Life of an Asian, and How to be one!!!

[bleucheese14]

Damn you suck.

[kayzkzkzkzk]

i just wanna kick your ass !!!!

[MultiJAmys]

for me this is funny like an anime comedy series

[kidasterorig111]

I know why you clicked this...

Yeah I do ;)

[ZekeThe7thHokage]

. . .

[MLSoldier01]

despite the overly exaggerated scenes.. this was AWESOME

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

you know why im here, so where the fuck is it

[yukiodaikuara]

thumbs up if you're here because u saw sexy Mai cosplay

[wolfang827]

Are those pubes on his chin?

[VladiSSius]

actually this one is pretty good :)

[WithLoveAndCupcakes]

The piano was AMAZING!

[TheGem789]

i am asian but im not like that..-.-

[NYtassu]

Press 7:11 to see the thumbnail

[sheisaroundtheworld]

the piano song is from woodpecker lol love it!!! 

[pandinus000]

all your views not are for you content,

you can´t win a naked woman

[DJSonicFreak]

why does the thumbnail umbrella looks like a toy pussy?

[sirlordwhitman]

good job! 

[LamokaGhost]

I never give a thumbs down, I just dont give a thumb! NOTHING!

[gabrielmchaves]

orivelllllllllllllllllllllllll­l

[nysouljah43]

nice funny

[Jurassicparkz08]

Your voice sounds like a voice they would use in a dub for a cheesy chinese action movie.

[BinweevilKittyCatty]

AHAHAH RELY GUD COMEDY

[BinweevilKittyCatty]

AHAHAHA UR BEST COMEDY JOKERR? EVER HAHAAHA KEEP RO KING HEHE

[jasongsxrful1000]

everyone should flag this vid and all of his others with a fake thumbnail as misleading. and if you dont your an asian with a little pp

[himtnameiscarl]

i clicked this vid mainly to see the thumbnail pic

[mitris1101]

talk about indians too man.......it will be more funnier...i am an indian tooo.

[kalebder]

Who the fuck their damned right mind would want to be a fucking asian??

[jrev37]

dude, do us all and yourself a favor, just play the piano and STFU!

[cutepuppydog997]

lol that piano tune was from tom and jerry was it not

[200912126]

chino conchadetumadre kiero ver culos no tu puta cara cabron

[terrorlord15]

this is all so true btw, all these anime freaks like I WANNA BE ASIAN AND CUTE WWEEEE CAT EARS

blah blah blah, but thats just a tv program in reality thats being asian, it tbh blows.

[ArvallParrot]

I love how you can see the tape from your beard, haha.

[TheSam6050]

for an asian guy his eyes got wide as shit

[MKShaggy1985]

I came here because I saw a sexy girl in a thumbnail - all there is, is some Asian kid being a retard. I want my 6 minutes of life back...

[sylvia1963love]

wkwkwkw is funny..

[meanian610]

sooooo true!

we asians rock.. LOL

[XSoulStormX]

this video is embarrassing

[LizsAttic]

lol funny vid. love it

[KEVINWALSTON]

ur a trip

[Kroellmaster]

Oh man... Dude, you're so gonna regret this 10 years from now.

[MrEasternelement]

it looks like u rapin a horse from behind XD

[cincinmar]

Dobre ! good :)

[PinkPrettyNikki15]

thats stressful (. . |||)

[tidus298]

i love this mate

its brigten my day up bud

[manaton1]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa hahahahahh omfg i just laughed my selfe to death

[fulymustang]

fucking asian. slinty eyed cat eater.

[pelmilkyway2404]

@fulymustang not all Asian eat cat,watch your words before u comment something.

[TheRemoXII]

lol this was funny.

[Summorah]

Haha you're priceless!!! I was thinking you were going to say, "find ways to beat you," but you said...

"I mean in the life of an Asian, you can never win arguments against your parents.. Or else they always find way to like, compress you into a little ball of... mush." lmaoo!!

[joshuamjoshua]

hes actually good at piano

[tanj19]

Okay you look like my cousin..

[AHboss1]

agree!!!!!

[TheSusan360]

............................

[johnyRidin]

MAGIBON!!!!!LOL

[jangofet555]

good acting

[BlueScalyCool]

LoL @ Magibon impersonation..

[gabrielaso1]

mother facker

[worldtravel101]

haha!!!

[kevlardude]

I can play a kazoo

[VELICANSTVENI1]

idiot !

