DEXTER PARODY

[AriefSparks]

Well done, and it made me hungry.

[AngelSmert14]

Nice... "שנה טובה" ...



[Choloz22]

those are the smallest eggs i ever seen

[daniskicker]

I had this same idea (I'm sure I'm not the only one). Awesome

[stew182owns]

anyone else noticed that in the real intro for the show dexter shaves then has his stubble back before finishing his morning routine?

[noblecuz87]

@stew182owns you notice how when he shaves the freeze glitches ???

[boorockx]

jew dex :)

[NoaAltshulin]

wow! amazing... love the Elit coffee...:-))

[Sk8KiD357]

im 12 and i watch this show

[TreadStoneVideo]

Еврей

[DrFizz28]

this is awesome

[ccchackalll]

Ridiculous

[Kirinet]

1:22 Owww Ow ow ow owwww!! You haredim have the sickest rituals ever. Ffs, that looks so painful.

[IanMcKinleyfd3]

0:45 lol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[sharmin801]

Hello, Dessler Morgan

[asheriko26]

Just great !!!!

[PUTS31]

He Cooked the meat in butter. Definitely not a real Jew

[Yuurekk]

@PUTS31 he is 'Dessler' a jewish serial killer, why should he care? 0.0

[drsweetluv]

@PUTS31

Check the packet, it says 'Margarine'. Non-dairy

[PUTS31]

@drsweetluv It says Un-salted

[drsweetluv]

@PUTS31

Check UNDER the word unsalted. It says margarine.

[PUTS31]

@drsweetluv Most margarine has dairy in it.

[PUTS31]

@drsweetluv Ok nevermind i saw the U with a circle around it

[Stiba1000]

lol

[Tiza123m]

I hope it`s not real butter. Because that will be "missing the point" :).

[Eliq09]

i hope it wasnt pork meat ;-)

[Gragaz93]

@Eliq09 It said "kosher" in hebrew on it..

so it probably was not a pork meat!

[apolotoy]

Elite Coffee!!!!



[OmgxLlama]

Why separate the eggs when you're just gonna put the yolks back with the whites???

[janporra]

PedoSmile at 0:10

[anasamati]

This jew dexter is killing palestiniens

[TheAlpachino1]

Tonights the night :D

[AntonCS97]

HAHAHA SO AWESOME!!

[DavivaPastilka]

nice job, but...... white socks into black shoes? really? :)

[Jensenholic]

That is so funny.

I think even Dexter would laugh about this parody

Good Job

[KaThYscreamo]

estupendo... aunque sea una ofensa para dexter. jejejeje 

[coldstaind91]

lol goddamn Jews...

[coldstaind91]

Do I See Sheets Of Plastic In Your Future?

[pird1]

@mickipie298

.it's called tefillin

:) It's a Jewish Thing

[mickipie298]

@pird1 THANK YOU. i was CONFUSED. :P

[SilvahDot]

@mickipie298 jewish tradition, yo

[drsweetluv]

@mickipie298

Its a jewish tradition done in the morning..

[kroen]

@mickipie298 wiki Tefillin

[marylilith15]

excellent !!!

[andreschait]

This is incredible Awesome... I live in Israel actually and even the Video Production as its humour and perfect adaptation to a Jew thing is unarguable amazing!! Congratulations

[llllQueenllll]

Harry would approve it.

[damynbi]

hahahaha why are we not funding this video hilarous!

[mickipie298]

@damynbi no its not

[irishgummybear]

Is it just me or did this almost feel like a WEIRD AL vidio?

[russkij1488]

niiiice hahaha the scene with borsch is amazing hahahaahaha

[chris0stone]

juden 

[bywukime]

LOL racist troll is racist

[MissBwanee]

Marry me <3

[mickipie298]

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCKIN JEW SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE....AND MAY YOUR BODY BE CUT UP INTO LITTLE CHUNKS AND DUMPED IN THE FUCKIN SEA YOU MORON

[HopeIsAGame]

@mickipie298 ...shut up.

[mickipie298]

@HopeIsAGame this is absolute bullshit.i may have over reacted, but you are NO fucking one to tell me to shut up. coz im not. -.-

[russkij1488]

@mickipie298 go eat some curry and fuck a cow

[tjd1985]

@russkij1488 Dude that is gross. Who the hell would eat curry.

[Shakai]

bahahahahahahahaha oh god this got me good hahahaha

[seferbalcarce]

NIce, made me laugh.

[LauraK412]

Loved it- well done! :)

[pocketsfullofnothing]

0:09 creepy smile

[1breger]

who need this?

