Shit Straight Guys Say to Gay Guys

[DeucesWild91]

one time at this chinese restaurant a gay waiter asked me if would like creme of sum yung gai

[Spec0pleader]

1:56 from New Girl???

[keberTxelA11]

"Does it need more cumin?" LMAO

[isaidone]

anyone else ever get "it's ok i totally support gays, i have a gay uncle :)"?

[loqutor]

"I don't know how you'd shove this up your ass."

I'm dying, here. XD

[AprilPocky]

THIS LMFAO

[bobblybub556]

I love this... I *wish* straight guys asked me more of these things... but I only have a few straight guy friends. Best was asking if you could switch rooms. :)

[DannyTheGayFag]

I'm not straight! Any single men?

[notabyrd07]

It's so annoying when people take things that are meant for comedy and get all judgemental. I thought the video was funny and I got all the jokes. Unzip your vaginas and breathe people, he's just being funny.

[mondezdurden]

@notabyrd07 LOL!!! I know right!!! Unzip your vaginas. Loved that.

[missleisures]

what the hell is kwinowa

[14kcaz]

truth

[theObliviator1]

this vids awesum

[egyptfreaka]

They just needed the "If I was gay, would you do me?"

[alexismorenitaxo]

its not gay if its a 3 way hahah i totally thought of the song! lol

[guitarshop40]

What? What?!

[BlkSho74]

This was right on point. If only he had added "Dude, if only you were a female we would be f*ckin' all the time".

[yorubagirl012]

is the guy in this video gay? he's cute

[whereamiohgod]

yeah i've gotten all of these questions before. luckily my straight friends now aren't that stupid

[2mbalvarado1]

This video sucked just as much, if not more than, your other videos....You tried way too hard to be funny with your stupid faces.

[chewbaccapoopy]

title should be "what bro-douchebag straight guys say to gay guys"

[vabmorenjapan]

watched this video over and over just to here " shouldve got the Rose' "

[WALLSTNYC1929]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck

[MrIjustwanacomment]

@XxikarlosxX dude learn how to use a comma. And your grammar sucks

[michaelSinql3liF388]

Im gay and its not funny

[mondezdurden]

@michaelSinql3liF388 Really, i'm gay and he reminds me of one of my BEST straight friends who acts just like this. I thought it was hilarious. I guess it depends.

[studioskim3]

@michaelSinql3liF388 yeah, I found it offensive too, and I'm not gay... "'no homo"... I hate that phrase

[HondaRipperCR125]

@michaelSinql3liF388 FAG! HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING FAGGET!

[simplytyson]

@HondaRipperCR125 DOUCHE! HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!

[650LaMigra]

The Borrdox hahaha

[whytower]

*is gay* if my friends couldn't joke with me about being gay, just cause im gay i would hurt someone.

[fooboo113]

I would teach a girl how to suck...lol

[AlexRE619]

Usually when i see a straight guy talk to a gay guy its usually 2 seconds and its Fagg

[XxiKarlosxX]

The soap joke was just horrible and don't make sense to say because it don't work here unless he's going take a shower with him then mayb but horrible joke and yes most straight guys ask the dumbest questions, way more than girls well some girls are really slow but whatever. I can safely say that not all straight guys are really that straight, most won't even mind a well lot's of things trust me, the whole I'm a man it's a joke

[AnthroJez]

Oh my, the wine pronunciation killed me.

[Cyrunix]

@AnthroJez what about it? o.o he never pronounced it wrong to me, atleast that how i think its pronounced anyhow

[AnthroJez]

@Cyrunix He pronounced Bordeaux (properly pronounced Bore-doo or Bore-dough) like Bore-dox.

And the Sauvignon blanc, he pronounced the g, where it would be silent. Pronounced Saw-Vee-Nyon Blahnk.

Typical American fail at reading French.

[flakomonzter]

@AnthroJez sorry man but you are also wrong... g, must be pronounced as Ñ ... as in ESPAÑOL ...

g in french has no silent sound.

[Jasonsboxx]

maybe i should be gay ! PML

[WesleyCorrea100]

I asked this everyday in school... Lmfao ! And also are you attracted to me? :P

[KayWCee]

"Don't drop the soap! Get it?" Actually I don't get it....

[Bismuth83ROBLOX]

what's that dude who played Dan Sanders from Furry Vengeance this dude looks JUST LIKE HIM

[PincheVatoMalo]

Also, "Kiss me Little Faggot".

[MyZombify]

@MegaDan3D ive done that before but just once and i felt terrible

[nalalul]

Totally stole the "Whaat.. WHAT" from New Girl :P

[MegaDan3D]

You would never say stuff like "so gay!" to a gay guy. Douche.

[RaidZeroh]

@MegaDan3D I know a gay guy who calls things 'gay' and people 'faggots'. It's kinda funny. lol But even then, I never say things like "that's so gay" around him, cause it just makes me feel like an ass.

