Let's Play Phantasmagoria 2 (Part 13)

[DashCat9]

"My rat, my boss.  Killing people." HAH!

[max2082]

THAT WOULD BE YOUR DADDY! XD

[uberkogle]

6:10, judging from the words, is that Lady Gaga?

[k24601]

Wow , for all the work they put into these kind of games..it's sad that they don't put more thought into them....you should be able to mess with your characters books and other stuff whenever you freaking want and there should be different reactions/messages from the game each time then get to a certain point where it's tired of you clicking on shit and tells you so.

[Sailorsega]

Wow that's the first time I've herd a yank say poof!

[Nightshift10000]

Did that just say Joseph Manderley, huh. Me think the programmers of Deus Ex copied from this game a little.

[NodDisciple1]

7:05

Raccoon City was not nuked by Umbrella Corporation you conspiracy nut! XP We all know that the nuclear power plant there had a meltdown.  XD I swear, you find all sorts of nutty kooks on the internet! XD

[MynamesnotSteve100]

i can't stop laughing from all the references spoony makes one after another xD

[requiem4ameme]

LIKE THE LACE MY MOTHER MADE ME WEAR! Thunk.

[Wanderer1200]

Oh no, he found the script to Voyager's Threshold. The horror!

[DarknessIsTheTruth]

Best Commentary on a Let's Play I've ever heard. :)

[ThisCakeIsAPie]

Best therapist ever

[crimsloch]

6:05 pretty little monster? ok awkward ... was Lady Gaga involved in this game in the 90's

[GCMaxProductions]

he diagnosed my denim problem hehehe

[GlobalsoftPirka]

"The company I work for is..."

Spoony: Arbys. D:

[218KAOS]

your so fucking funny

[niTEndubs]

6:10 lady gagas insperation

[AttackMyAss]

HE SHOVED THE TOOLBOX UP HIS ASS

[Usul573]

@AttackMyAss

There's no other physical explanation.

[0Blues]

"Oh, did you hear that? That was the sound of a plot point dropping like a 500 pound bomb."

This accurately sums up my reaction to a lot of modern games' attempts at subtle plot expositions.

[hellsfoxes]

this guy I worked with Bob "I killed him".... he was murdered today "by me".... and i don't mean shot in the head "i mean i fucked him up"...... he was spread all over my cubicle "cos i did it"

god curtis how are you feeling about this? "i mean my elbows a little sore from stabbing him so much."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[JizzTechCo]

"Uh oh, I've found something evil because the music is anonymous" Rofl.

[AttackMyAss]

@JizzTechCo That's ominous, you dummy.

[JCVDFan1]

This line isn't in the video but......I heard that Curtis!

[AvgnFanSite]

Am I the only one who is sucked into the story of this game right now?

[Usul573]

@AvgnFanSite

It comes and goes

Inconsistent much?

[WhiteTiger225]

@AvgnFanSite I am more interested in the story of Blob and The Dark One.

[moonblossom15]

"This is kind of embarrassing, but..."

"I have Dr. Who bedsheets."

LOL

[Usul573]

@moonblossom15

I had to look it up, they're real.

It's like the highest level of geekdom.

[CoHScrapper]

Wow 3rd Mind of Mencia rip LMAO (I'm latino and even *I* can't stand him at times. He DOES act like a fucking tool)

LMAO "I mean I fucked him up"

[WhiteTiger225]

@CoHScrapper He is one of those assholes who are just like tom cruise. "I am famous so that means my opinion means more then anyone else's!"

And 90% of his show went from "Sorta Funny" to "I am better then you, and I am going to spend the next 30 minutes preaching about my opinion like it is fact!!!"

[CoHScrapper]

@WhiteTiger225 Oh, hell yeah! I agree 100%

Him and George Lopez. It's cool to see latino's on TV *NOT* being arrested, dead, or going to court, but damn, fucking sell outs and assholes....

[WhiteTiger225]

@CoHScrapper It is not really selling out That gets to me. It is the high strung egotistical fuckheads that do so. Like Lady GaGa's infamous quote (And her actions at the Mets game)

"Yeah it like, took me 5 minutes to write that song, and like, when I wrote it, I knew it was going to be a hit. I KNEW I was going places"

It is that god like attitude that makes me want to tear them to pieces. Where a little fame makes them our gods supposedly.

[Igarappappa]

@WhiteTiger225 Some people just have those really creative moments.

[bonedraman]

Lol your Dr. Phill impression killed me

[chrispack6]

Soup ladels ftw

[powerplayer84]

if you click on a diploma and a thing comes up and asks who are you and you type batman a member of the crew jumps in...dressed as batman!

[Usul573]

He does that later.