[MsYair666]

WTF XDDDDD

[notdahangoverguy]

no.

[Gamez4Review]

great, now I'm hungry....-.-

[MRsounddude]

great one but you've got one mistake there: a real dessler would'nt fry he's meat with butter

[JohnoBoy2K2]

@MRsounddude That's a pareve margarine :)

[harrow86]

Great thats brilliant thanks ;)

[leticiavaladares21]

rumm,

[yasfalcao]

I love it LOL

[hippiechic69]

This is really awesome! well done.

[bdreid68]

dude that was awesome. taht's so much better than the one i'm working on

[groofile]

Nice.

[za1pp]

Awesome

[sharxSvillain]

Well, Jews have been committing genocide against gentiles for thousands of years so this is no surprise really

[Balavan]

@sharxSvillain FUCK YOU!

[sharxSvillain]

@Balavan

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fuck you jew

[FilipxPoland]

Ehehe Jew !!

[elitegraph]

Haha this is excellent :D

[123tsh]

kosher butchery EPIIIIIIIIIIIC Against the pork i love it

[wgcw1993]

Normally these things make me cringe, however this was actually really good!!

[NeKeTs7777777]

degenerate

[TheYvonne69]

its not that bad at all :)

[girix8]

he fits the code

[MsDeb0]

LOL! 

[MsDeb0]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I was waiting for the end, to see which character was " Dexter", and when I saw the Matza, I thought it could be a jud . hahah

[koforeverk2]

THE MADOFF ROUTINE

[AdamRaijuu]

a jew serial killer, noone would ever expect it, GENIUS!!

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@AdamRaijuu, I would...they are called Zionists :D

[Balavan]

@NeCacaluXuxultic And you'd probably recommend concentration camps for them wouldn't you, you filthy disgusting nazi swine.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@Balavan, Actually the Nazis killed anybody who was Jewish. Also, the Zionists are known to kill their fellow Orthodox Jewish brothers who want nothing more than peace in the middle east and any REAL JEW would be against this Zionist regime seeing that the Zionists are only there to make people's lives miserable. Now as for me being a 'Nazi" I am bi-racial.

[cannoir]

actually the neo nazis killed anyone who wasn't aryan.The blacks they killed in the Konzentrationslager were not recorded purely because they were not counted as "human". And yes there are enough Nazi biracials. case in point the Nazi mulatto who terrorized blacks in Denmark.Until his own neo nazi folk crushed his head like a tomato.He is still being talked about in the cold north.There are Nazis Jews as well, hell puh-lenty of them.

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@cannoir , it still doesn't change teh fact that Nazis treated blacks better than Americans LOL.

[HeebHop]

@NeCacaluXuxultic Your also an idiot, don't forget

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

@HeebHop, only a jackass would call me an idiot seeing as how I stated the facts while YOU have a problem with it.

[Oussmaad]

@AdamRaijuu are you kidding me? a jew ,is a serial killer by natur ,dont forget jews sionists crimes,cauz we won't =)

[yoninir]

@Oussmaad and don't forget you hate crimes which is full of lies cause we won't =)

[NorwegianMontages]

@AdamRaijuu Best comment in a long long time!

[AdamRaijuu]

@NorwegianMontages Thanks, man

[depelated]

This is me singing this music. Na na na na na....na na....na na na na na....na...na na na na naaaa naaaa. Na na na...na na na....na na na....na na na na na....na na na....nuh nuh na na nah....na...na....nah....nuh..­..nah. Dananananuhnuhnuhna Dananananuhnuhnuhna Dananananuhnuhnuhna...na na na...WINK.

[2911NadiaS]

hahaha this is actually pretty funny

[TollereRandoms]

what in god name was that :DDDD

[EXTINCTICON]

Dexter is going to kill you

[danielle71177]

huge like !!!:)

[therumsha1]

HAHAHA LOVE IT!! LOVE THE DIMPLED SMILE :D

[ishavaishampayan]

not gonna lie, this is pretty legit :]

[3Nex]

wait, why'd he first separate the egg yolk if he was gonna fry the whole egg anyway?

[1LeaMen1]

0:36 - FAIL

You don't fry meat, even if it's kosher, with butter.

Milk + Meat = Not Kosher

[madrc]

@1LeaMen1 wrong... the MARGARINE is parve(neutral)

[TheBigLittleA]

@1LeaMen1 It's a margarine.. :P

[yonye87]

@1LeaMen1 It's margarine...

[HyperactiveRabbit]

wtf is that on 0:51 ? eggs ? why are they square ?

