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  • I was gonna make a one-liner, but it's not (Haynes)worth it.

  • Andre Carter working his ass off to get to Mike Vick, Albert Haynesworth dead on the floor... Where are they both now? Andre Carter - Patriots sack leader and missed a bunch of games - Albert Haynesworth cut twice and not gonna be signed any time soon.

  • I just lost my voice... You aight? Don't lose it. We got a little bit left.

  • Epic Facepalm

  • U mad bro

  • Closet full of diapers.........whoa!

  • i want redskins reparations! lmao

  • "They're bleeding all over the field!" Love it. Don't love the Redskins, cuz they suck, but thanks.

  • Chad Dukes, you mad bro?

  • Years of pent-up frustration...GO COWBOYS

  • 1:14: "There was a game?"

    Not really :)

  • last year, the skins sucked and the eagles were amazing. now they both suck

  • best rant ever

  • Dat muse

  • he mad

  • Get 'em.

  • Ironic....This was done 11/15/10!! Today 11/20/11....SAMETHING, SAME SITUATION , SAME BS!! I LOVE MY SKINS BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.......3-6 RECORD!!!!??? CHAD SHOULD RE AIR THIS........

  • GET EM

  • "GET EM"

  • ROBBED.

  • haha....YOU SUCK!!

  • God we suck (skins fan here).....LORD.  OHHH LAAAAAWD....PLEASE HELP EM'.....PLEASE HELP EM' LAAWD....

  • browns fans....nuff said

  • get'em?

  • "it's like joe pesci watching his brother get beat to death with a baseball bat at the end of casino!"

    lollllllllllllllllllll

  • "HE'S DOIN' THE WORM LAVAR" 7:00 lol

  • GET EM!

  • This time, there will be a rant for the Eagles including why they never get rings xD.

  • I live in Reston hahaha GET EM CHAD!!

  • I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF JERSEYS!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH EM?!!!...WE WERE ROBBED!!!

    (get em chad)

  • He mad.

  • lol i wanna hear those calls

  • They only lost by 4 touchdowns calm down

  • @ggm888 4 touchdowns too much

  • this guy makes joe benigno on the wfan look reasonable

  • this is EXACTLY how white sox fans should feel after this weekend! hahaha GOOO TIGERS

  • this is Mike vick GET EM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this guy needs to remember that you ACTUALLY CAN like more than one team. the redskins suck. get over it.

  • "I bought my grandpa a redskins present" jesus christ shut the fuck up

  • Get 'em.

  • I can't believe I heard this for the first time. That rant was epic.

    I'm struggling to stay loyal to the 'Skins too. And that game was so one sided and embarrassing that I just laughed.

  • Lol you little bitch. Throwing out cuss words like your cool. Because someone put your dumbass in your place. What no life faggot sits around and comments about some local disc jockey. Don't be mad because he gets

    More pussy and money that you will ever see in your subsidized housing lifetime

  • @BeatFanatix U seem upset...

  • you can tell he's upset as soon as he stats talking haha

  • i wonder if Chad is related at all to Carl Dukes here in Houston... because this sounds like one of Carl's rants about the Texans and Rockets

  • @smoothknyte

    That was how many years ago? And I'm sure the roster and coaching staff that won was different and has been for 40 some years

  • 540james your an idiot.. The Dude is funny and he's not there for sports analysis he's there for character stop hating and commenting on his YouTube video and find something else better to do with your worthless life

  • @BeatFanatix keep stroking his nuts you faggot. hes not funny and hes a fraud. so are you. you pussy.

  • @540james1 get em

  • @540james1 hey asshole he's telling the truth about this team you fucktard. You aren't a REAL Redskins fan are you?

  • anyone know if Chad Dukes' rant on haynesworth saying that he missed playing for the titans is posted? I'd love to hear the "YA KNOW WHAT? STROKE A CHECK!!" rant again.

  • @bjand25 we only have 2 super bowls

  • Red skins have always sucked dog dick

  • @bijand25 so that's why they have 3 superbowls! RIGHT!

  • lol been listening to this for over 6 minutes, and just now noticed the "updated" Redskins logo. Funny.

  • Now this snake is going to my team.............>_<. Fucking migraine already.

  • Just imagine how snake-bitten the redskins franchise would be if Joe Gibbs would have never coached them.

  • this is funny

  • Epic

    

  • 11:45

    You Suck. You Suck You have reduced our team to nothing. We are a laughing stock every year.

    I laugh every time. Suck it Redskins fans go Ravens.

    You'd have to know a couple of redskins fans personally like I do to get the humor. Every year after a bunch of FA signings they talk about how these are the moves that will get them over the top and get them to the superbowl. Then they finish 5-12, 7-9 or whatever the hell they finish missing the playoffs.

