POSTAL's Mini Indiana Jones takes on Harrison Ford

[elc2034]

boll should make commercials instead of movies

[rw221192]

he was actually right

[orkabytanamn]

The disturbing part about this is that Postal really was better than the fourth Indiana film :S

[maximilli111]

LMFAO XD

[fedespasser1]

Best youtube ever.......laughing my shiny hiny off....lol...

[Chrispat8]

Was Vern Troyer threatened to by be rapped by Uwe Boll and his crew in order to say shit like this? or did he actually enjoy making that unfunny, unwatchable crap.

[Chrispat8]

We all know what movie we all saw that opening weekend, Uwe Boll. Even though the new Indiana Jones sucked, it was still watchable in comparison. Still shame on Lucas and Speilberg for raping their own franchise.

[ANXIETY93]

every body who didnt like this movie are just pissed cuz of 9/11 get over it fags

[FatCaterpillar11]

Uwe Boll can suck a cock.

[pjdr]

well maybe the next one will be better...why do i feel so much doubt right now?

[azekok]

Postal atleast made people laugh, Indiana Jones left them with depressions caused by watching their childhood hero getting raped by two old senile men.

[alexfanx]

And that totally isn't funny?

[Rhademanthus]

Rape is always funny.

[azekok]

The new Indiana Jones movie, in my opinion is pure bullshit. Steven Spielberg and George Lukas RAPED Indiana Jones by making that crappy movie. Compared to the Budget that these two directors have had to make this movie people should get angry why they didnt spend the money to feed starving children in africa or elsewhere in the world, instead spending it to to punch every Indiana Jones fan in the face.

[Talipallo216]

have you seen the south park episode where Spielberg and Lucas really Do Rape indiana

[azekok]

Maybe its true that most Uwe Boll movies suck. But Postal is definitely his best movie, and its quite a good videogame adaption compared to all the other shitty videogame based movies out there. Postal the movie manages to recreate the Humor of Postal the videogame very well if you like that sort of humour or not. Maybe it is humour at the level of farting, but have you ever played Postal? If yes that is what you should have expected when you went to watch that movie.

[rebirthangel]

Funny, they said that Postal would kick Indies ass, and yet crystal skull grossed a lot more money than Postal did...what does that tell you?

[BurialWarlock]

Just because it makes more money doesnt make it a better film. Look at I am Legend. It made more money than lets say Pulp Fiction. Now which one of thems a better film.

[EnterTheMold]

Amen.

[agentkronik]

LOL Verne Troyer is always funny... =)

[archounduser10]

no it isnt indian jones rocked

[comediananton]

The Postal movie is awesome. Indiana Jones suck

[benedicttucker]

anyone who finds this movie is retarded, they need to get a sense of humour that doesn't involve farts.

[Bratologist]

People who read and undestand the above comment are retarts. They need to get a sense of intelligents that doesn't involve stupidity.

[jgjghgh]

This dude rocks!

[formano90]

Verne Troyer looks scared, I think he is afraid Harrison ford will see this and beat the the ever lovin midget shit out of him

[SireBogart]

Boll, how does it feel to be using Mike Myers' old props?

What's more, how does it feel to know that you can't even make a midget funny?

Stop weaseling money out of your country's back pocket in order to fund this shit. If you're really so desperate for people to like you (and thid would probably turn out about as much profit), go and directly give the money to citizens in the street.

The shamelessness won't be half as cringeworthy as your denial.

[gmanhell94]

i havn't seen this movie yet, but it looks better than the game

[benedicttucker]

no offence that this is just pathetic, trynna slag off indiana jones with crap unfunny humour. And the best thing is Postals opened in 4 Cinemas and made a huge loss. WHICH MEANS UWE BOLLS POOR!. YEYYY!

[harrymasononvacation]

No they banned the movie from all but 4 theatres. ANd the movie is actually pretty hilarious.

[TPIMaster]

Not mini me! Anyone but mini me! Uwe Boll, you have gone too far!