[KentuckyChicken2]

@HyperactiveRabbit

I was wondering too!!!  :D

[Lirena12]

@HyperactiveRabbit It's Mazza, a bread substitute for Passover

[lia246]

@HyperactiveRabbit

this are not eggs,

it's matzah brei :)

[TheAllMcSimplePanic1]

@HyperactiveRabbit lol its matza

[altonormz]

@HyperactiveRabbit It's unleavened bread, they eat it in Passover

[Inbar990]

Respond to this video...

it's Matza

[bhbcurd]

@HyperactiveRabbit 

a omg in isreal is call maza is cosher for peseah

nd is tasty with egg

and now own give a shit about first shoe

[yonye87]

@HyperactiveRabbit that's called Matza Bright... It's Matza with eggs

[kryptonite12]

it's matzo

[RiPevilSeb1]

gay ass lol

[KurwaNieWyrobie]

AWESOME! I LOVE IT.

[TheFunny997]

I laughed fuckin hard, although i adore dexter :D

[RORYC479]

retarded



[MrDigandelini]

judeu filha da puta

[GenNagato]

anyone know how make that omelette lol?

[Aeolis7]

The music fits your video better then it fits Dexter!

Nicely done!

[TheSpliffKing]

jeew!!!

[MostCamperKills]

Ha this was very good

What's the sheet over the face if you don't mind me asking?

[martinssempa]

@MostCamperKills A tallit is a Jewish prayer shawl. The tallit is worn over the outer clothes during the morning prayers (Shacharit) on weekdays, Shabbat and holidays.

[MostCamperKills]

@martinssempa

ah, thank you! ^_^

[iaclassic]

The instant coffee made me laugh.

Dexter fans would also enjoy JamesatWar's vid. The title is

Dexter - I Just Haven't Killed You Yet - Michael Buble Parody

(you're all welcome)

[noamchoco]

I guess you can't find it as funny because mostly, you can't relate.

And some of you are just anti Semite.

I wouldn't find it as funny either if I weren't a Jew.

[Ven7oinha]

no funny at all

[Awesome1601]

Isn't a parody suppose to be funny?

[newrock88]

Très bien fait !! 

[yoninir]

not funny but a good imitation

[nikoleo9]

stupid jew bastard. i hope you die in a fire.

[michelle61092]

is he like a rabbi or somtin like a jewish priest???? ha this is not so funy bt its a good 1.....

[slicshuter]

@Msjanedoe124 Something to do with Judaism, can't remember the name of it though.

[xwootxnoobx]

LOL 0:47-0:50

[rzolko18]

@Msjanedoe124 do you know what judaism is ?this is a tefilin you dumb ass

[Rooti1]

I like this - sorry I'm not from the US so I don't understand some of the comments about neighbourhoods & such like.

But it has style.

Respect, frum friend & thanks for posting.

[hayseninusername]

Our Dexter ( Dahsin) is better :) Take a look---> watch?v=fD6XPTtgiqI

[thenofxer]

Nicely done i will have to say... because my opinion matters or something.

[Woodman1000]

The margarine he uses with the meat is Pareve. It says so on the label. Thus, nothing wrong.

[shim2dawg]

and why does he put his shoes on wrong?

[shim2dawg]

why does he eat before shacharit?

[m13miles]

@Msjanedoe124 its tefillin

[88rain]

Saying the bracha, ah, what a good yid!!! Yasher koach, very funny video!! 

[kylelikesducks]

What Camera did you film this on and with what lense? It's not a macro lense is it?

[TheHappyKitten]

@Msjanedoe124 Tefillin

[WeDoSeriousThings]

@Msjanedoe124 its funny cuz when dex ties his shoes in the real intro it looks way too intense so they're making fun of it

[ximma91]

I'am Jewish ! I love Dexter and this parody is a..................Fucking Great Amazing and Hilarious parody !!! xD

[MrCatalinp2]

very very funny (I like dexter) but this its too funny

[DonkeySlayer1]

Umm wtf is this?

[plokamhss]

the only thing i'm sure about,is that he ate well during the recording of this clip...

[GabtheRocker]

Very good :)

[zenitman135]

Awesome!Its really funny parody!

[Sosiox]

ahahah, i laughed so hard when he taped his arm

xD



[MrAlonDoron]

@Msjanedoe124 Lol XD

[JustAnotherYtuber]

why is he eating an 11 year olds period juice?

[MyNameBirthYear]

Matzah pancakes! Woo!

[landesal]

@Msjanedoe124 cuz hes jewish, got the joke?

[agnesdeque]

Très bon!

[kolvos1]

Its the morning prayer conservative jews do every morning - its a piece of leather :)