    Too funny.

  • @obamasucksmydick yeah, it must be great being a Raven's fan. Only having to worry about one team in your division and all. You have to know a couple of Ravens fans personally like I do to get the humor. Every week they talk shit until the 4th quarter where they always blow their lead and blame the refs. They make jokes about Big Ben being a rapist when they forget they have Ray Lewis on their team. Remember when he stabbed and killed a guy? Too funny.

  • @obamasucksmydick 5-12, Ravens fan can't add.

  • @obamasucksmydick this is exactly why i hate the ravens, you guys talk so much shit about the skins because you guys cant beat your own rival (the steelers)

  • @obamasucksmydick How can a team go 5-12?

  • damn man, i was just getting over that loss and now i listen 2 this and im all pissed all over again....chad cant be any more correct!!!!! im sick of stickin up 4 da skins in front of my friends and then deal with em lose year after year after frickin year!!!! GET EM CHAD!!!!!!!!!

  • get em...I am a 39 year fan of this team, I feel every word of this rant..GET EM CHAD!! GET EMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Our beloved team will not be good for the next two or three decades...care to guess why??

  • ok,i feel for this dude,as well as all loyal skins fans,i'm a fan myself and will be till the day i die.The eagles obliterated the skins and made a damn mockery out of us and u know what.....i dont care.At the end of the day it was just a damn game ,the redskins have never been a good team since snyder took over 10 years ago and yeah thats frustrating,but u can't possibly blame the entire organization for what happen in one game,blowout losses happen to every team in the nfl.....

  • @JOLTuniverse18 ...And the skins are no different,and i'm pretty sure they were just as heartbroken by the loss as the fans were.Everyone can blame dan snyder for what he did to the skins but i bet he too realizes and regrets what has become of our team after a decade of ownership.At the end of the day,we move on,and the redskins have moved on,whats past is in the past and we should look forward to the future,which hopfully will shine brighter for the redskins.

  • @JOLTuniverse18 so if this dude wants to hate on the skins for what happened in that one game or the past decade,so be it,i'm looking forward to the future and the rebuilding of the washington redskins and some sweet revenge on them eagles.

  • Sorry forgot to add mad at

  • I too am a diehard skins fan and hearing the words of Chad dukes just made me the stupid bastard who made this great team to the shit it is today. I mean players laying down on the field I MEAN FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

  • Maybe the greatest sports rant ever.

  • lmao 9:06 to 9:15 was the best GET em for me. It's just like such a random placement rofl.

  • best rant ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • lol'd

  • H E M A D

  • This is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • As an Eagle's fan...I can't get enough of this...but damn...from the first time I heard this 'til now...I really felt bad for him and all Redskins fans. Like the comment below, because of this rant, I'll root for them all games but 2!

  • it seems like this whole season for all teams was a struggle

  • wow I'm a Browns fan and holy crap this guy loves his Redskins.

  • @Dthorn912 yes we all feel like that maaaannnnnn that was just sad, and there was nothing i could do....i wanted to shoot vick and everyone on the eagles team that night even though vick is from the area.

  • Haha Chad Dukes is an ass but this is classic :)

  • as an eagles fan i'll root for the skins 14 times a year cuz of this

  • As a COWBOYS fan this makes me smile (:

  • fuck dan snyder

  • "HE WAS DOING THE WORM!"

    "It looked like he was just dead."

  • Lmao @ 12:11....captain obvious describes players feelings on giving their game checks back...haha my favorite part of this whole rant.

  • OMG this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard.... and knowing the Redskins, he will be doing this same RANT next season LMAO.... GO EAGLES.

  • now downloading this to get my laugh on this is to dam funny fly eagles fly even 5 months after its still funny

  • I loved this rant!!!! Go EAGLES!!!! lol

  • This just makes me tear up because of all the passion Chad has.

  • GET EEEEMMMMMM

  • this dude doesnt realize that Michael Vick just might be one of the greatest qbs to ever play the game. the eagles are a DOMINANT TEAM. the redskins are GARBAGE... Im an Eagles fan and i remember when the redskins were a threat in the NFC East. Now there a horrible JOKE to watch. I dont feel sorry for this guy ranting cuz hes obviously an idiot. but i feel for redskins fans who arent total morons like this guy... IM OWED AN APPOLOGY IM OWED MONEY!! Seriously? Get outta herre with that. GO EAGLES

  • @sloth1620 Are you kidding me? WTF have the Eagles won? A few division championships? Wild card games? Where is your Super Bowl trophy? You sorry fucks haven't won shit. EVER! Vick played well this year. I'll give you a cookie for that. But lets not make him out to be Tom Brady. OK? Your QB is a convict so be keep sucking his jock. Right now the Eagles are a better organization than the Redskins. But until you get a trophy, please STFU!!!!!!

