Dyke Faggon Re-Cut

[MunterE]

5:14-5:19 New ringtone

[gamage3]

There are downloads for the album too.

[gamage3]

If anyone is interested, you can get a copy of the Dyke Faggon cd. Just contact Dyke Faggon on FB for more info.

[zosojb]

Sorry your life is like this. There is help you know

[zombiegirl71]

STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ..

[alkaw]

Hahahahah Love it!!!

Mike patton rules :D

funny parody :)

[Surrilium]

Dumb question, how did you do the hair, I wanna do that too!

[TheJigga321]

lol straight no more

[Nickpatient]

Man, Check out the link to his myspace page, as a Patton fan, I think his music is actually really, really awesome. Even if the song is called "Make Love To a Man" :P

[evilnewwargod]

Dyke Faggon is a genius, he is my GOD!!!!!!!

[anonymousjulio]

8 people are total faggots with no sense of humor

[antonyo93]

1:55 and on spot on

[paddaaa]

HAH! OMGILOVETHIS!

[ArgHamster]

Handsomeboys(overtomesoIcanfuc­kthem)school.

I drink coffee and I'm completley insane... yet smooth.

...he basicly wants to be Michael Winslow from "Police Academy" and maybe I do too. Except I'm the withe, gay version... of Michael Winslow.

[ScheisseDuBist]

DAmn right man. Mike Patton does not deserve what he gets. he is a fucking faggot.

[hardhatarea]

I love Patton but this guy is better!

[Waynester1973]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! LOL

[Doidiotube3]

ahuauhauh, very good, he risks making music very differently, at least in a way that does not have a style and stay doing pretty much the same songs that everyone does, most times the songs are his shit, to spoil good music with a silly noises but when he hits it makes music as anyone.

[Hostog]

Haha, 0:59.... that was hilarious

[caballobeto]

hua!

[CystixX]

mike patton is no god.

this is actually funny because patton is obviously fucked up in the head, fnm was the only half decent band and most their shit sucked and now he just releases music of screaming and bashing and fuckheads buy it because it has his name on it :| jesus christ.....

[SpeedyDestruction]

Dyke Faggot WOW 2 cusses at once,AWESOME!!!

[cadoixo]

what would the real mike patton think about this???i think this is very funny and ridiculous.

[TwojPalecDurniu]

50 albums this month...

xD

ESSENCE! XD

[shadowprince101]

okay, i gotta say, this is fucking hilarious !!! :D

[evilempire96]

4:38 to 4:43 - professional oprea style to screaming rage! CLASSIC PATTON!!!!!!!!

[evilempire96]

"You like money huh? Do you like to lick money? I know I do." HAHA

[hammy311]

Patton is a genius.

As a fan, I can say this video is funny in parts, you do some pretty good impressions. The musical bits are actually quite plausible for Mike.

As a human being, I can say the whole homophobic humour thing is a bit depressing. And predictably unfunny.

[villainprestige]

@hammy311 come on... patton can't compose a descent song.. spruance did all the job in bungle, gould did all the job in fnm.. the solos projects of patton are catastrophic, you can verify this nowadays with what he do : sound for crappy video games, pigtrack for zombie movies, sing like a pig on zorn shittty albums. He made the ridiculous band called crudo everyone laughted at him, The problem is the fans of mike patton, they are really geek. they think they're elite because of listen him lol

[Punketalero]

This video is awesome. I´m a fan of all the bands of Mike patton (moonchild, Fantômas, Tomahawk, Mr.Bungle, Peeping Tom, with buckethead, Lovage,.... Faith no more is my less favourite, but I like it too) and I couldn´t stop laughing when saw this. But I prefer the long version, you have to see it too. It´s funnier

[KORNANDSLIPKNOT4LIFE]

Hahaha! I love this video and "Faith no more, and Mr.Bungle" are some of my favorite bands! :P

[nostalgiaramanny]

A true Patton fan would find this side splitting funny! I love this man, it's the funniest thing on youtube. Thanks Dyke Faggon

[robumthun]

YOUR SUCH A FAG BOOBY HEART PIGFUCKER

[Hunterfrag]

ujaauajau

[EVILSTACK]

"Track one" - ha ha.

[cenocephala]

That's funny, but the whole gay/fag thing is a bit sophomoric.

[ledgretaris]

I brought out 50 albums this month. All of me just hoovering.

Genius

[cloudmx]

Ahahaha. This shit is just too funny.

[CocoaShunter]

I love how all of us pattonheads just love this shit. Instead of being offended

[gamage3]

Damn right.

[Marson711]

it would be slightly better if he could actually do some of the clean shit, but the talking parts are fucking money "paula abdul"

oh and all you youtube fags are gay...

suck my cyber balls

eat the poop of my cyber ego

(this is my single post of the year)

[matipatros]

Don't get me wrong. I Love Mike Patton but this guy is hilarious 5 stars :D

[CocoaShunter]

Love him or hate him, it's great for both sides

[thisisasillyact]

This is some funny stuff. Im a massive Patton fan and some of this Dyke Faggon send up is actually pretty close to sounding like the man himself. Fagmyass, Tomacock and Straight No More rule!!!

[deltashad]

some really good noises there, now I see where Patton has been getting his inspiration from. Paula Abdul, she rocks, straight up.

[Anologmax]

damm you should have a Grammy already

[T4IT2I]

Haha smartass.

[ilfano]

"When a strong Warrior finally corners him Evil Clown will attempt to escape by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor."

[harmsolidsnake]

i really hate mike patton

thanks

[ProtoLictor]

you are awesome!!!!

