A Public Statement From Toby Jones

[KoruKinshi]

One more thing...1:05

[KoruKinshi]

I'm sorry Barack Obama's the president. Ehhhhehhhh... XD  Friggen hilarious.

[Adonijah7]

Wait... what? You don't sell dino meat? Dayum, this is BULLSHIT!

[tmoffat88]

loooool too funny

[Gam3r504]

Isn't it nice when you can create a lame video like this and still get over 168,166 Views?

[ggggatman45]

@Gam3r504 hey fuck you this is classic humor right here and you're too stupid to realize it.

[zVVTFz]

why do black people always gotta apoligies for everything XD

[qwalznarg]

kewl videos

[teikominowa]

nahhhhhhh fuck that man i need me some dino meat

[idropbombes]

FRIIENDS. LOL Its funny how he says it

[kodoro]

Toby, you are brilliant.

[nadine2k101]

I found that out a year and a half ago.

[nadine2k101]

Toby Jones is Robert Hines, Chicago area comedian.

[sloppyjomoma1258]

more toby jones videos seriously please

[zaxxon713]

Lol#3

[CallmeRogerRoger]

I can't believe people still believe that Barrack Obama is president...but I believe the dinosaur thing. 

[getalife67]

14 people that that got a big ass coal up there ass.

[ALEXiAM117]

Fuck your ex dude.

She's a whore for making you do this

Please backhand her

[Theonegamefreak]

Bigass

Goodass.

What's next?

[cjsvids]

14 people didnt know it was a guy in a suit

[Epifon311]

Lies, i left my dinosaur at the Truck Rental & Storage... never seen it since.

[Babyhowdy233]

@Epifon311

Ha ha ha ha! :D

[breeSK33T]

so... theres no more dinosaur meat or..

[gottaBdope]

You should know better than to beat your meat on screen!

[atchoo2u]

can we just fry the guy in the dino suit up? you said you can make anything taste real good...

[atchoo2u]

damn!!! and he had my mouth all watering for that dino meat... bait and switch!!!

[dieselscience]

"When they 18 1/2, I ain't givin' them another dime..."

SOOOO True.

[TheeMikester]

Friends.

[schswilson]

rotflmbo jones ur halarious, i love your comercials

[SarahWizzay]

"I had no idea that people believe that dinosaurs still walk the Earth." Hahaha

[jennyjoanable]

i love you toby jones

[NIACINmusic]

Now frieeeeeeeeends. . .

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

Where's my foot massage? XD

[basstax]

this shit is hilarious

[SESN100]

I didnt know people believe that dinosaures still walk the earth LOL

[SESN100]

Why do black people always gotta apologize for everything? hahaha

[TbonesRoadTrip]

Toby.......Keep the vids coming man. You one crazy mother f^*ker. Love the vids dude

[Reggie95203]

"Urban Entrepreneur" = M.F. full of jive. I love him and want my dinosaur burger !!!

[h0ckeymanforlife]

their needs to be more jones videos

[TheTrueHappy]

Damn, I got really upset when I found out there was no dinosaur meat, but who can stay mad at that guy after such a heartfelt apology.

[tehfudger22]

0:51 Friends.............

[FetsFucker]

man, could you please put subtitles in this video?

english is my 2nd language, and its a little bit dificult to understand what you're saying when you do it faster..

and i wanna know too: jones good ass bbq anf foot massage does really exist? i thought it was just a joke..

best regards, from fetsfucker!

[ScoobWRX04]

@FetsFucker you sure know how to speak it well

[NumberFreak2000]

i want dino meat soo bad

[crunchnuk23]

how does this guy keep a straight face?

[krazydude93]

@crunchnuk23

Because i believe, that this guy is serious about what he says....

O_O

[oiyabastard]

@crunchnuk23 cuz niggas believe they sheet

[thebeautyofmetal]

you should be president. id vote for you

[snowdog2112yyz]

YOU ARE AWESOME MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scottinalaska]

Come on, be honest. you do have dinosaur meat, you just have trouble getting those big buns, right?

[DarkHelmet14]

this guy is hilarius!!!!

[lestersimmons82]

you're sorry Barack Obama is president? LOL

he's the president he can do whatever he wants to, the country is in his hands.

[atomicale365]

@lestersimmons82 Bro, it's not real. It's just a video.

[GTARotator]

THIS IS THE BEST GUY EVAR

[ps7109]

now freends.

[dithbmine1]

You are outstanding.

Please keep it up.

[warlordx25]

what is the new video?

[niconestra]

Don't worry Toby. I got ya back!

[luvu299]

thats freaking hilarious. it has also come to my attention through my attorneys that my wife... FUNNY MAN

[elbesodelfinal]

Why do black people always have to apologize?!

[KirbyCow360]

This is the best guy ever

[Drumlnmn]

The fact that people thought that was real and took it seriously is a fail.

[TwinUzis]

@Drumlnmn

The fact you think people took it seriously is epic fail.

