"You can't kick everybody's ass but I sure wish you could." - Best quote. Can't speak for other people but I love to hear you complain about shi...stuff. Keep up the good work.
" maybe im just a big vagina but this beer is fucking good". Oh my god so funny man your the best bye the way fuck those whores who are hating on u they are just jealous cuz ur like the funnyiest guy on earth and they live in their moms fuckin basement.
Just do you there are always assholes who rather post hate comments than trying to ignore commenting because they find fun in it ur doing something while they are sitting on their ass watching so u win
@MicGoke Instead of replying to people who "talk into the internet" go get laid. Talk into the internet, really? Bwahaha. And I suppose you think everyone is sitting on the edge of their seat waiting for your next lame ass comment. Eat a dick dude, eat a dick.
Dude I have to say, I just clicked on you from another guy's channel, this WAS the first video I watched and you are exactly right in every way! (Real Ale Kicks Ass)
You seem to be off your game, I find the a few bottles of Mackeson Stout XXX will smooth out the rough edges. Give it a try. Without a doubt, you have great videos and your take on life is from the heart. " Your kid is a turd " video gets some parents of turd children pissed , so you need a sequel. Keep up the great work.
I totaly understand you not getting vids up. Its not like you dont do anything outside of youtube. I love your videos and I hope some of your haters will go away
who is AJ & BP+ it's easy to get YT burn out it's b brutal climate I recently got threatend with a DMCA on a vid that was allready stolen from someone other than the person that i stole it from I got an email for stealing whos vid when it was allready stolen from universal studios. after reading a long profain laced PM and checking his channel and all he had was CR material. so, I wrote back go ahead let's see who wins. never heard back wonder what happend...... Keep posting fuck them All
Take a break man, the true fans will wait for the videos and will wait for you to get comfortable making them again. Seriously though, don't go. The "your child is a turd" was great, made me come back to watch it several times and laughed equally as hard each time. You're a brilliant story teller, one that shouldn't go unnoticed. Ultimately, its your decision to make, which one you choose, the fans will respect. Have a cracking day :}
Abit like Christina Aquilera singing wrong lyrics on national anthem. A mistake (maybe big in some peoples eyes, but still a mistake). Im not from the US but I wouldnt let my life get ruined if someone sang the Swedish anthem wrong either, I got (more) important issues to deal with than that =)
I'll have to try that stuff. Best beer I ever had was a german import called Monschoff, it was the Schwarzbier, stuff was black and amazing. I bought it as a novelty because it was a german beer that came in one of those 5 liter mini-kegs. I've been getting German beers almost exclusively but trying other stuff too. I'll have to track down the stuff you are drinking but I don't remember seeing what you are drinking, I'll take a look. I'm having a beer now, cheers!
I have been leaving the bad comments up for years for the same reason you did, and a miraculous thing happened... I stopped getting a lot of hater comments. By the way, stout sucks :)
Just like "MyRealityBytes" said. Every time I run into a giant amazing prick, I just use the delete/block button and magically the fucktard is gone. I don't try to please everyone, if I did...I would please no one. If people like my vids, great. If not, piss in their mouth, I don't care. You have a great channel, funny vids, just ignore the haters...karma will find it's way around. :-)
Stop picking on the inbread children of america. haha no I guess i'm lucky my crap don't get much hate but when it does I do like you and leave it for everybody to see.
Controversial topics also bring jerks. A break is good but keep up your good vids! Ive took breaks but always come back to what I really enjoy and youtube is it.
No ones taking it away from me. :) Ive had other things to do that sidetracks me in life..like family, but Id never say the jerks kept me away because they dont. Anyway hope you keep it up!
ur fuckin hilarious much appreiciation from da fuckin east coast
travisandjohnny 1 month ago
"You can't kick everybody's ass but I sure wish you could." - Best quote. Can't speak for other people but I love to hear you complain about shi...stuff. Keep up the good work.
spacedoubt15 4 months ago
keep pressing 4, it looks like hes being slaped
xISAAACCCx 6 months ago
i like you thats all im going to say
emroth23 6 months ago
Without the beard he looks like the numa numa guy
MrTrey93 8 months ago
your awesome.
Shamladoo 10 months ago
much love from Norway, keep posting vids please
HyperhyperPsyCrow 11 months ago
You make me wanna drink bear (;
TheAttackMaster 11 months ago
@TheAttackMaster
How do you drink a bear? Do you go to Alaska, shoot a bear, and the blend it or something? I'm just curious…
*Sorry for the sarcasm and please, for the love of human literacy, learn how to spell "beer"
BassGuitarGuy128 10 months ago
" maybe im just a big vagina but this beer is fucking good". Oh my god so funny man your the best bye the way fuck those whores who are hating on u they are just jealous cuz ur like the funnyiest guy on earth and they live in their moms fuckin basement.