[XxiKarlosxX]

@RaidZeroh Then he's really ignorant, it's like sayin the N word it's the same thing, tell him he's ignorant and he is promoting other ignorant people to use the word wrong, if only I knew him I smack him in the head and tell him "what's wrong with u moron, we are fighting for equality while u are making it worse, dumbass"

[RaidZeroh]

@XxiKarlosxX I don't think he's ignorant. It's just that the words really don't bother him. It's not like he uses the words himself and then gets angry at other people who use them--he just doesn't really care. /shrug

[br4n91]

This dude is gayer than a gay dude.

[Broadwayseeker]

lol this dude is clearly gay!!!!!

[DreamMarko]

@Broadwayseeker That`s the point :D

[monicashamas]

*too

[monicashamas]

"What's your dad like?" hahahaha to good.

[beeblmeyer]

Definitely had straight friends ask me a few of these things before.

Funny vid.

Cute guy.

[ridrocks99]

"I should pretend to be gay! What's ur dad like?" lololol I just died xDD

[IamVIN88]

Hey, can I borrow your lube lolll

[Matttom88]

Whats a bottom? haha

[283kieran]

Why do girls like gay guys? Ha ha, Also THIS WAS SO FUNNY! He is cute and i wanna show him the fun of being gay ;)

[thetoddsmith]

Soooo, straight guys can't pronounce wine labels? Never heard that stereotype before.

[dayweed85]

i agree with brokeback.. didnt like the movie one bit.

[pointlessuploads]

i thought this straight guy was gay

[blusongbird]

He's SOOO cute :(

[Musictraep]

@blusongbird

yeeessss,,,:((

[ChillLikeAFreezer]

this video should be titled "shit a gay guy says to gay guys"

[eteutonico]

this guy is gay

[dirkhpeterson]

so gay! lol ...but he is cute!!!

[ThePsychicSasquatch]

Faggity fag faggots.

[uneek1991]

LMAO!! y do so many gay guys have aids...did u see guys how quick they tried to cut some of the last part off lol

[SENSIBLECHEMIST]

Does butt sex hurt?...............

[thefoxbelow]

You can be my queer eye! LMAO!

[wyatt9688]

bordox made my day

[jared986le]

1:45 Can U teach a girl how to ........ LOOOOOOOOOL

[GoodOrangesSmell]

'this jar is fuckin gay..oh..sorry' lolol

[brokenbones199]

WHAT HAPPENED

DRINKING WINE USED TO BE FOR INTELLECTUALS D:

[TheMykcal]

@brokenbones199 Thank you! I dont even drink, but I know this for a fact.

[jborges311]

Definitely have heard quite a few of these. ;)

[Kookanoodles]

The "Bordox" or the "Sauvignon blank" = priceless

[asianbeauty6]

i've been telling this kid in my year that his trousers are way too tight.. and that he should stop wearing leggings with ugg boots... and stop wearing leggings all together... somehow he's the most popular guy in my year though o.O...

[GibsonLesZack]

I think this should have been titled: "What Closet Gays say to Gay Guys"

[easypicken]

@GibsonLesZack ......so true.....

[JonahKai111]

@GibsonLesZack I'm straight but that's exactly what I was thinkin

[TheMykcal]

Wait, Wait Wait...How does discussing Whine make you gay? Isnt Whine a intellectuals drink?

[barsattacks]

@TheMykcal If by an intellectual you mean someone who can spell...then yes...yes it is...

[TheMykcal]

@barsattacks No I mean drinking wine is for Road Scholars, or people who talk about politics without bombarding others. Wine is a drink for people who have something intelligent to say, and if all males drink whine does that make them gay? This doesnt make sense too me, because I know people in my family that drink whine and only two are gay.

[mbbrwr]

when the production value on these "shit whatever says" videos is terrible, it makes them 98.7% less funny...

[taylorgangorblowme]

hahaha dont drop the soap

[steelmanmason]

lol

[mondezdurden]

Fuck, why am I so attracted to this dude? He's so damn cute! Reminds me of one of my adorable straight guy friends who is just like this, cute and funny.

[Thanks4Nutin]

You forgot "Are you attracted to me?"

[codymelton9]

Totally reminds me of me talking to my gay friend. Haha.

[FatGingerKid5]

not bordox, it's pronounced BORDOU= bordeaux

[dontlookdown93]

@FatGingerKid5 no its definitely pronounced bordox... 100% sure

[DFDZ211]

Ive heard like 80% of this LOL. SMH

[ScreamParty]

all of the homo

[bestunevahad2]

doe butt sex hurt rflmao

[SnakeKeeper2010]

Gay

[Chank2000]

this vid was ultra gay

[KenlovesJ]

why did I click on this? I'm not a gay or a straight guy

[Metalgoddess]

this jar is fuckin gay . wow lol

[TuWear]

I never said any of this to my gay family, not even my gay friends.

