Van Damme - Street Fighter - Monologue bad ending ! ! !

[clinicallyalive]

00:30 = LOL

[MechaCaptainFalcon]

But if he's Guile, why wouldnt he tell those men to go home and be family men?

IMPOSTER

[Marcusx1980]

How did he not win an oscar for this?? ;)

[redblue734]

hahaha jcvd you idiot lol

[spacexploder]

next. i will make you a dead one.

[nick191088]

is that crickets i can hear? lmao

[mahdogzbite]

I'm gana geronmah bawt... enam gowing up riberr... enam gowing to keeek dat sunefa beech bison's ass saw haaart...

[Trevor1654]

00:32 lol

[BrandNewSongz]

LONG LIFE JCVD

[EvilchrisX]

guile was so awesome in this movie..... he win alone because he is american in the movie!!!!!!

[Keiferm1]

Since When was Guile Belgian? XP

[4tino2]

0:31 is the funniest part.

[zr1drifter]

I kept playing the Guile theme in my head while I watched this. I was thinking of my Death Proof with Guile's theme videos I made. LMAO.

[WarThug13]

okaaaay...... awkward......

[wheelmanstan]

lol, well maybe if some dumbass had gotten them the right color uniforms then they would have came along

he should have played johnny cage in mortal combat, or ryu, guile was a nobody

[navycritic]

9 people went home.

[junglemonkeymann]

@navycritic Ha!

[darklordcaos]

that was good

[patatepowa]

I want to go home and be a family man, sorry guile

[JustKieran94]

JCVD you fucking legend!

[trollionaire]

lol

[schamash]

i want to go home

[karaichaos3rd]

sonafa

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Who wants to go home, back to his family and loved ones and who wants to come and die in battle with ME??

[SpinDoctor91]

LOL i love Van Damme quotes because believe it or not Van Damme's accent makes it all the better actually. :D that's what makes it even MORE memorable,love it all. :D

[trollionaire]

@SpinDoctor91 you sound like a freakin girl

[SpinDoctor91]

@trollionaire

LMAO! HAHAHA that was funny man,good one.im all male,a straight male at that.but whatever you say man.LMAO at the internet.i was just expressing how i feel Van Damme is awesome in everyway possible.that dosen't make me sound like a girl,that makes me sound like a Van Damme fan. ;)

[trollionaire]

@SpinDoctor91 LMAO xD hee hee omgosh :D fruity smilies and feminine display of emotion ftw LOL xD

[SpinDoctor91]

@trollionaire

LOL you are really dense man,next thing your going to say is that guys who clip there toenails are gay.come on man grow up! you seem very shallow and dense and just plain lack of understanding.listen to Van Damme and be AWARE!

[trollionaire]

@SpinDoctor91 LMAO ok sandra i sure will go to ur slumber party hee hee :D we can paint our nails and do MAKE OVERS! wooooo xD

[SpinDoctor91]

@trollionaire

yeah whatever man,if you want to do that that's up to you,if that's your thing.this coming from a guy who has a gay jim carey gaga spoof with a wig on as his avatar.LMAO at the internet.

[awaters18]

I'm gonnah geat me e' boat, and I'm gonnah go up riever, and I'm going tu kick, that son ofe' besh Bison's ass ZO 'ARD!...That the next Bison wannah beh....is gonnah feel it.

[djbritt]

...and hooants to go with ME!!!

[DiseasedMoss]

9 people went with Bison to kick the son of a b*tch Bison's ass so HAURDT.

[BlueRushAlt]

I, Colonel William F. Guile, Will make haste in my Water-Oriented Vehicle, from there I will use said Vehicle to Move up the rivers current, and when I confront this Monster of a man, bison. I Will use my foot to bash Bison's said posterior that so the impact of my attack will be so fierce, that all pressesors after him will feel its powerful impact left.

[dacbiet]

Guess they don't want to go home and be a family man.

[wesker789]

black guy shakes his head no ha

[TheDmanWiThiN]

this is so fuckin funny LMAO!!!!

[Whatisright]

You people calling this movie good can't be serious. All this movie was, was a bunch of random people given the character names added with a crap ass plot. A real SF movie would be like the SF Legacy video. It sucked bac then and it sucked now. By itself it's something you could watch on cable tv if nothing else is on. But being based of something like SF come on people you should be offended.

[HarmonySword]

@Whatisright i like it

[ChoonDSW]

The ppl who add comments like "Worst movie Ever" never had a love for the street fighter arcade game.

I played that game since the super Nintendo street fighter and watched my older cousins play the arcade version when I was 9 years of age. I thought this movie kicked ass.