[IggyHazard]

If Curtis DID kill his mother, she totally had it coming. Hrm. Dexter Morgan has an INTJ personality type. I wouldn't be surprized if Curtis does to0.

Note: He lo0ks more like Alton Brown (circa 10 years ago) than James Rolfe.

[megles7187]

he has pants like Guybrush Threepwood, miss that game*whimpers*

[finaljoses]

you watch Dexter :D

[theboombody]

I hate these kinds of games. It's like the arcade version of Dragon's Lair. I had one called Silent Steel on the PC and I died every time.

[Usul573]

If....Dragon's Lair took place in an everyday place and was mostly just wandering around.

[View100]

What was the point of that button?

[kinghellguy]

i love delta farce

[BytorAndTHEsd]

OMG i relate to this guy soooo much, when i was threeish-fourish my sister would tie me to a chair and put make up on me, they also put me in a dress... i blame them for how i turned out.

[WhiteTiger225]

Gacey? Is that you? IT's your old Milwaki gay boy half canibalized friend!

[gronndar]

and nowadays you are working in the company that murdered your father?

[megles7187]

@BytorAndTHEsd , Eric is that you! If so you forgot the part about the wig

[LeQuack147]

the screwdriver is now the FAILdriver

[gfuzzy]

You are totally butt-fuck, insane, little man!

[cerberus144]

I found this file marked "Soylent Green" XD

[ZXephmor]

Remember when Umbrella Corp nuked Raccoon City i mean how did they get away with that? xD FAV LINE!!!!!

[lonelysith66]

@ZXephmor I wanna work there!

LOL XD

[vls174]

It gets more catching as it goes.

[Aanalleinoneman]

PHANTASMAGORIA!!!

Become Clay Aiken. Enter the Curtis Exsiting the Closet. Freak

Game is fucking amazing, but your commentary man makes shit better. :D

[kglaser11]

Hey, Indigo Prophecy is several years AFTER P2

(although to be fair, IP, is a much, much better adventure game)

[connamoo]

Wow, this games plot is so original.

*Cough* Indgo Prophecy *Cough*

[Usul573]

Yep about nine years man.

[jimmyThePiep]

So this guy had a sex change and became Angela Baker.. fascinating.

[kglaser11]

Hey!  I resent that. LOL

[scottieman2]

You're not insane. Only people that name their rats Blob are insane.

[thewhulk]

THe head its all in his mind hes crazy a crazy Sleep walker. also I think the might have just built it there. i bet that evil corp guy with the dead Bambie in his office should prob lock his door..

[shadowplayer1980]

How the hell is this a game? WHAT'S THE GOAL!?

[gtaxmods]

...PHANTASMAGORIA!!!

[Gight77]

i heard that Curtis

[monkeyfuckingtweetle]

Mr. Freeman!

[Usul573]

Wander aimlessly clicking on stuff trying to find something to do.

I would of played for about 15 to 30 minutes, and stopped and never played it again.

Almost no one remembers this game, and for good reason, great stuff will be remembered.

[tabrismacbeth]

To get to the end of the game. It's just like Everquest. Get the high score and win the perfect friendship!

-Tabris

[crawfordfanatic]

Im Acting!

[creatornat]

Actually, I thought that doorway-to-hell comment sounded a bit like Barney Fife. ^_^

[schieese]

This guy uses the same clothes. lol

[Suetakefan]

holy crap her name is harvard, she's named after the smartest college in the world, she better be smart lol

[Usul573]

Harburg I think

[zenrarity]

Harburg, dude.

[umk23]

Spoony- I would love to see this on Dr.Phil.

"Dr.Phil"-She did whut? Oh my God, that is the most insane thing I have heard, you are totally buttfuck insane, little man.

[plasm2]

killing people

[Usul573]

Three bedroom apartment??

[standuporshutup]

dude the doctor phill impression, unbefuckinlievable!

[Nouseeker]

look at the size of that diploma... LOL

[superstarultra]

Probably stole it from Dr. Robotnik!

[LoD100]

But you look so nice in a dress Curtis.

[TommyGun19]

this totally reminds me of mystery science theatre 3000

[randomaccountforstuf]

lol after this video i had 2 subscribe

6/5!

[KurothNeidra]

"God, Curtis, how are you feeling about all this?"

"Well my elbow is a little sore from stabbing him so much."

[BreakingSpirit]

Resident Evil reference? Nice!

[tomaaa18]

"remember when the Umbrella corporation nuked raccoon city ? I mean how did they get away with that !?" lol i love his simpsons references too

[ovan9999999999999999]

dude your vids fucking rock

[pumpkinpii]

Ten buck you had to use the button on the tool box.