  • @13skinsfan69 you mad?

  • @13skinsfan69 : Dont talk so much trash about our QB! You got a guy by the name Haynesworth ROBBING you at the tune of $20 million a year. Who's the criminal here?

  • @llcasanova No question Fat Albert should be arrested for theft. He's straight up robbing Dan Snyder

  • No words to describe the epic nature of this rant.

  • GETTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM

  • I've been a Redskins fan all my life, and what happened in that game was definitely a new low. It was without a doubt the most pathetic performance by a Redskins team that I've seen in years, and it happened in front of a national television audience. It actually made what happened in Super Bowl XVIII seem tolerable. My hat off to Chad for venting his frustrations to the listeners. Yes, Lavar, we ARE tired of this!

  • Damn...I'm an Eagles fan, and even I feel bad for this guy.

  • I truly felt the loyalty and passion in this longtime diehard Redskins' fan. I'm not a Skins' fan, but I actually felt sorry for him.

  • I truly felt the loyalty and passion in this longtime diehard Redskins' fan. I'm not a Skins' fan, but I actually feel sorry for him.

  • GO SCREW!

  • he right that deadskins does suck and been a laughing stock for years thats why its more cowboys steelers ravens eagles fans like me im a eagles fan in dc cus the deadskin some shit ppl under 25 in dc most of us is not deadskin fans most the only redskin fans in dc is like over 30 and keep living in the past and seem to be blind to the fact that the team sucked for 11 years if u wanna be real about it they been some shit since 91 20 years ago

  • @TheEaglesfanindc And how many rings do your Eagles have again? They're still working on their first one right?

  • @BigPapiChulo 59-28

  • @TheEaglesfanindc That still doesn't answer my question. :)

  • @BigPapiChulo no we dont but still 59-28 do u understand how huge that ass whoopin was made this man do a 13 minute rant about it on monday night football

  • @TheEaglesfanindc Which makes me a tad grateful for the loss because if the Eagles didn't slaughter the Skins, we would not have this classic sports rant. :)

    But, I am sorry the Eagles didn't win 'cause I was hoping someone from the NFC East would win a Super Bowl again. It's been way too long.

  • @BigPapiChulo yea last 1 was the giants in 07 but we gonna get 1 1day

  • @BigPapiChulo your team has been NFL Champion 3 times:1948, 1949, 1960. Don't you know your own history? And rings go back before Super Bowls.

  • @umcouldbe he not the eagles fan i am we just talking bout that ass whoopin 59-28

  • @BigPapiChulo You're right the eagles have 0 rings and people are gonna keep saying that until they get 1, i think its too easy to make that insult, people should be a little more creative. Also answer my question how that its a proven fact that the eagles have more fans than the redskins and that they kick their asses every year. I shouldnt be saying that because beating the redskins is no real challenge because they simply ARENT A REAL TEAM. tell me that im wrong because im not.

  • @Michaelslife1 I'll admit that the Skins are not a good team at the moment and that the Eagles are the better team right now. However, at the end of the day, the Eagles and Skins both split wins this season. And also, Philly are watching the playoffs from home just like the Skins.

    As a fan of the Redskins, I can admit, they're not a good team now. But of course, they're a real team. Are you trying to insinuate that they don't exist? Have I been rooting for an invisible team my entire life? :)

  • @BigPapiChulo Ok ill admit the redskins are a real team... they just dont play like one lolol if mike vick stays with the eagles you can expect for us to sweep you guys every year for the next 3 or 4 years and when he cant play good anymore we'll dump him on u like we did mcnabb. :)

  • @Michaelslife1 Go look at your team's trophy case. I won't even make you wait until you get three Lombardi Trophies. Just get one. That's a tall order for the Eagles. Get one trophy. Just one. Then you can come talk shit lolol :)

  • @frams12 Thats all you can say, do you have any other excuses for why you pull for a horribly run team, a team with no future, enjoy the past................ we will be hearing you rejoice about your 3 trohpies for years and years, while in reality your just an upset pissed off redskin fan who has spent thousands of dollors on over prcied Snyder memorbila, do you own a Snyder jersey?

  • @flyeagles24 why I pull for a team? I'm from DC, and where you're from is who you are. I root for the Redskins, Nationals, Wizards, and Capitals, and three of those four teams are embarrassing but I root for them because DC is home and you root for your home. You don't root for teams that win just because they win. That's called being a whore. And yes. I will always rejoice the Redskins' glory days. At least the Redskins have glory days unlike certain teams. Go get some hardware then talk.

  • @BigPapiChulo There not a team, they are a means for which Snyder makes money...