[yonoselok]

great vionlin!!! xd

[kyojames]

you look like horseback riding a horse except on its ass! LMAO-A-ROF

[kyojames]

you look like horseback riding a horse except on its ass! LMAO-A-ROF

[kyojames]

you look like horseback riding a horse except on its ass! LMAO-A-ROF

[kyojames]

you look like horseback riding a horse except on its ass! LMAO-A-ROF

[flo4real]

bullshit

[nolyfe12]

im gonna be mean here.....the only thing good about this video was his piano playing :P

[12enma12]

@nolyfe12 - but almost all the stuffs he said was true BTW~ ^u^

[tianranxie]

it is so funny, LMAF...I like the way u express it too...

and it is so true...

[dashinn]

fucked up...

[duysome1]

how the fuck do you not know how to be asian if your asian.

[concacinu]

funny stuff

[StephGala]

so true!! my mom is always like 'i'll let you make the decision.. as long as you just listen to me"

always get so frustrated everytime when arguing about something against her... =.=

[calaisraveneau]

i think most people parents are like that XD

[CrazedJer]

"Why is windows movie maker free-"

"zing on me?"

[CrazedJer]

lol magibonnn

[selenaChairez1]

this was badass!!

hahaXd

very funny,Good Job(:

[iHEARTminwoo]

LOL...U are SOOOO right on!! I have to agree with the studying, the stick, the game playing, and no job thing.

[OKAYLOOK]

NOPE not six minutes.

[bustastaff]

As goofy as this kid is he is totally right haha...

[funkymango]

hahahahaha i love your magibon look

[dewywolf]

sad just sad

[aznericxD]

very true :D i try to talk back they bring up things from the past that are completely out of the topic -__-

[khmai9viet7boy]

ur fuckin gay

[kittyconvoy]

LOL!!! Dad asking why you are not studying during summer break~ XD My dad does that too! He's just too used to the Chinese education system~ *shudders at memory*

[lxerexl]

AND you're a badass piano player btw

[lxerexl]

lolz you have a dead cow at 3:36 =P

[pasbete]

haha!! the 99% thing reminds of my mom! never satisfied!

Very funny video! ^^

[AwesomeWilson21]

Are u really playing the piano?

[illZwhY]

you mAke me smiLe~ ;)

[GimmieURcookie]

I got a 99 and my dad was like ," where did the 1% go?" XD

[hotcha8776]

so true...

[amadeus2490]

See, it's funny because Asian people can play the piano well.

[F0Balicious]

lol, 'secret' on the mp4

[realjoyboy1]

thats 不能说的秘密 the movie by Jay chou

[F0Balicious]

or in english, 'secret' lol

[Samiisuu]

oh my god, i love this one :)

yeah...dont be a magibon, everyone is obsessed with being asian its weird haha :)

[GimmieURcookie]

Ur beard falls off!!!

[revolution300]

haha, funny video, but most 'how to be asian' videos, i wonder, do u speak chinese or other asian language? coz all, if not, most are all fully in english

[sailorfan1111]

lol those are some mad viola skills xDDDD

[montecillo1]

Hi Ning you're great. Your face is very Entertaining. I agree with you thats happen also in my country (Philippines).

[z7up2you]

I love the voilen.

[TerryCPiano]

Did u meant violin?

[z7up2you]

rofl

[onceuponatime94]

Lol, the last one is funny! Those facts are pretty true ^^;

[Gerardosalasp]

DAAAAAAADD lol, u always complain about win movie maker...haha, hand....some?? lol

[LightYagamii]

lol the bargaining with the price thing is so true...^^

[bczwr2]

you are an Asian too right? And I love how you copy Magibon. HAHAHAHA (I took a snapshot of it hahaha please don't get mad this is really good)

[KLJay22]

Hahahaha...just by looking at your face makes me laugh! The dad is so funny!!! Great video!!

[LittIeDrag0n]

Haha so true man. So True! Life of an Asian is hard sometimes. You can never win a argument against your parents because they turn you into a ball of mush. Haha. Nice.

[roneykaithpalmaria]

gahh, i was soo hopeful this video wouldn't piss me off. it was decent but BY FARRR better than all the how to be asian bullshit videos i've watched today omg. congrats on being 50% more original.

[for3v3rfaithful]

haha, i couldnt stop laughing!

everything was so true. =]

[pushpa2424]

So funny!! Very good.

[XiaoLinLong]

.... i have the same hat with the ponytail , but mine is yellow and red lol

[pokarok]

lmao funny video and btw nice effects

[virgin1777]

hilarious..love it!!

btw..is that sum pubic hair stickd on ur chin...?