[clevername333]

love it

[wysackyjr]

OMG THAT WAS A GUY IN A SUIT?!?!?!?! lol HAHAHAHA

[bridgetlear2009]

I am now 18 1/2 so if I were Toby Jones daughter, I wouldn't get another dime of child support. LOL

[ljk8013]

lol

[saint0wen]

Frrrrrrieeeends...

[FrWaters17]

I thought ya'll knew it was guy in a suit.... lol

[metaldad1967]

Keep thes coming!! They are of the chain funny!!! "I thought you knew it was aguy in suit!"

[Piercedpixie56]

This is the funniest comedian I have ever seen.

[x0astro]

Why doesn't this man have a HBO Special ? Watch out now Toby Jones For President I ain't joking it could and should happen !

[teddykgb33160]

toby is god

[Jqueezy92]

This is great. You tell em Jones.

[Halocuber]

Toby Jones is offically my hero.

[nikoknighten]

@damienfeb01

i agree. . .and why the hell does youtube do this @so and so thing now instead of the old system

[eyedirector]

I thought he had dinosaur meat!!!

[pronsiegirl]

at eyedirector:

really?!

Then from where did you think he got the dino meat? from the dino skeletons in the museums?-Oh yh, they are skeletons, so there is no meat!

Arg i forgot that!

Or from the man who dressed that blue furry costume?- oh but then he would not post this vid on utube now would he?

u amaze me.

cyaa

[eyedirector]

n o w f r e i n d, I thought it was just like, just like, a mini mall! hey-hey! living rooms, bedrooms...

[pronsiegirl]

a mini mall were they sell dino meat...

hahaha!!

u know how to joke :P

cyaa friend :D

[weazie1995]

can we get a meatshake?

[TheCackleDemon]

You make good ass commercials.

[ir10031981]

fix this economy FAST! and stop spending, or face possible impeachment. The republicans of course have already jumped on B.O. and now even some of the democrats are turning their backs.

[ir10031981]

Now I'm sorry Barack Obama is president, he needs to shape up, he's actually making our now former president look good, and he SUCKED! If you want seven more years Obama, SHAPE UP! BE LIKE BILL CLINTON! or three more years is all you're gonna get! Don't blame me, I voted Hillary in the primaries two years ago.

[xAsgaillx]

@ir10031981 So sleep with your seceratary and lie to the senate?

[Lynnt]

So you been LYING to us all this time? And to think I was going to seek legal advice from you....

[FallnHero]

wait, dinosaurs don't walk the earth anymore?

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

Has anyone actually called these numbers?

[1RocknRaichu3]

i have and they're real

[SincerelyxSamm]

@Atak0fth3Umpalumpas he has videos of some of the voicemails from people calling those numbers.

[kevlonk]

Hell with your apology Toby Jones, I want my dinoaur meat!

[BONOR3BORN]

LOL

[ballinforkeeps]

so is there still gonna be a dinosaur barbecue?

[Garbonzo07]

no..........dinosaur meat...........

damnit

[realninja]

I feel lied to

[west1331]

"I'm sorry Barrack Obama President...UGHHHH"

[BibleBlack42]

AHAHAHAA XD That shit had me cracking up!

[hempaw]

TOBY, where the hell can i store my useless stuff i dont need? i really would love to give you 10 hamiltons and 99 lincolns for a month of storage at jones big ASS truck rental and storage

[skaterboyask]

man u make some funny vids errbody should subscribe to u

[RickyRiddy2]

lol, you go toby!

wait.. toby is short for tobias? im learning something new everyday...

[volumeuncontrolable]

haha

[ir10031981]

Toby Jones is the man, he's funny, and why do black people have to apologize for everything? lol

[APontiacof455cubes]

an african american runs into, 90% of the time, you'll get no "sorry" or "excuse me." Now if its an african immigrant, most of the time they will say sorry or what not. American blacks are just rude and crude.

[KittySnowene]

@APontiacof455cubes

Oh come on now, I say excuse me and sorry and I'm African American. :|

[adam75south]

lmao

[jamesbrittany12]

i have a bunch of old meth do you want itg

[jofosho34]

Lol the storage vid wass the funnyest

[Minich248]

Are his companys real? I wanna go get some good ass barbeque while he stores my old bycicle tire as I take his Cheap ass Legal advice.

[LordPlagus777]

Free-ends!

[Drifter01]

1:03 - hahahahaa

[GhostGospel1]

Mawr Dino MEAT PLEX!!

Toby Jones is my hero

[mongoose957]

your telling me dinosaurs arn't real =O.o=

[GlitchMobSwndl]

you sir are the funniest man a live hahaha

[fux4muffins]

Dear Toby Jones, you are one of the funniest people i have ever seen on youtube. I wish you would make more videos about Jones Big ass Truck rental and storage

[RobertGary1]

If you check out his website he does standup around the country. You can go see him. I'm sure he's super awesome.

[ir10031981]

stupid people, the only dinos that have roamed the earth lately (at least in the past two years) were the Dino Squad in Maine, it was a cartoon about five teens who can transform into dinosaurs, including Veloci and Moynihan.

