Pizza is a Vegetable and Water does not prevent dehydration

[jakluk4]

looking at the date, we stayed in bed late, its cause we conceived hermie the night before! HAHAHAHA

[thepossessor]

this is BEYOND ridiculous! from the dictionary:

the word hydrate n. [HYDR(O)-+-ATE] a chemical compound of WATER and some other substance

hydro-[Greek origin, hydor, water] combining form. 1. water [hydrometer] 2. hydrogen.

water and hydro are the same thing. What the EU is claiming is pure bullshit and makes no sense whatsoever.

[RFTL]

Sorry but water doesn't prevent dehydration.

But yes water Hydrates the Body.

But preventing dehydration and hydration are not the same thing.

Preventing would mean that people can drink water before going into the desert and don't have to take water with them. Because if it prevents there is no need to drink more water.

Of course that's not the case. The have to brink water with them because after some time of dehydration they have to hydrate or die.

[66sicksfishstix]

actually it's the job of the american people to balance the budget of the american people. fuck leaders. fuck masters. we are the ones we've been waiting for.

[66sicksfishstix]

lobbying == bribery;

PERIOD.

END THOSE FUCKS.

[66sicksfishstix]

great vid, good laugh :)

[martincooper162]

The EU is right why they said that water doesn’t prevent dehydration. If you drank some water now and then went running for an hour, you will be dehydrated after. Therefore the water you drank before the run didn’t prevent you from becoming dehydrated. Water does hydrate you, but it doesn’t prevent you from becoming dehydrated. The ban is there to prevent people from thinking that if you drank a bottle of water that claims to prevent dehydration, you will never become dehydrated.

[420SmokeDatHaze]

@martincooper162 Fuck off.

[bmlanger1]

Aren't tomatoes a fruit?

[MrCriticize]

Sweet, I now eat 5 different pizza's a day as part of my 5 a day

[morganmay1]

Hey, let's go out and plant ourselves a PIZZA PATCH!

[jakluk4]

@morganmay1 LOL!

[EuphoricImpact]

It appears that what is happening is preparations for water shortages. If you set the idea (via rule of law) then denial, of what we know to be true, provides license for future mistreatment (denial of this valuable resource) to citizens. Yeah dehydration is a clinical condition (face palm). I will not even get started on jailing someone (this news does nothing but arouse aversion in me). I am also sure someone is making bank from this movement. There has to be more to this! Peace

[MaKaElectric]

I LOVE PIZZA! YAY! LOL!

[CuteCatFaith]

It might not SEEM romantic but intellectual discussion with my French spouse keeps this long-running marriage convivial. It's an open marriage & if he is not available, I can find my own pleasure, just no sneaking around or crazy stuff. Very sane, so European! Last year was marital meltdown, however, make no mistake! The water issue is key. I was advised about this years ago. Remember when Regan said ketchup is a vegetable? I do. Oh, great, and in plastic bottles, too. Hooray. Uprated.

[jakluk4]

@CuteCatFaith part of what makes Matt and I work so well, is our deep rooted friendship, beyond anything else....so i agree with you. I think being able to talk about everything, and most importantly WANTING to talk about everything and sharing that with someone is key. It is something we deeply lacked both in our previous marriages. Its what makes us work. Im glad you found the same kind of partner, altho no open marriage here, besides, im so good why would he downgrade? hahahahahahaa

[CuteCatFaith]

@jakluk4 In fact, as far as I know, we've both been faithful. When things are on an "upfront" basis, it takes away the potential cheating thrill. As the years go by, if there's no friendship and intellectual interplay, it's death! The French have an interesting attitude about affairs. "A little adventure" or even something longterm is understood, but scandal MUST be avoided, no fraud. It's a little weird, in fact, for me, an American. You'd be surprised -- women are expected to do this!

[whimberly1]

........Friggin ridiculous !

[june201955]

I think that I'll order my next pizza w/nut toppings. That way it will be an all meat (not veggy) pizza. eg: Obumnuts, Pelosinuts, Geithnernuts, etc.. Haha!

[55ella2007k]

As far as the EU goes, all you have to do is follow the money. The top dogs are not even elected, so the entire thing is quite dubious. I think, what some people are pushing for, in terms of water, is that bottled water is somehow pure (when this is no longer the case, of course). There is virtually NOTHING in the US food-chain which has NOT been contaminated by GMO's. Good video, guys :)

[tenagliac]

They should change their wording a little.

They should that buying stock combats dehydration or

taking out loans from the IMF combats dehydration. Those

would be exempt from any rule of law or truth.

