their smoothies r horrible

  • WHAT KIND OF RESTURANT IS THIS

    MY FOOD IS SPEWING GREEN GAS

    HELLLP MEE

    EVIL GREEN SMOOKYYY FISSSH]

  • we went out to dinner last night and EVERYTHING was cold and it looked like the stake hadn't been cooked and i even think they left it sitting on a table for an hour then gave it to us cause it took like 50 minutes for them to get it to the table we were at

  • my dad went to kroger to get a pork roast, they ovecharged by $2 he pointed it out..... and got a FREE $20 porkroast  and it was AWESOME just be polite, it works

  • Say "Ummm Waiter There is A Dead Guy in my Soup"

  • If you're in the right in sending it back and are polite and they do spit on the food or do some other vile thing to it, sue the hell out of the them. People who are polite and want to eat out have a right to get what they order, how they order it. All of you who are saying, "Oh they'll just spit on it...I've seen it. Don't send it back" are probably the same ones would do that to someone's food or stand around and watch someone else do it and not say anything.

  • In a calm and friendy voice "WTF IS THIS".

  • @linkthemain HAHAHA! good one!

  • 1:05 good one

  • Lol @ ChinesePikachu's nuggets.

  • exactly!! u should never do that!!! some people tend to spit in it the 2nd time!!

  • how to get free spit in your food at a restaurant 

  • Next up: How To Turn Ice Into Water

  • @ilovezac126 Holy Sh*t, Tell Me How!!!

  • @ilovezac126 Oh thank God. I need that video. When will it be coming out? I just bought the ice and it's starting to melt.

  • @ilovezac126 Close,they have "How to turn water into Ice"

  • @ilovezac126 they actually did that...

  • Unless it is a real restaurant with a real chef, or owner operated, you best bet is to just get up, pay your check and go somewhere else. Corporately owned restaurants have minimum wage folks in the back who would just spit in whatever was sent back, pop it in the microwave and send it back out to you.

  • @RatRob69

    fuck that! i'm not paying unless i'm happy. i pay for what i get not what i expected.

  • Step 7: USE THE NUKE IN U BAG!!!

  • @CoolConejo

    seriously? You are so rude! Like you don't eat out, and never send your food back because it isnt made right!

  • just say:BITCH YOU GOT MY ORDER WRONG!!

    

  • Haha, this video is funny. It's crap too. It doesn't matter if it was the kitchen's fault, 9 times out of 10 they still screw with it because they don't like being bothered. Trust me...I worked there and saw it happen all the time. But go ahead, follow the video...just don't complain about the semen.

  • I am always the one who has to send food back. Either I get hair or its undercooked just be polite.

  • Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

  • JESUS CHRIST IS GOD, that's clear. He said: I and the Father are one. Seek Him and get saved !

  • Send your food back = you Get a guy that jacks off in to your food, Spits in your food, or takes some shit in your food. thats what 95% of servers do. Trust, i know. I used to work at places like this as a teen. i never personally did anything to the food, but if youa re such a lazy cunt that you need to have someone else prepare it for you, then you better love and eat up every delicious special bite you get. It happens all the time...;) you miserable fucks lol

  • How to send food back.

    Meal

    Chef

    Simply say, "I ORDERED STEAK! WHERE IS IT?!?!?!"

    They might yell at you that you need to calm down, but stand up make scene, demand a refund, then take a gulp of your drink, spit it out, throw it at the chef or manager, and run to car before the police come. :D

    Well, atleast thats what I would do.

  • throw it at the chef

  • Next time your at a resturaunt by yourself. Order a steak. Rare. Take one bite out of the steak, then stand up obstrusivly and shout (in maybe an italian accent) WTF IS THIS! I ASK FOR A RARE STEAK AND I GET THIS OVERCOOKED SHIT! I DEMAND ANOTHER STEAK. When they bring your another one make sure is very bloody before you attept this. repeat the other steps. Then replace over cooked with undercooked and I demand another steak with good day to you sirs..