[bobzilla2k7]

TONIGHT ON DEXTER...

[bobzilla2k7]

LOL CLAY AKEN

[bobzilla2k7]

ANOTHER KFC REFERANCE! pure awesomeness

[imjustrandom13]

YOU ARE UNREAL. fucking hilarious, man...

[MisterChappy]

I lol'd hard

[VampyrKnightDante]

can't stop laughing at this I almost peed myself

[PhoenixMcClintock]

Hey wow and he shoved that toolbox UP HIS ASS!

[JustinTheJagged]

"Did you hear that? That was a plot point dropping like a 500 pound bomb!"

That made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video. Your commentary is hilarious!

[xaiverneo2]

my god, t'is brilliant my good spoony man! lol

[Rafalgahr]

"Atrocities that would have turned the stomach of Josef Mengele ?"

God they hired a D-Movie writer... that's so badly written I'm going to cry tears of pure disgust...

[redness42]

blob?

[catpowerfan]

XD SOYLENT GREEN.. love that movie

[newyy1]

6:12 is my reaction to Boy George getting sent to jail.

[tobyfrancisybot]

absolutley brilliant commentry lol

[feasible]

The SoulCalibur reference is hilarious. Voldo freaked me out back then.

[QuikVidGuy]

My boss, my rat, killing people........................­.......Oh! And did I mention people are dying? (4:42-4:55)

p.s. I actually drooled with laughter at "Not long before my mother killed herself, she watched "Don't Mess With the Zohan!"XD

[Dashsway]

OMG I love this guy. so many obscure movie refrences. Alot of them (at least the ones that stand out to me) from old scifi. Btw its not people, its plinktion that has been feeding on people XD

[grit1]

That Dr. Phil reference made me stop breathing.

My god, you sir are hilarious.

[Darmani421]

5:53 PLOT TWIST!

[JoelOfFinland]

12 pop-culture references in 10 minutes. Awesome :D For some reason I just can`t stop watching these...

[Usul573]

Catch the Dr. Phil one?

[thatother1dude]

Did he ever try calling Bob? You think he might get something like a ghost trying to scare him.

[CodyAllenmusic]

'you are totally bugfuck insane littleman." LMAO!

[Peusterokos1]

BLOB!!

[azn4anime]

Spoony is too great to be underrated, not enough people know about him.

This is like, the greatest YouTube channel. Ever.

[ironwolfosiris]

Though that makes him more hidden from the vast majority of morons who tell him he is ripping off AVGN.

He is awesome. :D

[Dashsway]

Totally dude. Besides hes compleetly different from then nerd.

[FilmJunky42]

Phantasmagoria!!!!!!!

[lilpinkchainsaw]

"I almost didn't call you." "-- because my phone pre-dates the COLD WAR."

Pepsi One came SO close to getting splattered all over my screen. You're awesome, Spoon! You're like a one-man MST3K team!

[Ghost570]

"and nort just shot in the head" "i mean i fuck him up"

that line made me laugh so hard.

[BlueFirePhoenix13]

"Oh come on, put some muscle into it Curtis yah poof."

I laughed so hard because on that day my friend called someone else a poof. XD

[Larviii]

Get Blob to open this motherfucker!!

[VampiraJen]

was it not the U.S Government that blew up Raccoon City?

[Bizo0n]

Well yes, but US Goverment wouldn't fit all the "corporate coverup" now, would it? xD

[zenrarity]

Phantasmagoria!

[OcelotSensei]

great dr. phil imitation XD

[CrimsonDeath300]

" You are totally buttfuck insane little man" ha ha ha

[yurg56]

Spooney you saw GOZU!? You are awesome.

[AzureDarkGod]

What's so great about having seen Gozu? Even I saw it. And it...wasn't very good...

[yurg56]

Well let me break it down for you, I thought it was interesting that he saw it. The movie is somewhat obscure, and though you may not have liked it, I did. So naturally I was enthused to find out that Spooney and I share similar tastes in movies. I am less than enthused that you, AzureDarkGod, did not. So in conclusion, I must demand that you suck on my wiener!!! Dooooooooooooittttttttttttttt.

[AzureDarkGod]

I believe I will not suck on it...But I do respect your opinion. It's strange, 'cause I usually love obscure, as you call it, movies like that, I should have liked it, but I didn't...

Let's see...Did you see Uzumaki? You know, the movie?

[DaGoulian]

The screwdriver isn't fail Curtis is fail.

[Laban973]

The city's fate is resolved in the game's finale. The U.S. government, after hearing of unsuccessful efforts to avert the T-Virus infestation, orders the destruction of Raccoon City with a nuclear missile.

