In other news, allied forces have called in an expert chess player for help in maneuvering forces, and an elephant, today, was killed in berlin. The elephant, known as John Merrick, is the first casualty of the allied bombings.
for some reason I always liked this guy, who comes out of nowhere and helps blow up telephone lines and later brings a bottle of champaign to the invasion.
Imagine you live in the hell of Nazi occupation, then one night while eating dinner you hear that tomorrow, hell will end. Would you not celebrate too?
In other news, allied forces have called in an expert chess player for help in maneuvering forces, and an elephant, today, was killed in berlin. The elephant, known as John Merrick, is the first casualty of the allied bombings.
TheRandyChimp 1 month ago
for some reason I always liked this guy, who comes out of nowhere and helps blow up telephone lines and later brings a bottle of champaign to the invasion.
schizoidboy 3 months ago
@dujedcv1 I was thinking the same thing!!! "Listen carefully, I can say this only once..."
HennerBoBenner 3 months ago
Sounds like something from Allo Allo
dujedcv1 8 months ago 2
Karl Pilkington has a head like a FUCKING ORANGE
gumpinwheeliebin 11 months ago
Let history show that John does in fact have a long mustache.......
kd4pba 1 year ago 2
That's not a good code. They should have used "You never see an old man eating a Twix." Much less likely to come up in conversation.
fennelwig 1 year ago 9
@fennelwig
Yeah, or: "You never see an old man eat a Mars ba ba ba"
Babek79 1 year ago 6
@Babek79 Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
Gleebo 1 year ago
Proof France is one of the most awesome countries in the world!
sonic4ever11 1 year ago
The longest day a great film about D-day has just about every well known actor at the time.
SwordsmanMercenary 2 years ago
This was one of my favorite parts of the movie.
hollywoodwerewolf 2 years ago 2
it is not john it is jean french name
loewie3007 3 years ago
No, it's actually Iωαννου. ;)
fastguy45 2 years ago
One of my favorite scenes!
Imagine you live in the hell of Nazi occupation, then one night while eating dinner you hear that tomorrow, hell will end. Would you not celebrate too?
cjjt66 3 years ago 6
The "John has a long moustache" quote was used in the movie "Red Dawn", for those movie fans.
Mindraker1 3 years ago
"Jean a de longues moustaches!"
Brilliant. May the countless souls lost on the battlefields throughout all the theatres of the Second World War rest in peace.
DJSinghsational 3 years ago 3
War do you think of that then?
johnyexhale 4 years ago 10
lmao
Leftfootbeats 4 years ago
D'accord. Vive la France!
With respect, from your Friends in New Zealand.
uncletigger 4 years ago 3
Vive la France ! respect to the French Resistance ....
(et au passage, merçi André Bourvil , lol)
Dewoitine 5 years ago 2