  • my mocha i got from denny's didn't taste right the way i wanted it.. and i thought i was the only one but when my friend drink his he said it has no flavor the lady had hard hearing or something.. and kept saying u should stir it.. and were like.. we did it taste like water... and then she's all like.. ohh.. like she didn't know what she was doing.. and we just told her to give us orange juice instead

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    Which means for one whole day no-one will visit youtube. This is to show the

    owners of youtube, that they are turning a great video sharing site, into

    a corporate money-making tool. We want vevo and other companies out.

    Do your part, copy and paste this onto other videos, and give this comment a thumbs up

  • Have you people never seen the movie Waiting???? You DO NOT ever send your food back EVER!!!

  • @biggestMetallicAfan especially if ur a bitch like that one bitch

  • @riddick0846 Well that bitch just deserved it period.

  • I never send my food back if they mess it up. I am always afraid they'll do something bad to it like spit in it or put something worst in the mix.... I just complain politely and go on my way to a different place or go home and fix something great.

    I had a co-worker who's second job was at a restaurant and she admitted to me that when people send food back, all of the cooks got in a line and each spit on the plate!... I'm sure this isn't the ridiculous custom of every restaurant though.

  • Oh, waiter my bacon and eggs are forming a smile at me!

  • now what the hell looks wrong with the acon and eggs

  • I found a button in my Fettuccine Alfredo once. The server realized it was his shirt's button.

  • I once found glasses in my salad, and the waiter didn't believe me. even when my mouth bleeded.

  • @xsugarloafx I guess they accidentally broke something at the kitchen ;-(

  • this is true once I found a little dandelion pettle like thing and told mom she told the waitress and she said do you what a new burger I said no hoping to get a free burger then I asked for ice cream they gave me a free birthday ice cream

  • Step 7: Check for loogies in your meal when it comes back.

  • That is a good one. I work at a big hotel restaurant / room service. People get their meal in their room, then they call us back, saying there's a hair on the plate. We usually don't believe 'em. You have to be very nice and understanding, but its usually not taken off the bill!

  • One of my friend and he was the delivery guy, the customer got pissed at him, and he spit on his food and send it back to the customer, they didnt notice >o<

  • the comments are always funny.

  • my friend sometimes vomits in his plate and calls the waiter and they give him everything free

  • what if your having a burger, and you take a bite and theres a bug in it?

  • @jace11c

    Then you have to debug it! HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Kunibuler haha. your punny.

  • my friend actually cum on a customer's food when he was working at this burger joint....i dont know how he did it, but he did, it's gross

  • Tell them politely that you don't like it and get something else. Most waiters are polite and can keep a secret.

  • lol "without disrespecting the chef" fuck the chef, hes the one that messed it up in the first place

  • LMAO!!UNDERCOOKED FISH IS ALIVE!!

  • They'll probably just spit on it and send it back

  • @ThePearI I always carve an X on the bottom of whatever it is, so I know if they send the same thing back.

  • @ThePearI and if youre ugly, they take a wizz on it

  • lol undercooked and stale rofl

  • If you want something to taste "the way you want it to taste" you need to fix it yourself. If you like the way a restaurant fixes something then eat there. If you dont like the food...I'm sure there are other restaurants around to better suit your needs.

  • the way i see it im paying for the meal so i should get what i want the way i want it to taste. not saying i'll be a little B about it but im not gonna pay for crappy. if i wanted crappy food i'd have my dad cook.

  • I rember eating at a restrant and spoting a slug in my salad. needless to say i complained

  • I hate when the server serves people who came later before me.

  • Poor service and loud kids piss me off

  • I had gotten chicken nuggets or whatever at an Olive Garden and they were cold, so I sent them back... Guess what they did to fix the problem...?

    THEY PEALED OFF THE SKIN AND GAVE THE SAME CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK TO ME. Wow...just.....wow....

  • Wow.

  • Are you serious!