Us Government, not umbrella :P

[WillBFugly]

Im quite a fan of the concept of Curtis not being from this world, and that this world is fake and implanted in his brain or something.

[pppllluuummm]

the joke about owning an apartment in japan cracked me up since i am watching this from one! haaaa!

[Headphoneguy92]

What does he say?

"YOU WHAT? YOu monster? Im not the monster here curtis, that would be your _______" :S

[LastlyT]

Daddy?

[Joeytehgeetarist]

"daddy"

[Headphoneguy92]

Yah, i hear it now :P

thanks, both

[PataDeL0r0]

Where the fuck does he keep the toolbox, the screwdiver and every single thing on your inventory? How does that work?

[AGuyWhoPunkUMama]

7:24 "and I fucked him up" hahaha that's fucking hilarious!!

[TheBladeSephara]

Thanks for the vid spooney, trying to download a warcraft UI is taking me 4 hours ish in total so far so... this HELPS lol

[xXFr0gXx]

4:16 - 4:50 You forgot to mention Killing people.

[ShippoK]

Phantasmagoria! Making Curtis cross dress like a pretty little girl to make millions of fangirls squee.

[Mgauge]

So why is a drug company doing interdimensional research?

[AzureDarkGod]

It's because they think people from other dimensions have better drugs...probably.

[LarimusPrime]

I vote that Curtis is an alien from a different dimension.

[Altair758]

close enough, its actually a clone from another dimension, or something like that

[mewtwo1gb]

7:13 Laugh Out LOUD!!!!

[Booshibonton]

"on myself"? who says "on" instead of "by" at every instance... honestly... sounds weird as ever..."I went to the circus on myself..." god... <.<

[Leandros33]

ahhh the good times i had with umbrella corporation making those anti-raccoon nukes!good times,good times,and radioactive times, people would always say"hey leo, feeling a bit under the weather,or over the geiger counter?"

[gir908922]

Dr. Phil: OMG! XD

[SnowBlind853]

3:20 Poof? Has spoony been watching consolevania?

[ranchdressing]

1:07-1:12 Just like Squall storing the Gunblade IN HIS ANUS

[293864G]

The word you're looking for is "Anitidaephobia". Definition: The fear that somewhere, somehow, there is a duck staring at you. Watching you. Stalking you.

[List07]

PHANTASMAGORIA!

[dragonheart333]

I say False Memory.

[SNARLZ44]

Funny Dr. Phil impression!

[jo0GotPwnt]

"Doctor, I think I may need real help. One time I bought a Dane Cook CD and, god help me, it was funny." ROFL

[muffin21]

i wonder ...once youtube goes youtubelive i would like to see spoony show live ;D that would be amazing.

[juanenormepene]

"I mean I fucked him up"

That was great!

[gydorack]

Gender Identity Disorder FTW!!!

[leon102]

I think I like watching your videos when you just place your voice over the video, no cut aways or anything. I think they're funnier. Does that make weird? lol!

[leon102]

They show all those scenes because, as I have said many times. This is an interactive movie. Emphases on movie.

[zenrarity]

That doesn't make up for the atrocious gameplay.

If it was marketed as a video game, why does the gameplay suck so much?

[leon102]

Well, since video took up so much space on cds (hence the reason Phan 2 is five discs and phan 1 is seven)they couldn't afford to actually make an adventure game with so much actual video like this "game" does, so instead they did this whole interactive movie phase, and hoped people would except it... most didn't. So this style died out. I'm just one person who happens to respect this sort of game.

[Duhad8]

Thank you for that. I am glade to hear that there is one person online who gets there facts striate befor that stared typing.

[BeserkEclipse]

huh, its raining blood and plot points

[atlantaaintbraver]

The government nuked Raccoon City, but that's not a big deal and the fact that I even mention mention it is retarded.

[darkpirategirl]

hey, i'm glad somebody mentioned it.

[Warhawk556]

Lmao John Malkovich's head

[Badabinski]

PHANTASMAGORIA!!!!

[LegendaryPlaystation]

lol

[nosharpieeyebrows]

" The true Hollywood story of Clay Aiken "

[Tareltonlives]

"I am your father!"

That was one pointless closet. At least make it open to the gates of hell or something.

Threshold?! NO, DON'T UNLEASH THE EVIL OF VOYAGER ON THE WORLD! DESTROY IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Boy, if my psychiatrist was like this one, I would have killed myself a while back.

A dress? Ah, so THAT'S why Curtis is a psychopath and a femme

[PunchineIlo]

Jesus, Mind of Mencia is still on the air?

Spoony you brave, brave soul...

[Metallorgy]

you would think mencia would have run out of stolen material by now