angschaf 1 year ago
seriously funny man, specially when u put your finger to the screen, shhhhh haha
Emzfit 1 year ago
Cheer up man fuck those noobs.you're awesome
2DollarBOB 1 year ago
Just do you there are always assholes who rather post hate comments than trying to ignore commenting because they find fun in it ur doing something while they are sitting on their ass watching so u win
Fhenry 1 year ago
the pc screen in your glasses is distracting dude
djPalikA 1 year ago
CaptainFury Is One Dope Ass Fuck! Cheer From Compton Ca :3
CubCore 1 year ago
Love It Bro ! BO
RifelBo 1 year ago
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shinobi765765432 1 year ago
instead of talking into the internet go to bar and get laid noone cares about what u have to say
MicGoke 1 year ago
@MicGoke Instead of replying to people who "talk into the internet" go get laid. Talk into the internet, really? Bwahaha. And I suppose you think everyone is sitting on the edge of their seat waiting for your next lame ass comment. Eat a dick dude, eat a dick.
keirstinkate 1 year ago
@keirstinkate my nephew is an idiot...thats all i have to say.
MicGoke 1 year ago
Dude I have to say, I just clicked on you from another guy's channel, this WAS the first video I watched and you are exactly right in every way! (Real Ale Kicks Ass)
PatchJeffa 1 year ago
Hey you know what? You're popular enough to get 'haters.' (FEH! I HATE THE WORD 'HATERS!')
Nobodies don't get any negative comments because they don't get the exposure and no one cares anyway.
OriginalTessaMessa 1 year ago
You seem to be off your game, I find the a few bottles of Mackeson Stout XXX will smooth out the rough edges. Give it a try. Without a doubt, you have great videos and your take on life is from the heart. " Your kid is a turd " video gets some parents of turd children pissed , so you need a sequel. Keep up the great work.
foxbathunter 1 year ago
keep making videos man, i love your perspective
boffacheerios 1 year ago 2
ill help with intro
"HEY EVERYONE ITS CAPTAINFURY THIS IS THE FUKIN INTRO"
LOLZ
zak66610 1 year ago
epic burp
zak66610 1 year ago
I was wondering where you were...hey sometimes you have to speak your mind!!!...your cool!
DawndeeDALLAS 1 year ago
I understand, But the intro freakin rocks. I laugh every time/
BEBAH205 1 year ago
I totaly understand you not getting vids up. Its not like you dont do anything outside of youtube. I love your videos and I hope some of your haters will go away
Whitestar17a 1 year ago
This video is so lame! Delete my comment, bitch!
LuckyStrike502 1 year ago
Your videos aren't shitty. :) They make me smile.
MimiUrameshi 1 year ago
who is AJ & BP+ it's easy to get YT burn out it's b brutal climate I recently got threatend with a DMCA on a vid that was allready stolen from someone other than the person that i stole it from I got an email for stealing whos vid when it was allready stolen from universal studios. after reading a long profain laced PM and checking his channel and all he had was CR material. so, I wrote back go ahead let's see who wins. never heard back wonder what happend...... Keep posting fuck them All
tnbob69 1 year ago
Deal with it. Your friend, the asshole.
PS - gimme a beer, asshole.
PPS - I don't have a favorite sports star and I HATE Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
PPPS- You suck. Pussy.
ChristopherMast 1 year ago
can someone link me to his other channel I cant find it and I had no idea he had another channel I cant believe ive missed out on great vids
fartknockerfartknock 1 year ago
False. I am your friend, and I am also an asshole.
DILLIGAF333 1 year ago
i'm just glad to see you post again. its been awhile. good to have you back.
charbycharlie 1 year ago
Just be a dick so you can fuck the ass holes.
kornfreak0naleash 1 year ago
Other channel??? How did I miss this memo?!?!
higingbotham 1 year ago
the computer screen is a shield for most ppl
jagjagin 1 year ago
Take a break man, the true fans will wait for the videos and will wait for you to get comfortable making them again. Seriously though, don't go. The "your child is a turd" was great, made me come back to watch it several times and laughed equally as hard each time. You're a brilliant story teller, one that shouldn't go unnoticed. Ultimately, its your decision to make, which one you choose, the fans will respect. Have a cracking day :}
PreRenderedHero 1 year ago 2
welcome back
doomsday428 1 year ago
you do NOT suck,,, your a real guy,,, I also shoot from the hip;p much respect from Norway
HyperhyperPsyCrow 1 year ago
A bottle opener is a bottle opener...
A bottle opener on a Key Chain is a Church Key!
tommymac88 1 year ago
Make more videos please!
BedsideGnome 1 year ago
Thanks for the upload fury, I stick with your vlogs
HDJames8 1 year ago
You need to make a lot more videos. I'm a big fan and screw the losers!
FenrisRising 1 year ago
Speaking of beer (or ale actually), try "Newcastle Brown Ale", if you ask me this is probably the best Ale in the world =D
megaklurifix 1 year ago
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Abit like Christina Aquilera singing wrong lyrics on national anthem. A mistake (maybe big in some peoples eyes, but still a mistake). Im not from the US but I wouldnt let my life get ruined if someone sang the Swedish anthem wrong either, I got (more) important issues to deal with than that =)
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megaklurifix 1 year ago
I'll have to try that stuff. Best beer I ever had was a german import called Monschoff, it was the Schwarzbier, stuff was black and amazing. I bought it as a novelty because it was a german beer that came in one of those 5 liter mini-kegs. I've been getting German beers almost exclusively but trying other stuff too. I'll have to track down the stuff you are drinking but I don't remember seeing what you are drinking, I'll take a look. I'm having a beer now, cheers!