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah i got an italin soda was just a soda with flavoring it was blegh

  • @ChinesePikachu hahahahaha

  • Places only do stuff to food if the person is an asshole, and the waiter tells them to. I know because I have done so myself, both on the cooking end and waiter end. There is no problem if the food really isn't how your ordered it. AND another things is, DONT go out to eat if you CANT/DONT tip 15% min for good service, why you ask. Because servers remember ass holes and crap tips and get their pay back in their own way lol.

  • so you are saying that waiters are a-holes because they already get paid for their job and still think they should receive tips? Not everyone can give tips and it doesn't mean they are A-holes.

  • getting payed $2.65 is not something to consider as fair payment. We work for our tips, and if you can't afford to tip your server fairly you shouldn't go out to eat. By your comment you would have the stereotype of being black because most black people don't tip well. Say what you want but its true.

  • I'm not black and even if I was it wouldn't be a problem.

    Doctors don't want tips for being nice and I don't ask for tips for doing my work.

    Tips are a way of a custumer toplease the waiter for his work, it's a formality used to look good to others (even for the waiter)

    If tipping is necessary for having a good service it should come on the bill.

    and you can complain about the payment but the truth is people work really hard for the money they spend at a restaurant just as well.

  • You must really have a simple mind for not being able to understand a simple sentence. PAYMENT of $2.65 vs. even a minimum wage job.. So you think that you shouldn't tip a waiter because we get a whole $2.65 OH WOW THATS ENOUGH TO LIVE ON....NOT! Working my way through college and let me guess daddy payed for all your shit, so there fore you don't know what its like to work a restaurant/or any other job that takes more than standing there saying...your sick (yes i know there's more to it).

  • if you don't like that job just get another, don't go spitting on people's food or treat them bad because your job suck.

    And stop trying to guess how my life is because you got it all wrong. I work on a firm and I take care of the suppliers, and I'm in the second year of college. Happy?

    Maybe they were fooling you giving you less than the minimun wage, ou should have complaint about that instead of thinking you DESERVE extra payment for doing your work..

    And I'm sick yes, I have a flu atm. hehe

  • WOW you still miss the point, THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING A SERVER IS FOR TIPS! Servers are supposed to get tipped therefore we get payed less than minimum wage, I know I am right! So you might as well stop wasting your time.... And btw the job is good when ppl tip (like they are supposed to do) because you are being WAITED ON. so yes i'll keep on spiting in ppls food or start for that matter if i recognize them from a past visit.

  • actually tips are courtesy (even if it is common) and not required because if they were they WOULD be on the bill... it's not the diner's fault that you are expected to get a tip and therefore get payed very little.. you knew what you were getting when you started working there and finding a job with minimum wage isn't that hard (I'm 14 and have a job) and I agree that if you deserve it then a tip is nice but not all waiters deserve or should get a tip.

  • Alright KID, that conversation was over two weeks ago so don't even try to barge in on something that is no longer being disgust. And IF you read all my comments you would see that no where did i say ALL servers should get tipped. You being 14 don't even have a quarter of the experience or knowledge that i have on real world experiences, not trying to be rude but you don't.

    With that being said I will NOT waste my time with you on this matter, so your response will go unnoticed if you do reply.

  • So you are a 56 year old waiter working your way through college? I can see why you are such an angry dickhead.

  • haha your a dumb ass aren't you. That was a rhetorical question, yes you are a dumb ass lol 56 man you fail haha.

  • Umm, not exactly sure how I fail. You have no clue how rhetorical questions work. My post was an actual rhetorical question, yours is just two incoherent statements. Much like all your others in this thread. BTW, answering your own rhetorical question makes you a retard. You might try and get a refund from what ever community college you are putting yourself through. Better yet, kill yourself.

  • OMG a youtube bully haha, man you sure have no life trying to stir up an argument, and yes you do fail, because you feel the need to try and make yourself feel smart bye getting on a website that lets anyone post comments, videos, and "tuff" remarks on a site instead of face to face, do to the fact that your a small pathetic excuse of a human being and a waste of a soul. So do us a favor and stop consuming the air that we need, since you only use it to spend your life wasting time on youtube in

  • a pathetic excuse at an attempt to down grade someone who has a life that you only wish you could have, being not wasted on a screen being a tuff guy because your to big of a pussy to confront people in real life, face to face.