[ashtonworld]

that is awesome

[owun47]

I'd watch Indiana Jones 4 any day than watch Uwe Boll's films. He pisses me off so much, he pushed me to the edge that I signed the petition at the end. Makes Paul W.S. Anderson a genius, which he is a good director but just dont let Anderson write (see Resident Evil and AVP for example). I watched Alone in the Dark and a bit of House of the Dead. . . . got absolutely nothing to do with the games. I actually liked Indy 4, I do realise it no Raiders but enjoyed nonetheless.

[JustAnotherGaian]

I could honestly make a better movie than Uwe Boll with a steak knife, a disposable camcorder, a bottle of ketchup, & my nextdoor neighbor.

[UltimateHeavyMetal]

rofl great

[PELICANFLY]

mini me is funny. "this message is for Indiana Jones,...I'll fuck you up". lol. He small and funny

[MartyJ0]

Indy 4 was quite good. Havn't heard anything about Postal though.

[ninjawraith17]

I bet the writers for POSTAL don't suck as bad Indy 4. Can i get an amen?

[nukingthefridge2592]

AMEN!!

[azekok]

amen

[gmanhell94]

Indiana Jones 4 sucked.

Verne Troyer is the best actor

[cetaepsilon]

Boll's latest advertising stunt:

"If you don't watch my movie I'll put you in a ten rounds bout with me"

[shadowclown169]

True story, though. Indy 4 was FUCKING awful. I mean -awful-. I'd rather see Postal because at least I'd KNOW it's bad going into it.

[TheratMonkey]

Fucking blasphemy.

[BuBisBack]

ifilmstuf24, your mental capacity is showing, and it is rather low!

Boll knows he has no chance to go up against a Spielberg film and out-gross it. The system is set in favor of Spielberg, in opposition to film-makers like Boll.

POSTAL is an example of a brand of comedy that you obviously cannot grasp.

I cannot wait to see it.

[GFharrybutt]

I had to see Postal in two parts because this movie was just SO FUCKING BORING! Gags (if you can call them this way) weren't funny at all. I played the game, and I found some humor in it. A little. Hidden deep into the shittyness of awful level design.

But this movie is worse than a cheesy TV late night show. It's a mess.

By all means, DON'T WATCH POSTAL!

[kevlonk]

Shut up Troyer.

[nickboy333]

Indiana jones is a typical american cock sucking christian family fat ass watching shitty predicatble movie.

[incaidol]

uwe balls challenging steven spieldberg and george lucas as a publicity stunt is more predictable LMAO

[ifilmstuf24]

Verne is great, Just watch the Austin Powers movies. But Postal is going to suck And Indy will rock.

Come on You think Boll will have a chance against Spielberg. Even Spielberg's Biggest Box office bomb has made more money than all of Boll's movies combined. Case in Point, Boll doesn't have a chance.

[MekanikalVoid]

Poor wasted midjet. :(

[MekanikalVoid]

Hardly anyone is going to see Postal.

[Jojjes11]

this trailer is just sad

[EvilRadiatedMonkey]

Postal killing Indiana Jones??? Who says germans don't have irony?

[poisongodmachine1]

I think Postal is going to be pretty good. I wanna see it, it sure will be funny. The problem is: releasing the movie on the same weekend as Indiana Jones is SUICIDE! PURE MADNESS! IT WILL (UNFORTUNATELY) BE A TOTAL BOX OFFICE FLOP!

[PvtNoob]

How is Postal going to be better than Indiana Jones?

[JOHNOSMOVIEREVIEWS]

i dont know. it wont beet it either. the movie will suck. i'd say it can gross 15 million tops. there is no way it will beatn indy. i dont know why boll picked it to go up against indy when that is the one movie in may thats expected to have the biggest opening. boll is not a bad director, he is a good one but his movies suck because the scripts suck. what he needs is a good script and to stick to it if he wants the academy award.

[PvtNoob]

finally, someone agrees!

[JOHNOSMOVIEREVIEWS]

how could i not. who the fuck is gonna see postal. aint no fuckin way it will beat indy. plus, this video is a really shitty way to advertise your movie. this vid makes me not wanna see postal.