[MsNowayjose123]

You can be my queer eye! :')

[shimegami621]

"It's not gay if it's three-way."

LOL There was an SNL parody for that!

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

lol @ the hands at 0:39

[rslipaco]

It's never okay to get the rose.

[foyay]

this is quite clearly what boyfriends say to each other when pretending to be ignorant straight guys

[mondezdurden]

OMG I have a straight friend just like this!!!! I miss my Josh!!!!!! Damn him and his studies abroad. : ( I love my straight guy friends, So awesome.

[MsEuropeanSexy]

<333

[Bismuth83ROBLOX]

2:07 hugglrasgadhtb shove this up your a--

[TheMMDude]

NO HOMO.

[ShikaTrinity]

haha, nice set of lines you made

[ruckussful]

you forgot to tell your eyebrows that you were playing a straight guy.

[FOURTEEFIVE]

@ruckussful

LOL

[Anthemagne]

@ruckussful Now see? there's a hater comment I can appreciate, because that's clever AND true.

[AwesomeJimJam]

I just call my gay friend a faggot all the time

[MrSweetlife92]

QUESTION- ARE U GAY? :)

[cbspaul3]

0:29 best part

[dubcraft97]

LMFAO! 2:07

[PunKarmus]

"HOW big?" lmaooo

[dddrum669]

most unnesecary shit people say ever. usually orientation doesnt get brought up because it would be extremly awkward

[guitarmasta96]

i dont know how you shove this up your ass

[2williew]

Does butt sex hurt? It was so random LMAO!

[Shinatsu]

This whole video I was staring at that dudes dingy white T. Time to toss that.

[pupyfanatic44]

So when did you...ya'know.........knooow??­? that one had me rollin! haha

[productreed]

My BFF, who's straight, has literally asked me the Paul Frank question. Conversely, my straight guy friends about beat down someone who said, "That's gay." But most of this is true. And funny. You kooky straight guys.

[logosloki]

A good parody too.

[whatelse123]

*haha* every single line I am being told by my straight friends. and all just because I'm gay :D

[volcomskater1955]

does but sex hurt?

[veronicamars13]

He looks like Brendon Urie. 

[ccipollini1984]

I've seriously had all these questions asked to me....

[korisx]

@ccipollini1984 I doubt your the only one, oh wait me too! Lol.

[KMurderful]

my best friend is gay and he calls things gay all the time!

[maxwellthebest]

WHATS YOUR DAD LIKE?

[Specialdeath07]

This was a good vid dude, No Homo!

[DetectiveTective]

0:52 Lonely Island reference...?

[thatbirdftw]

Your lips. <3

[TheLaxman9810]

@Chrisplode Thats sick i literally live like across the street away from one of them

[ValiumandDolls]

He's cute for a breeder...

[DizBoyVin]

omg whats a bottom???

[Jhaysea]

neither bottle if you're squatting to get it.

[tAKiDA96]

You kind of look like Brendon Urie...and sound like him too. But only a bit :)

[RadioFade]

I once knew a guy who was convinced that I was just a lesbian because I hadn't tried the awesomeness that was man, and that if I ever did try it I would jump over the fense like an olympic pole-volter. He'd give me this sleazy right-wing-facist-male grin and go "DON'T DISS IT UTIL YOU TRY IT, HERP DERP"

So, all gay people are obviously only gay because they don't know what they're missing. Liek srs.

[RadioFade]

@RadioFade And yess, I can't type, gimmee a breake it's 2:22 am over here :|

[SarethZhukov314]

@RadioFade Really, it's all about preference. Being straight may be awesome to someone, but maybe other people don't feel the same way. I've known bi sexual people who preferred men. Or women (for girls).

[Edbrad]

haha the wine thing

[TheBlomberFactory]

whats your dad like... hahahaha holy shit in the know knows thats funny

[MeyendLabStudios]

LMFAO



[kenyatta0041]

i dont know how you shove this up your ass

lmao funny!

[thrashdouche21]

so is pink your favorite color? how can you not like girls? can you hook me up with one of your girl friends? does it hurt when you ...huh? have you been in a fight? why do gays talk like that..you know like ..that? how do you stay so fit ,, too much sex?

[WickedLiam]

the "Ho do you shove this up your ass" killed me :') and btw this guy totally has DSL ;)

[bullsonurmom55]

There's nothing funny about gay jokes. Cum on guys..

[littlepiepie]

@bullsonurmom55 Im gay and I found them funny xD

[CliffieCharles]

hey can i borrow your lube hahahah

[TKO102]

this vid is scary accurate 

[DeeMinion]

Hahaha I love when my friends say somethings gay then there's an awkward pause and they go "Oh... sorry" like a give a shit! :L

[tanman965]

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