fast talking chinese girl

[SarionFetecuse]

Can I just please have some stir fry? ........... Please?

[airplanesimen]

she is just like my teacher :P talks so fast as a v12 turbo diesel can drive..

[DuXiangBlade]

哈哈,,,首先别焦急( ´・ω・｀)

[1049160]

LOL, no commas and fullstops...she seriously is a LMAO guru. :D

[hey3184]

She is the bitches in the Chinese family.If you don't do good work you must see my Kungful Master that what she said...lol

[mindlessme100]

@ilovemario49922

Umm....Chinese ppl eat dogs and cats bcuz they dant have a good supply of meat in asia like we do here.....and y do u hate them damn.....god made everyboddi fo a reason so there u go....abd btw did u say that so ppl can hate chinese ppl to, if u did...fuck u piece of doggie shit

[6NK6]

LMAO

[ytcy1]

most of them talk very fast and loud - this is a common practice to drive out evil spirit, believe it or not

[giojiu]

OMG !

[jtlaureda]

what???



[NiNiGlors]

That's how I used to talk like when I was little.

[marcell0998]

questions ?



[germas369]

all i heard was "shishao fhjgdslfkjhdslfkjbdf"

[Budaki56]

@germas369 thats because you don't speak her language...

[xXxTHaisKaulitzxXx]

...aru?

[dasgemuse]

*the camera turns around and it is a class of very confused american kids at career day and one chinese girl sulking in embarrassment

[TheCatsLastWord]

This is only fast to people who can't understand Chinese.

[wweiscoolXD]

lol

[FullNoobProductions]

什么？

[laugen92]

atleast she is in a kind of a kitchen..

thumbs up if agree

[ernesdee2o916]

She basically said buy this knife it is good to cut tiger penis and make stir fry with them.

[yoman3512]

lol

[damn1981991]

FUCKING BREATHEEE WOMAN!!

[Bamb0009]

im chinese and dude is she high

[elisechan80]

LOLWUT

[itubeyoublah]

shoot me

[SlowUrRoll212]

When you're stoned its a Trip to think about stuff like "Man this is going on in china right now.." or "Theres some guy in a weird country like Hungary right now drinking water.." That shit trips me out hahaha you guys try it tho

[591471]

actually she was speaking english.... REALLY fast

[TurnToJesus1]

If all Asian women speak this fast then I guess my dreams of an Asian wife just went down the toilet...

[hiltonhonie]

wow....what?



[iTzBaRbi3BisHH]

can u repeat dat again

[hogarth131313]

See, she has the illusion she's teaching, but she is still very much in a kitchen.

[Eremenatar]

That's not fast that is exactly how ppl should talk ;p

[Super6lover]

no you musn't destroy it, dont kill the poor vedgie! "BUT I MUST". why?"BECAUSE IT MOCKED HOW FAST I SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY",but it only wanted to know what you were saying. ''oh, um now im emberrised.sorry vedgetable" oh sure you are."but i a-YOU SHUT UP

[StaceysMaa]

wow...

[myfunkychannel]

wow slow down i can barely keep up

[keviouk]

She seems so upsed against these vegetables

[bweedin]

After being in Southern China for a while, I understand a lot of Mainland Chinese accents, including this lady, but I still have trouble understanding Taiwanese Mandarin speakers.

[Soundsbro123]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[Snowman20]

....What...??

I didn't understand a word she said even with all my years of Chinese study :P

[usmananjum17]

Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh

[TheMike2993]

BREATHE WOMAN!!!!! BREATHE!!!!!

[SexyBraBoy]

she probably learned how to speak by dropping her frying pan down the stairs..

[ASAF13224]

billy mays made in china

[carlquinn73]

her voice box break?

[Sparkesix]

she looks mad :D

[makotodenka]

its chongqing dialect

[cdosrt]

@makotodenka its not.. she's speaking mandarin in a Chongqing accent..

[joelyjoelyjoelyJOELY]

lol maybe she was havin a bad day

[Communitychoud]

OMG

i dnt fink they understood it themsevle

[BLACKnHEART]

WTF u just sad

[PoohStickProductions]

I need a nap now

[Xmel470X]

sorry i missed past of it.. say it again?..

[wilsonbnyc]

Made In China ! Chinese don't buy that shit... they sell it to other people.

[jjyykang]

I speak Mandarin, but her accent sounds terrible to me.

[Artharrex123]

MANDARIN IS FREAKING ME OUT!

[motabikeboy]

pardon?

[hassan1614]

DAYUM!!!!!!!!

sum ting wong?



[DutchyVegas420]

LMFAO SHES ON COKE XDXDDDDDDDDD

[oOninellaOo]

Wow, omg i'm freakin out of here! damn!

[AshBreaker1210]

OMG...she's so F****g fast! :0

[arccity]

sounds like a ping pong game

[MGuardado17]

shinshaushin sho

[toyrtedas1]

did she say somethin about a sasuage

[ch00scape]

pretty funny lol

[TheDogmeat05]

i would hate to have sexx with her

[Trgvo]

For most asian cultures speedy speak is a way to prove that they are good and to show up their skills. Speedy speak has convincing affects to the listeners. The crowd is looking up to the speakers and impressed about that. TV News speakers or reporters are all trained to speak fast.

[Killerslayer78]

she is a fast fuck

[LeetKrew090]

WTF hahahahaha man so epic

[Antonio32639]

she's saying shi on me. And we can open a won ton soup drycleaning store

[RodTehGod]

at 0:16 do you hear "chinee peopr?" or was that me?

[240kankan]

no matter how fast she talks ,i can catch it easily

[FreakDuLake]

LOOOOOOOOOL take a breath girl

[lewisgunner1]

i dont speak chinese

[sp3c14l3d]

hhm...Billy Mays...as a woman.....in China...

[macman113]

@sp3c14l3d with or without the coke?

[abchico]

@sp3c14l3d lol

[reallysecretusername]

she seems stressed out

[bcldj39]

SHAMWOW

[abchico]

@bcldj39 lol