[Monte360]

myspace dykefaggon

[PetterP]

I love a lot of the wacky stuff from Mike Patton, and this was actually pretty funny. But should I feel embarassed for enjoying the music in the first shot of him playing? That was nice :D Wish I could do screams like that.

[lastofthesane]

Mike is and always will be a great artistic soul...no matter what others say...I fuckin' adore him!

[nilipata]

compare interviews with Patton from 1991 and now - two completely different guys. From a nice, witty, tallented boy he became an arrogant dick ;/

[ilfano]

This guy was probably shut down after offering patton head.

[DrPlank]

One of the funniest things on the site. This needed to happen, I bloody Hate Mike Patton.

[ilfano]

You both secretly have crushes on Mike Patton.

[almightytreegod]

this deserves an Oscar... I totally dig the Patton.

[Smeggypoo]

I'm a fan of Mike Patton and I respect his work but this is a very well done parody lol.

[kekeke83]

i grew up on faith no more and mr. bungle and i'm still a fan of patton's work. but this video is great, because some of his music is just too over my head.

[spiddyroo]

haha, met him last night so i feel even more guilty fore lauging. funny like

don't agree with the last comment though

[bassplayerjj]

haha that is some funny shit. I love all patton's stuff from FNM to peeping tom. I reckon he'd find this shit funny himself seeing as he doesnt take himself seriously anyhow. Good job

[missives]

Maybe you could just keep making shorter and shorter versions of this until you have just the 46 seconds or so that are a little funny.

Lose most of the gay stuff, keep some of the keyboard stuff, keep "white gay version of Michael Winslow," and "I used to put a lot of soul and effort into my work but now I just make a lot of gay noise." And because I have a feeling you're really attached it, you can keep "I blow guys."

Lose the rest.

[marcunha]

I tottaly agree. It´s very good, but it´s too long.

[Enden]

Mike Patton fucking sucks. All of his projects are garbage.

[streum]

Open your mind man, you just don't understand....

Yes, sometimes, it's too crazy for me, but he fckin' rocks!!

[Enden]

my mind is plenty open. i listen to some off beat shit.

[theworldsgonemad]

haha its funny cuz its true

[waterairlove]

And you are an ugly turd so don't even try to impersonate Mike you moron.

[tsengmao]

now whos in love with mike

[waterairlove]

This guy isn't funny. He's obviously obsessed with mike and probably thinks he's in love with him, but can only deal with his homosexual interest in mike by putting him down and making fun of him. Mike isn't camp or 'faggy' at all, so all the gay jokes are a further representation of this guys projection of himself. Pathetic.

[eazyleet]

That is pretty funny. I'm a huge Patton fan, and this was a good laugh, especially the keyboard part. The names were pretty corny though.

[lankku50]

You´re full of shit!!!

[alonewiththecalm]

yeah the gay jokes do get kind of old and the names he comes up with are too obvious.

[atrophiliac1]

washed up highschool football player anyone? how amy times does he say "i blow guys" well, someone needs to manage our burger kings.

[atrophiliac1]

wow, gay jokes eh? thats pretty original. lets give the man props, 5 bux says this guy listens to nothing but popular music, not much respect for original music because it doesnt sound like everything thats already been done. but hey, look on the bright side die hard fans, millions love mike, now millions hate this doushbag, take solice, uncle mike would probably laugh AT him to. youve gotten the attention you so desperately desired. go you.

[SpritelyGoLightly]

I watched it 3 times in a row cause I couldn't stop laughing. I dig Mike Patton, but this is probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I love the keyboard stuff, and 'da da da da da da da da huh! huh!'

[alonewiththecalm]

I think mike would like this.

[alonewiththecalm]

One of the best videos on You Tube I've seen so far.

[martyhoff]

I'm hoping you are being facetious, but if not fuck you, fuck your genes, your nurture and your inability to understand that you are the target.

[PestVic]

agreed! lmao

[GavinMGS]

Hilarious stuff!!

[christophereugene777]

May a queasy camel leave a gift in your sock droor and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Your video sucks you greasy cubicle rat.

[waterairlove]

Thanks for saying what you did. I'm sure Mike Patton would appreciate it.

[christophereugene777]

Man, if youre gonna make fun of someone at least have enough comedical talent to rival the individual you are boning. Dude making fun of people is not creativity, its bitterness. Is there anything really meaningful you disagree with? if you actually look into Mikes Biography you will actually see haow talented he really is. ANGEL DUST is where you should start. Mike would probably actually like this video because he's a nice person.

[tsengmao]

yet another who doesnt get the joke

[mrblondecutsears]

haha this is great and i love patton. just out of interest are u a patton fan?

[Bungle420Surfers]

lMAO Straight No More. The keyboard part is so damm true. I am a Patton fan but this needed to be done.

[Incongruent]

Got the voice down.

[13athroom]

hey, thats MY keyboard! dammit gob bammage, you robbed me!

[devnull73]

Dunno why this wasnt done earlier, Patton is just asking to have the piss taken out of him.

[donnadw]

As much as I love him and feel guilty for admitting it, this is genius.

[Sarallica]

I love Patton, but this video is hilarious!

[adegamisoumounopano]

cant stop laughing with this video!!!!. you know the really sad thing about loser patton fans is that if patton did released the music you made in this video, it would be considered genius... it really does sound better than most the shit that fuck is doing lately anyway. lol...... in fact, anything that ass clown does is considered genius.. thats how fucking lame his fanbase is. squeeling into cans to making pop music and singing like a homosexual wigger. anything sells.

[Sybreed]

let's hear you sing that well. Granted a lot of it is boring as hell, but the talent is undeniable.