  • And two months later, this is STILL the funnier rant I've heard in years!

  • lol i love 106.7 the fan

  • YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!

  • GO SCREW

  • HAHA I love when Dukes gets pissed lke this, I must not have been listening this day but this one is awesome and I totally agree. I am this close to becoming one of those disgruntled Indians fans from the movie "Major League" and just going to the game to root against them.

  • wheres my refund :DDDD

  • :D

  • GET EM

  • hes gotta chill out.

  • hes right but hes so fucking whiney. i feel bad for him though having to had to live in the single shiitiest region in the country for that long. northern va is worthless somebody get me outta here now.

  • @kbholla why do you hate the DC area so much?

  • @Basiltheking live here for 21 years. anal cops, politcians everywhere, nothing to do, paranoid stereotypical white people, fake ass people who think theyre gangsters, everyone does the same shit at the same time, baffling bad traffic for nowhere to go, no authentic restaurants, rediculous food taxes, all the government agencies. the CIA ate at my restaurant the other day. just an example. i hate to sound so whiny, but after 21 years, this place wears on you.

  • @kbholla dude ive lived here all my life man and trust me I know what you mean. im only 16 though, but still the snobby people here. i def know what you mean. but there are some nice things and nice people about northern. lol my highschools has some fake gangsters. but its my home you know. lol im still gonna go to an out of state school though lol

  • @4:44 is the best part, LOL.

  • He mad.

  • i agree with duke, but let's not boo our own team. we're NOT philly fans.

  • @lilislandtiki How the fuck can you not boo the redskins? I wish I could support them, but they're just depressing. And I've liked them since 2000, when I could understand football.

  • Get 'em, Chad!

    Best wishes,

    Philadelphia Eagles fans everywhere

  • Try being a Browns fan.

  • @123oakstreet lol or a Raiders fan like me

  • He wants reparations? He acts like Redskins fans are slaves in Uncle Danny's Cabin or something. You chose to be a fan of the Los Angeles Clippers of the NFL; you weren't forced to root for the Skins.

  • gettt emmm....u need to have a players coach and mike Shannan is NOT a players coach, can't win

  • GO BIRDS

  • I WANT REDSKINS REPARATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!­!!

  • I worked in radio for 20 years and this is one of the best rants EVER. He speaks for ALL fed up fans, not just the 'Skins. Anyone with a bad team can relate.

  • Oh. My. God. He was certainly not happy.

    I"M DC

    I [BLEED] IT

    AND YOU KILL ME

    YOU MAKE ME SICK

  • GET EM

  • I actually find Lavarr quite hilarious in this.

    GET EM

  • Bahahahahahahahahaha.

    This is ridiculous.

    Get 'em Lavarr.

  • get em

  • This guy is an idiot completely. I understand his point, but this is to much.

    To blame the entire organization, every player and coach makes no sense. NEWSFLASH..The entire league owes the fans. No team wins all the time. Our team is the way it is, because we have had a owner that ran our team from trial and error. He had no idea what he was doing till the fans SCREAMED from the mountain tops. So, what is Chad Dukes gonna say if we win next year..."my bad it's all good"?

  • Get em.

  • The Redskins are turning into the Chicago Cubs man its just a bad feeling

  • As an Eagles fan....who was at this game.....all I have to say is.....E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

  • lavarr, shut the fuck up.....

  • Hes completely right. Us loyal Redskins fans deserve better.

  • get em chad

  • He said absolutely nothing...

  • this is one of the greatest sports rants i have ever heard and being from Philadelphia i have heard a TONNNN over the years. my only complaint is lavarr arrington is so ridiculously annoying throughout the entire rant. other than that i applaud you Chad Dukes

  • get em

  • I'm a Patriots fan, and I know very little about the 'Skins, but this is well deserved. When he started yelling, I thought it was funny, until I realized that this guy was actually hurt by this, and I feel for the man. I can't say Boston has ever really done this to its fans, so I don't understand, other than watching the Red Sox lose so much and break our hearts, but never anything like what Dan Snyder has done to the 'Skins.

  • @Patsfan6290 i'm not sure how old you are but they used to call the patriots the patsies before parcells got them going in the right direction and bellicheck took it from there.....and the celtics were a bad joke also under pitino and the walker/pierce combo stunk. the skins have some pieces but the owner needs to step back and follow the blueprint of the successful teams like the steelers,patriots,and my ravens

  • As a Giants fan I feel really bad for this guy. I am lucky enough that my team has good ownership and knows how to bring in the right people. He is right though Dan Snyder has turned the team into a joke. They need a complete face lift.

  • GET EM

  • @Mozac

    GET EM

  • lol, this is just greatness.

  • Tell em why you mad Chad