GuruMN 1 year ago
dark beer, delicious. yeah, understandable. we all need vacations. i do. lol
syngate666 1 year ago
"what are you?!..bottle opener" that was hilarious.
great1138 1 year ago
welcome back!
ThomasTheCure 1 year ago
I have been leaving the bad comments up for years for the same reason you did, and a miraculous thing happened... I stopped getting a lot of hater comments. By the way, stout sucks :)
fehquig 1 year ago
this would have been better with a story about shitting your pants
zev007 1 year ago
Good too see you back ;)
BrassknuckleRide 1 year ago
You rock, good to see your still alive and kicking.
schimdo 1 year ago
I'm happy you've made another video, now I can watch all the vids on your other channel :D
IAmTheSeanMan 1 year ago
Where have you been in all of my life!
combine68 1 year ago
mgd 64... y not just order a urine sample u pussy
300491rye 1 year ago
hey man, u dont need to apologize for doing what u do, and doing it well. Haters gonna hate, just keep bein the best
dolfsvlog 1 year ago
Just like "MyRealityBytes" said. Every time I run into a giant amazing prick, I just use the delete/block button and magically the fucktard is gone. I don't try to please everyone, if I did...I would please no one. If people like my vids, great. If not, piss in their mouth, I don't care. You have a great channel, funny vids, just ignore the haters...karma will find it's way around. :-)
TangoDownProduction 1 year ago 2
Heya Steve! I see nothing wrong with using the options YT gave us - block/delete. It sure reduced the number of a** wipes I have to deal with.
MyRealityBytes 1 year ago
Dude, I think you are hil-freakin-larious. Always have been
GladILeft 1 year ago
Woooooooooooo! Drink that beer brother! Suck it! lmao! Love your vids!
EricLPresnuts 1 year ago
I subscribed to you this weekend by randomly youtube searching and your my type of youtuber.
LeninfromUSSR 1 year ago
welcome back!
APOKALYPSE34 1 year ago
Post more vids and talk about how ur shit smelled like the flu and came out like a un-chewed dorrito. I liked that :)
alexdude19 1 year ago
Hey there's my long lost friend.
I hate assholes on here. I still get bad comments on videos from 3 years ago lol.. jerks...
SimplyMelissa101 1 year ago
1 mil thumbs up @ the belch @ 5:54 - 5:56
nibargerswife51482 1 year ago
missed you on youtube buddy
holyslay 1 year ago
Nice to see you back bud! Don't let things like this get you down! Life's too short!!!
MrTopsykretts11 1 year ago
I didn't think this video is shitting at all. I loved it. Keep em coming.
CeasarSalad94 1 year ago
Stop picking on the inbread children of america. haha no I guess i'm lucky my crap don't get much hate but when it does I do like you and leave it for everybody to see.
bearchay889 1 year ago
Interpol is coming to take you to Gimo for your transgressions.
But hey, what's funny is the comments got to Oprah and she yanked her
youtube channel. You would think if anyone would have thick skin it would be her, lol.
onjoFilms 1 year ago
Hey everyone it's Captain Fury(2007 but he never says 2007) this is the *naughty word* (placeholder) introoooo!!!! *gratuitous farting sounds*
Is that what you feed your beard? I think I saw it grow a little bit after you took a hearty swig of that beer.
steveincairo 1 year ago
hey, im a long time follower and big fan..all i can say is fuck all these trolls and keep on rollin'. love all your vids.
killme1990 1 year ago
u abandoned me man
ThatLostMike 1 year ago
Had to stop it after the burp
darrellw82 1 year ago
Controversial topics also bring jerks. A break is good but keep up your good vids! Ive took breaks but always come back to what I really enjoy and youtube is it.
No ones taking it away from me. :) Ive had other things to do that sidetracks me in life..like family, but Id never say the jerks kept me away because they dont. Anyway hope you keep it up!
AnnyaMoon 1 year ago
This is an intervention.
Make a video again.
Blargaldalien 1 year ago
Most people want perfection, which isn't possible even from them, or they're just jealous you have more subs xD, either way, welcome back. =o)
watchthiscityfall 1 year ago
lol dude what the fuck im not subbed to you but yu still came up in my sub box, and now i know why!
007purplehaze 1 year ago
yay
skylerisno 1 year ago
What's the name of that beer? Gonna give it a shot :) If you get the chance, try Mill Street Tankhouse Ale, from Toronto, good shit!
i reply to all comments, good or bad. If someone says something equivalent to an 8 year old, I will call them out :)
It seems to be a slow time for vids for lots of people. I am in a kind of hibernation/health sleep/recovery thing.
The only pressure of YouTubing is on us by us. Your truest viewers will always stick around. The rest, you shouldn't worry about.
leftgreenthumb 1 year ago
your back man
:D
kaleb775 1 year ago
It's good to have you back.
0nlyhalfevil333 1 year ago