[usedtobeoutofcontrol]

@ChoonDSW the same here! back then, I believed that the movie was the best movie ever!! maybe cuz I really loved the street fighter series?! however, the movie was good to me despite anything !

[yomomz31]

lol!

[herocaron]

yes but this movie is FUNNY and van damme is COOOLt! and the worst movie ever is mario bros or mortal kombaT 2

[phille22]

son off a bits

[PANORAMAPEPSI]

In 0:35 The Director son of a bitch, shows Israeli soldiers, who are occupying Arab land,This is a fraction of the criminal Zionist plan to delude the people, and show that the Israeli people for peace.

[solidkingcobra]

the reason they did not go is because the Guile's theme music wasnt playing. If I give any speech with that theme music in the background, I can rule the world.

[oosaf]

Lol, Lion King song at the end

[chaklong]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[collin341]

WTF lion king music? xD

[1323caca]

haha

[soulshadow75]

You know what is twistingly funny, the final fight between guile and bison completly turns around once you figure out Guile was fighting a terminal cancer patient.

[sundaypro]

...son of a BEEF bitch bison ass so hard...

DUDE, just say the calf's ass!

short and simple!

[shad0wMata]

@mattsmt20 hey dude, I love the speech too. A lot of people hate on it, because by this time in the movie, the plot is useless and with good reason. I admit the one-liners are tiresome and the acting is so menial, it's amazing. But THE SPEECH was cool, I like cuz he didn't overact it, he just gave the casual, laid back demeanor VD always gives, especially when he says "well...I'm not goin home"

The ACTUAL speech is in the suggestions area, so check it out, it's called "Street Fighter Speech".

[mattsmt20]

I wish I could find the actual speech everyone I have found is a make fun of thing I happen to like the speech

[kaydeemcshane]

wheres his Oscar?? BRAVO!!!!!

[shad0wMata]

I always liked when he said that "sonufa betches ass so haaard!" line.

Grow up, haters.

JCVD didnt kill Julia, Julia himself said he did it for his children because they loved to play this game. I blame the fuckin casting directors, they shouldve known better than to pick VD as Guile, and VD just played the character as badass as he could, and u gotta give it up for him cuz he did.He may not have been the tobacco chewing american we all wanted him to be but he was cool to watch nevertheless.

[ComaLies225]

@shad0wMata Yeah you can't really blame the actors. Julia and the Lady who played Chun Li were probably the only two who played their role well (that and they were better actors)

[jamesdaubek]

why does an american soldier have a belgian accent?

[ChoonDSW]

@jamesdaubek

because the casting directors overlooked the fact that people like yourself pay attention to detail.

[JESSINSANEMGS]

he can't even say son of bitch right...

[Kronikwookie]

lol the asian looked really serious about joining him in the quest to kick bison's ass so hard the next bison feels it.

[masondarko]

well...

that was sad

[KumpeLLL1]

BAJSON IN GAY ???

[Juvy29]

He look so much like Guile

[majin27]

0.26 LMAO .!!!!

[kingbigdawg9]

sonofa bitch! lmaooo

[DDRPaladin356]

That music fits in with the scene so well.

[Pyrela]

I never imagined Guile having an accent like that...

[Bubsy94]

DAS NO OOOOONEEEE!!!!!!

[zakkssst]

what movie is this?

[shamim13333]

Street fighter u dumb asss duhhhhhhhh

[Rest1nOnePiece]

etsi re xd.Van Damme kai ta muala poure.Empnefsmeno to telos!

[jczgarcia76]

You're missing the beginning of this speech.

[FellaDudeMan]

You want to be the best reporter you can be right?

WELL I WANT TO BE THE BEST *I* CAN BE!!!!

[Classic0074]

Bloodsport!

[jonny232323232323]

thats nt the whole speach

[markhorneyuk]

and everyone cheers after that dumb speech, I have to admit, it's a sense of humour for a bbc's comic relief charity isn't it?

[zedrein18]

This movie was the greatest movie I've ever fuckin' seen.

[CollapseDev]

LOl back then every movie was good = now they are just bad - do you agree?

[spidey2092]

no, this movie is just probly the worst movie based on a game ever made...right next to the doom movie...which made no sence because the only thing to doom movie had in common with doom the game is that they were on mars.

[Ebb1993returns]

I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to KICK that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home, and who wants to go with ME?!?

Everybody: ...

[dan02ice]

can someone tell me what the egorapter cartoon of that is called PLEASE

[LosKeshusos]

part in Street Fighter Collab?

[zolink00]

ROFL!!!

[IchigoRenkinjutsu]

This one is so much better than the new one! the new one is just depressing!