[xianning]

Helllllyeah!!!!!

jk jk LOl its actually just fake hair from an old wig XD

[TechnicalDrama]

hahahaha. i think the very handy with tools was better than the handsome comment ;)

lol.. there are so many of these types of videos now O= yours actually made me LAUGH though. xD

[xianning]

hehe, it was my random take on the beaten to death topic that i have seen all over youtube XD lol

ps. thanks =D

[totongski]

u right on the last one... lol

[silentview2189]

your piano skills have just owned any ounce of talent ive ever had my whole life. lol

oh man. high expectations...im no good at that one. i fail at life. lol

[dumnerd3]

haha this is funny

[xianning]

hehe =D thanks, yep the idea for this vid came out of our chats, the part where we were talking about asian parents and their expectations lol, ps. thanks for the compliment! =D

[MusicalThief]

lol....wow 99% hahaha to 2000% lol...my parents complain about my mark too

[xianning]

yeeeep the UBER high expectations...can't avoid them if your an asian

[PinkBarb]

this is too funny and true!! AHAhahah

[BachRulezz]

Ahahahha so funny!!

[CupaTeaSir]

Agreed!! XD

[yummeistrawberries]

its haggeling time! bahahaha

and omigosh piano skillzz! =D

[xonexcoolxgirlx]

lol yes it is we barley hav anythin here fun to do

[cinncinnatireds75790]

that was amazing!!

[xianning]

thanks so much lol hope you enjoyed the parody of my life!!

[InnocentMalin]

Enjoyed it again Xianning, you're awesome :)

5*****

and I do agree with your message !! :-)

[xianning]

thanks bud!! just sharing some experiences from my life as an asian XD

[mimtha]

and*

[mimtha]

haha I love the father a son scenes

[xianning]

just trying to add some drama to it, thats all lol

[Sleepyheadwithramen]

lol nice impression XP

[xianning]

it was mainly overexaggerated LOL

[xonexcoolxgirlx]

boring haha

[xianning]

kansas is boring? :O!!

[PrinceofPinoys]

very good and funny

AZN PRIDE!

[evolutionized]

hahaha YAY i love watching your awkward productions! SO funny! :D and so true, asians are pretty damn handsome. and hot :D that was some intense piano playing there homie! i didnt know you owned so many instruments either... :| when i saw the piano i was like OMGZ THATS THE PIANO HE RECORDED MAMA WITH! :D hahaha YAY keep up the awkward work! :D

[xianning]

HOoooooray!! glad you enjoyed it Daphne!! :D, and yep this time I didn't bother hooking up the piano to my comp to get the sounds and synch it with graphics so i played it straight out lOL, the sound reception of my webcam was horrid!!! XD

[xonexcoolxgirlx]

lol i live in kansas xP

[xianning]

Waaaaah you do?!! :D how is it there? :D

[xonexcoolxgirlx]

lol asians :D

[xianning]

yep...hard life for an asian LOl

[toribaby2005]

lol @ magibon's look!

[piapiapiapiano]

hahahahaha so funny so true

[xianning]

I know...this is like a total parody of my life :D

[blasianFMA]

AMEN to that! I know all about these things. ahahahahaaahahah. Have you seen the Joy Luck Club???

[xianning]

haha, nope haven't seen it before, is it good?

[blasianFMA]

yeah, you definitely need to watch it. So many of the things you said in here are in that movie, which came out in like 1993.

[xXHeartiesXx]

HAHAH! lol u asain xD

[xianning]

hahah, yep!! AsianZ!!!

[JonathanLGardner]

Asians are sooo the CUTEST people on earth =D

LMAO This vid is tooooooo true! AWESOME, and your piano playing is "EXQUISITE" as someone has already said.

Another one you didn't mention....ASIANS ARE AMAZING ARTISTS!! I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS AN ASIAN WHO COULD NOT DRAW, PAINT OR AT LEAST WRITE VERY NEATLY

[xianning]

ah that is so true!!! I think that will probably fall in the art category and having high expectations :D, there was quite a bit to list but it would take me forever to list them all lol

[5uper5ubscriber]

haha Nice vid

[xianning]

haha thanks!! :D

[tardedtOfu]

haha. ALL true bro.

it's funny you mention kansas cuz that's where i currently reside. yeah. booring...x_x

how long have you been playing the piano? your playing is exquisite. it's WAY better than the song i memorized. ^_~

i died when you said the movie maker froze. hahaha. ^^

nice job. haha.

[xianning]

thanks bud lol, ...wow, didn't know that you were in Kansas??!!! :O how is it there?

ps. :D I been playing the piano for 7 years, and yes Movie maker is soooooo annoying!!!

[pantrypicker]

WOW! youre amazing on the piano. good job :)

[xianning]

thanks hehe =D