[heaventree22]

hahahaha keep em coming, dude! funny as hell

[williamjhitchcock]

urban entrepreneur!

[PlayOnPlaya17]

WAIT!! That dinosaur was a guy in a costume? So...No dinosaur meat? aww man. :(

[fvhitman4hire]

toby jones for president

[Cantbeattheclassics]

seconded

[ChineseCommando]

lol this is funny. "I though y'all knew it was a guy in a suit"

[saggyballsinyourface]

l0lz'ies.

[mindbreaker21601]

When they turn 18 1/2 I ain't giving them a damn dime!!! LMAO

[vtwinbreed]

"I'm sorry Barack Obama is President." Me too, your apology is accepted and felt widely. LOL

[Deekstercph]

You imbecile. His not apologizing for Barack Obama being President, instead he is issuing an apology TO him.

[n00b854]

i like it better if it was an apology for him, and so would 75% of the nation

[Deekstercph]

Obama hasw become only the third Democrat since Franklin Roosevelt, to win the white house with more than 50% of the vote. So if your numbers are accurate, very many people must be feeling very stupid. I do get your point, however many of the problems America is facing are the legacy of George W. Bush. Only few presidents have faced graver crisis than Barack Obama - in fact I can only think of Harry Truman and JFK. Coming into office facing an economic crisis and dealing with a fatigued military

[Deekstercph]

However, yes, hope is fading rapidly. But look at the conditions which Obama has been presented with.

[birthmarkslaya826]

LOL he actually has a ex-wife?

[xCTFx]

Ha.

[joshmoshgosh]

or even Jones BIG ASS public statement xD

[joshmoshgosh]

this should be called jones BIG ASS apology xD

[RMG1234567890]

wait the dinosaur was a guy in a suit??? such a disappointment :/

xDD

[marktech101]

Now frans...

[Joeyj3dy]

Toby Jones is my dad

[9freelandk]

Needing that Dino Steak !!

[aavery6]

toby jones is my hero

[jordan10946]

OH MA GAWD.

I wanted some dinosaur steakkkkks. ;(

[CdDawg09]

people who thought the dinosaur was real are retarted

[KissMyRingProduction]

no ur retarded for making that comment and not realizing it was a joke

[Azwethinkweiz17]

Retarded*. The irony sinking in yet?

[mihr123]

can u fry my fried chicken?

[duchovny2]

Oh man...the dinosaur wasn't real? Can you do me a favor, Toby, and fry my head?

[Alucard1121171]

Toby Jones for president 2012!

[RMG1234567890]

wait that dinosaur was a guy in a suit...?

[weasleteets]

T shirts !!!!!!

sell some T shirts !

[MRjeremy317]

TOBY JONES FOR PRESIDENT!!! LMAO

[Nerolus]

Tobias Jones is the best man alive.

[silentsniperrr]

can you fry my guitar?

[Garfuck]

Always got to apologize for shit^^

[kojikatsuya]

Friends...

[TheKuchisakeOnna]

WERES MY T REX MEET?!

[niged0]

Give us more of Toby plx. :)

[Balmungx101]

WHAT NO DINOSAUR MEAT?!?! Just cut up the guy in the suit and I'll be happy

[Blazd247365]

Its gonna be hot, hot, hot. friends... lmfao. the price of gold just went down because he is mass producing it

[NoFoulPlay1]

Brilliant!

[mbergvill]

Pure gold.LMAO

[255Knights]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[CreepyBastard55]

Entreprenuer? Ah ah!

[scarecrow420]

thought you knew that was a guy in a suit, sorry barack obama lol wtf

[xquiteriotx]

omg....haha we saw his chiken n foot massage commercial on tv we were rolling!!! he is too funny!!

[flippwnz]

i want to eat a dinosaur steak!! now!

[theghettoestvideos]

lol im srry america sounds like bernie mac

[VeNeM999]

LMAO!

This is truly some funny shit!

[FigNuts1017]

Loved the dinosaur statement!

Can't wait for your next Jones XXXXX store! Keep up the great work Toby.

[bonedaddyo]

Toby's too damn mutch! LMAO

[jmeekz22]

"Friends, Who knew that people would actually believe that I had dinasour meat at jonesgoodassbbq and foot massage...I though ya'll knew it was a guy in a suit" lol hilarious

[LizzieBordenKennedy]

we finished? why we even gotta do this?

[enjoiCam]

thas mah nigga!!!

[soradakey]

first!

[CheneyTheDevil]

Funny as shit!!

[sooperdario]

haha

i wonder what his real job is

[TrueWolfProductions]

jones big ass truck rental and car storage dude

[MrMcTavish09]

What do you mean there's no more dinosaurs?? My dreams have been crushed. All I wanted to do was eat dinosaur meat :(

[djmrnelson]

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[hoppkanin]

lmao

i love ur videos man

[tehfudger]

FRIENDS..

[dracosemogurlfriend]

he is my idol.