[JadedTrojan]

What about the annoying art direction, dumb action sequences, bad acting, bad soundtrack, etc; stuff like that is controlled by the director overall. And he actually thinks his movies are pure genius!

So you can blame his crappy movies on his illusions of grandoise pride and conceitedness if you really want. Also, his offense to any criticism and his unwillingness to listen to it doesn't really convince me he's a good director.

[iammajinvegeta]

Verne troyer has sold his soul. A promo for a Uwe Boll-o-crap movie? I am so ashamed to think that i found u funny in Austin Powers

[PvtNoob]

He sucks Boll's dick.

[DistantJ]

lmao!

Can't wait to see POSTAL.

[EXPERIMENT17882A]

bullshit!! as soon as i heard the little guy say that postal was better than indiana jones i instantly said BULLSHIT!!! with pure venom in my voice....

i hate uwe boll

[9nova6]

you and every pre movie fan with you buddy, uwe boll really sinkes to the bottom with this piece of crap advertising Boycoy Uwe Boll

[tallie7487]

postal won't break a million bucks that weekend while indiana jones is sure to break 100 million in the first 2 days

[BrotherT]

What's in his bag? Probably a few kilogramms of Uwe Boll's nazi gold? XD Lol... I hope he doesn't gonna ruin FarCry!

[timmythetwinky]

of course hes going to ruin farcry! i dont even think its going to theaTRES

[benedicttucker]

hopefully some poeple with sense will burn the master copy :)

[whysammy]

Wow uwe.....Great hiring

[brenndon1]

guys dont flame thats what this nazi of movies want ...

Vern Troyer is only doing this for ...well you know stars theyll do any thing for money.

[Y2JFAN811]

FUCK YOU verne troyer go suck bolls stupid small cock

[HazeNJuice]

I`ll fuck you up" lol random but dumb, IJ4 >>>>>>> Postcrap

[symbiote24]

Verne Troyer is A Funny Actor,but why did he wanna come out in a Fucking Uwe Boll Movie,For the money most likely

[rawb1989]

his movies cant even make up for the cost to make the movies by a long shot there couldnt even be money for to pay the actors

[rawb1989]

is postsl even gonna be in the top 10 of the box office that weekend

[carpet2222]

ITs just goes to show that actors (not all) only care about money, look at all the great names that Uwe has had in all his movies.

[NBAFAN86]

I think they were blackmailed into being in his movies.

[Crunchieman]

you can tell he is being held gunpoint to do this, poor little guy. he is forgetting his lines too, only actors forget their lines on gun point.

[xombl3]

"ILL FUCK YOU UP"

[Silencer111]

ha and then when the release comes indy 4 kicks that shitty video game adaption postal

[konga91]

Hahaha, you are retarded.

[MegaFat1]

Postal... being better than Indy 4... Ha! Plus Indy 4 will annihilate Postal in Box Office numbers.

[MushookieMan]

Yeah who the hell would watch that movie over INDIANA FUCKING JONES 4!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joster285]

Uh, me!  Hello?

[RicardoDiaz]

Has there ever been anything so sad? Everyone knows Micheal J. Anderson is the best little person around.

[cromos]

lol

[joster285]

Shut up Indy nerds! And remember, a heavy machine gun beats a whip! The gun is Postal and the weak-ass whip is Indy 4.

[MegaFat1]

Do you know how much time you have to spend to know how to use a whip, it isn't exactly easy, and probably more difficult than firing a heavy machine gun.

[joster285]

What's so hard about that? Just swing your whipping arm like crazy.

[sisudo21]

postal might have a chance because of controversy

[Fedora1936]

His gear looks quite good...

[MobbingUnited]

Funny video^^ But Indiana Jones will fuck Postal up in May... no chance... Sorry :D

[nexiva]

............okay. awful.

[Cinemaniac7]

Well I most definetely don't want to see Postal, and there is no way it's going to beat Indy 4 at the box office, but I will give kudos to Verne Troyer for being hilarous once again

[brentsss]

ILL FUCK YOU UP!

[tgibfo]

brilliant