    I'm done wasting my time with you grub, and any reply to this will just reinforce my statement of you having no life. And thus you admitting that I am right and you FAIL.

  • "face to face"? Is that how you spit into peoples food? Spitting into peoples food is some real tough-guy stuff. It's not cowardly and childish. The only douche trying to be ""tuff"" is you. I'm just making sure you are aware of what a cock sucking toad you are, using the only format I can reach you with. Sorry if I can watch videos while I make $, instead of having to beg for spare change (tips). Since your obviously only 16, let me put it another way - Your poor and smell like AIDS.

  • Thanks for the response, you fail. And 16 in college hmm thats cool feet

  • "cool feet" or "a cool feat"? Guess we can rule out college too. Yes, yes I fail: I fail to understand why you keep trying. You lost before you started.

  • Fail

  • Double Fail

  • Fail fatty fail

  • retard.........

  • haha your seriously going to try and get into this conversation that was over 3 weeks ago lol, im not even going to waste my time with describing your pathetic excuse of a life

  • @Raizdfingr You said that you wouldn't bother to get into this same conversation months ago, yet you still reply!! You're seriously a RETARD

  • @kyralimontani hey bitch really 5 months haha fuck youuuu

  • @Raizdfingr You're the fucking bastard who doesn't even know what you're talking about. Why bother to reply whateva that I say if you don't bother?? You seriously are retarded.

  • @Raizdfingr Seriously after reading through these comments, you are seriously such a dumbass. You keep embarassing yourself. You've said all comments will go unnoticed yet you still replied each time, and each time you replied with such bad grammar, that your comments about your education seem to be false. Just shut up seriously, its YouTube. Neither you or whoever your fighting against is going to WIN this argument. And all of you continuing on with it just look like idiots.

  • man, you're so weak

  • yea..if you cant keep a drink full but you can chat with other waiters....not getting a tip from me

  • Perhaps that's why you're wait staff. You don't get payed at all, you get paid.

  • Giving tips is part of eating out, if you can't afford tips then don't eat out.

  • AYA HIRANO

  • One time while i was out eating by myself with a nice book, an old couple beside me had order pasta but ask for no chicken in it. When they got their meal, the pasta had chicken in it, and even the waitor notice the mistake and said he would take it back but the old lady said it was fine. The rest of the time they complain about how they had chicken in it. Even though i wasn't with them, i had felt like i had went out with my grandparents.

  • i once took out this dish from the cheesecake factory only to find out that there was this really LONG, thick piece of hair in my food *barfs* needless to say i called them but they obviously didn't do anything about it.

  • arent u disgusted wid urself

    i meen serioulsy lots of people go to restaurants!!

  • Oh gross!! I really hope that's a joke! xDD

  • My grandma always orders a steak, sends it back, gets drunk while everyone else eats, then eats two bites when it comes back and takes the rest home.

    This is why we don't dine out with her anymore.

  • LOL. I totally laughed out loud at that.

  • @PandasforCatnip that's one hell of a grandma :D

  • lol one guy kept sendin my uncle his steak back one time with a real snotty attitude, my uncles friend grabbed the steak and stepped on it and sent it back out, lol after his meal the customer was like best steak ever lol

  • Never send guacamole back, just accept it the first time.

  • ys dat?

  • The Movie Waited and my daddy's wise advice told me to never have them take back food no matter how nicely you tell them. I don't want spit/pee/dropped on floor/other nasty things to happen by doing so lol.

  • um me.

  • i couldnt eat my food at a resturant a couple weeks ago. i just had them take it off the bill & i didnt eat anything. im way to paranoid

  • wat was it

  • It was just a salad but it tasted like they dropped a salt shaker into it. blahhhhh

  • did u send it back??

  • its ok to send shit back, just don't make it a habit to get your food comp'd/ thats bullshit

  • thats how you get spit in your food.

    you should take a page out of the movie waited.