[TheWeekendMovies]

the author of this is fucking awesome for making this lol

[kkoloftt]

van damme is always funny

[MassadHattaAlZahabi]

You're a bunch of fucking retards, this movie was a simultaneous combination of hilarity and genius. If you can't see that you have no sense of humor and probably extra chromosomes.

[10razonesgh]

you know shit about genetics

[MassadHattaAlZahabi]

Extra chromosome = Down's syndrome... retard.

[10razonesgh]

an extra chromosome does not necesary mean Down's syndrome, you idiot. you can have turner, klinefelter, patau or edward's sindrome.

you see? you know shit about genetics, go study a little more you asshole before you type shit ok?

[MassadHattaAlZahabi]

lol u mad? B)

[EddEddynEd]

Serve's JCVD right! He screwed up one of the best video games ever! Never ever cast him for Street Fighter sequel! And the San Diego Tribune says the movie killed Raul Julia? Yeah right! JCVD killed him as did some of the other bad actors. Raul was the only good actor in the film.

[armagibson]

lol man damn you that was fuckin funny xD

Really nice thanks for uploading

my friends were kidding too with that they made this video too in my language xD

[Regal07]

lol

[gustavmarkovic31]

Haha, very funny.

[Nickdude43]

lmao, nice editing

[monkbunk]

"...What."

[bananaphone78]

i have see this fim and a like it so much.you must see this film

[krestalbone]

looool hahahaha to funy

[Flashshadow]

God this is worse than a Bush speech.

[prismryu]

almost theres comedy in this at least

[Eddief26]

wat worse than a bush speech, a bush speech is awsome becuz hes so fukin retarded its fun to see wat hes going to do next

[angeloclaudiogino]

ahahahah

[andersenkalle]

Haha poor van damme:P

[tan94319]

you got to admit this line was kind of cool especially the son of a bitch part

[Medalion]

This was George Dubya's speech to the troops... this should've been their reaction to war. ;)

[goldsamurai]

Should have been Obama's election speech

Soldier- uh do we get any Paid time over if we go with you?

[tan94319]

that was hilarious

[gajofreak]

army: hell no, you go fight him yerself

[1983Dave1983]

That is why no one will remember your name :-)

[SirHatchporch]

This came out when I was in high school and my friend and I used to quote this part all the time. This movie is so horrible!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!! everybody's like "no way I'm fight Bison"

[colt45joe]

that was a good edit.

[muso214]

sonafa bitch bison ass.... LMAO

[APineCone]

shittest actor alive

along with arnie

only good at fight scenes

[anniemononoke]

that made me laugh. :)

[zzzz7889uil]

the soldier in this video doesnt look too strong. all of them looks like weak soldiers because they are short and small... especially the soldier woman in this video. she looks cute and not suitable to be soldier.

[obie666]

Guess what, not every soldier is an Arnold Swarzenegger lookalike, you fuckstick.

[GrynHelix]

love the way he says I'm gonna get on my Bowat

[GetTheHook]

Van Damn is such a dumb ass.

[CaliBeast]

lol, where did you dig up that music for the end? I've heard it somewhere before.

[EddEddynEd]

It's the music score from The Lion King, the particular music used at the end is where in which Scar tempts Simba to tell everyone else who is responsible for Mufasa's death, Simba admits he is, even though as we all know it was Scar who killed his brother.

[RickSomchai]

wow thats sad you know that...

[Mephistophelis85]

In real life that probably would have happened. Especialy if its the American army.

[konnekt164]

Im gonna kick bisons ass ZO Haughrt!

[donkeylips88]

haha, nice.

[smoobyman]

so inspirational

[RonzilWeazleBack]

coulda been done slightly better

[unlawf]

LOL

[evilmajikman]

He got own3d.

[Protoman84]

ROFLMFAO!

[Vocarl]

HAHHAHAHAH! great that mate! just great! luv it!

[EnterpriseKnight]

Nice one

[Frightwolf]

Hahaha!

[lonerkyle02]

that was rad

[rober2124]

I wonder if the Troops God Bless them and their families, feel the same way as these in this vid do.

[Coleslayer9]

I love how they picked a French guy to play the big old American General....DUH!

[Whatever79]

Belgian, not french ;)

[Coleslayer9]

Belgian? Really? Still, you gotta admit its pritty funny...

[M0mmyDearest]

lol

[audan2006]

nice

[SagatSSJ]

he he!

[56Nikos]

Yeah, GO but not with us....

I love van damme... But it was fun to do this montage!!!!

I made a first montage one week ago but I was not happy with the result....

I think this one is better! (more)