Congress must have seen that movie about a pizza tree.

They believed it. So gullible. Sheesh.

[zEropoint68]

Really stupid wording aside, I think the point of the law is to prevent bottled water companies from goading people into drinking more water than they should. Have you noticed that the amount of water that we "need" to drink has shot up from "when you're thirsty" to "five gallons a day" or whatever ever since bottled water broke into the mainstream market? The law doesn't say *doctors* can't make that claim, just the people trying to sell water.

[mconn2112]

@zEropoint68

I see your point, but it is a well established and scientifically backed fact that water prevents dehydration. So the water companies aren't actually leading anyone to do anything.....unless they say their water is a magic tonic or some hokie shit like that.

[zEropoint68]

@mconn2112 I'm not saying it's not the stupidestly worded law in the history of lawmaking, I'm just saying there's at least something that passes for a reason that at least makes a little bit of sense. :-)

[metalgodess81]

Lulz, for love of all that is UN-holy. I have dent's in my forehead, from face-palming so much.

[jakluk4]

@metalgodess81 hahahaha! i feel ya!

[DuecesRWild85]

YIPPY I LOVE PEPPERONI PIZZA!!!! AND I FRIGGEN HATE VEGGIES SO IM GOOD NOW!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! lol wow we live in a SAD SAD SAD world/country!!!!!!!

[jakluk4]

@TheElMoIsEviL we so feel you on that.....and you sit back and wonder, why doesn't the majority see this shit for what it blatantly is?

[MyRealityBytes]

Congress should be paid in pizza, french fries and water.

[vocalbrush]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IN TEARS FROM THE MADNESS, LOOking a little thirsty Matt, GOT WATER?? HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[jakluk4]

@vocalbrush HAHAHAHAHAAA

[mconn2112]

@vocalbrush

I'm so thirsty!!!  Hahahahaha!

[vocalbrush]

GOD DAMMIT, SERIOUSLY!? HAHAAAAAAAAAAA - THEY'VE ALL GONE BLOODY MAD!

[vocalbrush]

Oh MY, how romantic HAHAAAAAAAAAAA

[jakluk4]

@vocalbrush i know, hot newlyweds we are, huh? hahaha

[mconn2112]

@vocalbrush

*wink wink*

[GodlessManitoban]

I traveled to Alberta and ended up dehydrated because of the elevation. Was in the ER for hours getting Saline.

Time to just start your own country.

[pr0t0typeB0Y]

Sunday morning news vid!!! Love it, and just when I need a vid from the two of you, even better! I heard about the pizza story and cracked-up, lobbying, the monster, once more. When you actually take a breath and conceptualize all of the corporations that wave clout in D.C., its just sickening! As for the bottled-water story, that was news to me...so water doesn't prevent hydration...hhhhmmm, that just turned the entire field of biology on it's head =P

Peace my dear, dear friends.

[lorrainethepain]

If the EU wants to punish companies for "false advertising", they should fine them, like we do here in the US, not make them do jail time. Maybe they'd be able to raise some money that way.

Why do you think companies here in the US have those statements on products that say, "This product does not claim to heal or cure any ailments and diseases." It's to cover their butts with the FDA, or they'd be fined for "false advertising" and/or get their product banned.

[PleaseStayTuned]

Pizza eats holes in your head draining the water causing dehydration, and turns you into a vegetable.

[mconn2112]

@PleaseStayTuned

Hahahahaha! There you go!

[lorrainethepain]

There is nothing special about bottled water. It's true that water, in and of itself, doesn't prevent dehydration, as other nutrients are required, as well. As for the EU, they would rather have people drink expensive European wine when they're thirsty & if they're stupid enough to waste money on studies like they did, now you know why Europe is being baled out.

Are you guys old enough to remember ketchup being declared a vegetable during Reaganomics? History repeats itself.

[jakluk4]

@lorrainethepain yeah, were old enuf, and that is such crap as well, isnt it?

[boz6969123]

We are TRULY LIVING IN THE LAND OF OZ!! :0

[shakelightly]

and apple, blueberry and banana cream pies are fruit! we're living in the twilight zone!

[snakebitgoat]

pizza CAN be a vegetable but not really lol. And well, duh it prevents dehydration. Cute couple you two are.

[hawkdreaming]

silly thinkers.. sound like those 9/11 toothers to me... waters actually toxic unless it has fluoride in it, morans... and pizza is .. uh um uhh .. wut was the queshen again...

[LouieDaProtectionist]

UNiversity of Pheonix online division. LOLLMFAO!