Scientology: Cure cancer with a touch of your finger!

[bagelboi66]

About the only thing LRH didn't charge for!

[bmbenblog]

1) take a shitload of bennys

2) tell everyone else that drugs are bad

3) make some crazy shit up

4) ????

5) prophet!!

[AnonKat]

lulz

[brewt1mer]

what a fucking idiot!!!

[hate4uall]

my balls hurt come touch them fuckin wackos

[MrDart]

Everyday for 15 minutes a day until it goes away?

wat

[chuckbeattyo]

Excellent public service excerpt played. I will refer scholars to this.

This is how Hubbard slipped his "tech" into his lectures, just randomly throwing out these ideas of "tech" and the members of Scientology take these "tech" suggestions absolutely seriously, and this became a cornerstone of intro Scientology that is used today widespread. Excellent public service quoting this tiny snippet of Hubbard! I don't believe a word of it anymore.

Chuck Beatty ex member '75-'03

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

LRH, look at my middle finger. look at my middle finger.

you have warts. look at my middle finger. and if its something really bad like sociopathic serious retardation, look at my middle finger. keep looking at it.

i don't want to ever touch your fugness, so i am afraid i cannot do a touch assist on you. but you don't need it since you are "source". yeah LRH, keep looking at anonymous giving you the finger. haha

[NotTooObvious]

ok. now i see why my neighbor is such a nut case

[shalindriaharam]

I can be a savior? A miracle healer? LOL, LRon was bannanas.

[hotlilbabes]

And all this time I thought I was supposed to say "pull my finger."

[traxdata2k]

nice =) I'm gonna sign up for a course!

[mollie2810]

Can I please have a list with all the scilons that can actually do this and prove it?

[Falsecults]

But still his cult members die. Wierd that, lol

[hate4uall]

yes but they are imortal beings that sign a billion year contract ,so in theroy there should get more and more and more people joining

[NearlyShaoKahn]

god he was batshit insane...

[JillyX92]

Touch assist is also known as the "E.T. technique".

[analyzingfunny]

Did he say that there is "no charge" for this? As if to say everything else you're going to get charged for!!! Listin to him. Like he wants to charge royalities for his "religion". Oh wait they DO!!! FUCK YOU $CIENTOLOGY!

[analyzingfunny]

Nice picture. ol' LRon Hubbard fuck Face!!

[BKF666]

Oh no Scilons can cure everything even cancer. Wait a second prove it. Oh yea that's right just more claims and no prof.

[ClingingMars]

that ALMOST sounded fake at the end.

"just so we technically do accurate Scientology around here"